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Author: Justin Daniel and Russell Hall

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Listen as Russell takes Justin, a virtual Horror virgin, on a journey through the world of horror.
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Russ scheduled some phone time, William Smith is really going to make it in this acting game, Justin adulted really hard, Russ was bad at watching Reanimator and was better off for it, Reanimator took an unfilmable story and tried to film it anyway, Russ and his vain elbows, Justin spends 20 minutes describing exactly what happens in the movie and still no one understands it, 22 is the dumbest age, Russ yells about SnapChat, #VapeNation, Re-Animator is just plain fun (except for the rape), the Venn Diagram that Justin will neither agree nor disagree with, Justin’s successful experiment, BMTD, is that Dean Cain?, the worst security guard of all time, Justin’s new backpack, the creepy file, the fun surprise twist So, we’re going on hiatus for a bit. Thank you all for listening. This isn’t the end; it’s just the end of weekly episodes. Thanks again for everyone who has followed along on this 2.5 year long journey. Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Okay — I’m tired so this will be brief, Monkey Shines is maybe the most messed up movies we’ve watched on this podcast, it’s good though and gets a recommendation, Congo has caused Russ some deep seated issues that are still present to this day so we have a bit of a therapy session Next week: Reanimator & Re-Animator Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
We remember the Internet bubble bursting, shipping stuff is expensive, spam callers suck, how to buy a car, Russ’s van got totaled, Scary Movie > Scary Movie 2, Russ sneezes like a man, Russ doesn’t like David Cross, SM2 isn’t funny, Russ didn’t make a pun, two ways to make SM2 better, Russ just lists references from the movie, gay board games, Russ runs into Comic Book Guy and his twin brother, Russ agrees with everything Justin says so I guess that’s the end of the podcast, Zombieland is just a good movie, Russ is racist, handwriting fonts, Bill Murray is great Next week: Monkey Shine & Congo Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Russ doesn’t remember the theme song to Mr. Belvedere and Justin spits out his favorite Belv factoid, Neil Degrasse Tyson has a bit of wisdom for every situation, Russ is rewatching Scrubs, the time Russ’s mom asked about the well-being of his testicles, the new game on Kickstarter that even Russ won’t back, Matango is weird and bad and boring, Russ uses his YouTube phone for a terrible tangent about a phallic tree guy, and then he does it again, Russ needs to kill off his imaginary brother, the dichotomy of Russ’s cheapness when it comes to games, Loud Jason needs an intervention, trading hot video clips, makin’ that E-cash, making decisions that can affect the rest of your life, how much Russ researched in order to get his bad tattoo, Don’t Click is a mediocre movie with a good backstory, group baths, Justin gives a bad and probably wrong lesson in Asian languages to Russ, did Justin just say Daniel Cross? Next week: Scary Movie 2 & Zombieland Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Russ can’t think of a 90’s reference to start the show so he punts, Justin is all board gamed up in the head, Russ’s offspring are both making games, friend of the show Loud Jason is at the World Series of Poker right now, speaking up at work only leads to more work, how to talk to your boss without talking to your boss, Russ is starting to feel old, this is the reminder to Russ about the death game he talked about, Justin still looks young but also fat, Justin’s 30th birthday realization, there are people out there who have no idea what a dial tone is, what color is the past?, Knights of Badassdom hates its audience, not laughing at jokes but at the actors delivering them, KoB is one of those studio botches, Role Models is a much better LARPing comedy, the movie doesn’t care about the movie, the digital effects suck but the monster is alright, Brian Posehn loves metal, the story of Nightbreed, decisions by committee always suck, why Marvel is successful, all the Adam Green references, new Pride Babadook, New Coke is coming back, past Justin was kinda sweet, Russ’s guide to a good marriage, Rememory suffers from not revealing enough information so that it can reveal it all at once, Russ watched the end of the movie in the car like a terrible person, these are both movies where it doesn’t matter that Peter Dinklage is a little person, Russ missed all the revelations, RIP Anton Yelchin, the Butt Fumble, Borders stories, Russ is wary of downloads Next week: Matango & Don’t Click Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Apparently most of the cultural touchstones from the 90s were beer commercials, the boy equivalent of Lisa Frank trapperkeepers, Russ got shorted in the 2nd grade gift exchange, Russ used to be a little klepto, Justin’s mom got forced out of the Postal Service, Russ’s dad is counting the days until retirement or he gets kidnapped by the mob, the hand with two potatoes, Justin made some money on the stock market and then did nothing on a 3 day weekend, King of the Ants is a revenge movie that adds a bit of weirdness on top, recasting King of the Ants, George Wendt does not look comfortable sitting on the floor, Daniel Baldwin is a scratch and dent version of Alec, SNL is good again, Three’s Company is a show that somehow exists and for multiple seasons, Justin saw I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry in the theater, how Russ thinks about his father, Justin tries to explain Ant-Man to Russ and is rudely interrupted by his chair, what exactly is a one-person show?, the truth is always crazier, this is your epilepsy warning, Joe Montena improv, everyone is in this movie, negotiating with everyone, is a racist scene as awkward as a sex scene?, what babies are the cutest?, this is where I stopped listening Next week: Rememory & Knights of Badassdom Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Russ’s family was laughing at Justin, earliest memories, how a Your Mom joke led to tears on Mother’s Day, Russ is killing it at this anniversary thing, Justin is playing the stock market, savings accounts used to be so much better, someone dropkicked The Arnold, Justin is gonna start fishing, not catching fish is boring, a Flat Earther in the wild, Nic Cage is fine, Hereditary is a wellmade movie that just didn’t stick the landing, even though it’s about demons this is one of the realest friggin movies of all time, Toni Collette is amazing, Justin is a wet blanket, podcast bomb, Russ had to adult and file an insurance claim, that time that Justin’s car got hit by a bus full of special needs kids, the worst substitute bus driver of all time, Russ calls out a fool, why the kids couldn’t go to baseball, terrible math, Valemont is actually a show and don’t watch it, tv show houses years later Next week: King of the Ants & Edmond Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Russ comes up with a brand new intro!, homes are expensive, the tree that needs to die, non-perverted Clive Barker art, Russ’s adventure in Kickstarter land, The Ballad of Danny P, Balloon Boy discussions, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWhUvm8SunY , Russ puts on a trucker hat, 30 Rock was pretty good, Russ finally finishes his Episode 15 story, what’s on the table, Jason Mewes was pretty good, the stupid ways people die are great, the prop that got away, Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer starts off kinda racist, the youngest whitest night class class ever, is his house underground?, Justin learns the definition of the word disappointed, Russ’s conversation he had with an obviously broken hand, the coolest kid in the fourth grade, Russ can’t pronounce Hereditary Next week: Hereditary & Valemont Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Yo!, John Cena put out an actual rap album that was actually okay, Russ “accidentally” bought a Chinese knockoff board game, Fiasco is a fun role playing game that doesn’t need a game master, Russ has a “fiasco” story that seems to fit the word correctly, Justin doesn’t like Hatchet but he respects it, Russ loves Hatchet, Adam Green loves throwing fake blood at trees, Joel David Moore is the cool DJ Squalls, Hatchet was financed with a fake trailer, Asian Adam Sandler, ADR jokes, ripped open like a fruit you rip in half, kill all the character actors first, Victor Crowley as a kid should have been put down, axing down a door with a hatchet, Russ discovers the Jose Conseco video, Russ nails the tag line, the two times a bird pooped on Russ and the one time a bird pooped on Justin’s grandma, the main character gets about a foot shorter in the second movie, all the cameos, the biscuit song, this is the movie where nothing happens, Russ’s nemesis Next week: Feast & Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Russ needs new headphones, Marianne is home and Justin isn’t lonely anymore, steakhouse take out to bring in, buying your girlfriend expensive gifts, Russ got a job offer, Russ is this close to starting to play D&D, bowling shirts for the Chowder Society, Justin still wants ReMake Me merch, Russ has a fetish phobia, Justin doesn’t like Seinfeld but probably would now, Justin and Russ listened to the same episode of Stuff You Should Know about human zoos, are World’s Fairs still a thing?, the post for us that’s not just for us, Russ bought Clive Barker art with his yard money, Russ doesn’t know who Tony Curtis is, Cesar Romero is very dead, getting very specific about your vague belief, Burgess Meredith plays the professor who is the best character in fiction, She Bop vs. MmmBop, Cyndi Lauper isn’t Christina Aguilera, opening a door to space, minorities in film who aren’t treated as minorities in the film, ReMake Me 101 is complete, New Philadelphia Pennsylvania, a new map, State Facts! with Russ, The Tick for SNES was great, Russ finally finishes his D&D story, Bad Milo is fun if you like that kind of movie, the game with no dice that has dice, what if that kid from high school had married Justin’s mom Next week: Hatchet 1 & 2 Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Justin still has a cold and may sound extra sexy, Russ doesn’t remember board game night, the Notre Dame Cathedral was on fire and that was crazy, Russ’s latest homeless guy YouTube video, David Cronenberg has a messed up mind, twin movies are confusing – this one even more so, the chest spreader that’s not for your chest, gynecological tools for mutant women, learning to conjugate with Russ, The Conjuring lady died and we have feelings, Crash is an interesting look into subcultures – it’s also totally messed up, stop saying anus!, Russ has never played Russian Roulette, Next week: The Manitou & Bad Milo Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
It’s our relationship episode!, Ben’s here!, Excitement!, Sobriety!, Justin is getting a cold, Russ doesn’t know what words are, Ben loses stuff, Russ made a game out of Justin’s dating story from last week –  the first of two games this episode, Swingers was Russ’s teenage movie, is Miramax still a thing?, Jenn comes down into the basement to play a weird version of the Newlywed Game to find out who knows more about Russ, we’re old now, trying to figure out what the answering machine means, being physically close with friends (not like that), calling a girl and her dad answers, Ben’s non-story, don’t watch Late Last Night, why does nobody know what a synopsis is?, Ricky sucks, the Dwight Yoakam story Next week: Dead Ringers & Crash Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Russ enjoyed relistening to episode 100, Justin is a professional, the kid that destroys toilets, the first $50, hiring yourself for yardwork, bonding with the not-father-in-law, missing the mom spit, a real thinker, Argento’s weird style, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giallo , Russ had a weird Argento binge last year, extreme close ups on small inanimate objects, a sweeping crane shot made small, this episode is basically just talking about the filmmaking, are the soundtracks supposed to be dissonant?, the Nighthawks scene, maybe a bit of Stanley Kubrick in Argento?, Ben if you’re reading this: don’t listen to this episode, does fanny in Italy mean the same as USA or England?, the weird dubbing, why does Carlo go out like that?, how to do a voyeuristic camera, Kubrick was a crazy person, creepy doll, the craziest story ever, the eye thing from Opera will give you nightmares, Justin has a sad funny story to tell, Zeno’s paradox chat didn’t really work well with the ladies, Russ has a thing to say Next week: Swingers & Made Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Rest in Peace Larry Cohen, this is our tribute to the weird writer/director, Russ starts the podcast off by getting a little dirty, Justin doesn’t know directions, a classy way to begin the podcast, Justin’s social calendar has been very full this week, the easy shorthand that Russ makes sure is not easy at all, Facebook wanted Russ to know that Justin was going to see Kyle Kinane, Justin tells stories from the show, Russ stumps Justin with a comedy question, It’s Alive 3 is the Jurassic Park: The Lost World of killer mutant baby movies, how Larry Cohen directs, the court room drama that starts off this movie, apparently that scene was about AIDS – thanks Larry, then a boat happens and then they’re in Cuba for like 12 seconds and then they’re in Florida and then the movie is over, Justin never heard the word measles, Russ wants to have an intervention for Saxophone Ryan, The Corpse and the Coma in the style of Bakersfield, Russ the audio guy!, Maniac Cop is a zombie, what was the priest’s plan?, Die Hard reunion in MC3, Ted Raimi!, nothing matters about this movie until the end, he’s on fire WHILE driving a car, the documentary about Maniac Cop 3 is the best thing about Maniac Cop 3, 51 minutes?, how Larry Cohen writes, a gospel song about Maniac Cop 3 called Come with Me Next week: Deep Red & Opera Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Russ and Justin can’t make small talk anymore, Russ is getting really into board games, Justin really likes having things, the sweet spot in board game podcasts, Justin educates Russ on a Shaggy Dog Story, Urkel for Toxic Avenger, bad Netflix cartoons, Justin’s girlfriend left him (for a month), is Them the precursor to Us? No, Titanic takes place on a boat, Romanian power options seem scary as hell, Russ’s adventures in electrical engineering, the neighbor who may be into some stuff, Them is fine but nothing special, Russ has two updates: one good and one bad, Justin shares a quick recipe, if you haven’t seen Us don’t listen to this!, VHS on film, Justin thought he was too white to understand Us until he realized it’s not about race at all, tense and unnerving, this movie sucks, the rollercoaster in the closet, the music is great, the movie is great, let’s discuss the twist, they’re C.H.U.D.s Next week: It’s Alive 3 & Maniac Cop 3 Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Russ disrobes, the Dad playlist, Russ just wants to be left alone, Justin is getting a visit from the proto-mother-in-law, there’s more than corn in Indiana there’s Indiana Beach, corn vs. the GMO-haters, people who work with computers for a living aren’t adults they are just well-paid children, an update on Russ’s short story story, Justin tries to White Knight and mansplain what a White Knight is, the reveal that is only a reveal 20 years later, Fort Wayne’s greatest Mayor Harry Baals, Russ gives up the ghost real early on his plan, Swarm is so bad, don’t watch Swarm of the Snakehead, most of this podcast is just dunking on SotS, Russ and Justin have questions, that one Cher video on the boat, trap door to nowhere, the snakehead EMP, Survivor is surprisingly non-racial, cull, weird John Ratzenberger moment in real life, car dealerships are the worst, 9/11 stories, weird driving laws, hand roundhouses, exploding O Next week: Us & Them Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Russ starts the podcast off with something that has been on his mind since last week, guys who default to a female pronoun are a bit disingenuous, Russ is worried that he might be too much of a straight white male, Justin and his girlfriend are prettifying the house for a visit from her mom, Russ and his wife bought art from an art sweat shop, Justin cries about a barn, Russ winds up on a cruise with a bunch of rich people and watches them buy art, if you haven’t go watch Train to Busan right now!, Justin and Russ just kind of watched the movie, Russ pitches a Bollywood zombie version of Train to Busan, a new segment called Russ Kind of Doesn’t Understand the News, old ladies have bad teeth and love to eat things with hard in the name, a new segment called Russ Kind of Doesn’t Understand Action Movies, the Transformers movies are terrible but you knew that already, the cool CGI that Busan uses, The Girl with All the Gifts is either a great movie or it’s not, the movie starts off with just some disconcerting creepiness, there’s a lot of wasted potential in this movie, the bridge that made dogs commit suicide Next week: Swarm of the Snakehead & Motel Hell Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
It’s too early for Justin, Russ wishes his wife was more mean sometimes, Justin definitely isn’t dead yet, Russ was disappointed in A Quiet Place and Justin is disappointed in Russ, sometimes kids like things, blind skinny gorillas, Russ is not impressed by the monsters, this episode is just Russ complaining about things in movies, Russ doesn’t know why whiteboards exist, the baby box, deal with the immediate problem first, Emily Blunt gets Marv’d, the nail gun incident, being impressed by Amish people, the time Justin’s car exploded on the way to Denver, Marianne is a bit of a screamer, the one good thing about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot, comedy and horror are both about building and relieving tension, how A Quiet Place is kind of like the last episode of M*A*S*H and maybe Schindler’s List, Justin is kind of a big baby, Bird Box is a really long movie, looking pretty during the apocalypse, inky eyes Next week: Train to Busan & The Girl with All the Gifts Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
Russ starts off with a game that turns macabre, Justin downs a thing of water, how comedians deal with death, Insane Clown Posse ruins friendships, what kind of puker are you?, trying to keep your cool when a medical professional is fondling you, is Jug Face a fairy tale?, Justin still doesn’t know how he feels about Jug Face but Russ is all for it, two quick references to bands only we listen to, what did Russ do to the Jug Face dvd to make it skip at the nudey bits?, turns out they are brother/sister nudey bits – gross, bad CGI ghost boy, the Pit is real; believe in the Pit, Russ would worship the Pit; Justin is still on the fence, shun the non-believers, we talk about the Super Bowl (and the homeless), did I mention the Super Bowl?, will Google rate us better if we mention the Super Bowl again?, Justin is the wet blanket of the group, pouring one out for your homey for a little too long, this movie is really creepy, these characters really feel like people, Russ has an hypothesis on why we yell at the ones we love, Justin makes a hot Rachel Dratch joke that doesn’t come close to landing, this is a great monster, Russ makes a Tremors reference and doesn’t know how sports work Next week: A Quiet Place & Bird Box Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
The podcast is really starting to take a toll on Russ and Justin’s friendship, Justin got to freeze on Saturday, Russ can’t pee in yoga pants, Russ and Justin trade game show contestant stories, this is probably the worst double header in the history of the podcast, the original ending to Mac and Me, South Korea is afraid of fans, how not to start a movie, the safety of unlocked vaults, apparently KISS is really rock and roll, Kelsey Grammer is a bad person and also fell off a stage one time, how to film a phone call, Russ doesn’t know what the theme is, a stripper you can take home to grandma, the rest of them are stuffed animals, do hobgoblins float?, the hand that rocks the car, “rewatchability”, how do these fantasies work?, nightly and nudely, did the officer exist or not?, how not to fight with nunchucks, watch Hobgoblins with some friends, we’re old, GPK is awful, is everyone in this movie a pedophile?, three adults are beating up a child and that’s how this family movie starts, Captain Manzini is a timeless being, https://www.gofundme.com/help-john-buechler , why are they singing now?, it turns out 15 year old kids shouldn’t drive, Russ wants to figure the movie out but you don’t have to, she’s 15! Next week: Jug Face & The Ritual Subscribe on iTunes – http://apple.co/2fMoRWH Subscribe on Google Play – http://bit.ly/2yDTdT8 Subscribe on Breaker – https://www.breaker.audio/remake-me Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast
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