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On The Phone With Matt
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This week, Matt talks about going Christmas shopping for beef jerky.
This week Matt talks about going to some corporate Christmas parties, as well as drinking alcohol, and gaming. Merry holidays!
This week Matt talks about Coke Zero bottle caps for a minute, then goes on to rant about idiot bus drivers calling dispatch for the dumbest reasons. Happy turkey day!
This week Matt talks about going to see the musical "Firebringer" for his birthday. He also talks about the new "IT" show "Welcome To Derry," then does a spoiler-filled review of the movie Weapons.
This week, Matt talks about a strange nap he had, and how it made him feel weird for the rest of the day. He also talks about seeing the Aurora Borealis with his own eyes!
This week, Matt gives an update on his workplace injury, talks about his nose piercing and what he didn't expect, and talks about something that happened this week at work that really pissed him off.
This week, Matt talks about injuring himself at work and having to take a couple days off to heal up. He then complains about bad service at a new-to-him restaurant, while giving some pointers to all servers about how to do the basics of serving. He also complains about yet another bad experience at Taco Bell. There is plenty of cussing in this episode.
Matt and his wife have something strange going on in their home, and they're trying to figure out what's causing it. Maybe you can help. Is something or someone doing it?
This week, Matt vaguely talks about why he's missed the last couple weeks of this podcast, and about all of the deer that are in the town he lives, as well as the hunting season changes that were affected by a deer illness that is sweeping Ohio.
This week Matt talks about giving up his car because it costs too much now, and how much alarm clocks suck.
Matt's dealing with more allergy BS this week, but takes some time between sneezes to complain about terrible advertising and Halloween themed products.
This week, Matt complains about a few things that have been getting on his nerves. Some he may have even complained about before here, but those things are still getting on his nerves. A few involve social media! Speaking of social media, join him on Bluesky @ onthephonepodcast.bsky.social!
This week Matt talks about his first colonoscopy, then gets into a discussion about college students getting hit by cars, because he almost hit one this week! Why don't they look both ways before crossing the street? The world may never know.
Matt is drained this week, so in this short episode, Matt vents a bit about being the go-to guy for people to dump their troubles on, and updates on seeing the GI doctor after being sick, prepping for a colonoscopy, and tells a crappy story about the restaurant where he got food poisoning.
This week Matt found some of his voice, and decided to update everyone on why he missed last week's episode, and what's going on with his bowels. You could say this episode is full of sh*t, and you'd be right!
This week Matt talks about his car breaking down and the BS associated with it. He also reviews Happy Gilmore 2, so SPOILER ALERT! (if you don't want to listen because of spoilers, FYI, he liked it)
Matt is sick and complains a lot about the events that happened already this week.
Matt and his wife went to the dealership to see about selling their car back to them and get another one, and it didn't go well. And then it rained and the back door that they had "fixed" THREE times already is still letting rain in. Will it ever get fixed? And what did the park manager say about it? Find out!
This week Matt talks about starting up his old podcast, Quick History, AGAIN, and how the car dealership he bought his car from wants to buy his car back from him. He also talks about how he got scammed by the NGL app and how you should avoid subscribing to it.
This week, Matt talks about how effective saying "bless you" is after a sneeze. He then blows his mind thinking about how many products there are in the world, and finishes it up with how bad some band's videos are.




