ASTRO SLUTS

They’re not like other signs…they’re Aquarians! In today’s episode, we're chatting about the bestie, the humanitarian and the contrarian of the Zodiac. We kick things off by diving into the basics, Aquarius’ element, modality, planetary ruler, symbol and mythology! We discuss Aqaurius celebrities from Harry Styles to Oprah, Paris Hilton and more! Then, we discuss movie and TV characters who we think have big Aquarius energy, think: the quirkiest person you know. We share our own thoughts, opinions and anecdotes on dating Aquarians along with sharing our listener’s tales, before we call up one of our favorite Aquas!  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

We’re getting serious today to discuss Capricorns. The Gaslight, Girlboss, Gatekeep of the Zodiac! (Respectfully) Capricorn is the 10th sign of the zodiac and as we’ve learned throughout this series, our signs continue to get more complex as we go! Although we love to giggle about their girlboss tendencies, there’s so much more to Capricorns that we’ll discover. First things first, the basics. Starting off with Capricorn’s element, symbol, modality and more! We then dive into Capricorn celebrities and TV and movie characters who we think represent the Capricorn archetype. Then we call up a very special Capricorn to get the scoop on the life of a Capricorn, their values and parenting style. We close out the episode with some listener submissions and personal tales.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Giddy up! Today we’re discussing the horse girl of the Zodiac. This episode is all about Sagittarius, our freedom seeking, fun loving, boredom fearing besties. We dive into Sagittarius by covering the basics, their element, modality, symbolism, mythology and more! We then dive into Sagittarius celebrities from Miley Cyrus to Snooki to Jay Z. Next up, we discuss Sagittarius-coded TV and movie characters before we get into Sagittarius dating tales from our listeners. Our listeners share their experiences before we share our own experiences and thoughts on dating Sagittarius. To close out the episode we call up another astrology loving Sagittarius and of course have some laughs as we swap Sag stories.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Shhh…we have a secret. Today’s episode is all about Scorpio. We dive deep into the mysterious underworld of the eighth sign. We begin our discussion by diving into all things Scorpio to discover what makes this water sign so emo! So dark! So moody! After covering the basics, we chat through Scorpio celebrities to see what more we can discover about this sign. We discuss TV and movie characters that we think represent Scorpio energy then turn it over to the listeners. Our listeners share their Scorpio dating stories then Aubrey and Dani share a few Scorpio dating tales of their own. We close out the episode with our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment and chat with a Scorpio bestie, getting their firsthand account of what it's like to live in the mind of a Scorpio. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Welcome to adorable hour! We’re chatting all about our Libra lovers today. We kick things off by diving into what makes this cardinal air sign just so sweet, lovable and prone to lying. We discuss Libra’s element, modality, planetary ruler and more then get into a quick vibe check to discuss our observations of this sign. After that we run through Libra celebrities then share the TV and movie characters that we think have that special Libra sparkle. We chat through some listener submissions of their experiences dating Libras and share our own tales. We try to get to the bottom of what makes Libra men such liars before calling up one of our cutie Libra besties! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

The Beyonce of the Zodiac! Today’s episode is all about our perfect, thoughtful, judgmental (?) Virgo besties. First things first, the basics. We discuss what makes our Virgos unique through their planetary ruler, modality, element and more. Then, we dive into Virgo celebrities and find some interesting patterns emerging. We each share a few movie and TV characters that we think give us Virgo vibes, *cough cough* Blair Waldorf. We read through our listener’s tales of Virgo dating experiences then share our own sagas. Lastly, we phone a Virgo during our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment and hear from one of our besties what it feels like to be in the mind of a Virgo.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

We know our Leo listeners have been waiting for this moment…this episode is all about you babes! We start out with the basics - Leo’s modality, planetary ruler, mythology and more! Then we dive into our observations and experiences with this fire sign. We chat about Leo celebrities then get into the TV and movie characters we think have big Leo energy. We dial up one of our Leo besties to hear what it’s like to be a Leo straight from the source! After our chat we read through our listener’s experiences dating Leos and then we share some highlights from our own Leo dating (horror?) stories.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

We’re making our way through the zodiac and have made it to our first water sign, Cancer! Our crabby icons are known for loving Taylor Swift and needing a daily cry. We dive into (shallow) waters to talk through Cancer basics like their modality, planetary ruler and more. Then we talk through some of our personal observations and anecdotes about Cancers before getting into Cancer celebrities to see how they show up in pop culture. After celebs, we each pick a few TV and movie characters that we think have big Cancer energy, hint: Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls. We then discuss listener’s experiences dating Cancers and a few of our own unfortunate Cancer tales. To close out the episode we dial up a Cancer cutie in our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment to get a direct account of the Cancer experience.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Today we’re chatting about one of the most controversial signs, Gemini. We love ‘em, you might hate ‘em and if you’re one of those people maybe this episode will change your mind. We kickoff with Gemini basics then discuss our personal takes on the sign. TLDR, they’re a bit misunderstood. Then, we dive into Gemini celebrities as well as TV and movie characters we think represent the Gemini archetype. We chat through a few tales of Gemini situationships and relationships from the listeners as well as our experience dating Geminis. To close out the episode we call up a Gemini pal for our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment who shares a firsthand look into the mind of the Gemini.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

We’re making our way through the zodiac this season and today’s episode is all about TAURUS. We discuss what makes this comfort-loving, nap-taking, sweet treat-eating sign tick while also digging into who Taurus really is beyond all the stereotypes. We kick it off with an overview of Taurus basics then move into our observations and opinions on how these signs show up in the world. We then discuss Taurus celebrities as well as TV and movie characters who we think are the ultimate representation of Taurus energy, including some characters you might not expect  *cough cough SHARPAY*. In our ‘Phone a Friend’ (or should we say Mother) segment we have a special guest join us for a first-hand account of what it's like to be a Taurus. We close out the episode with listener submissions and personal stories of our Taurus dating experiences.   Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Welcome to sign school sluts! This season we’re getting back to the basics and going sign by sign to enter their world and aim to understand them a little better. First signs first, ARIES! We dive deep into all things Aries, a fiery cardinal sign known for its anger and impulse but who are Aries beyond the chaos? We start the episode chatting about the Aries basics then move into a quick vibe check. We then discuss Aries celebrities and how their Aries sun shows up in their work and their persona. We then speculate on TV and movie characters who we believe to be the ultimate representation of Aries, from Mia Thermopolis to Jack Sparrow. In our ‘Phone a Friend’ segment we have a very special guest join us for a first-hand account of what it's like to be an Aries. We finish out the episodes with listener submissions from their accounts of being with Aries and personal stories of our time dating Aries.  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. If you enjoyed your listen, leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date  on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories and sagas HERE.

Welcome to the final episode of spooky season besties!! We’re closing out spooky season by chatting about the 12H, the spookiest house of them all. Before we get into it, we discuss our Hallo-weekends then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We give you a rundown of the next two weeks and discuss Saturn stationing direct, Venus entering Libra, Mercury entering Sagittarius and the New Moon in Scorpio. Then, it’s time for class! At Monster High we discuss the 12th House, the final house, the house of the unconscious, the house of secrets, the house of dreams! And what having planets in this house could mean for you. Pull up your birth chart and take notes! During Skeletons in the Closet we discuss social activities beyond alcohol and what that looks like moving into Winter! We close out the episode with a question about compatibility from a listener who sometimes is in soulmate mode with their girlfriend and sometimes doesn’t seem to have a single thing in common with them.   Thank you so much for listening to another season, we couldn’t do it without you! Leave us a (five star) review, follow us on social and text the pod link to a friend! Sharing is caring! Talk soon!  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Happy Hallo-week sluts! We’re taking you to some not-so-haunted houses this episode as we dive into the various house systems. We kick off the episode with some spooky season life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. We have our FINAL lunar eclipse in Taurus then we get into the origins of Halloween as we discuss Samhain, a pagan festival celebrating the start of the ‘dark half’ of the year. During Monster high we get into our house systems and share a few of the many house systems and how they can shift the way you look at your chart, from Placidus, to Whole Sign Houses, Porphyry and more! We throw it back to Halloween's past for Skeletons in the Closet and dig through our memory boxes (our brains) to share our favorite costumes, middle school party mems and more! We close out the episode with an American Horror Story from a listener and one from our very own AUBREY. Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Grab your popcorn sluts, this week we’re bringing back movie night! Our first movie night episode (S2 E7) is our most popular episode EVER but this time our movie night has a Halloween twist! Before we get into our showing, we start the episode with a full rundown of everything you can expect this Scorpio season. From the lunar eclipse to Venus entering Libra and all the other planetary shifts along the way. After our Scorpio season preview it’s time for the main showing! We each share a few favorite halloween movies, Halloweentown, Carrie, Hocus Pocus and more, then we discuss the signs of all the main characters. It’s a silly goofy time! During Skeletons in the Closet we discuss transitional periods and dealing with change. We close out the episode with the GREATEST listener submission of ALL TIME. A Halloween party saga from a Virgo listener dating a SUPER SAG.  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

This week we’re covering the spookiest of all…The Saturn Return. JK it’s literally fine!!! We kick off the episode with some life updates then get into this week’s horror-scopes. This week Mars enters Scorpio and there’s a solar eclipse in Libra. At Monster High we’re diving into Saturn Returns, we start with an overview over the daddy of the solar system himself, Saturn then get into what a Saturn Return means in astrology and what you can expect when you’re going through yours based on your natal Saturn placement. During skeletons in the closet we discuss Golden Bachelor, everyone’s favorite reality dating show and how maturity and SATURN RETURNS makes for impeccable dating vibes. We close out the episode with an American Horror Story from a listener who was swept off their feet by a new crush then realized…he’s a CANCER (gasp!).  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Boo! Welcome to SPOOKY SZN! This season is all about demystifying the themes and placements in astrology that make us squirm (or scream!). We’re kicking off the season with the mysterious planet of Pluto. Before we dive into Pluto, we open the episodes with a few life updates, Aubrey shares BREAKING NEWS, then we get into this week’s horror-scope. Dani gives us an overview of Libra season and Aubrey gives us an overview of this week’s full moon. During our educational segment, Monster High, we explore everything Pluto. From an overview of the planet to its themes and how it shows up both generationally and in the natal chart. We take a break from astrology for ‘Skeletons in the Closet’ where we discuss the perils of misogyny and how it manifests very differently in both of our lives. We close the episode with an ‘American Horror Story’ from a listener who got ‘Libra Man-ed’.  Subscribe to get access to monthly subscriber only episodes! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly (or SPOOKY) stories, questions or concerns HERE.

As our Slut Hot Summer comes to a close we’re leaving you with some inspiration to keep (safely) slutting on. We kick off the episode with life updates then dive into this week’s upcoming astrological roster. This week Venus stations direct (T GOD) and Jupiter stations retrograde (LOL). Then we get into this week’s sticky, slippery and silly ‘sex ed’ topic, kink in the birth chart. We discuss asteroids, body rulership, the fifth house, the eighth house, literally all the signs and whatever else we could think of. During ‘hot topic’ we each reflect on this summer and all it’s brought us from steamy hot temps to a solo apartment and a new job. We close out season 6 with a submission from a listener who hates their current job but their capricorn rising won’t let them quit! Spoiler: we obviously tell them to quit.  We’ll be back with SZN 7 once Mercury Rx comes to a close just in time for spooky szn!  Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Slut hot summer just doesn’t stop! This week we’re discussing the descendant, the point opposite the rising sign that tells us about our relationship ‘type’. We kick off the episode by discussing the current sky during ‘The Roster.  This week, Mercury stations retrograde, Mars enters libra, Uranus stations retrograde and we have our second full moon of August. Lot’s happening!! During this week’s ‘sex ed’ segment we dive into the descendant, the place on your birth chart that gives you a glimpse into what you seek from relationships and what you’re attracted to. We discuss platonic vs. romantic relationships during ‘hot topic’ and close out the episode with a submission from a listener who is at a crossroads between leveling up in their corporate career or pushing their relationship to the next level. Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.

Speak your truth, besties!! Today we’re talking all about communicating your needs with our planet of communication, Mercury. We kick off the episode with some life updates, Aubrey shares that their mind is feeling ‘less prison-like’ while Dani launches into a monologue on Married at First Sight. Then, we get into this week’s astrological roster and discuss the New Moon in Leo and the start of Virgo season! For this week’s Sex Ed lesson we discuss Mercury through the signs and how each placement approaches conversations around sex and hookups. As always we give some advice for each sign on how to best approach these conversations and best communicate their needs. During Hot Topic we discuss intimacy, intimacy in friendships vs. romantic relationships and what intimacy means to us. We close out the episode with a submission from a listener who is in a multi-year flirtationship with a 45 YEAR OLD MAN FROM MASSACHUSETTS, who is also their coworker…you already know our thoughts.   Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE. 

It’s a SLUT HOT SUMMER and we’re turning up the heat! This week is all about MARS, our planet of turn ons and getting heated. We kick off the episode by chatting about this week’s Venus cazimi and the asteroid Juno’s shift into leo. Then, we dive into Mars through the signs and their hookup archetypes from the ‘jock’ to the ‘escape artist’. We discuss their turn-ons, hookup style and a few silly little anecdotes along the way. Our Hot Topic of the week is… HOOK UPS! We discuss hookup culture, Aubrey’s current slut era, or lack thereof and Dani reminisces on her sluttier years. We finish the episode with a submission from a listener who feels their long distance relationship has lost its spark and is starting to get THE ICK! Follow ASTRO SLUTS on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter @astroslutsss. Leave us a five star review (please!) and text “ASTRO” to 833-676-2680 to stay up to date on new episodes. Need advice? Leave your silly stories, questions or concerns HERE.