We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans agree tweets don't make sense any more in season 5 episode 2, The Cutie Map Part 2! We agree Starlight made her neurotypical, she took my horseport, and that we hate this Reddit Pinkie Pie. They Neil DeGrasse Tyson'd her! We are low on loaf and high on scrotch as we unlock the infinite hair glitch and we make a bridge out of dick balloons. While you're at it, can you say hello to an actual-ass non-sentient horse?Monopoly Mermaid Monday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk8XGnKLhfU!Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans watch Spike sleep in his cuck chair in season 5 episode 1, The Cutie Map Part 1! We agree he's fucking rubyjuicing, we ask if you communists could ever invent the Nokia N-Gage, and appreciate the fresh princess of boot-mare. We watch the Ummy, see Fluttershy's really good butt and decide to renounce communism, and give the porn vault talk.Beans's Badges: https://bit.ly/KosConBadgeCommission Kos at https://bit.ly/DraekosComm !Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans observe some fart huffing fetish material as we discuss the second half of the second Equestria Girls movie, Rainbow Rocks! We're lucky Eminem doesn't exist in this world, attack Rarity with magnets, and agree Trixie has an unfair advantage making electronic music because she's transgender. Take that, Raingooners! "Someone's gotta do something about that horse", says the evil Rainbow Rocks where Trixie assembles a doohickey. We use some science here right before jumping over someone's fence and eating their strawberries at the Soup Mare University of Texas.Spirit Pony: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLG77qxUZxqWz3gOLHCOunQXLisUZWbVlJEminem rhyming with orange: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPcR5RVXHMgSilvagunner Tricks Up My Sleeve: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8z4J1BcYrAMy Past Is Not Today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqnbYUG6Bn8Beans's Badges: https://bit.ly/KosConBadgeImplicitly Bisexual Sunset Shimmer: https://isekai.horse/implicit_bisexuality.pngCommission Kos at https://bit.ly/DraekosComm !Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans slurp up the fart and get more powerful as we discuss the first half of the second Equestria Girls movie, Rainbow Rocks! We make some topical social commentary about the world's worst boymoders, we agree that Mrs. Cake will pee in your mouth once, and Applejack drank some cider. At least one of us becomes a McCarthyist, we're both surprised Sombra is bisexual, and, guess what, it's Pussy Tuesday. We go through the butthole (what the bleep do we know) and greet Time Babs when we get the chance on our way to the Diamond Dog David Bowie cover band to put some of that Taco Tuesday gas on it.Beans's Badges: https://bit.ly/KosConBadgeImplicitly Bisexual Sunset Shimmer: https://isekai.horse/implicit_bisexuality.pngThe Vinyl short in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh7j1qUaGOcCommission Kos at https://bit.ly/DraekosComm !Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans have an #OrbMoment in season 4 episode 26, Twilight's Kingdom Part 2! We appreciate some weed-smoking girlfriend-coded princesses and spankle your bollocks, mum, until Tirek slonks our entire shit so we lose our cockney accent. We admire Tirek's dragon balls, enter the ideal zone, and become large and pointing. We ask why Twilight has an evil castle and welcome you back to flesh!The Spike in question: https://social.illegalpornography.com/@BestGirlGrace/115681284959585083The tiktoks in question: https://www.tiktok.com/@gatsbyblueart/video/7270324161766100230 https://www.tiktok.com/@gatsbyblueart/video/7278420844227906821Commission Kos at https://bit.ly/DraekosComm !Check out the DVS vods, including our Violet Core game, at https://d-v-s.online/vod !Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans enrich the Twilight in season 4 episode 25, Twilight's Kingdom Part 1! It is good to know Twilight's still alive even though she doesn't get to say "Tatarus". We commiserate about Mondays, and, let's be honest here, I'm trying to get my soul schlorped clean out my horn this weekend. Hell no I'm not registered to horse vote. We comment on some Tirek libertarian moments and admire noted Nintendo GameCube game, Bookvore.Commission Kos at https://bit.ly/DraekosComm !Check out the DVS vods, including our Violet Core game, at https://d-v-s.online/vod !Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans describe this episode as "bad!" season 4 episode 24, Equestria Games! Come get on the Joe Pogan experience, get sent to Crystalantanamo Bay, and bite with our crystal teeth (creeth). You know, if you see a bullfrog on a fencepost, somepony put him there.Commission Kos at https://bit.ly/DraekosComm !Check out the DVS vods, including our Violet Core game, at https://d-v-s.online/vod !Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are *Sweetie Belle voice* yoloing in season 4 episode 23, Inspiration Manifestation! Come as all these booktok influencers keep telling me to read the cursed tome, stick Rarity's eyes on my childhood bedroom ceiling, and agree that the birchussy would pop severely. Fortunately, there's plenty of room for my puppets while slenderma'am collects my patches. We speculate on a healthier sort of headpat and inflate you big and round like a book.Commission Kos at https://bit.ly/DraekosComm !Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are asking how beans are you in season 4 episode 22, Trade Ya!! We celebrate our horsetruckiversary on October 21, we point at a marelet that will eventually enlengthen, and we sign a Twilight Sparkle Rookie Card. We admire Rainbow Dash's whole business and taint because she has to expose her entire perineum to Daring Do and the Sapphire Statue. We agree we've always wanted to do pie skip because Pinkie Pie does not need to feel special.We Need To Talk About Dash Rendar: https://www.tumblr.com/talk-about-dash-rendarFucking Belmonts: https://draekos.itch.io/fucking-belmontsOur website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are asking about the first iPad baby in season 4 episode 21, Testing Testing 1, 2, 3! We hoot and holler about how the cider house rules, nod about how Rainbow Dash is going to have to repeat the second grade, and concur about the way you fuck Celestia and then die. But not before enjoying some hickory-smoked Icarus! Pinkie Pie's face ponus is voted most likely to extrude eggs, and it's also fun for her just to grab a boob. We empathize with God's saddest rectangle and speak one of the sentences said moments before getting isekai'd into Fallout: Equestria.You can study for your amateur radio test at hamstudy.org!Check out Disc Coverers at discpod.fun!Check out Unfair Flips on Steam!Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are up corking our horn in season 4 episode 20, Leap of Faith! Remember, all old people are wrong about everything. Come watch as Applejack beats the background pony allegations while we're based as baking powder. You can't even eat paint chips any more because of woke cringe grandparents. We agree that a situation is an event with more than one outcome and that it's gay to react to stimuli. And, hey, any women out there wanna drink my mysterious ass tonic? Unfortuantely, that response vioated the non-aggression pact, so I'll be shitting my pants promptly. Meanwhile, you there! Brain Worm! Step right up for one drink of the tonic that makes you neurotypical!Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam!Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans appreciate an epic self-consistent magic system in season 4 episode 19, For Whom The Sweetie Belle Tolls! We write a Den of Geek article about it, and start Sweetie Belle as a child with real tongue leavings! Poor thing can't even clown right. The thing about me is that I simply cannot sleep without my Fluttershy butt glasses while this Rarity cloud is pissing me off. Worry not, ovation nation, you'll be the cloaca of the ball!We Need To Talk About Dash Rendar: https://www.tumblr.com/talk-about-dash-rendarCheck out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam!Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans grow into my powerful child diaphragm in season 4 episode 18, Somepony to Watch Over Me! We click through the Applejack soup tutorial, tell Big Mac we're yearnin', hit another cinemare sins ding, and shake our heads at the Apple Bloom fridge chips. We get got by the classic Applejack rake chastity routine, then the What Are Hands reversal, and, of course, get roasted on CNN. We pay our gay baby bail and refuse to slice the Sweetie Belle. You can only slice the Apple Bloom. This is my dad now. The one with the regular human nose and mouth.Ada Lovelace Computer Yuri: https://archive.org/details/BasicComputerLiteracyDiamondEntertainmentCorporation1994The mobile game pictures we react to are at https://isekai.horse/dameloft/ !Check out the Digital Villainy Summit at d-v-s.online!Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam!Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans ask about my birchussy in season 4 episode 16, It Ain't Easy Being Breezies! We admire George Washington's traditional wood pussy, show the pandas porn, and, for all we know, they fuck pollen. We go picket fence mode with the fellas, some real box-of-crayons birds. Aren't we all under the hoof of Big Applejack, much like the feeder kink micro settling in with one Ritz cracker? We install a door for a single bee and go helium mode because, at the end of the day, everyone's a little bit disappointed when you see a straight couple.The trans sock Chrysalis in question is here: https://data.mlpmerch.com/brushables/details/pmtpqc/Check out the Digital Villainy Summit at d-v-s.online!Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam!Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans remember when Shape Rotator moved into town in season 4 episode 15, Twilight Time! RIP Diamond Tiara, you would have loved ChatGPT. Come hear a list of children that are bad, try to explain Twilight Sparkle to an American, and behead Mareie Womantoinette. Remember, women want me, fish are me, and me am fish because it must be the work of an enemy lemonade stand. We apologize to Pip for his doghshit lemonade and ask the big question: you got dames on your hoof?Wigan Kebab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_oIys5KS4ACheck out the Digital Villainy Summit at d-v-s.online!Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam!Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discover science's cute for jokes in season 4 episode 14, Filli Vanilli! We embark on a bisexual Spike arc, or "bark", we've had second puberty, yes, but what about third puberty, and POV: you are getting vored. We're gonna tell our kids this was Bocchi the Rock, or possibly Flutter the Shy. Just remember Twilight is the Pentagon in this situation, and if you don't believe me, my cutie mark is in making really good metaphors. At least they chased Racist Bongos out of town.The Milli Vanilli video in question is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvPXmkYMHFg!The Super Mario Bros. 3 cartoon with Milli Vanilli: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wK6-jYyCu4!Make 'Em Laugh from Singin' in the Rain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGCNBdCvzL4 !The Mudbriar/Cheese Sandwich pictures in question: https://trixiebooru.org/tags/cheesebriar!Check out the Digital Villainy Summit at d-v-s.online!Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam!Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are gonna be skeleton dust one day in season 4 episode 13, Simple Ways! It's time for some small-town Shiek. He discovered Miami, you know. It's not woke to be named Smallpox Blankets any more, but it's still cool to talk about the Buttfor Principle. We're on scrotch for Bad Applejack, so look out! You know Cousin Apple Piss isn't real, but do you know what is? An outfit so bad it gave her rickets.Check out the Digital Villainy Summit at d-v-s.online!Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam!Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!Kos can be found at draekos.art!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans celebrate some other kind of pride in season 4 episode 12, Pinkie Pride! It's not a hootenanny, it's just an outing! Come along as we avert the course of horsetery, ask good lookin' to trap Rainbow Dash, and admire some bespoke-ass horse faces while she was getting her lemon pussy put in. Watch out! Someone's forgetting lore!The certificate in question is at https://isekai.horse/spark-ship-certificate.pngCheck out the Digital Villainy Summit at d-v-s.online!Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam!Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Our cohost is @HorseIsekai!Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans witness the Pinkie Pie redemption arc in season 4 episode 10, Rainbow Falls! Here, respecting women gets a yeah! Personally, I'm with horse when it comes to Rainbow Dash hoof lettuce. We listen to Fleetfoot Mac's Rumares, admire a man with many bulges, and appreciate some shy feeder fetish sub energy. We open hoof slam the Chron-neigh-cles of Maredick VHS into the VCR because girl, you're literally a horse.Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam!Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Our cohost is @HorseIsekai!Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans announce good news! It's now weird when we have sex in season 4 episode 9, Pinkie Apple Pie! We acknowledge that Horse Fast and Furious is about family, meet Pattern Baldness and Pussy Whip, and notice that this dick tastes familiar. Will you, our listeners, understand Dr. Philtrum? We have our best "what are hands" yet while twinks are always dismantling my jalopy. We've noticed that it's hard to be crab, but soft to be bug. Have you?Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam!Our website is at isekai.horse!Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com!Our cohost is @HorseIsekai!Our twitter is @HorseIsekai!Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!