The Ratchet Aunties

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE NEW MONIQUE STANDUP COMEDY SPECIAL (SPOILERS AHEAD‼️) AND BREAK DOWN HOW IT'S AFFECTED US AND OUR IDEALS ABOUT SEXUALITY. WE ALSO DISCUSS ORAL SEX CAUSING THROAT CANCER, THE DUALITY OF BISEXUALITY IN MEN AND WHAT WE WOULD DO IF MEN WERE EVER THE ONES TO GET PREGNANT. BONUS TOPICS: MOCHAFEST, OUR FIRST TIMES ON A JOY RIDE DRUG DEAL, CODE SWITCHING IN THE SOUTH BURBS VS THE WEST BURBS. PARABLE #1: BEING FUNNY AS A WOMAN, ALWAYS GETS YOU MORE POINTS PARABLE #2: WANNA STOP BEING DRY-CITED? STOP BEING A HATER, FIRST. SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: TOLD YA x CHLÖE FEAT. MISSY ELLIOTT GOD BLESS THE RATCHETS x THE RATCHET AUNTIES

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE RIGHT TO CHANGE YOUR MINDS. FIRST, WE DEAL WITH WOMEN WHO CAN'T TAKE REJECTION AND THE PROBLEMATIC ONES WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO THEIR BABY DADDIES ARE. AND SINCE WE'RE GETTING USED TO THE TABLES TURNING...SOME OF US NEED TO CONSIDER THE IDEA THAT OUR "BUSINESSES" MAY JUST BE HOBBIES AND WHAT MEN BE SAYING THEY WANT VS WHAT WOMEN BELIEVE. WE SOMEHOW END UP ON PUSSY HEALTH AND THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF WAYS PEOPLE EXPOSE THEIR LOVERS ON THE INTERNET. BONUS TOPICS ARE ZEUS' NEW SHOW CAST AND SOME PROM TIPS FOR ALL OUR NEICES AND NEPHEWS THAT SNEAK AND LISTEN IN. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE REALNESS AND THE LAUGHTER, TODAY. PARABLE #1: STOP FIGHTING WHEN YOU'RE ON THE SAME TEAM PARABLE #2: LET YOUR GUARD DOWN IF YOU WANT YOUR PPL TO LET THEIRS DOWN TOO PARABLE #3: DON'T PUT YOUR BUSINESS ON THE INTERNET...IF YOU DON'T WANT THE INTERNET TO DO IT'S THANG SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: TONE CHÉ x MICAH ROBINSON FEAT. TASHERA FLOAT x JANELLE MONAE

IN TODAY'S EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT MASCULINE VS FEMININE ENERGY IN REGARDS TO MEN BEING THE NEW BADDIES OF THE MANOSPHERE. WE BRING IN OUR HOMEGIRL TT MARISSA TO HELP US WEIGH IN ON HOW FAR IS TOO FAR DOWN THE GOOCH, AND WOULD THE RATCHET UNCLES IN THE ROOM SPEND $170k FOR 5 EXTRA INCHES OF HEIGHT! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE RAUNCHY LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE WE COULDN'T STOP THEM EVEN IF WE TRIED!! PARABLE #1: EVERY HUMAN HAS BOTH FEMININE AND MASCULINE ENERGY PARABLE #2: LOVE YOURSELF...IT'LL SAVE YOU MONEY SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: KEEP YO HEAD STR8 x MILA J BOOM PT.2 x MELLO BUCKZZ FEAT. LATTO

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT QUIETING THE VOICES IN YOUR HEADS WHEN IT COMES TO NONSENSE AS THEY ASK ABOUT TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS AND SUB-PAR BUSINESS PLANS. IT'S 4/20 AND SINCE WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN PARTAKING IN THE HERBS...WE BASICALLY FORGOT! SO, ENJOY OUR MUSINGS ABOUT SEEKING BROTHER HUSBANDS AND THE BACHELOR PARTY DEBATE. PARABLE #1: ANYTHING CAN GROW...IF IT ONCE LIVED PARABLE #2: YOU'RE PROBABLY DISAPPOINTED...BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT DISCIPLINED SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: DOGTOOTH x TYLER THE CREATOR UP x WIZ KHALIFA

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT INTERNET LOYALTY TESTS AND WHAT THEY ARE TELLING US ABOUT THE WAY THE YOUTH VIEW LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS AND HOW WOMEN CAREFULLY CRAFT THE WRONG GUY. BONUS TOPICS: OUR TOXIC TRAITS...YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN TODAY'S EPISODE!! PARABLE #1: HEALING AIN'T ALWAYS ABOUT OUTING SOMEONE ELSE PARABLE #2: SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA BEAT YOUR MOMMA SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: CASH RULES x IYLA FEAT. METHOD MAN LIT B*TCH x CHINESE KITTY FEAT. FIVIO FORIEGN

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT TT CAMILLE’S DATING LIFE, HOW FINE DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE TO NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING AND BOX EATING MISTAKES YOU SHOULD AVOID!! PARABLE #1: FOREPLAY MEANS BEFORE PLAY…PRE-HEAT YOUR OVEN!! PARABLE #2: IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO GET YOU EXCITED…HOW CAN YOU LET SOMEONE KNOW SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: BIG BOOTY x HOZWAL, YOUNG MIKO, LIL GENIUZ FAVORITE x SHAROD VIRTUOSO

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE THINGS WOMEN HAVEN'T RECEIVED FROM MEN IN THEIR RELATIONSHIPS, ACCOUNTABILITY AND THE LACK OF SEXUAL EDUCATION FOR EVERYONE...YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THESE LAUGHS IN TODAY'S EPISODE, WHERE THINGS STOP BEING POLITE...AND START GETTING RATCHET!! PARABLE #1: YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THAT MAN...LEAVE HIM ALONE PARABLE #2: IT'S OK TO BE IGNORANT SONGS FROM TODAY's ISSUE: STAY READY x JHENE AIKO NEIGHBORS x J. COLE

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT PRANKING THE WRONG PEOPLE, NEW BAPS, STALKING YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER'S EX, WOMEN AND THE THINGS MEN NEVER RECEIVED IN RELATIONSHIPS. PARABLE #1: YOU WILL LOSE THOSE YOU DON'T CHERISH...AND SOME YOU DO. SONGS IN TODAY's EPISODE: RED DEAD x TOMMY REVENGE BIG STEPPERS x BIG STEPPERS

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT WHY FIREMEN > POLICEMEN. THEN WE DISCUSS PEOPLE WE THINK THE REST OF Y'ALL SHOULD LEAVE ALONE AND SOME THINGS ABOUT MONO-POLYAM RELATIONSHIPS THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID SPEAKING ON. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE! PARABLE #1: STOP SPEAKING ON RELATIONSHIPS YOU'RE NOT IN SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: CHICAGO BOY x ARI LENNOX DOIN ME x ERIN SEDALIA

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT DEALING WITH GRIEF OF RELATIONSHIPS, HOW TO STOP TAKING THINGS SO PERSONALLY, AND HOW TO BE THE BEST WE CAN BE BY FALLING IN LOVE WITH OURSELVES. BONUS TOPICS: MASCULINITY VS FEMININITY, HOMOSEXUALITY, AND TT ERIN's THEORIES ON KARMA, REINCARNATION, WHY CHOOSING YOUR DEATH PARTNER IS AN IMPORTANT STEP...AND YES, WE'RE GETTING A LIL EMO AND MORBID, BUT THAT WON'T STOP US FROM COMING FOR ALL YOUR HEADTOPS WITH FACTS, LAUGHS, AND LOVE ALL ISSUE LONG! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS IT! PARABLE #1: WHEN IT COMES TO GRIEF: YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL YOUR STAGES PARABLE #2: YOU CAN'T SKIP STEPS PARABLE #3: LEARN YOUR HISTORY...USE MULTIPLE SOURCES...AND FACT CHECK! SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: 4 ME (FEAT. KALI UCHIS) x DON TOLLIVER I AM x JIM JONES, HITMAKA & STEFFLON DON

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT ALL THE A$$TASTIC-NESS DURING TT ERIN’s BIRTHDAY WEEKEND!! WE ALSO GET INTO OUR NEWEST ENDEAVOR OF “ELIMIDATEING” W/TT CAMILLE AND WE BREAK DOWN HER GOING VIRAL ON SINGLE MOM MEMOIRS. THE JOKES PRACTICALLY WRITE THEMSELVES AND YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS!! PARABLE #1: IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT…LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF TO WHAT YOU DO WANT. PARABLE #2: KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF. SONGS IN TODAY's EPISODE: JD's REVENGE x JEAN DEAUX 22 x JAYO

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT ENTREPRENEURS WHO TAKE 9-5 SUPPLEMENTAL INCOME. BONUS TOPICS ARE: ANOTHER FLORIDA MAN, TWERK CLASSES IN CHICAGO AND TT ERIN’s BEEF WITH GEN Z!! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS TGESE LAUGHS!! PARABLE #1: YOU MUST RELENTLESSLY GO AFTER YOUR DREAMS PARABLE #2: REMEMBER THAT NOTHING IS NEW UNDER THE SUN… SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: MOOD x SIR FEAT. ZACARI NO DAYS OFF x GWEN BUNN

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE QUALMS INTERNET LESBIANS ARE HAVING WITH THE BISEXUAL/HETERO-ROMANTIC WOMEN AGENDA, WHATS HOLDING US BACK FROM BEING OURSELVES AND WHETHER WE HAVE ENOUGH EMPATHY FOR SIDE HOES. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE THEY ARE NON-STOP!!  PARABLE #1: BE YOURSELF  PARABLE #2: DON’T LOSE YOUR HIGH QUALITY HOES  SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:  ÇA FLINGUE x GENJUSTSU BEATS  12 AM IN ATL x REASON FEAT. ISAIAH RASHAD, BENNY THE BUTCHER & DOE BOY

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT DISRESPECT AND THE PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIORS OF THE UNHEALED OPPOSITE SEX. YOU DONT WANNA MISS THE PARABLES, TWISTS AND TURNS IN THIS EPISODE! PARABLE #1: YOU CAN ONLY BE IGNORANT FOR SO LONG PARABLE #2: DO BETTER! PARABLE #3: CONTROL KILLS CORRECTION SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: IN HA MOOD x ICE SPICE IF THIS IS LOVE x XAVIER OMAR

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING DIRECTLY TO OUR LISTENERS ON LIVE!! WE'RE TALKING TO FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM AND REVIEWING THE WEEK's ACTIVITIES STARTING WITH TT CAMILLE's BIRTHDAY (JAN 18TH) RECAP!!! YOU CAN WATCH THIS EPISODE IN FULL ON OUR INSTAGRAM (@THERATCHETAUNTIES) OR LISTEN TO THE EPISODE IN FULL HERE, EITHER WAY YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THESE ANTICS! PARABLE #1: DO BETTER PARABLE #2: JUST BECAUSE YOU MAKE THE RULES, DON'T MAKE YOU UNACCOUNTABLE PARABLE #3: SOMETIMES MANDEM NEEDS TO PLAY A SPORT SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: CRUSH ON YOU x JUNIOR MAFIA TELFY x MAIYA THE DON

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT TRAUMA AFTER SUICIDE ATTEMPTS, THE TOP 3 WORST KIND OF MEN, A REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC RECAP AND WHAT TYPE LADIES WE LIKE!! PARABLE #1: IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT WOMEN BE DOING, WHY YALL STILL EFF US?! SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE: C.A.B. x CHRIS BROWN FEAT. FIVIO FOREIGN FOMF x AB SOUL

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT CHEATING NO-NO’s. PLUS, WE GOTTA BE OBJECTIVE ABOUT THE MEG THEE STALLION STORY AND KEKE PALMER FINALLY BEING A MOMMA. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THESE LAUGHS.  PARABLE #1: LET PEOPLE HELP YOU BE BETTER  PARABLE #2: DON’T SPEND YOUR GIRL’s $$ ON ANOTHER WOMAN  PARABLE #3: SHOW LOVE. PERIOD.  SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:  LOW x SZA  I GUESS x SAINT LEVANT & PLAYYARD

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE DISCUSSING THE REAL NAMES OF SOME OF YOUR FAVE RAPPERS AND WHY WOMEN ARE NOW IN THE POSITION OF THE “TRICK”. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THESE LAUGHS!!   PARABLE #1: STFU   PARABLE #2: YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ORGASM! SONGS IN TODAY's EPISODE:   NOT MY N*GGA x KENTHEMAN   NUNNDET SH*T x ASIAN DOLL FT. RUBI ROSE, DREAM DOLL, DREEZY AND IVORIAN DOLL

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE DISCUSSING TT CAMILLE HAVING ONE TOO MANY DRINKS AT A BDAY DINNER. PLUS, WE’RE QUESTIONING WHY MEN DON'T DO MEN STUFF. BTW, IT'S THE YEAR OF GLORIA HALLELUJAH, SO WE GET INTO HER DEBUT ALBUM "ANYWAY...LIFE'S GREAT" AND THE NEWEST SAWEETIE EP TO SEE WHY SHE AND BIG GLO ARE HAVING AN AMAZING END TO THEIR YEAR! BONUS POINTS FOR OUR NEWEST SPONSOR DROP! TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE STORIES, LAUGHS, TWISTS AND TURNS BECAUSE WE CAME WITH THE HEAT!! PARABLE #1: THERE ARE NO PARABLES TODAY. EVERYTHING IS JUST PROPS...AH HA! SONGS IN TODAY'S EPISODE:  UNH UNH x GLORILLA  NO L's x SAWEETIE

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA'S ARE DISCUSSING WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE RETROGRADE HAS TAGGED YOU IN!! LISTEN IN AS THE TT’s DEFEND KANYE AND PRETTY PRIVILEGE AND TEACH US ALL HOW TO PUT THE PU*SY ON ICE WHILE DEALING WITH HARASSMENT IN HOME DEPOT. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN THIS JOINT!!  PARABLE #1: EVERYBODY PLAYS THE VILLAN IN SOMEONE’s LIFE STORY.   PARABLE #2: LET YE WHO HAS SINNED A LOT, CAST NO STONES.  SONGS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE:   LIFE’s A B*TCH x RADIANT CHILDREN   EAT IT UP x KALI & RUBI ROSE