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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

Author: Dave and Paul

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Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!
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This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Harrison Butker wants his wife in the kitchen making cookies!The Rule of Thumb was a thing!It's 2024, for goodness’ sake!Trad Wife movement is ridiculous!Right wing homosexuality!Stop thrusting your religious nonsense on me!Happy Birthday, CIA Amy!Happy 52nd birthday, Dave!Nummy Steak!Paul is an extrovert-introvert! Dave is simply introverted!Dave's age can be talked about in decades!Sitting on a secret!Ancient scrolls!We miss rotary phones!People ar...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Laughter!Intros are fun!Amy Sedaris night!More WINE!Bye bye, OJ!Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind!We experienced solar eclipse totality!Bloody clouds!Car sickness!Day to night, back to day in minutes!Sharp shadows!The rapture will get rid of a lot of a-holes!Paul's phantom conversations!Special dogs!Glucose dog is disappointed in Dave...!JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop music!Kiss sold their catalog for 300 million!She's a ...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:It's WINE o'clock!French butcher!Gewürztraminer wine!David is a cheap drunk, apparently!Paul is a fantastic chef!Soy sauce problems!We enjoyed "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire"!Truman Capote was annoying!Smoking is gross!Vaping is ridiculous!Solar Eclipse of the heart!Totality is where it's at, baby!All the earthquakes!LinkedIn Affairs!Farts are funny!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Ivana Trump's grave is overgrown!Woman's husband hack...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Gross songs! Thanks, Tim!Yeast is still gross!Paula Abdul!Paul's songs and music ADHD!Yes, and?!Madonna is a jackass to her fans!We love sleeping!More BLTs!Dave??!!We miss John Candy!Paul isn't sentimental!Let's get rid of Dave's stuff before he dies!Dave is Paul's daddy!Pornhub pulls out of Texas!Your car is reporting your driving habits to your insurance company!Gleaning with Paul!"Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent" is very Canadian!Let's boycott ...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The BEE GEES!Dave is a lady boy man!We're a day late, but yer getting an episode!Paul is the animal nanny!Olive the dog!Dave, the BLT master!No basic sandwiches for Dave!Paul is a basic sandwich bitch!Trailer park memories!Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS!Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage!We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"!Yeasty cinnamon rolls! YUMMY!Milky goodness!How to cultivate human yeast?!?!Don't Google Thrush, L...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul's congestion!It's Amy Sedaris night!Low energy Friday!Hey Julieta, Diana, and Brit!Paul is empathetic! Dave...not so much!Dave was molested? WHAAAATTT??!?!?!"Saltburn" was not shocking to us!Uncut grave humping!"Short Bus" was shocking!Paul at Pine Knob!"Curb Your Enthusiasm" is uncomfortable!Wil Wheaton vs Larry David re Elmo!Jon Hamm's penis talk!Paul has impeccable dickdar!Drake's big penis!Ricky Spanish!Fire crotch!Keep your kids off social media!...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:A Spanish flea!Happy 2024!Paul got COVID!Our fun health issues! YAY!We're boiling, globally speaking!SAD = Great acronym!Paul's TV show dreams!"Curb Your Enthusiasm" is cringe - but in a good way!"Young Sheldon" isn't Dave's fave...!Dave = Ruiner of Paul's enjoyment of shows!Blame it on the edit!Let's make money off True Crime!I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!No more "Schmigadoon"!Screw you, Netflix!Teslas are GARBAGE!Oooohhh...a Chevrolet LUMINA...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Ron the Gay Nosed Reindeer!I'm a power, dom top!Brutalized French, yet again!Ghouliani is SCREWED! YAYYYYY!Abuse of power finally slapped down!Andrew Giuliani is a huge POS, just like his dad!Rudy Ghouliani married his second cousin!Dave pukes loudly! Paul pukes quietly!Petechial hemorrhage = MURDER!Loud sneezing!Dave can turn on Paul's Siri!Screw you, Siri!Green Christmases!Super Snow Days!Latch key kids!Song potpourri!Marijuana memory loss!Dave's first d...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Bing Crosby was a Christmas monster!Chevy Chase is a complete dirtbag!Schwetty Jingle Balls!Terry Bitchy!"Candy Cane Lane" is the shepherd's pie of movies!Dave isn't into the Marvel Universe...or "Star Wars"...!Dave's core 4: "Die Hard", "Home Alone", "Christmas Vacation", and "A Christmas Story"!Leonard and his ghosts!Pap Smear Beer!Hi Tim!Business class spoilage!The malaria/tape worm diet!Paul's cramped thumb!Music ADHD!Dave = Ying! Paul = Yang!Dave disl...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Bad Beyoncé!Low energy!Hey Macao! Give us a dingle!Name change to "It's been a Hot Minute!"!Welcome to our newest Patreon member, KEVIN! Hey Kevin!Let's all pee inappropriately on the plane!Full moons!Haaaaay Herbie!Leonard, the attention whore!Happy Anniversary, "Wicked, the Musical"!Our fun musical journey!Expensive tickets are ridiculous!iTunes has screwed us! Thanks, Apple!Dave still can't stand Lea Michelle!Shoshana "Flicker" Bean!"Les Misérable...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Creamy goodness!More attempted French!Ronnie Vino says hello!More poopy plane fun!Debagging??!!Steamy bathroom floor poo!Accident or on purpose? YOU DECIDE!Human garbage!STEWARDESS??!! Wow...way to show your age, Dave!Kevin's flight attendant memories!Leonard!Paul's bitchiness!Throat punch with the sewers of hell!Leonard!!THEY SHOULD TRAIN YOU FOR THIS SITUATION!Secret knocks!Stranger underwear!Leonard!!!Kevin is a saint and deserves a raise, a medal...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Sausages and dryers!October Friday the 13th, baby!Trumped solar eclipses!Dave is a hot dog aficionado!Paul enjoys mouth feel!Alcoholics!Lips and Assholes, Beaks and Feet!Karen!Ass cancer!Diarrhea plane, part deux!Crime scene sex doll fun!Dave's sex doll fun!Avenue Q!Stupid baby names! SO STUPID!Ice chomping = sexual frustration!Twig! Log! Branch! Bark!It's "Marceau", you peasant!Methamphetamine Rules!Blanche's letter FINALLY arrived! Horror movi...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Diarrhea, plop plop!When in doubt, reboot!David's issues! AGAIN!Welcome to our new Patreon member, Abigail!Depression is fantastic!Hot sex in the masturbatorium!Burps AND farts!Pumpkin spice latte!Taylor Swift enjoys some Kelce penis!Paris bed bug fun!Cole slaw cum!Greek salad!Mozzarella stick math!Diarrhea plane fecal fiasco!Farts are hilarious!Car sex!"Milf Manor"!Horror trivia time!Ecstasy!Episode Links (In Order):Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!Diarrhe...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Dusty Rose, Crystal Chandelier, and Mavis Ferryweather!Butchered French!We love Amy Sedaris!1-900-Wank-Me!250,000 or bust!RIP Johnny Hardwick!Falling snakes! AND Hawks!F You in Particular, Peggy Jones!"Birdemic Shock and Terror" is fabulous!Panties!Ghost divorce!Home wrecking from beyond the grave with Marilyn Monroe!Dave dislikes Meghan Markle!She was great in "Suits", though!Harry is the redheaded stepchild!Rabid follower cult of personality!Branding the...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:RIP Sinéad O'Connor!Madonna...girl!"Barbie"! AT THE DRIVE IN!!!Discomfort at the drive in!Paul's crankiness!Delicious snacks!Paul's "Barbie" score: B-!Dave's "Barbie" score: F!Paul hates historical dramas; Dave loves them!Paul's birthday is around the corner!Charcuterie goodness!Paul's garlic dip is divine!Dave loves caulk!UFO Whistleblower has an intense face!Non-human biologics!Global warming has ended!We're now in GLOBAL BOILING! What fun!Global warming...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Colleen Ballinger is a weirdo!Dave loves cringe; Paul does not!"American Idol" cringe!Creepy people aren't always men!Leonard!Jonah Hill is an ass!Aboot!Civil War veteran teachers!Time blindness??!!Late to a plane?!?! NEVER!!!The Nanny union boss!In perpetuity!Shrinkflation! What fun!Paul's delicious pasta!Screw Instagram hashtags!Paul revisits "True Blood"!"True Blood" was a THIRSTY show!"Futurama" comes back from the dead! AGAIN!Dave helps!The chee...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul and Dave on each other's tits!Wham!The movies are an expensive outing!We enjoyed "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny"!Nazis are the best villains!Paul loves Kelly Clarkson!"Chemistry" tells a story!From weed to cocaine!Lots of likes!Let's play the skin flute!We're stupid bitches!Ontario's edibles suck! BC's edibles rule!Dave's weed tolerance!Another ridiculous baby name!Trivia fun!Moist burps!Dave's hot dog condiments!Lots of overdue disasters!Epis...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The jazz styling of Dave and Paul!Movement disorders are fun!Dave 2-minute update!Meta Paul!Paul 2-minute update!Work sucks!Caulk!Dave's a handyman!80s Aerobics!The world's on fire!Hey! Let's go visit the Titanic!Stockton Rush is a dipshit!We need toilets! Plural!Can you identify this bucket of your loved one?!Cave divers are insane!Challenger disaster memories!Princess Diana jokes!Let's hope "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" doesn't suck!Episode Lin...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Dancing hamsters!Grandpappy issues!Happy 51st Birthday, Dave!Expensive Mentos!The United States snack attacks!Plastic bottles suuuucccccckkkkkk!Sand!Getting smokes for yer mom!Coke!Happy Belated Birthday, CIA Amy!Chris Pratt's nasty toenail!Toe sucking alarm clock!Leonard! Nude man alarm clock!Orgasmic music!George Santos finally arrested!Dave doesn't know legal definitions!Screw you, Cineplex!Constipation cures!Definition of Cheese: The Manosphere Wo...
This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Mermaids don't have feet!Gay singing!More sickness!Dave loves to move it, move it!Dangerous straws!Sanka?! Delicious?!?!Death has a sense of humour!It's Rube Goldberg, stupid!Death in "Final Destination" is a real bitch!Testicular cancer isn't funny, you dumbass!Stupid children names!Abcde Lmnop!Paul's allergies!"Barry" is amazing!STRIKE!To avoid "Picard" Spoilers, please advance to the following time: 24:57!40 Years is a long time to work together!Wait a ...
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