As is our custom, we take an episode to zoom out and recap our lives since the beginning of podcasting through this book. We are joined by Rob of Wheel Weekly News and They Might Be Darkfriends podcast, talking about WoTCon, season two of the TV show, and a bunch of other tangents.Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund Wheel Weekly News latest edition: https://www.thegreatblight.com/post/wwn-5-11-heroes-of-old-return They Might Be Darkfriends podcast: https://www.podbean.com/podcast-detail/d6vms-2a02b1/They-Might-Be-Darkfriends---Revealing-the-Mysteries-and-Stories-Behind-the-Wheel-of-Time-Fandom-Podcast The "Crystal" aka Diamond Throne by David Eddings https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/616678.The_Diamond_Throne Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcastsHot Nuance Book Club: https://www.hotnuancebookclub.com That B*tch Is Always Late: https://www.spreaker.com/show/tbial Podcast artwork: Leah DavisTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot Sessions A Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

In this week’s episode, WE’RE DONE WITH CROSSROADS!!!! Also Aradia learns what Nicola betrayed, Seth asks if Myrelle was about to make an important confession, and we debate if a bat was only a bat. Donate to the Entertainment Community FundSocial media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcastsHot Nuance Book Club: https://www.hotnuancebookclub.com That B*tch Is Always Late: https://www.spreaker.com/show/tbial Podcast artwork: Leah DavisTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot SessionsA Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

In this week’s episode we find supporting evidence for our favorite Luca backstory headcanon, notice Aludra buying salt, compare the Seanchan to real world empires, and watch the interactions between Tuon and Mat closely. Donate to the Entertainment Community FundSocial media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcastsHot Nuance Book Club: https://www.hotnuancebookclub.com That B*tch Is Always Late: https://www.spreaker.com/show/tbialPodcast artwork: Leah DavisTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot SessionsA Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

In this week’s episode, we invent the Big Top Circus, meet Kandi Homeless, and compare notes on how frequently we think about the Roman empire. Seth reminds Aradia of Noel’s prior careers, and suggests new interpretations of why Tuon is mad at Mat/Egeanin. There’s also some exciting personal news at the end!Donate to the Entertainment Community FundSocial media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcastsHot Nuance Book Club: https://www.hotnuancebookclub.com That B*tch Is Always Late: https://www.spreaker.com/show/tbial Podcast artwork: Leah DavisTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot SessionsA Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

In this week’s episode, Morgan | Podcast of the Dragon joins us for one of the most memorable Perrin scenes of the series. Donate to the Entertainment Community FundMorgan’s Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1v1jGFan1yL-DhgertaeUQ Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcastsHot Nuance Book Club: https://www.hotnuancebookclub.com That B*tch Is Always Late: https://www.spreaker.com/show/tbial Podcast artwork: Leah DavisTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot SessionsA Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

In this week’s episode, we are literally in the crossroads of twilight as Perrin takes the party into So Harbor. Aram is in freefall, Seonid is confusing, and Aradia suggests that Seth might want to wear more jewels if he wants to succeed in today's modern economy. Donate to the Entertainment Community FundSocial media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcastsHot Nuance Book Club: https://www.hotnuancebookclub.com That B*tch Is Always Late: https://www.spreaker.com/show/tbial Podcast artwork: Leah DavisTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot SessionsA Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

In this week’s episode, Seth and Aradia are like Verin and Nessune, while Min and Loial are like Seth and Aradia. Did you also miss the ridiculous use of the word Taint in this section? Do you also headcanon that Verin is actually swole? Why does Elza hate lightning but not thunder?Donate to the Entertainment Community FundMaui Wildfire Relief: https://www.mauinuistrong.info/support Ocean names: https://oceanconservancy.org/blog/2022/01/13/ocean-names/ Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcastsHot Nuance Book Club: https://www.hotnuancebookclub.com That B*tch Is Always Late: https://www.spreaker.com/show/tbial Podcast artwork: Leah DavisTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot SessionsA Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

In this week’s episode, we have Morgan here to help us untangle the Pumpkin Spice Evil that is running rampant in the corporate structure of the White Tower. Aradia gets a sketch comedy idea for next WoTCon, Seth discovers how the standing flows generate electricity, and we bemoan the lack of new Forsaken in general.Donate to the Entertainment Community FundMaui Wildfire Relief: https://www.mauinuistrong.info/support Mars orbiter crash: https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/missions/mars-climate-orbiter/in-depth/ Giraffe neck evolution: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng1hVUozyuQ Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcastsHot Nuance Book Club: https://www.hotnuancebookclub.com That B*tch Is Always Late: https://www.spreaker.com/show/tbial Podcast artwork: Leah DavisTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot SessionsA Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

In this week’s episode, we debate if the Taint and the True Power are the same thing or not, wonder where the chemistry between Egwene and Aviendha went, close out the final POVs of Winter’s Heart, and discuss an excellent series of Dreams. Donate to the Entertainment Community FundSocial media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcastsHot Nuance Book Club: https://www.hotnuancebookclub.com That B*tch Is Always Late: https://www.spreaker.com/show/tbial Podcast artwork: Leah DavisTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot Sessions A Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

In this week’s episode, the word of the day is “stygian.” Fully half the Aes Sedai in the camp crowd the plot to the point of obscurity, but Seth and Aradia are here to sort out which ones are important and which ones are just scenery so you don’t have to! Aradia gets to talk about their favorite Winter’s Heart POV, while Seth gets his math teacher hat on. Thanks for coming to our TED talk.Donate to the Entertainment Community FundSocial media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTreehttps://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcastsHot Nuance Book Club: https://www.hotnuancebookclub.com That B*tch Is Always Late: https://www.spreaker.com/show/tbial Podcast artwork: Leah DavisTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot SessionsA Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

In this week’s episode, the word of the day is “coruscating.” Beonin and Delana are lying about different things to the same end, while Seth and Aradia calculate the height of Dragonmount with different methods to reach the same (ish) answer. Elza and Osangar have their much-anticipated showdown. Donate to the Entertainment Community FundSocial media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcastsHot Nuance Book Club: https://www.hotnuancebookclub.com That B*tch Is Always Late: https://www.spreaker.com/show/tbial Podcast artwork: Leah DavisTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot Sessions A Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

In this week’s episode, Egwene and Bryne consider the military applications of gateways 5 days post-Cleansing. We consider the weathering of the Choedan Kal, the purpose of camp followers, the shape of the planet, and ask why Myrelle didn’t volunteer the obvious information she had.WH ch35 section: Cadsuane (audiobook 52:54)Hot Nuance podcast: https://www.hotnuancebookclub.com That B*tch Is Always Late podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/show/tbialGawyn Trakand song parody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWtD8QZ51WQ Everest/drone video: https://youtu.be/Zz9oI3B6v4c?t=108 Lake Peigneur drilling disaster: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_PeigneurLake Karachy nuclear disaster: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Karachay Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Podcast artwork: Leah DavisTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot SessionsA Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

In this week’s episode, Morgan (Podcast of the Dragon) joins us to spend some time with the forces arrayed against Elayne, from Elenia Sarand to Daved Hanlon. There are tidal waves of undulating taint, some truly top-shelf RJ name nonsense, and solid new headcanons are established.WH ch35 section: Rand (audiobook 52:10)Hot Nuance podcast: https://www.hotnuancebookclub.com Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Podcast artwork: Leah DavisEpisode artwork: JediPantsTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot SessionsA Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

In this week’s episode, Elayne gets a well-mother exam and notices the Cleansing stop, while Seth and Aradia consider if hippos are creatures of the Dark One. The situation in Camlyn is getting desperate, reality is beginning to warp around the edges, and we attempt to start a revolution (briefly). Moghedien witnesses a tiny black hole, but survives.WH ch35 section: Moghedien (audiobook 50:21)Video of British royal guard members fainting during a rehearsal: https://youtu.be/PXz-SysupPE Article about the Kenyan doomsday death cult: https://time.com/6287440/kenya-shakahola-mackenzie-death-cult/ Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Podcast artwork: Leah DavisEpisode artwork: JediPantsTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot SessionsA Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

It’s bath time! The much-maligned, much-anticipated, larger-than-life bath is finally here!!! This is a chapter of water and sass, as the Sea Folk and Andoran nobles alike get a taste of what Queen Elayne Aes Sedai is going to be like. Our Winter’s Heart sections are some of the juiciest writing we’ve had in a while, as a lovely treat between chapters. We also discuss the connection between hot water, magic, and civilization, debate if shoes are evil, wonder about salt water baths, and realize that this podcast is sponsored by inherited wealth. WH Ch35 section: Eben & Cyndane (audiobook 45:26 & 48:09)US military history with drag: https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/drag-entertainment-world-war-ii UK soldiers in drag: https://www.vintag.es/2020/01/soldiers-in-drag.html Some Like It Hot https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053291/ Revelation Space https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/89187.Revelation_Space The Will of the Many https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/58416952-the-will-of-the-many Social media & affiliate links can be found on our Linktree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Podcast artwork: Leah DavisEpisode artwork: JediPantsTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot SessionsA Fox And Raven Media productionThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

Will Aradia remember who Sareitha is today? Is Seth right about changing jobs being a skill? Have you heard the dulcet tones of our guest before today? Shar from WoT In Color joins us for a walk down the hallway towards a bath, discussing women in male-dominated workplaces, the color of beryl, the exhausting power of hate, and of course the wild adventure of hosting a first-time reader podcast! We also visit Verin for a precious moment, and realize that Dani and Brett of Wheel Weaves have passed us as of January!?!?WH Ch35 section: Verin (audiobook timestamp 44:02)WoT In Color: https://linktr.ee/wotincolor LezbiNerdy GFM: https://gofund.me/d66e0993 Get ad-free episodes through our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wotspoilers Check out our first affiliate! Queerenica is a LGBTQ+ lifestyle brand, also mentioned on Tar Valon After Dark: https://queerencia.co?sca_ref=3593255.6r9n5f48JQ Queerenica coupon code: WOTSCheck out our second affiliate! The ONO Roller is helping Aradia stay focused during recording: https://onoroller.com?sca_ref=3810719.uGb5iuTMt1 ONO coupon code: wotspoilers Email us: wotspoilers@gmail.com Podcast artwork: Leah DavisEpisode artwork: JediPantsTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot Sessions Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/WheelOfTimeSpoilersPodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/wotspoilers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wot_spoilers/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WOTSpoilers/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wotspoilersThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

Will Aradia remember who Osangar is today? Was Seth right when he predicted that The Slog was going to be the podcast’s time to shine? Have you noticed that the dead always appear at crossroads? What is the value of mythmaking to national identity? What is the nature of being “wise?” All these questions will be answered! We also touch on the Verin casting, announce a change to our Patreon benefits, and go off on several other tangents at the end.WH Ch35 section: Osangar (audiobook timestamp 56:26)Podcast about Josephine Baker: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-cool-people-who-did-cool-96003360/ Get ad-free episodes through our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wotspoilers Check out our first affiliate! Queerenica is a LGBTQ+ lifestyle brand, also mentioned on Tar Valon After Dark. https://queerencia.coQueerenica apparel affiliate link: https://queerencia.co?sca_ref=3593255.6r9n5f48JQ Queerenica coupon code: WOTSEmail us: wotspoilers@gmail.com Podcast artwork: Leah DavisEpisode artwork: JediPantsTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot Sessions Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/WheelOfTimeSpoilersPodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/wotspoilers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wot_spoilers/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WOTSpoilers/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wotspoilersThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

Faile goes into Hedgehog V2 as the Shaido settle into Malden, Seth gives us a lecture on Roman concrete, and Aradia finds allegory in the ash. Aravine attaches herself to the party, the Brotherless are unsettled within the work camp they’ve helped to create, and Cyndane is stuck in the woods.WH Ch35 section: Cyndane (audiobook timestamp 40:58)Roman concrete: https://news.mit.edu/2023/roman-concrete-durability-lime-casts-0106 Get ad-free episodes through our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wotspoilers Check out our first affiliate! Queerenica is a LGBTQ+ lifestyle brand, also mentioned on Tar Valon After Dark. https://queerencia.coQueerenica apparel affiliate link: https://queerencia.co?sca_ref=3593255.6r9n5f48JQ Queerenica coupon code: WOTSEmail us: wotspoilers@gmail.com Podcast artwork: Leah DavisEpisode artwork: JediPantsTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot Sessions Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/WheelOfTimeSpoilersPodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/wotspoilers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wot_spoilers/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WOTSpoilers/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wotspoilersThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

We plough into a second double-header with Perrin this week, this time with returning guest Chad, who is (like the rest of us) only here for the timeline sync with the Cleansing. We come up with firm evidence that Annoura is actually Demandred, apply the “salt bae” meme amidst two Darkhound lore drops, compose new fanfic potential for Maseama and Fain, decide that sheep-siblings make more sense than wolf-brothers, and Seth educates us on the concept of competing infinities.WH Ch35 section: Rand and Demandred POV (audiobook timestamp 35:51 & 36:42)Get ad-free episodes through our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wotspoilers Check out our first affiliate! Queerenica is a LGBTQ+ lifestyle brand, also mentioned on Tar Valon After Dark. https://queerencia.coQueerenica apparel affiliate link: https://queerencia.co?sca_ref=3593255.6r9n5f48JQ Queerenica coupon code: WOTSEmail us: wotspoilers@gmail.com Podcast artwork: Leah DavisEpisode artwork: JediPantsTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot Sessions Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/WheelOfTimeSpoilersPodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/wotspoilers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wot_spoilers/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WOTSpoilers/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wotspoilersThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement

We plow into a double-header with Perrin this week, as he plods through recap, Darkhound footprints, and clear signals of despair from Aram. Aradia asks what exactly is the difference between the Shaido and the Dragonsworn that follow the Prophet, Seth has a new favorite pun, and neither of us understands the significance of the Broken Crown. We use Cyndane’s arrival and Cadsuane’s reception to get a handle on the geography of the Cleansing, and take a moment to lament our loss in the WoTIdol contest.WH Ch35 section: Cyndane and Cadsuane POV (audiobook timestamp 31:56 & 33:33)Yale Ukraine lecture: https://youtu.be/bJczLlwp-d8 WoTCon: https://wotcon.com/wotcon-2023/membership-and-registration/ Grace and Rob’s proposal story: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thelightswork/episodes/Episode-25-WreathCon-e230qp7WoTIdol: https://youtu.be/OkEStsPhnJw Get ad-free episodes through our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wotspoilers Check out our first affiliate! Queerenica is a LGBTQ+ lifestyle brand, also mentioned on Tar Valon After Dark. https://queerencia.coQueerenica apparel affiliate link: https://queerencia.co?sca_ref=3593255.6r9n5f48JQ Queerenica coupon code: WOTSEmail us: wotspoilers@gmail.com Podcast artwork: Leah DavisTheme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot Sessions Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/WheelOfTimeSpoilersPodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/wotspoilers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wot_spoilers/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WOTSpoilers/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@wotspoilersThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5493125/advertisement