The CatScare Podcast

Help the independent podcaster! Did you know that Spotify has put my podcast in front of 870 accounts the last 30 days, 16 of those actually played an episode. I do this weekly podcast for fun, i get to talk about my favorite genre with my very best bud. If you listen you will hear about who we are, why we do this, an uncomfortable amount of dick references, and why we love and hate whatever movie we are watching that week. I know you may never listen to any of these episodes, but try us out, follow us, spread the word if you actually dig it. We have recorded 60+ hours of content to binge. I hope you give us a shot and thank you for even reading this. Also, we watched The Thing 2011, and we are going to talk about it. Probably hammer it pretty hard.

Tonight, the boys are back in town! Actually, Michael is back in town, and we will discuss the 1982 cult classic The Thing. So, everyone social distance from this podcast, get your hand sanitizer, your masks, and quarantine yourself from your family. You think covid-19 was bad...

A conservative, far right, influencer travels to England to face the biggest truth of all, common sense. This lovely found footage movie, has all the scares you could ever want. Great pacing, and great characters. Not Annie, she sucks and really needs to die. Find out if she does on the podcast tonight!

This movie is a remake of an adult film I saw once. Someone reads from the Necronomadong, and the main dude's penis dies. Then it starts to rise, and proceeds to rise. Then he attacks all the female characters with hot sex. Shit! Wrong movie!

We go south of the border, avoid the cartels, pick up a few pick up tacos, and put on our sombreros. Why? We are watching Argentinian film Terrified. What? Mexico is different than Argentina? We talk the movie and most importantly we talk big Spanish butts. Do you know how fast a dead child can move? Just push play.

Tonight, on the CatScare Podcast, we talk about video games. Spooky games like Five Nights at Freddy's, Little Nightmares, Bendie and the Ink Machine, and all sorts of crap! Enjoy this bonus episode.

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Tonight we talk about a movie that transcends all languages and creeds. Also, boobs. Lots of boobs! Campbell loves boobs. Join Michael and Campbell as they break down this fever dream of a "horror" movie. Crack open a Bud Light and pop your popcorn. This one is a doozy!

Tonight, we jump into the murky waters of the 1975 hit film, Jaws. Don't worry, Michael and Campbell brought backup. Jaws expert, friend, and co-worker Alston is on board. These three brave men jump on the S.S. CatScare, and set sail to their destiny. They drub up beach memories, fear of water in general, side boob in a PG movie, and all the other important observations on the film. We are going to need a bigger podcast!

You will have a terrible opening skit, long rambling speeches by Campbell with no resolution, Michael audibly rolling his eyes, and legs that go all the way down!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you get this description, you are my person.

On tonight's episode, Shauna joins Mike and Cam on a horrific journey. A journey so dangerous that it's full of trap doors,stage lights, and many sweaty costumed dancers. Yes! We are going to a Broadway show. Hamilton has been mentioned so many times on the podcast that Campbell said, "Let's just do it!" Actually, he was forced to do this. Please call his parents and tell them that he's alive. We talk about many great topics such as senator beat downs, Marshall Mathers, happy slaves, Campbell's personal Mount Rushmore, and more!

Want to play a game? Sorry. That's from Saw, not this movie. Uncanny Annie is a movie about 6 friends, who stop being polite and start getting real! They get really into a game based on a girl with frizzy hair, bad teeth, and in desperate need of a chiropractor. Mike and Cam talk about what makes a movie a movie; Alex Murdaugh and his unbelievable opportunity to sell merchandise; and how to play Dungeons and Dragons. Welcome to the nerdiest episode yet!

Found this in the CatScare archives. Maybe 6 months late, but here is a bunch of nonsense!

Howdy partners! Mosey on down to the ranch with us. We will saddle up the horses, rope a bronco, and run from a floating space vagina! We say the word "spectacle" waaaayyyy too much. We are trying to break this wild movie stallion while a chimpanzee bashes our faces in. Nope. We're just two white dudes sitting across from one another and thumbing through a thesaurus for words other than "spectacle".

Tonight, we cut the bull shit! Just kidding. We would never do that. However, we are talking about James Wan's campy masterpiece. It has all our favorite ingredients in movie stew: bad acting, bad wigs, grotesque blood and gore. Also, on this episode, we talk about Michael's return to working at the hardware store! Campbell is really excited about this! Meanwhile, Michael is indifferent. The only question is where are Ed and Lorraine Warren?

Tonight, we scrub the internet for the banned, most disgusting Anime, Japan has to offer. Also, we explore I am Sophie, a youtube ARG channel. Also, we talk about masturbation and how Campbell is concerned about Micaels viewing preferences. This one is a doozy!

How can a movie that deal with rape, incest, and Detroit Michigan be so entertaining? Tonight on the CatScare Podcast, Cam and Mike, talk about this amazing movie, by a first time director. We debate on whether Bill Skarsgard is actually attractive? If the only direction is front and back, can you really get turned around? Even in the dark? Campbell talks about how the image of a crow pecking at woman's nipple will haunt him the rest of his days, and Michael tries to figure out which one of the sixty alternate title, is the right one for this anime he wants Campbell to watch. Also for an entire episode about incest, inbreeding, and hillfolk underground. We never once use the "R" word. It's called growth people. catscarepodcast@gmail.com

Tonight on CatChat, we talk about horror video games, YouTube ARG's, the fear of liminal spaces, and Campbell's unwavering beliefs that all youtube ghost videos are real! catscarepodcast@gmail.com

Tonight the "Craiger" spins a yarn about the horrors of rooms for rent on Craigslist. One man, who doesn't quite resemble Shia Lebouf, rooms with drunk emo chick, who thinks he looks like Shia Lebouf. Things are about to get bloody.

Broading the scope of the cast, Campbell speed talks his way through the story of the horrific death of Candace Newmaker. Monsters are in a bunch of horror movies, but the real Monsters are the adult assholes who committed this crime! catscarepodcast@gmail.com