Unfilmable

Merry Christmas! Oops. I mean, Happy New Year! It's Gremlins 2, the cartoon that walks like a horror movie. Joe Dante presents his masterpiece gag-a-minute comedy in a rare example of complete creative control working out beautifully.

Saw II: Seen, is a sequel that tries to be bigger, better, and more deadly than its predecessor. It succeeds in two of those. More traps, more victims, surprisingly the same amount of backstory.

Join us as we celebrate the Halloween movie that got the short end of the stick. 7 days til Halloween!

Intended to be Stuart Gordon's swan song, this Shudder original adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft's "The Thing at the Doorstep" ultimately feels mishandled and cheap. Find out why we're annoyed!

Three dreadful episodes of the absolutely haunting Tales from the Crypt. Enter if you dare!

Head empty, no thoughts.

Despite the title, the devil is not a guest on this program.

But what's going on on the side of this white picket fence? Can we look? Can we check it out? Maybe it's weird!

Because you're talking to the hand, get it? Talk the hand.

A really eerie movie that is 90% shots of ceilings and floors.

Our analysis of Get Out shouldn’t be the only (or even the first!) that you hear. To provide a broader perspective, we’ve assembled this list of pieces written by critics of color. “Getting In and Out” by Zadie Smith (https://harpers.org/archive/2017/07/getting-in-and-out/) “From ‘Get Out’ to ‘Nope’, Jordan Peele is Reframing the Act of Looking” by Kelli Weston (https://www.blackstarfest.org/seen/read/observed/jordan-peele-nope-feature/) “Get Out film analysis - Negrophilia, race-relation and the new dynamic” by Abdul Moiz (https://medium.com/@abdulmoiz168/get-out-film-analysis-negrophilia-race-relation-and-the-new-dynamic-b64f6ed8095f) “Horror Blackademics: The Get Out (2017) Syllabus” by the Graveyard Shift Sisters. (https://www.graveyardshiftsisters.com/archive//2017/06/horror-blackademics-get-out-2017.html) This is an index of even more pieces, compiled for a course on Get Out created by Crystal Boson, PhD.

One of the smartest horror movies of the last few years, and it was directed by one of the Whitest Kids U Know. If you haven't seen it, get on it.

This movie is wet. This movie is dusty. This movie is an absolute mess.

See Saw. See Saw see. See, Saw, See.

No actors, no budget. You can't strike Slender Man, because he is unstrikeable.

Big asterisks on this one folks. This stuff confronts the subtext in Lovecraft's work as text. Explicitily. You have been warned, but it's kind of a great read if you can stomach it.

Punks and Zombies. Technically this is a sequel to The Night of the Living Dead in the most meta way possible.

Sometimes I really wish I didn't live in an abandoned asylum.

Just a bunch of guys and dolls.

The maniacs decided to make a slasher series where there isn't a killer. And at least for this entry, it works. Wendy is a precog who gets a vision of herself and her friends dying horribly on a rollercoaster. She stops her friends from riding, and death gets angry. And when death gets angry, he makes ample use of one small town's horrendous safety standards to off those kids... horrendously.