Jabbo and the Teeb

Hello all! I bet you didn't see THIS shit coming, huh? First, a rouge Jabbology and now this? This was originally supposed to go up behind a paywall, but..well, life. Don't worry, I'll still be taking care of the Patreon folks....You're g9nna be happy, trust me. Welcome back to a slice of Jabbo and The Teeb. We sat and had a chit chat about Teeb getting investigated for Jan 6 (no bullshit), to the amazing lies we tell about porn l, to...hell, it would be way easier to just have you listen. It's a tad rough, but it's what we do. Lol. A little step into the time machine that started it all. It's not THAT old. It's post Jada Pinkett's book, cause that is talked about. Lol. Have fun, I know we did. Oh yeah, the show now has a theme song. Lol

Jesus wept...Toaster cried....The Devil is happy....JABBO AND THE MOTHERFUCKING TEEB ARE BACK! It's been a long ass four months, but we are back to doing what we do! Yeah, this is us back to warming up. The insults. The jokes. The constantly mentions of shows that we have all watched TONS of times. The feeling rolls back in right around us discussing the MCU and all the pieces that explain Teeb's absence. Oh, we ain't changed. Especially since you get to hear most of our catching up, mixed with some of the old school flair! Wanna know how ol Teeby poses when he cums? New Scorsese flick? Jabbo admitting that Teeb was RIGHT with a movie choice? Yep, we cover it all. It's just good to be back and boy do we plan on doing this more often. From Threeway Wednesday to Teeby Tuesday, Jabbo and The Teeb is back!

Oh here we go, the part where I tell you it's been ages since we've dropped a Jabbo and The Teeb episode, but who gives a shit. Lol. It's a new Jabbo and The Teeb! It's been way too long and too many projects have been floating around but there is no way the OG show dies! It's been a few weeks and it shows! You know how thus goes....it's crass and it's great. Bad singing abound and all the shit that made Proper Rumpus awesome to begin with.

Jesus wept, ya missed us, didn't ya? Switching to bi monthly didn't change a thing. We are a little older, less wiser, and way more crazy. We are back! Jabbo and The Teeb is back and boy do we have a boner! I wanna fuck the Creed 3 poster. Oops, sorry. We will come back to that. We get it done on this episode. Making up for lost time never felt or sounded this good. Did I mention I wanna fuck the Creed poster? 3? We do it all. MCU. The NEW DCU. The slaughtering of Fraggles. How good is Wig Wam? Majors. Ant Man 3. Teeb wants to open mouth fuck Glenn Powell. How in God's name are we NOT gonna talk about Kanye's dumbass? Come. Listen. Maybe you'll wanna fuck the Creed 3 poster too.

When you have covid like a motherfucker, but you still wanna record, THIS is what you get! Welcome...to the episode that we didn't know if it was gonna happen, since half the house is almost dead as fuck. Jabbo and The Squeeze for ya! Nashon rises outta bed like friggin Frankenstine to sit in on the raunch that you know and love...as a new co host! Don't worry, we are just gonna do a new thing the other two weeks and why not hear about the OTHER dumb shit we do? Pub crawl? Sure. It's time to get the play by play on THAT craziness, as well as the covid/gross sicky we got going on in Casa De La Rumpus. You know what to do...pree play and be in awe of the freshy risen lady that came to cough all over the mic!

This episode would come with a serious disclaimer, but shouldn't they all? Well, can't say we didn't warn you. The guys are back and....the same we guess? It's no secret that Teeb has been a busy boy and that hasn't allowed much time to record, but we are trying...in the meantime, WE ARE GOING BI! Bi-monthly that is..the same crass flavor...just a lil bit less, for now. It's ok, put away the hankies. Anywho, wanna know how what we think of Ye's newest stunt? Need to hear our thoughts on ol Herschel? Jackson Pollock anyone? Need to see if our stance on prison rape or OJ has gotten any more profound? We discuss art and test the real boundaries of the word COLORED. We even start Jabbo down the road to Catholicism! Yep, we go there...but if we didn't, we wouldn't be the new bi Jabbo and The Teeb!

What happens when you plan a geek sesh with one of your new favorite co creators and the host of the show,,,well, shows? You get one extra specially mixed up episode of Jabbo and The Teeb, with all the feels of a Jabbology. Who gives a shit, cause its awesome! We get to announce our newest flag flier, Michele, or Musings fame. We go over all the geek one could possibly muster ranging from Marvel, to all the DC shows, to the 80's and how we missed out on coke. ALOT of shit to unpack, so grab some real estate, grab your Pacey Show dvd's, and let's kick this shit off! It's a mashed up fun filled mess!

The band is FINALLY back together and doing what they do best, talk lots o shit! Welcome to another Jabbo and The Teeb where we answer one big question...WHO THE FUCK IS TRIPPING OVER BLACK ARIEL?!? Well, that comes in amongst other things, as well as the fate of the show...for now. Life has picked up in a crazy way and we actually discuss the fatality of the show and what happens now. You don't wanna miss this. No one cries or anything and there is no Captain America 3 Civil War-like fight. I don't even think we argue...anyways, HERE YA GO! THREEWAY WEDNESDAY!!!

Well...It's another Threeway Wednesday...with a girl?!?! One of the best things about sleeping with the producer is you can blackmail her to be on your show...or she owns the effin company and does what she wants. It's a new Jabbo and The Squeeze as it's been called, and it's time to get dirty. lol. Apparently, bring your boss/girlfriend to work day ain't that bad. Hear about our art struggles, the woes of development, our wins and losses, and of course, US. You'll love hearing our back in forth...in only the way WE seem to be able to do. Trust me, when you get to the part about all the fingers in all the holes, you may cum a bit. Come on...it's Jabbo and The Squeeze!

It's been too long but another Threeway Wednesday is here. No hype, just the shit you know and love. Did you need the jankiest podcast about D23 to happen? Cool. We heard you and we answered! No, not really. We just came in and do what we do best, talk. We glaze D23, talk about black Magneto, and bleed all over Interview With The Vampire. We talk multiverse crazy shit and do a few bad impressions. All in all, we are still the same fun loving pieces of AWESOME that you always come to expect...well, not really.

Try as we may, you're NEVER gonna find a replacement for THREEWAY WEDNESDAY!! It's Jabbo and The Teeb, just how you like it, ON TIME! We are back...and so is fantasy football! Ugh. We talk about how offering oral could bring home the trophy as well as fuck DJT! We go into the mythos that surrounds Phil Collins' In The Air Tonight as well as why Teeb believes he has the gift of gab. We talk about conspiracy theories and why Jabbo could give a fuck about Bigfoot. Why does Jabbo want Teeb to blow him for his life? Teeb talks about how nasty people really are and if feet are grosser than ass. You know what is going on. The know what we do. lol Listen to us do it.

If you only knew all the trials andd tribulations it took to make this episode happen. Normally, finding a co host is the tough part! This episode of Jabbo and The Squeeze is just that...Jabbo and his old lady, Nashon. The whole episode is pretty much listening to them roll on and on about their dreams and whatnot. Who the fuck wants to hear THAT? Kidding, we do! lol Oh, it's the same show. It's like Scene In Fifteen, but WAY longer, and one of us swears. Listen to us talk about Proper Rumpus, our home. We run over our new lives as artists and give you a little taste of what is to come. We managed to get this posted. Whew! Here we go, another Threeway Wednesday for that ass!

It ain't no fun unless them ears are airtight, so we bring you another THREEWAY WEDNESDAY! It's time to talk Predator franchise baby! We know, everyone else has done this shit, but not how WE do it. Did the other shows mention Jabbo wanting to love down Sally Field? Do they have Teeb talking about how he wants to watch Jabbs rimjib Shane Black? Well, this doesn't either, but we talk about him. Lol. Add in a nekkid Method Man, some sexy ass Pam Grier, and a tablet that Jabbo thinks everyone wants to read, and we are solid. Don't miss it. It was edited in the nude.

I already wrote a whole thing before this....special drop. Read the one before this...shoo!

We do the extra work, you get the treats! So, I thought maybe another date was gonna have to get extra fluffed up...but Jabbo and The Teeb was prepared for the such...maybe a little overprepared. What happens when your host may not be available, so you hit the greatest third man in the business...and then the host DOES show? You record twice...and treat the fans by dropping them both on the same fuckin day. Why not? You deserve it. With Igo, It's all about wrasslin baby! We did Flair's Last Match...and you get to hear ALL about it! It's a great episode with Ol Teeby as well...It's been a minute, but we catch up. Trust me, it goes from zero to Butthole Girl real quick! Just listen. Both episodes. What you love. Nudity. It's Jabbo Goes Nutzz followed by Jabbo and The Teeb!

It's Jabbo and The Teeb...hiatus is over! Kinda...we had to pull out the big guns for this one! Teeby is off making sure our miltary is doing their thing and I had to make sure we could still do ours. Enter Nashon...well, not like that, she's mine! I had to let my better half sit in, plus I REALLY NEEDED her to! Come and listen to one of the sexier hosts of JATT...put me in my place. We talk future plans, how the choco taco going away makes news....I think we toss a camping trip plan in there...AND SHE SWEARS! ALOT! It's THREEWAY WEDNESDY AGAIN..with a co host that admits nudity has happened between us. Thanks to my WAY better half for saving the show! Enjoy.

Here we go, the day passed, but we are about to catch you up! We already destroyed Rolling Stone's list, so we made our own! OUR top 25 favorite emcees, the way WE do it. This is all about a hip hop convo...our of our favorite hip hop wordsmiths, and why we love them. It's MY bday week, so I'm hijacking all shows! Jabbo and The Teeb. Hip Hop. Someone's topless...what more do you need?!?

Oh how we love our music, especially our hip hop. Welcome to another fantastic episode of Jabbo and The Teeb, where once again, we seem to have a yearly bone to pick. With ROLLING STONE. OVER MUSIC. Yeah, we don't get it either. How the fuck are you Rolling Stone and keep putting out these horrid Top 500 lists? It's up to us to tear that shit down, in the way only we can. Warning you now, this is a MUSIC HEAVY EPISODE, and someone's penis may have been out during recording. I'm kidding.

Just when you thought you had heard it all...we got more. What's up all and its Threeway Wednesday, so it's down to get DIRTY with JATT. In this episode, talk epic party failures. Times that we were all fuckered up and fuckered out. This one is a bit racy. No, not really...I mean, we have a way of reading the alphabet that will make homeschooling essential. Come and revisit our drunken and high lows and even more lows. There is a story about falling off a toilet, mid shit. Who DOESN'T wanna hear that? Here you go, fresh and hot and running from a transvestite death squad, its Jabbo and The Teeb!

Does anyone really read these? It's US. C'MON! We sit. And talk. And sometimes potty stuff comes out....then sometimes we talk about random stuff. Not edited, never scripted, and mostly on time..here ya go! Oh yeah, Teeb hates summer.