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Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame Capitalism

Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame Capitalism

Author: Nigel Gambaatar

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Welcome to the Crappiest Place on Earth!

Join us as we follow the on-the-clock escapades of 6 NPCs, in 2 different shifts, under the employment of the evil (allegedly) Necromancer, Nigel Gambaatar, and his Tragic Kingdom: The Necromantic Empire™!

Will they follow Nigel’s bidding, squeezing every single bit of profit from entertainment-seeking Adventurers, or will they take on the late-stage capitalist theme park and bring justice to The Necromantic Empire™?

Is there even death in a kingdom run by a necromancer? Some can only hope.

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OSHA Regulated Guard Rails S 3 EP 31Second shift is Hijacked by Levi and her crew. Levi is seeking the bounty on evil NPCs and, without having to rely on stockholm syndrome, gets Vord, Maw, and the Don’t Call me the 18th to follow along on a plan to capture Hogna(s). This puts a wrench in the plans to get to the NEW Island….. Or does it?#ImpEx #palidin #goddvsevil #merchantship #bountyhunter #planswithinplans #test #daggersout #seashanty #osha #schooloffishWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Once you have finished this episode, we suggest-Dungeon CallingA real-play D&D podcast of high fantasy and low humor. It’s the 1980s, and four almost friends navigate middle school in a small, strange, low-budget town. Can they survive social minefields and the occasional eldritch horror without being expelled, or possibly sued by the Duffer Brothers? Will there be music? Listen to find out.linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcastOur cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and moreJeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageIan Winningham as Maw Gil-a-CuttyKay Winningham as Onyxia the 18thYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:⁠[email protected]⁠Follow us on Facebook and Instagram Artwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production 
GILL vs GRIN S 3 EP 30

GILL vs GRIN S 3 EP 30

2025-02-1941:14

GILL vs GRIN S 3 EP 30In the fight of the hour, GILL vs GRIN! Assless fish man vs an OK White Shark! What will happen in this mediocre showdown? Find out in this episode of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™! PLACE YOUR BETS!#finalfight #epicshowdown #fightofthecentury #criticalpunch We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Once you have finished this episode, we suggest-Roll for StupidGet ready to embark on an epic journey with Stunzy, the mysterious High-Elf Circle of Spores Druid, Felix, the cheeky Halfling Warlock of Zybilna, Edralin, the lightning-fast Aarakocra Monk, Jester, the quick witted Half-Elf Bard and Schwangberry, the mustachioed beekeeper Ranger, as they set off on an outrageous quest to recover their lost items in the wildly whimsical world of the Wild Beyond the Witchlight. Brace yourselves for a hilariously enchanting adventure filled with unpredictable twists, peculiar creatures, and a whole lot of bee-related absurdity at every turn!Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.shows.acast.com/roll-for-stupidOur cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and moreJeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageIan Winningham as Maw Gil-a-CuttyKay Winningham as Onyxia the 18thYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:⁠[email protected]⁠Follow us on Facebook and Instagram Artwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production 
Loaner Boat S 3 EP 29

Loaner Boat S 3 EP 29

2025-02-1253:07

Loaner Boat S 3 EP 29Ready! Set! GO? After almost destroying the world, First Shift is set out on a race to the new island that formed from the REDACTED! Watch..Um..Listed as they rush of to DEW THEIR DUTY! But first, a small side quest?#horseglue #shiprepair #ruby #sidequest #hoganburger #goatbegone #leveldownWe hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.Once you have finished this episode, we suggest-Level Down!Level Down is an Aussie actual play d&d podcast where we explore the layered world of L’asagnia through miniseries DM’d by each of our five players. From underworld quests fueled by hatred of paperwork to a secretive mafia run by cows, we have something for everyone. And if we don’t, just wait. The newest crazy is just one level down.https://linktr.ee/leveldownHave Goat issues? Goat-B-Gone can help. Listen to the entire show!Our cast is:Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and moreJeremiah Freeman as KreathRapunzel the lettuce as CookieSam Sturgeon as Hogan SavageIan Winningham as Maw Gil-a-CuttyKay Winningham as Onyxia the 18thYour District Manager is John SimonAdditional voices byKate MaxwellRachel KernsMusic bySocially awkwardIn 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery DriveFind them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkwardmid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”He can be found at @wsnpodcast on TwitterYou can reach us at:⁠[email protected]⁠Follow us on Facebook and InstagramArtwork by Joshua AllenFind more of his work on Instagram @facelesscowThis is a Radioactive Shack production
The Goblin that Sold the World S3 EP 28 Oh, Great…another long title name…..Hogan sells out! No, that’s not right. Hogan manages to do the one thing you are not supposed to do in the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™! That’s right! Hogan *REDACTED*! And he and the rest of the world get punished. #fuckup #gothichorro #cosmichorro #punishment #thingswithtentacles #sothatswherethefoodcomesfrom #fastfood #mawgillacuttywasright We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Once you have finished this episode, we suggest- Adventurers Anonymous Six dangerously codependent dipsh*ts gather round the microphone, sip cocktails and seek a glorious death in a Dungeons & Dragons themed comedy podcast. With a cast that includes a failed Crocoborn sorcerer, turned children’s party entertainer, a dirty old human priest, on the brink of the afterlife, a Half Orc fighter with the IQ of a pine cone, a sassy blue Tiefling, surrounded by bees and a retired Gnome archer with PTSD. So, if you like your plot lines thin and crispy, and your language to be saltier than a sailor's beard, welcome aboard! Disappointing the TTRPG & D&D Community since 2020. Not suitable for little ears. This show is mostly improvised and entirely inappropriate. Listener discretion is advised. A brand new episode every Friday. www.adventurers-anonymous.com Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. https://linktr.ee/adventurers.anonymous Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th Your District Manager is John Simon Additional voices by Kate Maxwell Rachel Kerns Music by Socially awkward In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”  He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter You can reach us at: ⁠[email protected]⁠ Follow us on Facebook and Instagram  Artwork by Joshua Allen Find more of his work on Instagram @facelesscow This is a Radioactive Shack production 
Don't make me leave you with the other bones S3 EP 27 Maw Gill A Cutty’s friend, or is it fiend? Anyway, they finally meet up. IF you missed it from the last episode, HS took a swing at The 18th and as you know that means it’s time to roll initiative. #fightclub #arewethebaddies #seax #addyourstrength #ishereallydead We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Once you have finished this episode, we suggest- Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD Podcast Wanderful is a comedy-storytelling podcast hosted by four life-long best friends. If you're a fan of gripping drama, heart wrenching character deaths, and more than your fair share of butt jokes, then Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD Podcast is the show for you. Oh, and they play Dungeons And Dragons... Usually. linktr.ee/WanderfulPod Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th Your District Manager is John Simon Additional voices by Kate Maxwell Rachel Kerns Music by Socially awkward In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter You can reach us at: ⁠[email protected]⁠ Follow us on Facebook and Instagram Artwork by Joshua Allen Find more of his work on Instagram @facelesscow This is a Radioactive Shack production
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