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With Saul dead, a power vacuum opens up in Israel.David believes that God has chosen him to be the nation's next king, but Saul still has sons and grandsons who survived the battle at Gilboa.One in particular believes that he is his father's heir apparent and assumes the crown for himself.His fall is an object lesson in how treating the true power brokers in the accession with disdain is a fast track to destruction.Chapters covered: 1 Samuel 29-31Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover art by Lisa GoffConversions:36 x 36ft = 11 x 11m88ft = 27m

The First Book of Samuel reaches its season finale - and it's a satisfying one.A giant enemy army is bearing down on Israel as Saul and the rest of the Israelite force prepare to make a heroic last stand.Yet incredibly, Israel's most loyal soldier - and potentially its next king - is marching with the enemy.What gives?Those who think the Bible is simply a list of rules and regulations will be surprised to learn that passages like these are complete page turners. Enjoy the ride.Chapters covered: 1 Samuel  28-31Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic: Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover art: Lisa GoffSearch Wholly Buyable Podcast on TwitterBuy the Book:  https://www.amazon.co.uk/Snakes-Angels-Secular-through-First-ebook/dp/B0CGR6PHQ4/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=snakes+and+angels&qid=1695679894&sr=8-1

Everyone loves a bad guy getting their come-uppance and in this episode, a surly and ungrateful farmer provides listeners with that satisfaction.However, the predominant baddie in this particular Bible book is Israel's king, Saul who narrowly misses assassination not once, but twice.And not only does David have to slip into a neighbouring country to evade capture, he suddenly finds himself marching to war against his own people.Drama!Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover art by Lisa GoffChapters covered: 1 Samuel 23-28Conversions:25 miles = 40km3 miles = 4.8km

Saul's reign begins well and then gradually freewheels downhill, increasing speed and the likelihood of a pile up as it does so.As this episode proves, even having a brave and gifted warrior for a son can't help this klutz of a king rule his kingdom properly.The fall of Saul begins here.Chapters covered: 1 Samuel 11-14Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover art by Lisa Goff

It’s the end of an era.From the Patriarchs to the Judges, Israel has been looked after by leaders which it believes God has given it,  and who appear to have been hand-picked  because of their inherent faithfulness to God and the courage which this gives them.Now, Israel's people are in uncharted territory. The age of the Judges is over. The age of the monarchy is about to begin.Chapters covered: 1 Samuel 5-10Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover art by Lisa Goff

The epic account of Israel's monarchy begins.Books 1 + 2  of Samuel are some of the most page turning in the whole Bible as the writers build tension, hop between locations and include dramatic points of jeopardy from which it seems impossible to seize victory.These are chapters that you can properly binge.As expected by now, God uses the least expected people to carry out his mission - a childless woman,  a useless old priest and a young shepherd all help drive the action forwards.I hope you enjoy these episodes as much as I willChapters covered: 1 Samuel 1-4Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover Art by Lisa Goff

An unmarried young woman puts on her best clothes, fixes her makeup and sashays out into the night. She finds a wealthy older man who is sleeping off a banquet and lies down next to him.Who is she?What did she hope might happen as a result of this midnight liaison.And why do more people not know this story?Season eight begins.Chapters covered: Ruth 1-4Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover Art by Lisa GoffConversions:30lb = 13kg

My my my Delilah - Episode 60 and Season 6 finale!This is a longer and usual podcast and the action doesn't stop.Samson's unfortunate love affair is one of the few stories that has escaped the Bible and into popular culture.But it is what happens next that sees Israel spiral into a self destructive vortex.It's one of the most appalling and depraved events in the Bible and unsurprisingly, not many churches 'go there' in their Sunday services.But this is Wholly Buyable, and we go everywhere.Chapters covered: Judges 16-21Conversions:40miles = 64km28lb = 13kg£8500 = $12500 US /$16300 AUWritten and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover Art by Lisa Goff

Animal lovers look away!Israel is about to get a leader who thinks nothing of killing wildlife to help him wreak revenge.As for the content, this episode provides the backstory to one of the most famous romantic relationships in the Bible - Samson and Delilah.But before Samson meets Delilah, he falls in love with another absolute heartbreaker.Chapters covered: Judges 11-15Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover Art by Lisa Goff

There are no dull moments in the Book of Judges.In this episode, meek little Gideon who is too scared to engage anyone in  a fight becomes a bonafide warlord.One of his sons goes rogue and embarks on a killing spree that only ends when yet another woman grabs a projectile and takes back control of Israel's destiny.Chapters covered: Judges 7-11Conversions:42.5lb = 19.3kg1¾lb = 800g12-15lb = 5.5-6.8kgWritten and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and John Hawkins MusicCover art by Lisa Goff

In an unusual break from tradition, a woman has led Israel to success against enemy invaders. A fabulous one-two with a second and equally ferocious woman seals the victory.In another unexpected move, Israel's next hero is so unlikely a contender for leadership that he enters the Bible hiding.These are some of the Bible's most lurid stories and we're right in the thick of themEnjoy!Chapters covered: Judges 4-7Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover Art by Lisa Goff

Within just a few years of Joshua's death, the spiritual vibe in Israel goes dramatically south.To try and get the train back on the rails, God installs judges.These aren't legally minded judiciaries, they are godly leaders raised up to defend Israel from its enemies, and the justice they dispense is often both sudden and dramatic.The drama dial is set back to 10 as the Book of Judges begins.Chapters covered: Judges 1-4Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover art by Lisa Goff

Just as the 12 Tribes of Israel look like they have settled into their new home the boat is suddenly rocked.The three tribes who have settled east of the river build a giant altar.They know that Israel only needs one designated altar site, so why the need for a second?Have the three tribes to the east of the river turned to pagan worship already?Have these tribes gone rogue? The Book of Joshua reaches its dramatic finale.Chapters covered: Joshua 20-24Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover Art by Lisa GoffConversions:600miles = 960km

If you're in desperate need of spiritual sustenance, you've chosen the wrong podcast.At the best of times, Wholly Buyable is Bible Lite.The passages covered this week really aren't anyone's go to Scripture, but that doesn't mean they're any less fascinating.This is where we learn which tribes settled where and which cities they are given to live in. So if you like real estate and or geography, you're in for an absolute joyride. If you're into both, you might think you've reached heaven. That's the beauty of the Bible, something for everyone...Chapters covered: Joshua 12-19Written and produced by Chas Bayfield 2023Music by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover Art by Lisa GoffConversions:180 miles = 290km56 miles = 90km60,000 sq miles = 96,500 sq km50 miles = 80km

After wiping out Jericho without raising a weapon, Joshua's army can be forgiven for thinking that the rest of the settlement of Canaan will be a shoe in. So when the army crashes and burns at only its second battle, the communal mojo collapses. Is Israel's conquest campaign over almost as soon as it has begun?Chapters covered: Joshua 10-11Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic my Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover Art by Lisa Goff

Season 6 is here.And Israel v Canaan is finally on.Having had 40 years to prepare for the battles ahead, The Israelites are ready to take on whatever their enemy throws at them.Will it be a bloody struggle, or will their advance be like a hot knife through butter?First though, they must cross the River Jordan in flood, with no bridges and no boats.It seems impossible, but this is Bible country and normal rules are temporarily suspended.Enjoy the ride.Chapters covered: Joshua 1-6Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover Art by Lisa Goff

Season 5 finale! The Jews call it the Torah, the Greeks call it the Pentateuch. For everyone else, it's the first five books of he Bible that lay down the fundamental laws that many Christians and Jews follow. Here, Moses sings, writes and warns before climbing his last mountain. Now it's Joshua's turn to steer his unruly and often rebellious nation into their new home.Chapters covered: Deuteronomy 30-34Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover art by Lisa Goff

When most people think of the Bible, the first thing that comes to mind generally isn't fathers greedily chewing on the corpses of their children. This ghoulish image is one suggested by Moses as a potential reality in post-belief Israel. If God's people turn away from him, horror will rain down on them, he says. As you'll see, Moses doesn't hold back, hence the explicit content warning.This is episode 50 btw, so thanks to all of you for making these podcasts worthwhile. You can send any comments or suggestions to contact@whollybuyable.com.Chapters covered: Deuteronomy 28-30Written and produced by Chas BayfieldAs this is episode 50, her4e is a credits list to acknowledge everyone who has helped inform the podcast:R T Kendall, former pastor at Westminster ChapelDr Jamie Davies, tutor in New Testament, Trinity College, BristolRev Stephen MacLean, pastor at Cricklewood Baptist ChurchMike Yaconelli (1942-2003), former pastor of Grace Community Church, Yreka CASteve Chalke, minister of Oasis Church, WaterlooNicky Gumbel, founder of the Alpha CourseCanon J John, founder of the Philo TrustJohn Grant, former moderator at the London Baptist AssociationTony and Brenda Lenthall, missionaries and friends.John Peters, Vicar of St Mary’s Bryanston SquareTony Campolo, pastor and writer.Shane Claiborne, Christian ActivistSandy Millar, former vicar of Holy Trinity BromptonPeter Owen Jones, vicar, writer and broadcasterStuart Burgess, former Methodist chaplain to Birmingham UniversityRico Tice, Associate minister at All Souls Langham PlaceDamon and Sharron, missionariesJohn Griffiths, advertising strategist and Bible fanaticJon Leach, strategist and atheistKeith Van der Shaw, minister of Bay Church, Blackman Bay, Tasmania.Dan Hedley, minister of Snug Church, TasmaniaThe men in Andy Bosveld’s shed. And all my non-Christian friends and colleagues whose doubts have helped me shape the content and style of this book.

Fairness, kindness, social justice and human rights are not values often associated with the Old Testament, a book that is famed for its violence, intolerance and misogyny. Yet read between the lines and you'll see that there is an overarching sense of protecting the weak and making sure that everyone has a fair crack at life.  Join us as Moses briefs 2 million Israelites on the cusp of entering their new homeland.Chapters covered: Deuteronomy 24-28Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover Art by Lisa Goff

Adultery, rape, murder and toileting all get an airing in this mishmash of laws handed out by Moses. But what seems a random rule generator does have some kind of logic, there is a bigger picture behind the mass of tiny details. And lots of stoning for anyone who chooses to make up their own rules...Chapters covered: Deuteronomy 20-23Written and produced by Chas BayfieldMusic composed by Michael Auld and Jon Hawkins MusicCover art by Lisa GoffConversions:2½lb = 1.2kg1¼lb = 575g