The Ghoul Club

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Jennie is on holiday this week, so we're pulling from a former-Patreon-exclusive episode from April 2023:The Ghoul Files, based in the fictional metaphysical world where the clubhouse and all of its various ghouls are real. This is our first case. We hope you enjoy it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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"They're heeeere!" And by 'they', we mean us. We're here. We're back where we belong.It's such a joy to be back in the clubhouse! And in the spirit of reviving our show, we're making this episode all about rising from the dead.We can come, and come, and come again… but that's something else entirely. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're leaving The Ghoul Club for our own protection. A certain A-List celebrity has hired a team of assassins to kill us, so we need to make ourselves scarce. That means we're leaving the clubhouse in the hands of the ghosts, monsters, and demons while we go and explore our juicy parts for a while.We've got a chilling story about infant abduction today, followed by a mysterious death with some uncanny ties to the supernatural.In sombre news: This is The Ghoul Club's last episode before we close the clubhouse's doors for a hiatus/sabbatical that could last for a long while. In the meantime, you're welcome to follow us on a new venture to talk all about The Juicy Parts!We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has anyone ever noticed that Arnold Schwarzenegger smells like schnitzel and ale? Well, we couldn't avoid it when he came knocking at The Ghoul Club's door this week. That being said… he might've been The Terminator. We can't be sure. We ran away and conceived a baby that is humanity's only hope for survival against the machine uprising instead.Today's episode begins with a story about a convent that could potentially have drawn the attention of the devil itself. We then move on to a true crime story about a piece of shit human being who was possibly just a nice guy who was just misunderstood? Nope… pretty sure he's just a piece of shit. We also discuss The Ghoul Club appearing on True Detective, Kyle's desperation to have a ghost kneel on his neck, and our changing opinions on the death sentence.We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shhh. We're in a quiet (and disgusting) place, trying to hold in our diarrhoea while monsters with super-hearing try and hunt us. Spoiler alert: We don't make it out alive.This week's stories are both tinged with something dark, demonic, and supernatural. We start with the life of Contessa Emanuel Adams, a woman who fell in love with a devil, became a stripper, and ultimately dedicated herself to fighting off demons. We also go back in time to the early 1910s in Seville, Spain, where a murder might have opened doors for something paranormal to step through.  We also talk dripping your naked body with wax, getting choked during sex, and… compensation… condensation… wait, that's it, constipation!We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're visiting Silent Hill 2gether this week (if you don't get that terrible pun, we're disowning you). Jennie might have been dead for years, but somehow she has returned. And it's a mystery we need to solv— actually, never mind. That guy with the pyramid head is actually kind of hot.In this week's stories, we're talking houses. The case of a house whose sinister energy and evil aura affected an entire neighbourhood, and a house that saw some horrific murders and bore witness to acts of evil.We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What happens when an exorcism turns into a sexorcism? Well, we think it's pretty simple. Things get steamy, sweaty, and a lost somewhere between science and superstition.Today's stories take us to some dark places. We begin with a family tragedy that isn't all it appears to be; and we end things with a story about arctic Alaska that goes well below freezing. We also discuss Kyle not knowing what films are suitable for children, why horror video games are scarier than horror movies, and teenage hormones.We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One of us is The Thing. And there's only one way to find out which one of us it us. But, if that fails, what do we do? Call it a day and go home? Or start scorching each other's privates?Today's episode starts with a story of spousal murder that isn't at all as simple as it seems, and ends with a story about stalking and dark obsession.We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Creepy crawlies, curly wurlies, and an insectoid vagina. We've got it all in our intro inspired by Resident Evil 7's Dulvey Haunted House and the romance of Jack and Marguerite Baker. (P.S. We are the actors in the intro, we've just altered our voices using AI for comedy purposes)Today's stories have got everything you could wish for: Murder, conspiracy, gouging, and lesbian incest. We begin with the violence of the Papin Sisters before moving on to the mystery of the Philadelphia Experiment. We also discuss the consistency of eyeballs, getting deep-sixed, and insulting aliens.We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A goat farm. An atheist farmer. A pious nun. Do these sound like the perfect elements for an arthouse horror film? Because that's what we're going for. And, honestly, we feel like we've hit the nail on the head with this one. But it's also the last Ghoul Club episode of 2023, so we've chosen some wild stories to close out the year! First, a grieving mother's mysterious death opens up questions of spirituality, thoughtform, and the dangers of isolation. In our second story, we're talking about the disappearance of an infant and the unbelievable events that unfold afterwards. We also discuss our highlights of the year, wishing we'd been kidnapped as infants, and when a hoax in the name of entertainment crosses a line.We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ring ring. It's Billy. Just here to wish you a Merry (Black) Christmas. Today's episode harkens back to our themed episodes as we both focus on the festive season. We start out with the legend of Frau Perchta, the Christmas Witch. Hot and horny? No. Cruel and sadistic? Yes. We then move on to the heartwarming story of a family on a winter wonderland vacation together. Not scary enough? Well, here's a gift for you: It also involves murder. We also discuss Jennie's inability to lie, wild women with one big foot, and how mental health issues do not make you a villain.We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Final report of the commercial starship Ghoul Club, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew - Kyle, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Jennie Bartle, last survivor of The Ghoul Club, signing off. Well, at least until we start this week's stories! The first is about the death of a Scottish girl who isn't prepared to leave her murder unsolved, and the second is about romantic obsession that isn't as sweet as it sounds. We also discuss getting punch-fucked, the immediate negative associations we get with priests, and the boundaries between romance and obsession.We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We were temporarily spat out by Ḧ̷́͜r̶̆͜á̸̙ţ̴̀h̶͊ͅa̸̡̕ľ̸͜a̷̤͝ (the cosmic eldritch horror who has been hurling us across the multiverse), but it looks like we'll be back on that journey soon. In the meantime, we've got some stories to regale you with. Starting with a failed carjacking that turns suspiciously murdery, and ending with a 1600s whodunnit that has more twists and turns than a pulse-pounding waterslide. We also discuss full bush, juicy tasty buttocks, and Kyle being a meanie.We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kyle's been in a car accident (not for real), but don't worry! Jennie has taken him in and she is devoted to restoring him to full health. If only she didn't hate his newest novel so much... Just what lengths will she go to in order to convince him to share the original manuscript? We've got a great pair of stories for you this week; one about the former house of a deceased serial killer, and another about murder at sea. We also discuss penis size, lesbian sex, and killing for boring reasons.We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.