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Author: Dearest Scooter

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WARNING! This podcast uses progressive boredom via silly stories to help adults fall asleep. Pointless meanders, lulling soothing tones and strange asides are used in combination with bedtime tales to distract your racing brain and let you drift off to dreamland.

If you are expecting something sane or sensible this might not be for you. It might just blow your mind.

Trouble Falling Asleep? Insomnia?

Looking for something soothing to quiet your racing mind?

If you have trouble falling asleep or need background noise this might be what you are looking for.

Plucked from Sleep With Me Podcast these stories are stripped of their introductions giving you 100% pure strange bedtime stories.

Bedtime is here. It is time to "Sleep to Strange"

Welcome, I'm Dearest Scooter, your new Borefriend.
On the "Sleep With me Podcast" an odd man tells strange tales that help dull and lull people to sleep. (that's me)

I've always wondered "What if I took off the intros and just posted the stories by themselves?"

Wouldn't that be strange?
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If you are sleeping on a grade or in a bed you should sleep through the forced politeness and adult acne in this episode. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron
As you sink into you pillow the nuns will offer long winded thoughts.  Explanations of Scooter's third or second class status will carry on like a soft senseless breeze that goes on and on while you rest. Rest well. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron
My metaphors will be listing like a ship. Then Nana will ask the questions I'm afraid to ask, like "Who do you think you are?" and "Why would you do this?" so settle in and get ready to drift off while I heap on the nonsense. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron
Your dreams will be plucked but still avoid the somatic string puller. Then the Nuns will get faux drunk while Scooter lays in wait for an asteroid thief. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  
Did you ever have to parent an egg or bag of flour for health class? Well our nuns get to do that on a galactic level, while Scoots hums on some. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  
We will rejoin the Nuns in space on a mission to get a planet to don’t fear the weavers. There will be plenty of talking a repetitive action while you sleep into sleep. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron
Dream of a ride on a gumdrop horse as I deal with a pesky table. Mild birthday surprises are in store for everyone as I fixate on my deposit.   Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  
Solid, liquid and plasma come together in the most sleepy of ways on tonight’s show. My lulls will be as soft as the touch of Lurleen the foot rubber, who is licensed and bonded. Tonight’s it is time for Scoot’s haircut which gets doubly awkward when a transcript crosses into another dimension and brings back Tesla on a lightning bug. All the action will be as dull as mall that sleeps. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron
Your thoughts and worries and a crew of nuns will be launched into deep space. Tonight, daydreams will be a place of problem-solving. Also Scooter will do a public self-soothing. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  
As you listen to the umami of podcasts, I’ll be tasting the sweet victory of awards based on overuse of trove. With diamonds on my butt I’ll dream of a “Three Neils Tour”. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron
As we deal with a pink moon, you will sleep soon. The nuns and I will have are handsful, but that nothing soda can't solve. Goodnight. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron
Punch without lines pours out like a novocaine flashback, numb and mumbly. We head to Trader Joe’s to kick a side dish party. When bake time arrives we build some expired gingerbread houses.   Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron
As your face softens into sleep, spheres and tubes face off in space. Can Scoots avoid the trouble and get back to earth? Or will he be stuck with the nuns forever? Questions that will resolve, by dissolve into a dream.
We get real about the pros and cons of my hobby of listening to knocks. Real rambles. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron and let me know by emailing me dearestscooter@gmail.com
Soda in Space? How about a tall glass of cool, sleepy, delusion? Stan will mix you up the perfect tonic to your sleep troubles, one part monologue, a dash of backstory, topped with a syrupy exposition. Goodnight. Thanks to all the listeners who give “value for value” by becoming patrons on Patreon @ http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron If you want to keep Sleep to Strange free support the show and email me dearestscooter@gmail.com
Sylvan Beach Stroll

Sylvan Beach Stroll

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Childhood nostalgia about a book will give way to unearthing the depths of Little Andy's trips to the lake.   Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron and then email me at dearestscooter@gmail.com
Scoots will deal with time and clocks as a salve for delusion. Be under no illusions, you don't need to listen unless you want to. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron  
My plans for a mobile dating platform will get beta tested with a relaunch of pumpkin art. Sleep soundly there's nothing of sense here. (starts around 8:25) Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron
Scoots' in Space. Right where he belongs. As you head sinks into your pillow a penpal will be made and a partner purchased. It will be senseless so sleep sweetly. Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron and then email me dearestscooter@gmail.com so I can add you to the list!
When Scoots "feels nothing" it means it is time for you to sleep. Tonight Dan Harmon's story structure will be poorly paraphrased and applied to a Song from a "Chorus Line". We will be going around in circles while projecting my thoughts onto yet another Broadway character, this time by co-opting Dan Harmon's writing on story structure. SWEARING in this episode!!! Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron
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Comments (18)

Shannon Keppel

This one was greatness.

Jan 23rd
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Shannon Keppel

Very oddly satisfying.

Jan 21st
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AtticusFinch666

he seems like he's always delirious or a really life Rick from Rick and Morty and I love it. great podcast to sleep .

Dec 5th
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Connie Smith

What an oddly pleasant way to drift off to sleep.

Oct 26th
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flea

I became so distressed, at the thought of Rover suffocating in space, I haven't slept since.

Aug 6th
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lisa38108

I thought you said Rische.

Feb 24th
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ATLfalcons RiseUp

thank you very much for your help you are very kind for making such a podcast to help those like us that can't sleep on our own

Jan 2nd
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Dan Atwell

wow.. finally ... these stories are perfect for insomniacs like myself... better than hypnosis. First few minutes of listening I thought that it would get on my nerves but instead has put me to sleep in minutes. thank you so much for creating these nonsensical stories 😴

Dec 7th
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Jack Berry

I is very funny but it helps me go to sleep every night

Apr 29th
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David Parsons

Dear Penpal, episode 7 of Nuns In Space kind of feels like the entire series so far has been working towards setting up the "not someone to be trifled with" line. This series is amazing and I'm determined to listen the whole way through to the end of this series, (20 minutes at a time before falling asleep)! Cheers Scooter and Stan!

Apr 3rd
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joe deez kloom

kloom

Mar 4th
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Max Kovalchik

I love you, sleep with strange. Thanks for the silly lullabys

Feb 27th
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Lola LaLone

just discovered this and listened to the Dan Harmon foraging for brain mushrooms and I'm laughing too hard to sleep😂😂 you're killing me!👍👍💝

Sep 2nd
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