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Hello, Smileton

Author: Jason, Miss Elizabeth

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Fun-loving brothers shoot their lobster costume-wearing cousin from a catapult, but responding officers are late on the scene because tranq gun-packing monkeys are ransacking the food court. It's just Tuesday in Smileton, the funnest town you won't find on any map. 

Listen to HELLO, SMILETON and fill your senses with comedy and original music. Our town is fun, silly and frequently surreal and this podcast is the best way to experience it, apart from actually living here. Get the latest news, hear from the citizenry, and be enthralled with stories from Smileton guaranteed to make you laugh or at least guffaw. It's a once-a-week turbo charge of food for your soul. Hear for yourself what you've been missing - a pretty freakin' good show, is what. Join us in Smileton today!

To learn more about Hello, Smileton, visit our website at hellosmileton.com [http://hellosmileton.com/]. If you’d like to support the show, go to hellosmileton.locals.com [http://hellosmileton.locals.com/], or patreon.com/hellosmileton [http://patreon.com/hellosmileton]. Show your love by purchasing some of our merch!

Hello, Smileton is performed by Jason and Elizabeth Medwid, and produced by Jason Medwid at Sounds Fine Studios. All rights reserved.
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I gotta tell ya. Podcasting don't go down smoother than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason and they caper in front of microphone and live studio audience to deliver the very best in comedy and original music, straight from Smileton. In a stunning edition of LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Jason's rock-lovin' buddy gives us the good word of rock in thunderous tones. Grab on to a pillar and let those foundations shake! In SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE, the citizens of Smileton sell their used stuff and the rest of us stand agog. And in an all-new MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, our intrepid co-host presents summaries of some of the other podcasts she produces. Guaranteed your head will spin. It's just that baffling. Two songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE show why bands in Smileton take a backseat to no band when it comes to delivering their messages in 4 minutes or less thereabouts. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 3:01 Lance Brock's Rock Talk 16:37 SONG – The Universe Is Nude 21:10 Small Town, Big Marketplace 28:43 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up 37:55 SONG – Magic Mile
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are taking the week off and will return with another all-new episode of HELLO, SMILETON next week!
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2024-04-0940:06

Yup, the results are back and the vim and vigor of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON are off the freakin' charts. Miss Elizabeth and Jason are positively busting to deliver another batch of piping hot comedy and original music  goodies. From hearing about how to plan your social calendar by hitting all the Smileton hotspots in AROUND TOWN to hearing about a proud Smileton small business who is kind enough to sponsor this show and, believe me, that 50 bucks goes a long way here, you're gonna be immersed in the wondrous hilarity of life in Smileton. And, what if I told you, you were gonna be able to turn your life in a wonderful new direction? Success is headed your way this month and it's all because of the ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE. Listen to the truth nugges burbling up from Jason's Inner Mind and be astounded at their accuracy and veracity! Your life changes NOW. Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's hardest rocking middling band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've got fully featured entertainment, equipped for the 21st century. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 3:25 Around Town 12:55 Paid Advertisement – Lovercraft Hovercraft Piloting Schools of Smileton 18:02 SONG – Dirt Bike 20:55 Accuscope Horoscope 35:41 SONG – Boogie Blizzard
Holy smokes! Talk about podcastin'! This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON will be on the lips of all your acquaintances so you'd better tune on in pronto lest you be left behind! Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring their astounding brand of comedy and original music to podcasting and the whole medium is thus ennobled. In today's show, a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK has Smileton's rock'n'roll sage sharing his wisdom in his inimitable way and it behooves us royal to heed his words. A vintage doubleshot of a PAID ADVERTISEMENT and a SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD gives us that left-right UPPERCUT and DOWN GOES THE PODCAST LISTENER! TOO ENTERTAINED, I GUESS! Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE round out the fun and you really should be just listening right now instead of reading this silly stuff. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 3:30 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from April 11, 2022) 17:41 SONG – Too Legit To Quit 21:32 Paid Advertisement (Lovercraft) / Smileton Community Message Board (from January 23, 2023) SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes
Get ready to have the needle on your Entertain-o-meter pinned with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Comedy and music delightedment courtesy of our plucky hosts Miss Elizabeth and Jason. They're broadcasting from Smileton and this little town is punching well above its weight when it comes to knocking you out with funtime content. In the latest SUNSHINE REPORT, Miss Elizabeth shares anecdotes about the amazing things happening in our town. Jason's in no mood to hear it. Probably because he's too worried about the injured street hockey players reported on in the latest SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT. Our trusty hosts then keep each other honest and grill each other about the status of their rashly committed-to resolutions in a brand-new NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Catchy songs from the heart of Smileton are also gonna slither into our hear holes, courtesy of THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Wow – this sounds like a show you gotta hear! HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 2:02 The Sunshine Report 14:05 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose 17:35 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report 24:35 New Year's Resolution Update 34:05 SONG – New Planetoid
True delightedment awaits so plug your ears straight into this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Miss Ellizabeth and Jason are back at it with another all new episode of joy and wonder. Whether it's comedy capering or musical entertainments of the catchy variety, this show has got you covered. Jason tells us a tale of how he and his buddies tried to fix a roof in a guitar store and only ended up experiencing a whirlwind of humiliation. Listen now to hear the shocking details! A brand new segment debuts on this very episode: Smileton citizens sell their junk and the whole world's gotta hear about it on SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE. And the Mailbag is opened to questions and comments from listeners and the crank missives, off-putting communiques, and bizarre utterances definitely up this show's fun factor. Throw in two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and that's exactly the show you've been looking for. You're welcome. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 2:05 Smileton Story – Fixing Musique By Lance 17:34 SONG – In The Year 2525 21:09 NEW SEGMENT - Small Town, Big Marketplace 28:50 Mailbag 34:46 SONG – Rumpus Room
A podcast episode so good, it'll ruin all other podcasts for you. What is being referred to can only be this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Miss Elizabeth and Jason are proudly broadcasting from Smileton – podcasting capital of the world. What better place to beam their off-kilter comedy and musical entertainments out to the entertainment-starved world? Whether you need a guide to the Smileton night live in a classic AROUND TOWN, or the most entertaining, wacked-out news cast ever in a vintage SMILETON NEWS, this episode will deliver exactly what you need with extreme gusto. Add a couple of tracks by Smileton's own pop kingpins THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say asking for any more from a podcast episode would be outrageous. HELLO, SMLETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 2:52 Around Town / Paid Advertisement (Park Place Spittoons) (from June 26, 2023) 25:51 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk 29:02 Smileton News (from September 18, 2023) 46:18 SONG – Theme From The Smile Syndicate
A world of entertainment is about to slide on in nice'n'easy into those earholes and who on earth would say "no, thanks" to such a thing? Not you, that's for sure! And it's a good thing, too, 'cause here comes the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Miss Elizabeth and Jason, your trusty podcasting companions, are broadcasting from the heart of Smileton and you've never experienced such an intense concoction of comedy and musical entertainments as is on display presently. Whether you crave some classic SMILETON NEWS in which Miss Elizabeth brings her off-kilter, but hard-hitting, nevertheless, news cast or a wacked out message from Jason's life coach Jerry The Life Coach, this episode has what you need. Plus our hosts quiz each other on their on-going New Year's resolutions which always causes fireworks, so how can you lose? Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE add to the fun which is pretty much maxed out anyway but we found a way to raise it even higher so there you go. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 2:23 Smileton News (from January 3, 2022) 19:49 SONG – Rogue and Rascal 22:12 Pneumatic Tube / New Year's Resolution Update (from May 1, 2023) 40:14 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco
Whitewater rafting with your raft on fire while being chased by bandits is a positive snorefest when compared to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Miss Elizabeth and Jason blaze their path towards new frontiers of comedy and original music entertainment and it's all coming from their hometown of Smileton, the Podcasting Capital of the World. In today's episode, Jason's yoga master gives us his over-the-top intense update with words of wisdom for us all in A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL. A SMILETON NEWS BULLETIN will interrupt our programming day with a startling update while the Injury Report from the Smileton street hockey scene with ensure we're placing our bets wisely. To top it all off, our eager hosts keep each other honest with the NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Who's on course and who is faltering? LISTEN to LEARN. Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will get our toes a-tappin' and set some other body parts in motion, too. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 1:41 A Yoga Moment with Angel 13:15 Smileton News Bulletin 15:51 SONG – The Streakening 18:47 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report 25:09 New Year's Resolution Update 33:43 SONG – Oh, Bermuda!
You're gonna love what's about to go in your ears. I'm, of course, talking about this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason as they broadcast from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. Comedy and original music are what's on the menu and it's a good thing 'cause yum. Guiding your choices this week just got much easier. From picking out the best events in Smileton's bustling social calendar in AROUND TOWN to the eerily accurate horoscope that has experts confounded (the ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE), you'll find plenty of help when it comes to making choices. Of course, if things go off the rails, you're on your own. Add to that a paid advertisement from one of Smileton's small businesses and a couple of cracking songs from THE SMILE SYNDICATE, and you'll find you have quite the podcast episode sittin' in front of ya. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 3:34 Around Town 13:09 Paid Advertisement – Big Dish Satellite Dishes 18:03 SONG – New Year's Skeeve 21:20 Accuscope Horoscope 39:06 SONG – Zip It
Imagine combining the very best episode of The Love Boat with the most thrilling Super Bowl ever. Pretty entertaining, huh? No! That would be a mess! Listen to something better like this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring a satchelful of Funtime with their comedy capering and original music outpourings. Trying to resist the enjoyments on display is a fool's errand. In a vintage SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER, Miss Elizabeth gives us the goods from the mean streets of Smileton. The Thin Blue Line is keeping the peace and Miss Elizabeth is watching the watchers, so..... things are pretty good, I guess! In a classic SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, the good people of our dear town have their say and, no matter how baffling, off-kilter or off-putting their utterances are.... kinda lost my train of thought there. Songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring that sweet sweet music goodness and wow, talk about a podcast episode! HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 5:03 Smileton Police Blotter (from May 25, 2020) 15:35 SONG - Lovestorm 17:46 Smileton Community Message Board (April 12, 2021) 32:27 SONG – Werenerd
Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON for the first five minutes and see if you don't find your soul ablaze with joy. Boastful? Hardly. Miss Elizabeth and Jason bring you a frothy mixture of comedy and original music straight from the heart of Smileton, the littlest town that became a podcasting juggernaut. In LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Jason delivers the message of rock from Smileton's greatest living practitioner of the form. Thunderbolts of wisdom and rock will fly down upon us from Rock Mount Olympus and I'm sure you'll join me welcoming the blasts. Miss Elizabeth does far too many podcasts week in and week out and she's gonna tell us all about a few of them in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. If you thought Hello, Smileton was off-kilter, wait until you hear about these shows! Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will put a grin on your mug and hop in your step. And that's gotta be a good thing. HELLO, SMILETON – If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 1:07 Lance Brock's Rock Talk 16:15 SONG – Banana Bus 18:45 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up 35:19 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School
Holy smokes! Talk about entertainment! The latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON is DYNAMITE! Miss Elizabeth and Jason are broadcasting from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. And their blend of comedy and original music capering is sure to give you that turbo-powered surge of joy you need to power you through the upcoming week. In the brand new DEATH METAL UPDATE, Miss Elizabeth presents the news from the screwball world of death metal, Jason's protests notwithstanding. A SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT will give you the full rundown of the injuries plaguing some of Smileton's best street hockey players. Place your bets accordingly! And the latest SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD will vex, trouble and baffle even the most stoic observer. We certainly have a motley assortment of characters in this town and they're not shy about letting their freak flags fly. Two tracks by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will make you happy there's such a thing as music. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 1:53 Death Metal Update 14:13 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report 21:10 SONG – Dirt Bike 23:55 Smileton Community Message Board 36:52 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?
Blasts from the past are upon you in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are present and accounted for and are focused on delivering comedy and original music fun in a particularly robust manner. The vast archives of this show (and it's prevision incarnation The Smile Syndicate Music Hour) contain riches and two classic segments are revisited with enthusiasm. A classic DEATH METAL UPDATE presents the latest news and views from the off-kilter world of Death Metal and voicemails from Smileton's leading Death Metal visionary Jorg Flurnstadt punctuate that frothy mix. The very first SMILETON NEWS ever broadcast is presented once again and features a particularly thrilling traffic report from Smileton's own Scott Skyman. Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring home the fact that for power-packed entertainment, you'll search in vain forever for a better source than this show. HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses. Show Timestamps: 3:00 Death Metal Update (with Jorg Voicemails) (from October 31, 2019) 23:37 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover 27:35 Smileton News (from July 29, 2019) 47:56 SONG - Goldfinger
The vexatious puzzle that has been plaguing this show for months has finally been solved. Listen for yourself to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and hear for yourself how we have increased the Entertainment Density of this show a thousandfold. Miss Elizabeth and Jason are broadcasting from Smileton and the near-Absolute Zero temperatures outside have not cooled down their comedy and musical capering down one single bit. The Smileton of the past is explored as we dust off the pages of history to explore THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY. We also get you where you need to be by providing the latest SMILETON TRAFFIC REPORT. A PAID ADVERTISEMENT not only pays the bills but also points you at the Smileton small business you need to check out for quality goods and/or services and in the thrilling finale, our hosts keep each other honest about their resolutions in the first NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE of 2024. Add a couple of songs by the Smileton band THE SMILE SYNDICATE to an already jam-packed show and the result will continue to dazzle you long after you've finished listening. HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses. Show Timestamps: 2:39 This Week In Smileton History 9:40 Smileton Traffic Report 16:19 SONG – Rasputin 20:52 Paid Advertisement – Garbage Catapult Emporium 28:01 New Year's Resolution Update 39:43 SONG - (Maniac) From (Beyond Time)
A supernova of unimaginable entertainment awaits in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from the podcasting capital of the world and their dear town of Smileton is a veritable hot house of joy creation. The depths of Jason's Inner Mind are plumbed and the sticky globules of truth are brought to the surface in the latest uncanny guide to your future: ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE. Listen, if you've the courage. Miss Elizabeth brings us a hard-hitting newscast and what you'll learn about our town from it would fill three or four fairly large volumes, single-spaced. The SMILETON NEWS is gonna tell you what's what. Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE are the final ingredient that makes this entertainment cocktail so freakin' refreshing. Drink up! HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses. Show Timestamps: 3:15 Accuscope Horoscope 25:40 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin' 29:24 Smileton News 43:28 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise
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2024-01-0147:32

A new year gets off to an EXPLOSIVE start with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON! Jason and Miss Elizabeth are showing up as early as possible this year and are fully prepared to deliver the very best in comedy and original music entertainment, straight from Smileton. A classic NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE will see our hosts checking in with each other about their latest batch of resolutions and vigorously keep each other honest while a vintage SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD will have us getting messages straight from the good people of our town, whether we want to hear them or not. HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses. Show Timestamps: 3:31 New Year's Resolution Update (from January 3, 2022) 21:55 SONG – I Won't Waffle 26:15 Smileton Community Message Board (from November 23, 2020) 42:53 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox
How does a Christmas Blizzard of Fun sound? I thought so. This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is gonna deliver the best Christmas present ever and aren't you lucky to be on the receiving end? Jason and Miss Elizabeth take a break from their holiday making to deliver this Yuletide message of comedy and musical entertainment, straight from Smileton. Gifts are evaluated and rated during a rigorous JASON'S GIFT REVIEW while a classic edition of the SMILETON NEWS keeps us informed of the goings-on from a Christmas past. Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will get you up and dancing and what better way to end the year? HELLO, SMILETON. You Won't Believe A Single One Of Your Senses. Show Timestamps: 2:21 Jason's Gift Review 13:13 SONG – Rumpus Room 16:34 Smileton News (from December 14, 2020) 31:52 SONG – Let's Sing Jingle Bells
The podcast you can't get enough of has dropped a huge present in your lap, just in time for the holiday season! This, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, contains comedy and musical outpourings so entertaining, you'll be positively gobsmacked by the experience of listening. In a classic edition of MAILBAG, hear Jason befuddled and conundrumized as questions sent in to the show spins his mind like a top, much to Miss Elizabeth's delightedment. In a vintage LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, we'll hear Smileton's living prophet of rock deliver the good word and oh, but don't it feel good. A couple of songs by Smileton's own 6th or 7th favorite band, THE SMILE SYNDICATE, make this show just the ticket to fuel your holiday cheer. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 1:57 Mailbag (from February 7, 2022) 22:01 SONG – Ice Fishin' Cutie 25:30 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from June 6, 2022) 42:34 SONG – Rogue and Rascal
Podcasting entertainment as pure and crisp as a lungful of mountain air? That's what you want? Well, good, because that's what's on offer in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Miss Elizabeth and Jason are more than happy to be able to provide the very best in comedy and original music straight from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world. In an intriguing edition of DEATH METAL UPDATE, Miss Elizabeth gives us the latest from that bizarre world that mixes fascination and consternation in equal measure. Smileton's small businesses step up and support the show and earn their way straight into a PAID ADVERTISEMENT. And our intrepid hosts keep each other honest as they do a year-end round up of how their rashly-made resolutions ended up going in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. This, plus music from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE, will be sufficient fuel to power you through the week like a rocketship fueled with joy. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 2:17 Death Metal Update 17:09 SONG – Boogie Blizzard 21:12 Paid Advertisement – The Joyful Catapult 27:22 New Year's Resolution Update 37:18 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo
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