Hello, Smileton

If I told you listening to one podcast episode would change your life forever, would you believe me? While you mull over your answer, why not listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you comedy and original music straight from Smileton – the podcasting capital of the world. In this Very Special Episode, Jason lifts the lid off the hot house of artistic creation as he reveals the latest plans of his buddy Lance and the band he leads: LANCE BROCK'S GOIN' SNAKE.We'll also hear about what's happening in the hippest hotspots in Smileton in AROUND TOWN and our hosts will keep each other honest with the latest edition of NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Add a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a Smileton small business, and a couple of tracks from Smileton's hardest working band The Smile Syndicate, and you've got the makings for the best podcast episode you've heard all week!HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:1:51 Smileton Story – Lance Brock's School of Rock15:23 Around Town22:53 SONG – Dirt Bike25:34 Paid Advertisement – The Ruby Room30:40 New Year's Resolution Update37:38 SONG – Zip It

This is the podcast episode you'll tell the grandkids about. Future grandkids, not the ones you may or may not have now. Such will be the impact on your memory and soul of this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you comedy and original music from their hometown of Smileton and such delightedment you've rarely experienced.Whether we're hearing the grand finale to Jason's ongoing story of being on the world-famous competitive eating reality show HELL'S STOMACH or an edition of Miss Elizabeth's tales of small-scale wonderment out on the streets of our town, we're all gonna be entertained to the utmost.Throw in a couple songs from The Smile Syndicate, the hardest-working band in Smileton, and you've got the ingredients for the most delicious podcast episode ever.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:9:37 The Sunshine Report (from March 21, 2022)23:32 SONG – Snow Fort27:11 Death Metal Minute / Smileton Story – Hell's Stomach, Part Four (from April 25, 2022)53:08 SONG – Rumpus Room

Ever hear a podcast so fun it'd make you turn your back on bouncy castles forever? Well, you're about to! Listen now to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting live to tape from Smileton, Alberta and their heady mixture of comedy and original music goodness is sure to be the pep tonic your soul has been so desperately thirsting for.Smileton's reigning rock prophet of rock, Lance Brock, gives us his latest update in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK and this blast of rock wisdom is just what the rock doctor ordered.The latest installment of Jason's thrilling adventure on the top-rated competitive eating reality show HELL'S STOMACH will have us shaking our heads in wonder at this stirring profile in courage. Miss Elizabeth's gentle skepticism vs. Jason's heedless joie de vivre – who wins? YOU DO.Songs by Smileton's funnest band THE SMILE SYNDICATE complete the menu for this entertainment feast. DIG IN.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps7:59 Lance Brock's Rock Talk27:01 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose30:33 Smileton Story – Hell's Stomach, Part Three (from April 18, 2022)48:00 SONG – Rasputin

I hope your face is warmed up because you're gonna be grinnin' and laughin' all the way through this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you comedy and original music fun straight from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.In a classic edition of the MAILBAG, Miss Elizabeth peppers Jason with questions hurled in from Smileton citizens and he dances and prances and does his able best to answer these odd, off-putting and occasionally baffling questions.And in the second part of Jason's HELL'S STOMACH tale, our mighty eater gives us an update about his experience on the world's top competitive eating reality show. TL;DR: it's HILARIOUS.Add some original music by Smileton's fifth-favorite band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've set yourself up for quite the entertaining podcast experience.Hurry! LISTEN!HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:4:11 Mailbag (from June 27, 2022)17:29 SONG - (Maniac) From (Beyond Time)21:46 Smileton Story – Hell's Stomach, Part Two (from April 11, 2022)39:12 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk

The stars and the planetoids have aligned and from this cosmic convergence comes an explosive galactic event of pretty big impact: this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton – the podcasting capital of the world and are extra plucky these days as they present the very finest in comedy and original music.We revisit a classic story from last year when Jason went on the popular reality show HELL'S STOMACH. Hear the beginning of a tale we'll be hearing again over the next few episodes.A vintage SMLETON NEWS fills our bellies with fun and why not? That's what it's there for.All this and original music from Smileton's hottest band The Smile Syndicate means that you're gonna enjoy the frickin' bejeezus out of this one.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:7:28 Smileton Story - Hell's Stomach, Part One (from April 4, 2022)23:11 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?27:15 Smileton News (from April 25, 2022)41:51 SONG - Werenerd

A hurtling meteor? A strange craft from unknown planetoids? What is that streaking across the sky? Ahh, it's just the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are ready to embark with you on a podcast-listening experience like no other. Comedy and original music so intensely thrilling, you'll be white-knuckling it with joy through the whole frickin' thing.Yoga wisdom is yours, if have the ears and the intestinal fortitude to absorb the punishing messages. Jason's yoga instructor is intense, brutal, and utterly without mercy. So yeah, he knows a thing or two about yoga. Hear the latest from him in A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL.The wild and wacky world of death metal is laid bare by Miss Elizabeth as she gives us the latest updates from this sinister underworld in the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE.But we're not done yet! Jason answers questions from Smileton kids and Miss Elizabeth hawks her off-kilter podcasting course, AND there's original music from Smileton's hardest-rockin' band THE SMILE SYNDICATE? That's a little too much fun for one sitting.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:3:51 A Yoga Moment with Angel17:16 Paid Advertisement – Miss Elizabeth's Mobile How To Podcast Course23:08 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco27:10 Rappin' With The Kids33:14 Death Metal Update45:18 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo

Twin dynamos of kinetic comedy and original music fury combine in one dizzying maelstrom to produce this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your fun-lovin' hosts and they're bringing the very best from their dear town of Smileton to the podcasting airwaves.In a vintage JASON'S LIFE HACKS, hear the harrowing tale of Jason's journey into the world of tattoos and tattooing. It makes Heart Of Darkness sound like a fairy tale babbled by a teddy bear.And there's also a classic SMILETON NEWS on offer in which Miss Elizabeth highlights key news of the day for Smileton and beyond. Hilarious and informative!Don't forget about the songs by Smileton's hardest working band THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Two catchy ditties are here to get your face a-smilin' and your toes a-tappin'.Your new favorite podcast just upped its frickin' game.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:6:14 Jason's Life Hacks (Tattoos) (from September 27, 2021)28:57 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox32:14 Smileton News (from October 25, 2021)49:11 SONG – New Year's Skeeve

Ever since HELLO, SMILETION became your favorite podcast, you've been shunning all other shows. Commendable loyalty to be sure, but you can't listen to us all the time, so try out another show here and there, if only for contrast.Jason and Miss Elizabeth do what it takes to make sure that heady blend of comedy and original music, cooked up specially for you in the entertainment labs of Smileton, hit you square in the fun zone.Jason gives us an update about his vengeance plans concerning local radio shock jock Rick "The Stick" Jeffries while Miss Elizabeth gives us a rundown of just some of the 91 other podcasts she produces on a weekly basis in the latest baffling edition of MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP.It's prizes, cash, and still more prizes when some lucky winner takes home the loot in SMILETON BIG TIME GIVEAWAY and local resident Sunshine Jane issues a warning about using body paint purchased from her shop.All that plus two songs by the funnest band in Smileton, The Smile Syndicate?! Pal, you've got yourself a show there.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:2:57 Smileton Story: Jason's Prank Revenge14:35 Smileton Big Time Giveaway20:03 SONG – Rogue And Rascal22:17 Pneumatic Tube – Body Paint Warning27:51 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up40:13 SONG – In The Year 2525

Set your senses ABLAZE with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.Jason and Miss Elizabeth have a heaping supply of comedy and original music cooked up in their hometown of Smileton that they want to shovel your way so open up your earholes and say AHHHHH.Let our plucky hosts open up the history book and take you back to important events that happened THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY.Jason and his Smileton Betterment Society fight the good fight and take on one of the many ills besetting our town in the latest PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. This time, community theatre is object of Jason's ire.The good people of Smileton have their baffling say as we hear from them in the latest SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.Hope you're ready to laugh and smile and dance and laugh again. Sound exhausting? Well, we have to make this show in the first place which is way harder so stop complaining.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:7:08 This Week in Smileton History15:13 Public Service Announcement23:28 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover27:20 Paid Advertisement – Lovercraft32:14 Smileton Community Message Board44:00 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School

Cast your ears on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and learn what pure, smooth podcasting that goes down easy tastes like.Jason and Miss Elizabeth report for duty and ably deliver that Smileton brand of comedy and original music with plucky gumption that will beguile your senses.Whether we're listening to Miss Elizabeth give us the latest hilarious update on the wild and wacky world of death metal in a classic DEATH METAL UPDATE or Jason doing his best to correct his town's questionable behaviour, you'll find plenty to enjoy here. As an added bonus, we'll hear from the citizens of Smileton directly in a vintage, unpredictable and often baffling SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD.Add a couple of catchy tunes by Smileton's hardest working band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you've got the fixins for the most delicious podcast you've ever had. Get listening!HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:3:40 Death Metal Update (from January 10, 2022)28:38 SONG – Granny's Gone A-Skinny Dippin'32:44 Public Service Announcement (Flip Flops) / Smileton Community Message Board (from September 26, 2022)51:11 SONG – Goldfinger

Entertainment has rarely been distilled so purely. Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and learn that the greatest podcast ever has just stepped up its game.Jason and Miss Elizabeth report for duty and deliver the very best in comedy and original music straight from the town of Smileton.Rock music's greatest living prophet and Smileton resident Lance Brock gives us the good news of rock in the latest LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, your plucky hosts highlight some of the goings-on around town in the accurately named AROUND TOWN, and Miss Elizabeth delivers a Smileton newscast so compelling, your local news people are hanging their heads in shame. It's the SMILETON NEWS and you need to hear it if you want to run around calling yourself informed.This, plus two catchy numbers from one of Smileton's top bands The Smile Syndicate? Too juch of a good thing? NO SUCH THING.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:3:53 Lance Brock's Rock Talk21:09 SONG – Banana Bus23:31 Around Town31:30 Smileton News45:44 SONG – Rasputin

Isn't it weird how the best year ever just kicked off with the best podcast episode ever? Listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and learn that this was no accident.Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your trusty guides through this labyrinth of comedy and original music, coming to you from the wondrous town of Smileton.In today's episode, we'll get the latest from the mean streets of Smileton as Miss Elizabeth listens to the police scanner and brings us the greatest hits from the SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER.Our hosts keep each other honest in this year's first edition of the NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Find out who triumphs over adversity and who thinks this really isn't such a big deal.Add some songs by Smileton's hottest band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and other surprises and you'll find spending time in Smileton is the best way to launch into your new year.HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.Show Timestamps:5:57 Smileton Police Blotter15:50 Paid Advertisement – Park Place Spittoons22:27 SONG – Dirt Bike25:47 Pneumatic Tube – Another Plea From Jerry31:47 New Year's Resolution Update43:48 SONG – Rumpus Room

Can this single podcast episode make today even MORE exciting than Christmas? Podcast pundits say YES. Jason and Miss Elizabeth proudly present the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and they've got the very best in comedy and music cooked up just the way you like it. Whether you hanker to hear about Miss Elizabeth's improbably life-affirming experiences around our fair town in a vintage SUNSHINE REPORT or you want to hear Jason tell the thrilling story of trying to shoot a music video with Smileton rock god Lance Brock's band, then drop what you're doing and listen now. Add two songs by Smileton's hardest working band The Smile Syndicate and what do you get? Entertainment deliciousness. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 6:06 The Sunshine Report (from the January 31, 2022 episode of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour) 21:55 SONG – Boogie Blizzard 26:01 Smileton Story – Lance Brock Music Video (from the March 14, 2022-03-14 episode of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour) 49:32 SONG – She Said Hi When I Said Bye

Once you hear this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, get yourself to the doctor and tell 'em you got something stuck in your brain – it's a huge chunk of comedy and music FUN and it's pushing everything else out of there! The doctor will smile and say "I listen to that podcast, too. I got the same problem." And you go, "physician, heal thyself!" And ol' Doc Sawbones goes "wouldn't even if I could. I love that show." Jason and Miss Elizabeth are delivering some early Christmas presents – classic segments from their previous podcast "The Smile Syndicate Music Hour."  We'll hear a particularly stirring edition of LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK in which Smileton's resident rock guru gives us the rock truth with no bull which might be strong medicine for some, but too bad.  And that's followed up by a rousing edition of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD in which our neighbours here in Smileton flood us with messages that baffle, confuse and flummox even the most steely-minded. It's more fun than it sounds. Add to that two songs by Smileton's hardest working band THE SMILE SYNDICATE and you have the fixings for something tastier than some dumb salad recipe. HELLO, SMILETON – If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 5:02 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from the September 21, 2021 episode of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour) 24:58 SONG – Ice Fishin' Cutie 28:13 Smileton Community Message Board(from the January 31, 2022 episode of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour) 49:41 SONG – New Planetoid

If you haven't been left reeling after listening to a podcast episode lately, then I humbly ask that you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON! You'll be knocked sideways by the sheer explosive force of the entertainment contained herein and the joy quivers you'll be left with will continue to resonate for days. Jason and Miss Elizabeth dig into the Funtime grab bag and pull out comedy and music confections straight from the heart of the town of Smileton. Miss Elizabeth shares some magical, improbable experiences she's had in Smileton lately with Jason casting a vexed, skeptical eye over the whole thing with THE SUNSHINE REPORT. Soon after, he fields questions from Smileton youth in RAPPIN' WITH THE KIDS. Wisdom or reckless advice – YOU DECIDE. Smileton community pillar Jorg Johannes Flurnstadt contributes the latest DEATH METAL MINUTE in which he offers holiday-spirited suggestions for decorating your home to express your death metal holiday cheer. And wrapping it up is Miss Elizabeth as she brings us the latest scoops from the streets of Smileton in SMILETON NEWS. This, plus a couple of songs from one of Smileton's favorite bands The Smile Syndicate?! YUP. Listen now and fill your joy tanks. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 3:53 The Sunshine Report 15:12 Rappin' With The Kids 22:29 SONG – Snow Fort 26:21 Death Metal Minute 29:54 Smileton News 43:06 SONG – The Universe Is Nude

Get ready to swear off all other podcasts when you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you a veritable comedy and music feast and it's all cooked up with love from the podcasting capital of the world, Smileton. Whether you want to hear the latest from that fractured world of Death Metal in DEATH METAL UPDATE or hear our intrepid co-hosts improbable progress on their outlandish resolutions in NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE, this show has you covered like the coziest blanket ever. Add to that a paid advertisement from one of Smileton's eccentric small businesses and a plea for money from Smileton's premiere life coach, then I'd say you'd pretty much described the best podcast episode ever.  And did you say there was catchy original music by Smileton's own band The Smile Syndicate as well? I didn't, but thanks for reminding me. Listen now to the show podcast pundits have called "amazening" and "preposterously edutaining". Not the most elegant compliments, but we'll take them. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 5:51 Death Metal Update 18:21 Paid Advertisement – Ladies Love Jake Waits Supplement Store 25:21 SONG – New Year's Skeeve 28:31 Pneumatic Tube – Plea From Jerry The Life Coach 33:36 New Year's Resolution Update 43:03 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco

Every minute of attention given to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, yields 27 minutes of what podcast pundits have termed "brain-bending bliss". Sounds like a good deal to me! Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you the latest from their dear town of Smileton. Colorful characters, improbable situations, catchy music – what else are you looking for? Today, we'll hear the latest from Smileton rock god Lance Brock in a new LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK who rightly declares that the time to rock is NOW. A Paid Advertisement from a proud Smiletonian who generously offers us tips to snag ladies and Miss Elizabeth catching us up on what's been going on on some of her other podcasts in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP rounds out the fun. That, and other surprises, that is! Listen to the podcast the selfsame podcast pundits mentioned earlier have called "amusing to the nth degree". HELLO, SMILETON! If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 4:19 Lance Brock's Rock Talk 21:06 Pneumatic Tube 25:13 SONG – Dinosaur God 31:05 Paid Advertisement – How To Be A Ladies Man 37:19 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up 49:44 SONG – Let's Sing Jingle Bells

All aboard the joybus as we hit the highway in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON! Jason and Miss Elizabeth are ready to hit ya with comedy and music confections so tasty, you'll clean out your cupboards and rely solely on this show for your ongoing sustenance. Miss Elizabeth regales us with an update about Bird, a well-known parrot in Smileton (and Jason's sworn enemy) and our happy podcasting pair gives us the latest rundown of Smileton hotspots in AROUND TOWN. Add to that Jason's clarion call to action in the latest PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (wherein he firmly comes out against dinner theatre) and the latest batch of messages from our neighbours in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, plus a couple of catchy songs by the Smile Syndicate and you've got the fixings for a pretty dynamite episode! Podcasting never tasted so good. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 3:54 Smileton Story: Bird's Photoshoot 13:08 Around Town 21:53 SONG – Zip It 25:09 Public Service Announcement – Dinner Theatre 32:31 Smileton Community Message Board 43:22 SONG – Turns Out It Was A Hoax

A freight train of fun is headed for your earholes with this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting from Smileton and bring you that heady mixture of comedy and music you've been craving. Whether Jason is telling us about taking his buddy Lance to Fast Burger or complaining loudly about reading a PAID ADVERTISEMENT from one of his (many) Smileton nemeses, or Miss Elizabeth is pluckily reading from the pages in Smileton's past in THIS WEEK IN SMILETON HISTORY or giving us the lowdown and the info we need in SMILETON NEWS, a dangerously extreme level of fun is guaranteed. Throw in a couple of songs by The Smile Syndicate and you've got all your basic entertainment food groups covered. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 4:08 Smileton Story – Encounter at Fast Burger 15:58 This Week In Smileton History 21:25 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise 25:38 Paid Advertisement – Rick "The Stick" Jeffries' Morning Zoo Menagerie Crew 30:28 Smileton News 40:57 SONG – Theme From The Smile Syndicate

Listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON feels even better than discovering 20 bucks in your pocket that you forgot about but here it is and where did you get 20 bucks from oh, right, you've been practicing your pickpocketing skills again. Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring you Funtime comedy and music served up in a tasty confection that blasts all other podcasts into the dustbin of history where they so richly belong. A trip into the archives yields two gems: a classic installment of the DEATH METAL UPDATE wherein Miss Elizabeth updates us on all the Death Metal goings-on in and out of Smileton and an ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE that chills and thrills in its still-relevant predictions for the month ahead. Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own supergroup, THE SMILE SYNDICATE, and you've got the makings for pretty much the best podcast you'll listen to all week. HELLO, SMILETON! If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 4:49 Death Metal Update (from episode 181 of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, Jan 11, 2021) 19:48 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin 24:22 Accuscope Horoscope (from episode 256 of The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, Oct 4, 2021) 48:18 SONG – Goldfinger