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Hello, Smileton
Author: Jason, Miss Elizabeth
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Fun-loving brothers shoot their lobster costume-wearing cousin from a catapult, but responding officers are late on the scene because tranq gun-packing monkeys are ransacking the food court. It's just Tuesday in Smileton, the funnest town you won't find on any map.
Listen to HELLO, SMILETON and fill your senses with comedy and original music. Our town is fun, silly and frequently surreal and this podcast is the best way to experience it, apart from actually living here. Get the latest news, hear from the citizenry, and be enthralled with stories from Smileton guaranteed to make you laugh or at least guffaw. It's a once-a-week turbo charge of food for your soul. Hear for yourself what you've been missing - a pretty freakin' good show, is what. Join us in Smileton today!
To learn more about Hello, Smileton, visit our website at hellosmileton.com [http://hellosmileton.com/]. If you’d like to support the show, go to hellosmileton.locals.com [http://hellosmileton.locals.com/], or patreon.com/hellosmileton [http://patreon.com/hellosmileton]. Show your love by purchasing some of our merch!
Hello, Smileton is performed by Jason and Elizabeth Medwid, and produced by Jason Medwid at Sounds Fine Studios. All rights reserved.
Listen to HELLO, SMILETON and fill your senses with comedy and original music. Our town is fun, silly and frequently surreal and this podcast is the best way to experience it, apart from actually living here. Get the latest news, hear from the citizenry, and be enthralled with stories from Smileton guaranteed to make you laugh or at least guffaw. It's a once-a-week turbo charge of food for your soul. Hear for yourself what you've been missing - a pretty freakin' good show, is what. Join us in Smileton today!
To learn more about Hello, Smileton, visit our website at hellosmileton.com [http://hellosmileton.com/]. If you’d like to support the show, go to hellosmileton.locals.com [http://hellosmileton.locals.com/], or patreon.com/hellosmileton [http://patreon.com/hellosmileton]. Show your love by purchasing some of our merch!
Hello, Smileton is performed by Jason and Elizabeth Medwid, and produced by Jason Medwid at Sounds Fine Studios. All rights reserved.
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Listen now to the most exciting podcast episode in the history of the medium. And after you've done that, check this out, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON haw haw!
Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring the goods and by goods we can only mean comedy and original music straight from Smileton – podcasting capital of the world.
In today's episode, get a guide to the latest and greatest hotspots around town in the appropriately titled AROUND TOWN. Plan your Smileton social calendar with CONFIDENCE.
And while you're at it, why not plan the month ahead with the most astoundingly accurate horoscope known to man or beast? ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE will steer you right.
Turn up your device when songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE come blasting through. Dance like everybody's watching because they are.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
3:12 Around Town
15:05 Song Request
19:15 SONG – Goldfinger
25:29 Accuscope Horoscope
41:36 SONG – World War IX
Fun is headed straight for you like an out of control bulldozer so stand up proud and let it run right over you in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your hosts, Smileton is the town, and comedy and original music is the plan.
In this episode, Smileton citzens bombard the show with questions LIVE in the latest MAILBAG. Questions and answers and everything in between. Our plucky hosts are gonna have to put on their dancin' shoes to be able to answer these questions with the appropriate amount of aplomb!
The latest SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE is your one-stop shop for the wacked-out, off-kilter junk our neighbours have for sale. Shake your head in disbelief and break out your wallet. Bargains will abound!
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE mean you'll be tapping your toes throughout this whole thing and surely there's no better thing you could be doing with your feet while you listen.
Listen to the show podcast pundits have called "staggering", "wildly entertaining", and "maddeningly obtuse."
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show timestamps:
1:16 Mailbag LIVE!
16:11 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'
20:05 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Roller Rink
26:41 Small Town, Big Marketplace
35:22 SONG – The Universe Is Nude
Those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer trundle on and if you want something better than lemonade to wash them down with then consider this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth present comedy and original music in a tidy podcast package that tempts one to ask "is it possible to be too entertaining?"
Whether we're listening to a classic SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD or getting a vintage, though still chillingly prescient ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, you will have all the evidence you need to decide that you have found your new favorite podcast.
A couple of songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE complete the sweet, sweet recipe so what are you waiting for? Get listening!
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps
7:23 Smileton Community Message Board (from November 20, 2023)
23:46 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose
27:03 Accuscope Horoscope (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, August 12, 2021)
41:01 SONG – So Far, No Good
Some would say that this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is the greatest single episode of any podcast ever. I wouldn't presume to doubt the voice of the people, so instead I recommend subscribing and playing this episode post haste.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are sharing the good stuff straight from Smileton. Whether they're talking about the latest stories, pronouncements and wisdom shared by Smileton's greatest living rock practitioner in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, or keeping each other honest as they get to the bottom of the state of their resolutions in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE, you'll be rolling around in joy as the only possible response.
Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own The Smile Syndicate and this tidy entertainment package is gonna push all those buttons of yours.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning.
Show Timestamps:
2:05 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
21:51 SONG – New Year's Skeeve
25:02 Paid Advertisement – The Barking Bettor
32:50 New Year's Resolution Update
42:22 SONG – Lovestorm
Like a blazing lighthouse, let this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, guide you gently to the shores of entertainment fulfilment.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are chomping at the bit to deliver a crackerjack assortment of comedy and original music good times and they've crammed as much of each into this tidy little episode as was humanly possible.
The Smileton Death Metal Festival 2024 is winding down and it's none too soon for Jason as he relates a travesty of an incident that happened to his rock-loving buddy Lance and his store Musique By Lance in the latest SMILETON STORY.
Miss Elizabeth brings the latest headlines from here in Smileton to life and reads them like a real news reporter and everything in a scintillating edition of the SMILETON NEWS.
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will juice up this show to almost unbearable extremes of fun. So buckle up, pal 'o mine – it's gonna be a ride.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
5:41 Smileton Story – Musique by Lance Gets ROCKED
22:24 SONG – Banana Bus
25:06 Smileton News
37:39 SONG – Infinity Machine
That's not the heat of the sun setting your mind ablaze. It's the searing heat of entertainment radiating from this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Coming at you live to tape from Smileton, Alberta, the podcasting capital of the world, Jason and MIss Elizabeth strive mightily to bring you delightful comedy and delightful original music in a delightful package and if you think you might be delighted by the show on offer here, nice detective work!
In a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Smileton's rock'n'roll sage gives us the good word of rock. For gritty anecdotes, rock wisdom and the unfiltered musings of Smileton's hardest rocking citizen, look no further.
A vintage doubleshot gives us a DEATH METAL UPDATE to bring us up to speed on that off-kilter world and a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT wherein Jason fills us in on the big problem with men wearing flip flops.
Two Smile Syndicate songs keep us bopping along as well so for power packed entertainment this dense, there is no other source. You must now listen.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamp:
5:06 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from June 5, 2023)
23:33 SONG – The Burgled 2000
26:08 Death Metal Update/Public Service Announcement (from April 10, 2023)
45:13 SONG – Rhythm 21
The summer heat has probably got ya hunkered down with a wet tea towel on your head. So, since you're too hot and tired to do anything else, why not check out this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON?
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are live to tape and in color and ready to deliver the best comedy and original music Smileton has to offer.
In today's extravaganza, we'll revisit a classic SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER to learn about what Smileton's finest have been up to on those mean streets. And Jason, accepting the previously unwanted presence of the Smileton Death Metal Festival, delights us all with DEATH METAL SHOUT OUTS. Jason's come around on Death Metal? Listen and see!
And in a vintage segment from days gone by, the show is interrupted by an impassioned warning from the Smileton Pneumatic Tube and our plucky hosts keep on truckin' right on into MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. Hear what other shows Smileton's busiest podcaster gets up to makin' when she's not making this show!
And the music part of the equation is ably filled by two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Hum along, tap your toes or just flat out bust some moves – the choice is yours.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show timestamps:
3:23 Smileton Police Blotter/Jason's Death Metal Shout Outs (from July 17, 2023)
25:08 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo
29:00 Pneumatic Tube / Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from January 30, 2023)
48:08 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk
Drop what you're doing and kick it into the ditch because it's a foolish waste of time compared to listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth, unbowed by the summer heat, have turned up the temperature on comedy and original musical entertainment and today's show will show without doubt that they've hit the boiling point.
Smileton's most intense, over-the-top yoga master Angel has his eager student Jason delivering his timely words of wisdom in the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL. Think of the sagest monk with the fighting skills of that guy from UFC 4.
Crank messages, bizarre missives and baffling utterances highlight any edition of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD and this latest one is no exception. Your head will be spinning in delight after hearing what the good people of Smileton have to say.
Two songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring us the musical good times and why not? After the week you've had, you deserve it.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
5:02 A Yoga Moment with Angel
19:45 SONG – Dirt Bke
24:00 Smileton Community Message Board
40:09 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox 2000
Better than the jolt you get from a bug zapper, stronger than surge of power you get from a caffine-infused sugar drink, get what you need from this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
If comedy and original music is what you're after, Jason and Miss Elizabeth are happy to deliver it, with gusto.
The Smileton Death Metal Festival kicks off and Miss Elizabeth has all the details in the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE. There is much frivolity to be had, Jason's consternation not withstanding.
In the latest, SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT, hear which titans of the road have fallen and which are soon to be back on the road, smacking that tennis ball.
And in AROUND TOWN, get pointed to some of the key hotspots and events that dot Smileton like an out-of-control breakout of spots or somesuch.
Two poppin' songs by Smileton hitmakers THE SMILE SYNDICATE put the cherry on top of that huge pile of freshly-baked entertainment goodness.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:22 Death Metal Update
18:36 SONG – In The Year 2525
21:54 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report
28:41 Around Town
37:29 SONG – Rumpus Room
Putting this show in your ears is like biting down on a high voltage line of entertainment. Sound fun? Then get listening to this, the latest epsiode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are proudly presenting this lovingly crafted piece of audio entertainment of the comedy and original music sort and they hope you don't start shunning other podcasts on account of how good this one is.
In today's episode, a doubleshot of classic doubleshots of episodes gone by. Whether you're looking for the latest in over-the-top intense yoga in Smileton, an update on the insane traffic situations that bedevil our little community, a list of the latest Smileton hotspots you gotta check out, or our plucky podcast hosts keeping each other honest about their New Year's Resolutions, you've got a ton and a half reasons to check out today's episode.
We'll even add two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE to sweeten the deal.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
2:39 Smileton Traffic Report / New Year's Resolution Update (from October 23, 2023)
19:52 SONG – Ice Fishin' Cutie
23:33 A Yoga Moment with Angel / Around Town (from December 4, 2023)
44:32 SONG – I Won't Waffle
Drink at the water's edge, my friend, for you have found an oasis of entertainment to parch your thirst which is pretty frickin' severe given the week you just had. This life-saving sustenance can be none other than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are right here in the here and now to present the very finest in comedy and original music entertainments, all broadcasting to you from Smileton.
In LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, hear the latest from Smileton's rock guru as he gives us the word of rock from on high. Thrills, spills and ROCK are all guaranteed.
Miss Elizabeth gives us the latest rundown on some of her other podcasts in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. To the uninitiated, some of these other shows may sound baffling, preposterous, improbable. The uninitiated are correct.
Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE add much-needed music blasts to the festivities and it helps fuel this whole show to the frickin' moon.
HELLO, SMILETON. Listen Now, Believe Later.
Show Timestamps:
3:05 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
21:03 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover
26:06 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
40:57 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School
Listening to this episode will be something exactly like fireworks exploding in your brain which sounds like it might be kinda bad but believe me it isn't in any way because it's fun. Would you expect anything less from HELLO, SMILETON?
Jason and Miss Elizabeth are broadcasting live to tape from Smileton, Alberta – podcasting capital of the world. Listen now and hear why this positive hotbed of creativity has got the whole world agog.
In a classic SMILETON STORY, hear all about Jason's buddy Lance and his ill-fated attempt to shoot a music video. And a vintage MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP will bring us up to speed on some of Miss Elizabeth's 92 podcasts that she does on a weekly basis. Improbable? Yeah, no kidding!
Two Smile Syndicate songs are along for the ride to turbo charge the good time fun and to get our tired toes a-tappin'.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:51 Smileton Story – Lance Brock's Goin' Snake Music Video (from March 14, 2022)
27:38 SONG – Who Is That Over There Shimmying?
30:35 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from August 15, 2022)
50:11 SONG – Zip It
Pulse-pounding infotainment? Is that what you're after? Well, that's not really what we do here, but since you're here anyway, you might as well sit back and enjoy this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Jason and Miss Elizabeth have answered the call to provide the very best in comedy and original music delightfulness and this brand new episode will show the even the most ardent skeptic that these two really know how to put a podcast episode together.
In the latest SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE, the good people of Smileton post their goods for sale and bafflement soon follows.
All Smileton sports bettors will want to tune into the SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT to hear which heroes of the road have fallen victim to the injury bug.
Listeners of the show contribute questions to the MAILBAG and our hosts have to dance fast to answer them because many of the listeners appear to be screwballs, to judge by the kinds of queries they're sending in.
Two songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring Smileton good time music to the masses and at the very least, they'll set your toes a-tappin'.
Not bad for a podcast pundits pronounced "obscure and troubling"!
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
1:46 Small Town, Big Marketplace
9:23 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report
15:14 SONG – Rogue and Rascal
17:34 Mailbag
30:30 SONG – Get Thee To A Disco
The entire horizon is nothing but a huge wave, heading straight for you. It's moving too fast to escape, but you don't want to. That's a wave of fun headed your way and once it hits, that's when the good times start. What some call a wave I call this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason bring you their funtime comedy and original music stylings from the heart of Smileton, podcasting capital of the world.
In today's episode, our hosts give you the rundown of some of the exciting activities and events in Smileton's seething social scene in the latest AROUND TOWN.
A PAID ADVERTISEMENT from a Smileton small business brings us the opportunity to learn about a product that will change all our lives.
And we present SMILETON NEWS as Miss Elizabeth brings you the headlines that would be dismissed as improbable if they happened anywhere else.
Add to this frothy mix a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say that'd be something I'd listen to.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:10 Around Town
10:59 Paid Advertisement – Good Buddy CB Radios
17:09 SONG – Dinosaur God
22:28 Smileton News
36:10 SONG – Rhythm 25
An irresistible wave of fun is headed your way so face it head on and enjoy getting clobbered by this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are more than willing to share their unique brand of comedy and original music and thank goodness for that because there'd be a whole lot of nothing to listen to in this episode if this were otherwise.
In the SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER, Miss Elizabeth gives us a rundown of some of the weird, off-kilter calls the police have to respond to in our town while Jason has his own update to give in the SMILETON TRAFFIC REPORT where we'll hear all about all the surreal traffic headaches that seem to plague our dear little town.
Our plucky co-hosts keep each other honest in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Hear who is sticking to their guns and who has failed utterly.
Two songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE make sure the good times keep rolling and what a tidy little entertainment package ya got before ya.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
7:09 Smileton Police Blotter
16:22 SONG – Banana Bus
18:59 Smileton Traffic Report
25:38 New Year's Resolution Update
34:53 SONG – Rasputin
Shield your eyes. And you'd better go ahead and shield those ears as well because a supernova of entertainment is about to explode in your proximity. What is detonating with such compelling force? Why, it's just this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason for a breathtaking journey through comedy and original music, all broadcast live to tape from Smileton, the podcasting capital of the world.
The off-kilter, bizarre world of Death Metal is brought to us in a breezy, baffling, Us Magazine-like feature Miss Elizabeth brings to us and we can only be referring to DEATH METAL UPDATE.
The good people of Smileton have their say in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD and Jason's head will surely be left spinning.
Add a couple of catchy songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say you've got a pretty nice entertainment platter sitting in front of you. DIG IN.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:38 Death Metal Update
17:43 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin'
21:57 Smileton Community Message Board
37:30 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox
Pull down the tarp and marvel at the perfection beneath. Are we looking at some kind of Greek statue or something? NOPE. It's just this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Miss Elizabeth and Jason bring their high-spiritiedness to the fore as they broadcast from Smileton, podcasting capital of the world.
In today's episode, classic segments are presented and they smell fresh as daisies.
Whether we're listening to Miss Elizabeth give us the rundown from some of the other 91 podcasts she does weekly in MISS ELIZABETH'SPODCAST CATCH UP or hearing from the citizenry of Smileton as they present their fractured takes, warped views, and off-the-wall utterances in the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD, funutainment is all but assured.
Add a couple of songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and tell me that isn't the sweetest podcast pie you ever saw or tasted.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps
3:37 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from May 17, 2021)
18:07 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo
22:05 Smileton Community Message Board (from January 31, 2022)
44:18 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise
Put on your dancin' shoes because it's time to sit still and focus all your attention on the most riotously fun podcast you've heard all week. I can only be talking about this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Join your plubcky hosts Miss Elizabeth and Jason as the broadcast proudly from the heart of Smileton: podcasting capital of the world.
In today's show, let's revisit a classic segment in which Jason's hot-headed yoga master gives us all some violent, jackhammer yoga wisdom in A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL.
And a vintage story from Jason paints a picture of life in Smileton that's too colorful and rich even to be rendered in Technicolor. Brace yourselves as the tale of vans and tempers and foul behavior and rebrandings unfolds before your ears.
Add a couple of songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE and I'd say stop right there – you've just created the recipe for the perfect podcast episode.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:45 A Yoga Moment with Angel (from April 24, 2023)
16:37 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover
19:50 Smileton Story – Vance Brock's Vans Rock (from September 18, 2023)
40:51 SONG – Werenerd
I gotta tell ya. Podcasting don't go down smoother than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.
Join Miss Elizabeth and Jason and they caper in front of microphone and live studio audience to deliver the very best in comedy and original music, straight from Smileton.
In a stunning edition of LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Jason's rock-lovin' buddy gives us the good word of rock in thunderous tones. Grab on to a pillar and let those foundations shake!
In SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE, the citizens of Smileton sell their used stuff and the rest of us stand agog.
And in an all-new MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP, our intrepid co-host presents summaries of some of the other podcasts she produces. Guaranteed your head will spin. It's just that baffling.
Two songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE show why bands in Smileton take a backseat to no band when it comes to delivering their messages in 4 minutes or less thereabouts.
HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already.
Show Timestamps:
3:01 Lance Brock's Rock Talk
16:37 SONG – The Universe Is Nude
21:10 Small Town, Big Marketplace
28:43 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up
37:55 SONG – Magic Mile
Miss Elizabeth and Jason are taking the week off and will return with another all-new episode of HELLO, SMILETON next week!
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