Hello, Smileton

You're sitting on top of that giant cork that you stuffed into the volcano of entertainment and that thing is about to blow and send you sky-high, propelled by the intense enjoyment delivered by this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON.a Jason and Miss Elizabeth host a most bizarre bazaar in a brand new SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE wherein the good people of Smileton buy, sell or trade their off-kilter goods and services and we can do nothing but listen, amazed. The new 2024-25 season of the Smileton Community Theatre is previewed and our plucky co-hosts make their picks. What should you see? Probably something on TV instead, but listen anyway and see if anything tickles your fancy. Even though the best before date on this episode is, like, a century from now, you'd better listen right away. Your delightedment depends on it. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 1:46 Small Town, Big Marketplace 18:00 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Plumbing Services 24:14 SONG – 10 Fingers, 9 Toes 27:03 Smileton Community Theatre 2024/25 Season Preview

Listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is like peeling an onion. The more layers you peel back, the more your eyes are watering – from ENJOYMENT. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your trusty co-hosts and whether Miss Elizabeth presenting the latest in the bizarre, off-kilter world of death metal in a brand new DEATH METAL UPDATE or Jason is spilling the contents of his id all over the place in a stunningly on-point ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, you know these kids spell Entertainment with a capital E. Enjoy the comedy and enjoy a song by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Either way, you're the winner. HELLO, SMILETON. If You LIved Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show timestamps: 3:16 Death Metal Update 19:00 SONG – New Planetoid 22:16 Accuscope Horoscope

Blistering entertainment hotter than lava and tangier than steak sauce. Now that's a sandwich! Jason and Miss Elizabeth are capering their hearts out as they present comedy and music from the world nerve centre of podcasting excellence: SMILETON. In a vintage A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL, we'll listen agog as Smileton's most intense, over-the-top, frenzied yoga master delivers his hard-hitting message with both fists. A classic NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE sees our co-hosts get to the bottom of how each other's resolutions are going. Expect fireworks! A couple of rockin' tracks by THE SMILE SYNDICATE add the musical turbo charge needed to send this episode into the stratosphere. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 6:43 A Yoga Moment with Angel / Tube Message (from July 31, 2023) 21:48 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover 25:39 New Year's Resolution Update (from August 9, 2021) 37:14 SONG – Werenerd

Listen now to the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON and hear podcasting done without a net! Not a big deal, really, because I'm not sure why having a net would make things any better or safer or anything. But we gotta hype the show so, yeah, no nets! Jason and Miss Elizabeth have their Sunday best on and are gonna deliver on their solemn promise to put some comedy and music together and pour that goop right into your earholes. Whether we're talking about a classic edition of MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP wherein our plucky co-host gives us an update about some of the other shows she does or the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD where Smileton residents bombard our show with off-kilter, bizarre or uncanny messages, you can be the entertainment will be long and intense. Listen now and thank yourself later! HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps 5:54 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from August 15, 2022) 24:49 SONG – Rogue and Rascal 27:28 Smileton Community Message Board (from June 20, 2022)

Tingle with anticipation as you hit play on this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are hitting the mics like hurricanes and it's a good thing they recorded the whole thing! Smileton's apostle of rock shows he is a true fount of rock wisdom in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK. See if your guitar solos don't get even better after hearing this! The hotspots of Smileton are plentiful and it takes our trusty co-hosts to help us sort out the choices. Screwball, off-kilter and plain ol' wacked out events are happening all over town and you'll know which ones to hit in the latest AROUND TOWN. I'd sit down for this one if I were you. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 4:12 Lance Brock's Rock Talk 19:25 Song Request 22:19 SONG – The Burgled 25:55 Around Town

Entertainment that will ASTOUND! Entertainment that will SPELLBIND! Why are you chasing those things? Better to hunker down with a brand new episode of HELLO, SMILETON, and enjoy some good-for-you podcasting. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are blasting into the fall with segments guaranteed to please. In the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL, Smileton's most intense yoga practitioner has his say. Put on your hard hat and get ready. The SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD will see Smiletonians with time on their hands send in whatever occurs to them. It's off-kilter, bizarre and utterly compelling. The podcasting wags had it right – there's boffo entertainment right here in this very show. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 3:50 A Yoga Moment with Angel 19:17 SONG – Theme from The Smile Syndicate 22:31 Smileton Community Message Board

The rumors are true. The most astoundingly entertaining podcast of all time just got better! How? Well, you'd better listen and figure that out for yourself and there's no better place to start than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are back in action after being away for a while. How were they away? They didn't miss any episodes! Listen and hear the shocking truth. A classic SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER will see Miss Elizabeth giving us the goods about all the good stuff she hears on the police scanner. Who's watching the watchers? Miss Elizabeth! Well, who's watching her? YOU are, I guess! Get ready for your life to be improved and pumped up and all that stuff when you get a surge of inspiration from a vintage NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE. Hear our co-hosts keep each other honest about their resolutions. Keeping those things isn't something you just do in January. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps 7:41 Smileton Police Blotter (from June 20, 2022) 23:39 SONG – Your Bikini Tells Me Otherwise 27:38 New Year's Resolution update (from May 2, 2022)

Thing about this episode is, you can totally enjoy it regardless of your position. Upright, prone or on the go, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON will delight. Join Jason and Miss Elizabeth as they proudly present episode 100 of the show. Here's to 100 more? Are you nuts? That's a lot of work! Miss Elizabeth presents TALES FROM THE TEA HOUSE and brings us up to speed on all the fun we've been missing out on at Connie's Kettle, located right in the heart of the Smileton Mall. Jason gives us the latest injury report from Smileton's hard-htting street hockey league. The players are tough, the injuries are ridiculous. And the 6:00 news never hit so hard as Miss Elizabeth presents the SMILETON NEWS. You'll consider yourself informed after hearing this thing. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 3:08 Tales from the Tea House 16:45 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report 23:02 SONG – Boogie Blizzard 26:56 Smileton News 40:16 SONG - Werenerd

Oh, the entertainment that's in store for you when you listen to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON! You're so lucky! Jason and Miss Elizabeth are rarin' to go as they take a trip back through the archive to bring a couple of classic segments back to the surface. A vintage edition of THE SUNSHINE REPORT will see Miss Elizabeth telling us a number of small little tales of magic that happens around Smileton and Jason's having none of it. People think they can write in to the show any old time and they do forcing our plucky hosts to do some fancy dancing to answer the off-kilter and baffling questions fired at them like so many cannonballs. Sound exciting? Well, that's what you get with a classic edition of the MAILBAG. Songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE round out the festivities. Get ready to sing along! HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 2:10 The Sunshine Report (from January 31, 2022) 21:14 SONG – Electric Wiggle 25:16 Mailbag (from July 15, 2021) 40:31 SONG – Oh, Bermuda!

Listen now to the most exciting podcast episode in the history of the medium. And after you've done that, check this out, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON haw haw! Jason and Miss Elizabeth bring the goods and by goods we can only mean comedy and original music straight from Smileton – podcasting capital of the world. In today's episode, get a guide to the latest and greatest hotspots around town in the appropriately titled AROUND TOWN. Plan your Smileton social calendar with CONFIDENCE. And while you're at it, why not plan the month ahead with the most astoundingly accurate horoscope known to man or beast? ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE will steer you right. Turn up your device when songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE come blasting through. Dance like everybody's watching because they are. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 3:12 Around Town 15:05 Song Request 19:15 SONG – Goldfinger 25:29 Accuscope Horoscope 41:36 SONG – World War IX

Fun is headed straight for you like an out of control bulldozer so stand up proud and let it run right over you in this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are your hosts, Smileton is the town, and comedy and original music is the plan. In this episode, Smileton citzens bombard the show with questions LIVE in the latest MAILBAG. Questions and answers and everything in between. Our plucky hosts are gonna have to put on their dancin' shoes to be able to answer these questions with the appropriate amount of aplomb! The latest SMALL TOWN, BIG MARKETPLACE is your one-stop shop for the wacked-out, off-kilter junk our neighbours have for sale. Shake your head in disbelief and break out your wallet. Bargains will abound! Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE mean you'll be tapping your toes throughout this whole thing and surely there's no better thing you could be doing with your feet while you listen. Listen to the show podcast pundits have called "staggering", "wildly entertaining", and "maddeningly obtuse." HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show timestamps: 1:16 Mailbag LIVE! 16:11 SONG – Granny's Gone a-Skinny Dippin' 20:05 Paid Advertisement – Smileton Roller Rink 26:41 Small Town, Big Marketplace 35:22 SONG – The Universe Is Nude

Those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer trundle on and if you want something better than lemonade to wash them down with then consider this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth present comedy and original music in a tidy podcast package that tempts one to ask "is it possible to be too entertaining?" Whether we're listening to a classic SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD or getting a vintage, though still chillingly prescient ACCUSCOPE HOROSCOPE, you will have all the evidence you need to decide that you have found your new favorite podcast. A couple of songs by THE SMILE SYNDICATE complete the sweet, sweet recipe so what are you waiting for? Get listening! HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps 7:23 Smileton Community Message Board (from November 20, 2023) 23:46 SONG – Boogie Got A Groove Loose 27:03 Accuscope Horoscope (from The Smile Syndicate Music Hour, August 12, 2021) 41:01 SONG – So Far, No Good

Some would say that this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, is the greatest single episode of any podcast ever. I wouldn't presume to doubt the voice of the people, so instead I recommend subscribing and playing this episode post haste. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are sharing the good stuff straight from Smileton. Whether they're talking about the latest stories, pronouncements and wisdom shared by Smileton's greatest living rock practitioner in LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, or keeping each other honest as they get to the bottom of the state of their resolutions in the latest NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION UPDATE, you'll be rolling around in joy as the only possible response. Throw in a couple of songs by Smileton's own The Smile Syndicate and this tidy entertainment package is gonna push all those buttons of yours. HELLO, SMILETON. Listening Is Just The Beginning. Show Timestamps: 2:05 Lance Brock's Rock Talk 21:51 SONG – New Year's Skeeve 25:02 Paid Advertisement – The Barking Bettor 32:50 New Year's Resolution Update 42:22 SONG – Lovestorm

Like a blazing lighthouse, let this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON, guide you gently to the shores of entertainment fulfilment. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are chomping at the bit to deliver a crackerjack assortment of comedy and original music good times and they've crammed as much of each into this tidy little episode as was humanly possible. The Smileton Death Metal Festival 2024 is winding down and it's none too soon for Jason as he relates a travesty of an incident that happened to his rock-loving buddy Lance and his store Musique By Lance in the latest SMILETON STORY. Miss Elizabeth brings the latest headlines from here in Smileton to life and reads them like a real news reporter and everything in a scintillating edition of the SMILETON NEWS. Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE will juice up this show to almost unbearable extremes of fun. So buckle up, pal 'o mine – it's gonna be a ride. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 5:41 Smileton Story – Musique by Lance Gets ROCKED 22:24 SONG – Banana Bus 25:06 Smileton News 37:39 SONG – Infinity Machine

That's not the heat of the sun setting your mind ablaze. It's the searing heat of entertainment radiating from this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Coming at you live to tape from Smileton, Alberta, the podcasting capital of the world, Jason and MIss Elizabeth strive mightily to bring you delightful comedy and delightful original music in a delightful package and if you think you might be delighted by the show on offer here, nice detective work! In a classic LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, Smileton's rock'n'roll sage gives us the good word of rock. For gritty anecdotes, rock wisdom and the unfiltered musings of Smileton's hardest rocking citizen, look no further. A vintage doubleshot gives us a DEATH METAL UPDATE to bring us up to speed on that off-kilter world and a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT wherein Jason fills us in on the big problem with men wearing flip flops. Two Smile Syndicate songs keep us bopping along as well so for power packed entertainment this dense, there is no other source. You must now listen. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamp: 5:06 Lance Brock's Rock Talk (from June 5, 2023) 23:33 SONG – The Burgled 2000 26:08 Death Metal Update/Public Service Announcement (from April 10, 2023) 45:13 SONG – Rhythm 21

The summer heat has probably got ya hunkered down with a wet tea towel on your head. So, since you're too hot and tired to do anything else, why not check out this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON? Miss Elizabeth and Jason are live to tape and in color and ready to deliver the best comedy and original music Smileton has to offer. In today's extravaganza, we'll revisit a classic SMILETON POLICE BLOTTER to learn about what Smileton's finest have been up to on those mean streets. And Jason, accepting the previously unwanted presence of the Smileton Death Metal Festival, delights us all with DEATH METAL SHOUT OUTS. Jason's come around on Death Metal? Listen and see! And in a vintage segment from days gone by, the show is interrupted by an impassioned warning from the Smileton Pneumatic Tube and our plucky hosts keep on truckin' right on into  MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. Hear what other shows Smileton's busiest podcaster gets up to makin' when she's not making this show! And the music part of the equation is ably filled by two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE. Hum along, tap your toes or just flat out bust some moves – the choice is yours. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show timestamps: 3:23 Smileton Police Blotter/Jason's Death Metal Shout Outs (from July 17, 2023) 25:08 SONG – Mr. Blue Hullabaloo 29:00 Pneumatic Tube / Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up (from January 30, 2023) 48:08 SONG – Walk The Rock Walk

Drop what you're doing and kick it into the ditch because it's a foolish waste of time compared to listening to this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth, unbowed by the summer heat, have turned up the temperature on comedy and original musical entertainment and today's show will show without doubt that they've hit the boiling point. Smileton's most intense, over-the-top yoga master Angel has his eager student Jason delivering his timely words of wisdom in the latest A YOGA MOMENT WITH ANGEL. Think of the sagest monk with the fighting skills of that guy from UFC 4. Crank messages, bizarre missives and baffling utterances highlight any edition of the SMILETON COMMUNITY MESSAGE BOARD and this latest one is no exception. Your head will be spinning in delight after hearing what the good people of Smileton have to say. Two songs from Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE bring us the musical good times and why not? After the week you've had, you deserve it. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 5:02 A Yoga Moment with Angel 19:45 SONG – Dirt Bke 24:00 Smileton Community Message Board 40:09 SONG – The Sun Is A Jukebox 2000

Better than the jolt you get from a bug zapper, stronger than surge of power you get from a caffine-infused sugar drink, get what you need from this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. If comedy and original music is what you're after, Jason and Miss Elizabeth are happy to deliver it, with gusto. The Smileton Death Metal Festival kicks off and Miss Elizabeth has all the details in the latest DEATH METAL UPDATE. There is much frivolity to be had, Jason's consternation not withstanding. In the latest, SMILETON NORTHSIDE COMMUNITY STREET HOCKEY LEAGUE INJURY REPORT, hear which titans of the road have fallen and which are soon to be back on the road, smacking that tennis ball. And in AROUND TOWN, get pointed to some of the key hotspots and events that dot Smileton like an out-of-control breakout of spots or somesuch. Two poppin' songs by Smileton hitmakers THE SMILE SYNDICATE put the cherry on top of that huge pile of freshly-baked entertainment goodness. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 2:22 Death Metal Update 18:36 SONG – In The Year 2525 21:54 Smileton Northside Community Street Hockey League Injury Report 28:41 Around Town 37:29 SONG – Rumpus Room

Putting this show in your ears is like biting down on a high voltage line of entertainment. Sound fun? Then get listening to this, the latest epsiode of HELLO, SMILETON. Jason and Miss Elizabeth are proudly presenting this lovingly crafted piece of audio entertainment of the comedy and original music sort and they hope you don't start shunning other podcasts on account of how good this one is. In today's episode, a doubleshot of classic doubleshots of episodes gone by. Whether you're looking for the latest in over-the-top intense yoga in Smileton, an update on the insane traffic situations that bedevil our little community, a list of the latest Smileton hotspots you gotta check out, or our plucky podcast hosts keeping each other honest about their New Year's Resolutions, you've got a ton and a half reasons to check out today's episode. We'll even add two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE to sweeten the deal. HELLO, SMILETON. If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Already. Show Timestamps: 2:39 Smileton Traffic Report / New Year's Resolution Update (from October 23, 2023) 19:52 SONG – Ice Fishin' Cutie 23:33 A Yoga Moment with Angel / Around Town (from December 4, 2023) 44:32 SONG – I Won't Waffle

Drink at the water's edge, my friend, for you have found an oasis of entertainment to parch your thirst which is pretty frickin' severe given the week you just had. This life-saving sustenance can be none other than this, the latest episode of HELLO, SMILETON. Miss Elizabeth and Jason are right here in the here and now to present the very finest in comedy and original music entertainments, all broadcasting to you from Smileton. In LANCE BROCK'S ROCK TALK, hear the latest from Smileton's rock guru as he gives us the word of rock from on high. Thrills, spills and ROCK are all guaranteed. Miss Elizabeth gives us the latest rundown on some of her other podcasts in MISS ELIZABETH'S PODCAST CATCH UP. To the uninitiated, some of these other shows may sound baffling, preposterous, improbable. The uninitiated are correct. Two songs by Smileton's own THE SMILE SYNDICATE add much-needed music blasts to the festivities and it helps fuel this whole show to the frickin' moon. HELLO, SMILETON. Listen Now, Believe Later. Show Timestamps: 3:05 Lance Brock's Rock Talk 21:03 SONG – I'm Gonna Hover 26:06 Miss Elizabeth's Podcast Catch Up 40:57 SONG – I'm Going Back To High School