Qualified Nonsense

Same old, same old. Just a few hunky guys talking about being hunks doing hunky things with lil hardware, you feel? We're closing in on the end of the season and year. Listen in. Join us for Nov 17 when we do it on a live cam... er.. live.-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

BOO!-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Good clean fun. That's what we do. Sure it's listed as "explicit" and "for mature audiences"... and so what if we say $#*!, #@&% and #*@&$^#. We're here for a good time. And more importantly, we're here to bring the peer reviewed*, formally educated*, experts*. And frankly speaking, you're welcome.QN gets into what was rotten as a kid but pretty nice as an adult as well as getting into the important topics of fragrances and human attraction (or repellant).Join us for the good stuff.*none of that is true, at all.-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Let's just be crystal clear out the gate: this is episode 48 but in our hearts and minds (and calendars) this was supposed to be episode 47. So the intro was for last week. Come on, most of you listen to this for free anyway, so let's just let this one go.I'll do you one better: become a Patron and we'll get Jake to read whatever you have to say on the subject of our goof up. You'll get a personal callout. We'll praise your patronage and also clap back if you say anything mean. Because if we're nothing at all, we're fragile, straight, cis, white men who have egos like glass houses. We'll shatter and make a big ol' scene. Test us!Just go to https://patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense do it, we dare you!-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Short a sweet. 3 guys chit chatting nothing weird. We don't flirt with each other and anything. We're married for gods sake. Take those smutty hopes and dreams aaaaaaaaaand check out our Patreon at https://patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense.But also we talk about aging and noises we make now that we're all over 40. Oh, and we talk about flirting. But NOT WITH EACH OTHER THAT'S ON PATREON.OK - carry on. As you were. Pip pip.-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

These three guys just enjoy each others' company. What a charming little show for you today. We talk about (not) being DMCA'd since, let's be honest, there aren't a lot of you. Ain't nobody losing money for having use try to sing popular songs.Then the meat and potatoes: does everyone seem more short fused? Quicker temper? Generally angrier? But our seasoned professionals of hosts pivot to keep things light and fresh with a 5 hour drive playlist. Who do you simply press play to and let it ride?Send your anger feedback and your ride or die musical artist(s) to us on our socials or via Reddit at r/QualifiedNonsense !-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

We're in the zone. The zone just after dinner and just before night night... Dinner, I guess. But also the TWILIGHT ZONE!!!!In this zone today (tonight?) we don't shy away from the dicey questions of using the c word in a fun, casual way (WARNING: do not try this at home!). Nor do we cower away from the social taboos of discussing descriptive and sometimes pejorative terms to identify race when expressing attraction (and generally).Hands down, best actual description I've given for an episode. You're welcome. Check out Patreon so that theses dirt bags can pay me more!-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

I struggled with this title. I was trying to go punny, but then nothing was matching. Then I thought about being earnest, but that's not really our vibe...But then I thought, "Blasphemy is always in vogue..." so I went with it.Whatever, you're not better than me. Or if you are, so what. I'm not crying. YoU'rE cRyInG!!!.oh... the episode is about mid life crisis stuff and something about filthy hygiene in commonplace activities.-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Yup - only the juiciest content hot off the presses for you lot. If there's one thing you can rely on, it's these three chuckleheads BSing about robot name calling, dumb people inc., and plain ol' nudes sharing.Now, we know you listen to other podcasts... but this one has got to be up there? Upper third? Half? Bottom third?! Prove it. Leave us a review. Tell us what you think. I dare you!-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

That title... those two things look unrelated? You're new here, huh? That's how we do here at QN. It doesn't matter if the inquires are related! We ask the tough questions that (don't) keep you up at night. We put in the hard work to get to the bottom of your deepest, darkest, most personally invasive preguntas (I couldn't think of another simile for 'questions'). Investigative journalism, that what we do. But we investigate nothing. And I had to look up how to spell journalism!-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

We turn up the spice this week by recounting our party days and knowing (or learning) when to leave them before things get out of hand. Do we stop there? Heck, no! We then slither down the topic of NSFW content of someone you know. Thoughts? ...thots?!No conversation subject is too spicy! No trail is unblazable! We even make up words! Come at us!!!-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Hey there! One of the old guys here writing this nonsense down. Yup, t-rexing this, jabbing each key once I find the damn thing. Today the gang talk a little about trivia and going to Disney. But the real meat and potatoes comes from our extra qualified takes on red/green flags for adulting and what these darn kids today will never understand about the 90s and early 2000s.You know, cell phones, maps, walking up hill both ways... ugh - gotta go find my daily medicine pack... just listen to the episode. Hang loose, broham. (is that something they still use? my back hurts...)-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

We've done it, folks! We're just 3 old guys, talking about old guy stuff. "My back hurts" "Stay off my lawn" "In my day, we had a thing called rEsPeCt!"What a bunch of clowns. Come join us for our new and improved geriatric podcast. It'll be fun. Until we're in a nursing home.(got I hope I die with my boots on...)- Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Writing this at 11:55PM EST and my ass was about to go to bed without posting! Edited and ready to go HOURS ago, but almost forgot to put a bow on it. Imagine...Come have a fun time with us while we talk about hawk tuah, yummy sandwiches, and getting old. Never a dull moment, eh?And if you missed it last week, we did a live show that you can check out via Patreon. So do that maybe. I'm not going to tell you how to live your life or anything, but you should do that.OK - g'night. Or good morning. Or whatever.-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

We out here. Listen in about updates, essential adulting skills (how is that not common knowledge!?) and movies that will always draw us in...ANDDon't forget to join us for our live show on Tuesday July 29!- Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

In todays episode, we dive right into some very high quality Reddit questions about early memories, average age of reddit users, sleeping naked (not) a whole lot more!ALSO, we're (maybe?) going to record LIVE next week. But we have a few in the can already... so it would be a recording that would then be released a few weeks after? I'm going to be straight up, QN doesn't pay me well enough to check that math, so listen in and see if I'm right. Or not. Do somethin.-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

That's a super clickable title and an even MORE listenable episode. I'm not going to spoil it. Just listen. Also, people need to be nicer on the internet. Just sayin. I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING!-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

What's there to say? Stellar opening. Charming check-in. Insightful, provocative answers to thoughtful, intriguing questions. Here at Qualified Nonsense, we've got it all, babyyyyyyyyyy!-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

This will be short and sweet. 3 good lookin guys, just sitting a few thousand miles away from each other, making a podcast and enjoying each other's company.We hope you have as much fun as we do ;-*(that's a kissy winky face)-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com

Man, click bait much? How about that title? I don't know much about marketing, but I would go so far as to say we are operating at a genius altitude right now. You may ask, "well, does it pay off? Do you get more downloads?" To which I would say "Mind your own business, who's counting, it's not the size that matters-" and so on.But in all seriousness, we have a good time talking about work, life, love, and happiness. We also discuss the male propensity of violence and (speaking of marketing) the things in life that you think will save you money, but will actually do the opposite.-Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening!Become a Patron!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsenseSocials:Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsenseYouTube: qualifiednonsenseX: @QNPodcastHosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon BernhardtMusic: AceSound Effects: https://www.zapsplat.com