Rukus Juice

Hola bar patrons, the Hard R Cafe is definitely open for business!Rukus Juice is on tap and we gonna let this one burn in your chest. Lol. As old Philbilly would put it, the Ice-pocalypse is over and it's business as usual, kinda. We discuss the trials and tribulations of keeping the show weekly during moving/house/life shit, and may have to switch it up. Since we haven't REALLY chatted since the whole Epstein ordeal started, you SO get out first hand take one what the holy hell is REALLY going on....with our own spin. Toss in the wonderful bits of self depreciation, our oh so special world views, mix in a few trips down memory lane, and you've got yourself one hell of an episode. It's kinda our thing. Philly and Brocephus are back yall.Oh and I'll post the pics that go with this one later.

Hello all and welcome to the Hsrd R Cafe. Doors are a bit dusty and oit smells a little funny, but it's never a better time for a bit of Rukus Juice!After taking another week off, the snow and shit came...for some of us. Catching up is so hard to do when life gets crazy, so this bad boy of an episaode was LONG overdue. Philbilly and Brocephus, getting old as hell, in real time.Sentiments aside, this is all sorts of Rukus Style Reunion 101! We don't have these cute, bouncy, running the hills, kinda slow hug thing...Ours is a bit more unhinged. Find out about my doomsday prep for the wintery stuff and ol Philbilly becoming a home care nurse/construction guy. From cabin fever, to more Predator questions, to a fantastic rundown of hood/gangster flicks, it's a good time episde for sure. LolNo matter the poison, welcome back to OUR welcome back...and find out where the AWESOME title of this episode comes from...Welcome to Rukus Juice!

Hello all and welcome back to the Hard R Cafe for your favorite podcast, Rukus Juice! We're back! I don't know if I can say better than ever, but we kick ass all the same. This is the long awaited return of the show after all the holiday stuff and whatnot, so we figured a real ass catch up episode was far overdue. Like all the other catch ups, you get some behind the scenes look on this on. No one's about to cry or no shit like that, but we give you a good run of what the last month has been like. Philbilly is still the man, I'm still the myth, and the show is still heading for that legend status, so dropping this episode among the greats isn't too hard. lol.We missed yall and we hoped you missed us, cause if not, that "all 17 of you" (Philbilly's words), may have dropped even lower. lol. I hope not, cause Rukus is about to ensue.Hope you enjoy this as much as we enjoyed making it. Welcome back weirdos!

Hello all and welcome to another RANDOM episode of Rukus Juice. The Hard R Cafe was open and you're favorite barkeeps are tired. Christmas is in the air and that ALWAYS makes shit more chaotic, so this isn't the wrestling episode. We need to give that one better respect and let it cook. Also, we've gotten a few entries for the list, but please, feel free to toss more wrestlers at us.Welcme to the random. These "catch ups" are our favorite kind of random episodes. This is where you really get us at our chattiest and rawest ever. These aare the convos that made us decide to do a show in the first place. You get it all in this one. An inspired Waffle House fight porn story, our love for everything Reiner, our love for Christmas movies, air traffic control stories, all of it. Oh yeah, and lots of Marvel.This is Ol Philbilly and I at what I think is our very best. Just two buddies gwettinjg caught up......in true Hard R Cafe/ Rukus Juice fashion, of course. Enjoy this one like a goofd sip of whiskey, cause we sure as fuck did.

Hello all and welcome to yet another pulse pounding episode of Rukus Juice!If there is ONE thing other than high school stoner Jesus that we talk about ALOT, it's this whole mess with Sean Combs aka Diddy. Ever since the raids and allegations and the such, we've been some chatty bitches about it all, so the moment we found out about 50 Cent's documentary, we been waiting like kids at Christmas. Now, its been dropped. Its been released. The doc is out and you KNOW we had to go deep on this shit. Ya know, its the Hard R Cafe...and you know that Philbilly and I are going to go hard in the paint. Put your feet up, cause it's gametime, here, on another awesome ass episode of Rukus Juice!

The Hard R Cafe is open for business and oddly enough, that business is wrasslin!Welcome to another extra special episode of Rukus Juice babay! We had an idea and we ran with it. Sticking to the script as we are so known for doing, we started building our wresling locker room for our promotion. It seemed like just another kinda silly idea to fill the timestamps, but this mofo picked up a life of it's own. We started creating storylines for the wrestling personalities and gimmicks that would be featured in our very own wrestling company. Hell, we are even extending this episode out so all yall can get in on it! We'll iron out all the details later, but get your gimmick caps on, cause we want YOU guys to toss us some bracket entries. You have to listen to see exactly what we are talking about, but you can be a part of Rukus Juice history...hell, we may even toss in a prize pack.You know what, just give it a listen. Ol Philbilly and I poured some happy into this one for yet another way to get past Hump Day. Grab your glass, it's time for a little Rukus Juice.

It's that special time of year where you open your mouth and take it all in...Turkey Day dinner, that is. Sick sons of...anyways, welcome to another bang up episode of Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is open for business, with the smells of what WE deem as the perfect Thanksgiving dinner spread. No brackets, no final fights, no narrowing down...it's all love as we set the table for the foodathon before us. In only the way that WE can.Imagine a fantastically nostalgic eepisode, mixed with insults and your favorite food. What's not to like? Plus, thios is one of those "us catching up" episodes. Pure, fucking, gold. Hope you all have a solid holiday, and come on down and grab a shot of Rukus Juice!

Hello all...drunkards and the such. Time to get your fix of Rukus Juice! Welcome to The Hard R Cafe!Ol Philbilly and I take it nice and chill on this one, with one of the most nostalgic, NON wrestling convos ever. I always show up late as shit to the party, so guess who JUST watched The Last Dance? Not the dance MTV movie thing with fine ass Kerry Washington, the Bulls documentary. I can't believe it, it's a normal convo. lol. Trust me, it;s very Rukus Juice, but it's a fantastic trip dow memory lane about basketball and childhood. Who am I kidding, we absolutley strill say some sideways shit, but it's rather tame.

It's Wednesday and you always seem to show up for our special ass brand 'o bullshit, but we love making this Rukus Juice for, so the Hard R Cafe is OPEN!We always aim to do new things with the show and have fun in different ways other than insult one another. So we brought back a guest to do it with us, HA!Welcome back Kaya, our able bodied guest, who has to come get a fair shake after the "Vader Debacle". (No. We don't really call it that)Anyways, he kicks open the cafe doors, pulls up a chair, and starts drinking with the best of 'em. All metaphors and similes aside, he came back for a way less noisy chill session, and we were lucky to have him. Yeah, this is just about everything that you could possibly want out of a random episode. If you've ACTUALLY read all this, then you gotta listen. Hell, even if you didnt read this, listen anyways.Bars open.

Welcome to the craziness that is Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is open and biy do we have a surprise for you, we have a whole guest!Ol Philbilly LOVES his wrasslin so much, that we bring in outside talent, with a twist. Meet Kaya, a first time...well, never listened kinda guy, that Igo flexes his wrestling questions on. The sound may be a bit special, but we puch our recording to the limits with this one. If you DON'T do the whole wrestling thing, then this episode prolly isnt for you, but you should listen anyways. Lol.Enjoy...it's a threeway!

It's Wednesday, so you know what that means....day drinking, ENGAGE! Welcome to another crazy good episode of Rukus Juice! The world's greatest host duo is back...we don't know which show they are on, but it ain't this one. This is THE Hard R Cafe. This is Rukus Juice! Drunken Spartan kick and all.It's time to supply all of America's little costumed tots with sugar...oh yeah, this is a Halloween episode. If this one sucks, iot was ALL Philbilly's idea, got it? Good.In this episode, we talk about the movies that are creepy, slimey, scary, or just unsettling. Seeing as how we are both grown ass men and one of us will prolly never listen to this episode out of slight feelings of unease, I'd say it's worth a listen. Ol' Igo and I go over a good solid shot of the movies that creep us out, as well as some flicks that are just classics. I don't do much of horror, but this was a fun one top do. There is something about a good horror or suspense movie that sticks with you and keeps giving you that unsettled feeling everytime you watch it. Have fun listening to this one. I won't lolOh yeah, I didn't say Poltergeist. Just listen, you'll get it.

Welcome one and all to yet another episode of Rukus Juice, where we pride ourselves on licking the tastiest windows on the bus.The Hard R Cafe has given you some pretty interesting episodes with old Philbilly and I at the helm, so why should we change that up?Random is as random does, so since our minds hurt alot less when we don't have to do any homework, we shipped you a random. Lol.The highs and lows of this one run deep as we discuss D'Angelo's passing and run as far as the adorableness of the Chair Force. We discuss a certain NC/WV native's possible run for public office, and all the perks that come with.I could keep going on and on, but then there would be no surprises...but there IS a Madden challenge thrown down...It's the Hard R Cafe, it's time for Rukus Juice, so let the Chaos and Meyhem ensue!

Hello ya drunkards and welcome back to the infamous Hard R Cafe, cause it's time to get rowdy with some Rukus Juice!How do ya like that title?YEah, so my main man Philbilly has this crazy ass list of show topics that we NEVER use. lol, I know, I know...well we don't use it this time either. The idea of a topic themed show scares us at times, so we did a nice theme that was plucked outta thin air. In this ever so special episode, we discuss our favoritve small screen baddies. This shit was actually kinda fun. lol. I honestly keep forgetting at times how cool Igo is to be honest, I mean, I'm WAY cooler, but he ain't bad. Come and sit while we run through our fav picks, all set up by a shit-tastic opener by yours truly. Baddies was the focus and I think we hit our target. Come and get some if this Rukus Juice cause the bar is open.Oh yeah, calm your shit cause I said FAVORITES, not best. lol

Hey yall, this is Jabbo. Welcome to the show, again. Ya know, this is TECHICALLY our 100th episode on Rukus Juice, so thanks for putting up with Philbilly. I know he can be a handful. Anyways..thanks for hanging in there with us, and we will continue to say all the horrible things that you can imagine.Hard R Cafe is what we dubbed the convos that we sling, because they are crass. We didn't AIM to have the type of convos we do, it just happens....as you'll hear in this episode. There isn't anything crazy to this one, but this was just a phone convo, that was sprinkled with bits and pieces that COULD make this an episode. After listening to it again, I thought, why not. You're just here for the magic on these tapes as you "feel our heat". lolThis convo episode is all over the place, but if you want to see two people skip around talking about Patrick Swayze, we got you. Wanna hear some back and forth on the Charlie Sheen doc? We got you. You're not gonna find the secrets to the universe here is what I'm saying, but you'll a;ways find a lil rukus. Enjoy the new episode of Rukus Juice and thanks again.

YOh boy, it's late but it's great...time to open the doors to the Hard R Cafe for some Rukus Juice!Oh boy is this one fresh squeezed. It's a good morning chat about the wonderful world of Peacemaker and Gen V. Oh don't worry, there are way more interesting things to talk about on this wonderful first day of the government lockdown. lol. It's another amazing random episode of Rukus Juice where ol Jabbroni decides to poke the bear that is Philbilly about his love for Earth X. We roll over some recent awesome TV, gush over one kids athletic blessing, and say a bunch of interesting things about other. lolyou know what this is, it's game time. Welcome to Rukus Juice!

You know, here at Rukus Juice. we pride ourselves on being masters of conversation and great manipulators of words....NAW! Welcome To The Cafe with Hard R in it's name where we slang the Rukus Juice. We took our time crafting a really good episode that's fil;led with the love that only old school MTV provided. No jokes, no bullshit....well, yes, lots of jpkes and bullshit, but this one's for the Gen Xers baby! We ta;l Music Television, in some of it's finest offerings that it plopped into our homes daily. Can't say much more other than, you'll LOVE this episode, and it's got a lil length to it to msker up for last week. Enjoy this juice baby!

Welcome to what may actually be our shortest episode of Rukus Juice ever!It's pretty racy, still full of the craziness you love, but not as long. It's kinda like a mini candy bar. Anyways, when ol Philbilly says "give em a sip", we give them a damned sip! We cram in everything we can before the draw of dad duties and work break this one up.Hey, at least we keep on topic. Trust me, this is a wild ride like every other episode, just in a smaller compact size. Welcome to the Hard R Cafe and welcome to a rambunctious guzzle of Rukus Juice!

Well, you know what day it is. You musta walked through the doors of the Hard R Cafe this morning to make yourself feel a bit better, huh?Yeah...you picked the wrong place for that. Lol. If you'd like to hear our take on Bambi's mom getting iced? Right place. Hear about Charlie Sheen banging stuff? Right place.The contributions of the American workforce on the world stage? Nope. That's a few doors down, Im sure. Can Crisco be used as an effective lube? Once again, right place.You see, what I'm getting at here, is that you're listening to Rukus Juice. It's a random episode (blame Philbilly), but this isn't where you're gonna hear alot of clean and shiney nice stuff. I mean, it isn't ALL crass. Or is it? Anyways, you know what you're here for. Dont act surprised. Let's get our Juice on!

Ok, blah blah blah RUKUS JUICE! YAAY!This episode wasn't supposed to happen, but ol Philbilly wanted to get one high and fast across the plate, so gametime it is.The Cafe is open, Hard R that is, so you know what's up. Here ya go....

Rukus Juice is back being served up at the place with the name you love to say, The Hard R Cafe!Oh this one is a semi guided missile aimed at we don't know what, but be prepared. For what you ask? A SEMI Superman review, a wonderful convo about this CRAZY Raj Jackson situation, and Brocephus' decent into Oswald State Correctional Facility.Just listen. I mean, you know what we do, and who you're gonna have to pray to forgiveness afterwards, so get moving. Go ahead. Press play. Its Rukus Juice baby!