Fantasy Murder Love Triangle: A 70s TV Podcast

In this episode we celebrate Josh’s birthday by going on a journey beyond Hewett-Dome with Christopher Hewett. We talk about balls, rapturous showers, and tender lessons learned. But mostly you will just heat the sound of us gasping for air while discussing Ratboy. Happy Birthday, Josh!The episodes we watched are:Mr. Belvedere S5E22 Almost HeavenCharacter: Mr. BelvedereABC After School Special: The Seven Wishes of a Rich KidCharacter: RuncibleRatboyCharacter: Acting CoachCheck out Scott Stirling!Check out the In Memoriam Movie Podcast!Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Podcast!Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.comCheck us out on ⁠Facebook!⁠

In this episode we both celebrate Jake’s birthday and mourn the loss of Hulk Hogan. We talk about slapping, Slender Terry, and the most Christian hour of television where lessons are taught and lessons are learned. And Prison Mike. The episodes we watched are:The Love Boat S9E13: Miss Mom/Who’s the Champ/Gopher’s DelusionCharacter: Hulk HoganThe A-Team S4E21: The Trouble With HarryCharacter: Hulk HoganThunder in Paradise S1E4: Sea QuentinCharacter: Randolph “Hurricane” SpencerWalker, Texas Ranger S9E13; Division StreetCharacter: Boomer KnightHulk Hogan vs The Big Boss Man In the Steel Cage 1989Character: Hulk HoganCheck out the In Memoriam Movie Podcast where we remember Hulk Hogan!Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Podcast where we talk about Suburban Commando!Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.comCheck us out on ⁠Facebook!⁠

In this episode we are overwhelmed by CHARO!  We talk about: The Saxons, LOU CARNES, and Grigory. Also, we do “the Charo” about 100 times. Finally, think sexy and be sexy my friends.The episodes we watched are:Fantasy Island S7E22: Surrogate Mother/The Ideal WomanCharacter: Yolanda MoralesIronside S5E18: Find a VictimCharacter: The DancerThe Love Boat S6E22: I Like to Be In America/He Ain’t Heavy/Abby’s Maiden Voyage Character: April LopezCheck out the In Memoriam Movie Podcast!Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Podcast with Josh where we talk about the Zodiac Killer and his Axis Friends!!Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.comCheck us out on ⁠Facebook!⁠

In this episode we talk about Lucile Bluth herself, Jessica Walter. And we introduce a new show that we have not watched before in Barnaby Jones to the utter disbelief of the Fillmore Brothers who thought the name was made up. We talk about: stroke voice, trying to fathom 10 seasons of Barnaby Jones, Robby the Robit, and Joe Stallion.The episodes we watched are:Barnaby Jones S3E2: Dead Man’s RunCharacter: Bernice KellnerColumbo S3E6: Mind Over MayhemCharacter: Margaret NicholsonThe Love Boat S4E12: Doc’s Dismissal/A Frugal Pair/The Girl Next DoorCharacter: Sally WelkerCheck out the In Memoriam Movie Podcast!Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Podcast!Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.comCheck us out on ⁠Facebook!⁠

In this special crossover episode with the In Memoriam Movie Podcast, We talk about Sian Barbara Allen who recently passed away. We of course know her as Jenny, from The Waltons. We talk about: corn dodgers, chain smoking, Jenny’s red flags, and whether or not John Man would be ashamed of our lies. And we fight about eyeliner.The episodes we watched are:Columbo S3E1 Lovely But LethalCharacter: Shirley BlaneThe Waltons S1E2 The Love StoryCharacter: JennyKojak S1E19 Down a Long and Lonely River.Character: Lyndsey WalkerCheck out the In Memoriam Movie Podcast!Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Podcast!Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.comCheck us out on ⁠Facebook!⁠

Hey there, Birthday Roy! In this episode, Roy makes all of his white suit dreams come true as we dedicate an entire show to THE mas macho, Ricardo Montalban! We talk about: fighting whites, heaving bosoms, and horse love. Again. Thank you for joining us, Star Trek expert Jon Madsen!The episodes we watched are:-Star Trek TOS S1E22: Space SeedCharacter: Khan-Fantasy Island S5E2: The Devil & Mr. Rourke/Ziegfeld Girls/Kid Corey Rides AgainCharacter: Mr. Rourke-Columbo S5E4: A Matter of HonorCharacter: Luis Montoya-The Love Boat S4E7: The Horse Lover/Secretary to the Stars/Julie’s Decision/Gopher and Isaac Buy a Horse/Village People Ride AgainCharacter: Horse Race Announcer-Star Trek II: The Wrath of KhanCharacter: KhanCheck out the J.R. Watches Star Trek For the First Time Podcast where we talk about Space Seed!Check out the J.R. Watches Star Trek For the First Time Podcast where we talk about Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan!Check out the In Memoriam Movie Podcast!Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Podcast!Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.comCheck us out on ⁠Facebook!⁠

Happy Penny-Palooza! In this episode, we buck all rhyme and reason and simply give into Spencer’s wishes and watch whatever he tells us to. We talk about: The Hammock District, who wore the white jacket better, Jake going to town on Columbo’s furrowed brow, and we give Luke an unusually lengthy spotlight.The episodes we watched are:-The Simpsons S8E2: You Only Move Twice-Miami Vice S1E1: Brother’s Keeper-Columbo S3E7: Swan SongCheck out Beef Stew!Check out the In Memoriam Movie Podcast!Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Podcast!Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.comCheck us out on ⁠Facebook!⁠

It’s Episode 1 of the 3rd Season of the Fantasy Murder Love Triangle 70s Television Podcast and we just couldn’t wait to return to TJ Hooker! So our guest star is Lisa Hartman (that’s Carol from the Love Boat Alaska Wedding Cruise episode we did last year). We talk about: Riding whites, throwing snakes, Tattoo’s horse, dating mode Hooker, the great Raymond Burr, and studs. The episodes we watched are: - Fantasy Island S2E18: Casting Director/Pentagram/Little Ball - TJ Hooker S1E5 The Witness - The Love Boat S2E18/19: Alas Poor Dwyer/After the War/Itsy Bitty/Ticket to Ride/Disco Baby Check out Lisa Hartman singing If Love Must Go Check out Lisa Hartman singing When I Said I Do Check out the In Memoriam Movie Podcast! Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Podcast! Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.com Check us out on ⁠Facebook!⁠

Happy Valentine’s Day from the throbbing hearts of brother and sister Jason and Beth, the sexiest siblings to ever visit Fantasy Island and fall in love with each other! In this episode, our guest star is Richard (not Dean) Anderson, and we finally get back to the Big Three shows. We talk about: Richard Anderson getting killed or maimed in every episode, tufts of chest hair, the return of smoldering serious Leslie Nielsen (he’s back, Amigo!), and Captain Stubing’s one chance to get away!The episodes we watched are:-Fantasy Island S5E9: Romance Times Three/Night of the Tormented SoulCharacter: Richmond Martinique-Columbo S1E5: Lady In WaitingCharacter: Bryce Chadwick-The Love Boat S2E20: Best of Friends/Aftermath/Dream BoatCharacter: Dr. Art AkersCheck out the In Memoriam Movie Podcast!Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Podcast!Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.comCheck us out on ⁠Facebook!⁠

Welcome to the Fantasy Murder Love Triangle second annual Christmas Special and Season Wrap-up. You had better believe we returned to Walton Mountain for a snowy, wholesome good time! On this special Christmas episode, we talk about: Hooker’s Hungry Man and hot ham sandwich diet, the Hulk’s brush with love, the bestest Christmas on Walton Mountain, and one brother has his big green hulk heart grow three sizes! Merry Christmas! The episodes we watched are: - TJ Hooker S3E12: Slay Ride - The Waltons S5E12: The Best(est) Christmas - The Incredible Hulk S3E11: Captive Night Check out the In Memoriam Movie Podcast! Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Podcast! Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.com Check us out on ⁠Facebook!⁠

Welcome to the Fantasy Murder Love Triangle first annual Thanksgiving Special. I am especially thankful for my brothers and for Telly Savalas. On this special Thanksgiving episode, in which everyone has a cold apparently, we talk about: Jon Boy Relish, walnut currency, cornshine, wondering when Jon Boy will become Jon Man, and we have to endure Roy disrespecting one of the greatest episodes of television of all time with his wacky rankings. The episodes we watched are: - The Waltons S2E10: The Thanksgiving Story Parts 1-2 - Magnum P.I. S3E1: Did You Seen the Sunrise Parts 1-2 - Kojak with Stallone S3E2: My Brother, My Enemy Check out the In Memoriam Movie Podcast! Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Podcast! Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.com Check us out on ⁠Facebook!⁠ https://www.facebook.com/groups/fmltp

Strap in for the BAIN-A-PALOOZA!  We talk about the Bain effect, luxurious white furs, crack ca-caine, tube socks to the knees leadership, a firm but loving father, sexy headstands, Josh lies about Dif’rent Strokes, and there are several moments in the podcast where I am giggling and it doesn’t make sense but it is because I am checking out the Waltons Thanksgiving Special on IMDB at the time and am having trouble keeping it together.  The episodes we watched are: Maude: 5.9 Arthur’s Worry Character: Arthur Dark Shadows: 6.32 The Owl, the Raven, and the Bat Character: Hotel Clerk The Love Boat: 9.1 A Day In Port Character: Charles Caster The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: 6.23 I, Done Character: Phillip Drummond CHiPs: 4.5 The Great 5K Star Race and Boulder Wrap Party (Josh) Character: Conrad Bain Different Strokes: 3.1 The Bank Job (Josh) Character: Phillip Drummond C.H.O.M.P.S. Character: Ralph Norton Check out the In Memoriam Movie Podcast! Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Podcast! Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.com Check us out on Facebook! We'll be back in a few weeks for our Thanksgiving special with: The Waltons, Magnum P.I., and Kojak!

In this episode we are all aboard for what turned out to be a double dose of the Love Boat, and we are all on board for Bert Convy’s impermeable hair helmet. We talk about tight perms, wet towels, tight perms, shirtless Stubbing, tight perms, and a moment where Roy almost lets slip a biiiig secret. And tight perms. The episodes we watched are: -Fantasy Island: 2.09 The Appointment/Mr. Tattoo Character: Dr. John Carlson -Charlie’s Angels: 4.1-2 Love Boat Angels Character: Paul Hollister -The Love Boat: 5.16 Green, But Not Jolly/Past Perfect Love/ Instant Family Character: Gary Michaels (Special Guest Star Corey Feldman as Mike Lee) Check out Black Denim Trousers and Motorcycle Boots by The Cheers! For the heck of it, check out Edith Piaf singing Black Denim Trousers and Motorcycle Boots in French! Check out the In Memoriam Movie Podcast! Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Podcast! Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.com

*Content Warning: One of the characters in Fantasy Island imagines that she is assaulted. Feel free to skip ahead to 25:00 if you like.* In this episode we are discussing America’s sexiest bronze body grandpa, Robert Loggia. Which leads us to the darkest episode of anything we’ve watched so far. Geez Louise! We talk about Nancy Reagan, jump kicks, silk scarves, and two wolves in one heart. The episodes we watched are: -Fantasy Island: 4.12 The Heroine/The Warrior Character: Porter Brockhill -Columbo: 5.5 Now You See Him Character: Harry Blandford -Kojak: 2.23 Two-Four-Six for Two Hundred Character: Cassidy York Check out the In Memoriam: A Movie Podcast! Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Movie Podcast! For a preview of what's to come (Bert Convy), find us on Facebook! Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.com

In this episode we find ourselves once again ruled by Ape Law with the return of Roddy McDowall. Also returning is MANTOOTH! AND we have special guest Molly Grew from The Last Unicorn joining us on The Love Boat. We talk about tiny pirates, Tattoo’s despair, Chicken Morango, and how quickly your fiancé can become your mother. The episodes we watched are: -Fantasy Island 4.1: The Devil and Mandy Breem Character: The Devil -Columbo 1.6: Short Fuse Character: Roger Stanford -The Love Boat 2.17: Second Chance/Don’t Push Me/Like Father, Like Son Character: Fred Beery Check Out Diggy Diggy Hole by Wind Rose Check out the In Memoriam: A Movie Podcast! Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Movie Podcast! For a preview of what's to come (Robert Loggia), find us on Facebook!

In this episode we have a star studded lineup headlined by Mel Sharples himself Vic Tayback. Vic is joined by Conrad Bain, Richard Moll, William Shatner, Annette Funicello, and of course Telly Savalas! AND we are joined by special guests Andy Wilson from the Kiss Your Franchise Goodbye Podcast, as well as Jon Madsen from the Yours, Mine, & Theirs movie podcast. This time around there was no Columbo episode so we watched TJ Hooker for the first time ever. It will not be the last. We talk about hood slides, platonic perfection, Judy vs Julie (yes, they are sisters), and we mark the first time Rourke did not humiliate Tattoo. The episodes we watched are: -Fantasy Island: 4.20 Delphine/The Unkillable Character: Chet Nolan -TJ Hooker: 1.4 Hooker’s War Character: Pete Benedict -The Love Boat: 8.16 Instinct/Unmade for Each Other/BOS Character: Shelly Sommers -Alice: 4.1 Has Anyone Here Seen Telly? Character: Mel Sharples Check out TJ Hooker’s Hood Ride on SNL! Check out the In Memoriam: A Movie Podcast! Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Movie Podcast! Check out the Kiss Your Franchise Goodbye Podcast! For a preview of what's to come (Roddy McDowall!), find us on Facebook! Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.com

In this episode we are introduced to Home Pride Richard Gilliland. This time around there was no Columbo episode so we watched The Waltons for the first time ever. We talk about butter drizzled parts, normies, the perils of Pearl Harbor, fishing rods, and we explore the most misogynistic episode of The Love Boat yet. It made all of us really uncomfortable and that’s saying something. The episodes we watched are: -Fantasy Island: 4.10 High Off the Hog/Reprisal Character: Bud Simmons -The Waltons: 9.9-10 The Whirlwind/The Tempest Character: Arlington Wescott Jonesy Jones -The Love Boat: 2.11 Heads or Tails/Mona of the Movies/The Little People (Roy) Character: Wally Fontaine Click here to buy some Home Pride! Check out the In Memoriam: A Movie Podcast! Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Movie Podcast! For a preview of what's to come (Vic Tayback!), find us on Facebook! Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.com

In this episode we are treated to the immediate return of Ray Milland (as well as the return of Courney, and Brett Halsey) who starred in last podcast’s Columbo episode as Mr. Kennicutt.  We talk about normies, Mr. Krueger, and of course Smooch. The Ray Milland episodes we covered are: -Fantasy Island: 2.7 Let the Good Times Roll/Nightmare/The Tiger Character: Colonel James Weston -Columbo: 2.2 The Greenhouse Jungle Character: Jarvis Goodland -The Love Boat: 3.1-2 Alaska Wedding Cruise: Buddy and Portia’s Story/Julie’s Story/Carol and Doug’s Story/Peter and Alicia’s Story Parts 1 & 2 Character: Peter Bradbury Check out the In Memoriam: A Movie Podcast where we discuss Carl Weathers!! Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Movie Podcast! For a preview of what's to come (Richard Gilliland), find us on Facebook! Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.com Note: We state in the podcast that we are finally going to cover a season 7 episode of Fantasy Island but alas it has since been taken down from the site that was hosting it. Sorry!

In this episode we are honored to re-introduce to the world one of the sexiest men of the 70s, Brett Halsey. We talk about Zit Face, Jerry Stubbings, our first ever murder fantasy, and Eyeore the Golf Pro. And sexual harassment. Always sexual harassment. The Brett Halsey episodes we covered are: -Fantasy Island: 3.5 The Chain Gang/The Boss Character: Brent Bailey -Columbo: 1.2 Death Lends a Hand Character: Ken Archer -The Love Boat: 1.18 Last of the Stubbings/Million Dollar Man/The Sisters Character: Clark Tyler Check out the In Memoriam: A Movie Podcast! Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Movie Podcast! For a preview of what's to come (Brett Halsey), find us on Facebook! Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.com

In this episode we kick off Season 2 with the great Leslie Nielsen! We get to talk about deep V necks, Sexual Harassment (again), and special horse love! It was great to be back in the saddle with our 3 core shows again. We are joined by special guest, and certified Columbophile, Ammon Allred. The Leslie Nielsen episodes we covered are: Fantasy Island: 2.14 Seance/The Treasure Character: Victor Conti -Columbo: 5.3 Identity Crisis Character: A. J. Henderson -The Love Boat: 1.22 A Selfless Love/The Nubile Nurse/Parents Know Best Character: Dan Michaels Check out the In Memoriam: A Movie Podcast! Check out the Yours, Mine, & Theirs Movie Podcast! Check out Ammon Allred reading Time and Being on his hot new Tik Tok channel!  Check out Leslie Nielsen as The Swamp Fox! Check out this compilation of Leslie Nielsen with his fart machine! For a preview of what's to come (Brett Halsey), find us on Facebook! Email us at: fantasymurderlovetriangle@gmail.com