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Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.
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A special Halloween episode! Just for you! (not really.) Featuring: Gothrobics… Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition… The Bureaucrat… I Wanna Dance with Somebody… Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast… Inexplicable: First Contact?… That’s Florida For You!… and More! Credits and Attribution: “Gothrobics” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: Velonia: Jennifer Kalison Ms. Wolski: Lillian McGuinness “Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition” written by Jennifer Kalison...
Another live show! Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy! Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator. Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, Florida August 25, 2025 Directed by Doug McDowell Sound Design and Recording: Michael F. Lewis Artistic Director for All the Line Studio and Incubator: Kimberly DiPersia Curator for Next Steps Screenplay Series: Jeff Rembert Cast: Stede Bonnett Doc Anthony Bravo Ryan Bu...
If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our 2nd live show on Monday, August 25, 2025 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator. You’ll be able to see our talented actors live on stage performing some of your favorite sketches from past episodes plus some amazing brand new material. It's the most fun you can have on a Monday night. At least without drugs. For more information and tickets visit our website at www.cannedmeattheatre...
Thirteen episodes! Lucky for us! Not for you. Featuring: Space Travel Lottery Winners… Tech Support for the Afterlife… The Bureaucrat… Don’t Drop the Deuce Florida!… Beware the Idiots of March… Three Dog Night… The (Mis)adventures of Astroman… The Starlight Café… and More! “Space Travel Lottery Winners” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: It’s Kim!: Kimberly DiPersia Jane: Jennifer Kalison Dave: Jay Bog Linda: Rachael Tillman Brad: Jeffrey S. Herman Shayla: Sarah Zavala “Tech Suppor...
Twelve episodes! That’s a dozen! Featuring: World Makeup Finals… Neighborhood Dysphoria… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda… Shelf Help with Shari Phelps!… Superhero Pharmacy Blues… The Bureaucrat… and More! “World Makeup Finals” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: Matt Finnish: Jaxon Powers Pearl Shine: Jennifer Coe Sheena: Lisa Acebo “Neighborhood Dysphoria” written by Doug McDowell Voices: Dr. Betty Johnson: Toni Deckers Jan: Jennifer Coe Melissa: Lillian McGuinness Councilman Fred De...
We’re back! Whether you like it or not. Featuring: The Night Podiatrist… Purity Weekend… The Bureaucrat… ShurJet: The Real Discount Airline!… The (Mis)adventures of Astroman… Name and Address Withheld: Will and Testament and More! “The Night Podiatrist: Post Holiday Pain” written by Jennifer Kalison Voices: Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell Aunt Judy: Jennifer Kalison “Purity Weekend” written and directed by Toni Deckers Voices: Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers Betsy: Eden Shultz Kati...
Happy Holidays! Join Metal Mike and journey back to the turn of the millenium and the strangest sub-genre of metal ever. written by Doug McDowell Voices: Metal Mike: Doc Anthony Bravo Freya Bjorgenborgensen: Freya Hunt Siggi Sigursdottir: Jennifer Kalison Horace Rutting-Pigg: Jeffrey S. Herman Dr. Inga Malmsteen: Rachael Tillman Bart Szmansky: Michael F. Lewis Monique/Andrea: Sarah Zavala Frankie/Gunnar: Doug McDowell Song Lyrics for “Dilate” and “Don’t Come Near Me (or I’ll Rip it ...
Our first live show! Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy! Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator. Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, Florida September 30, 2024 Directed by Doug McDowell Sound Design and Recording: Michael F. Lewis Live Stream: Tony Taylor Artistic Director for All the Line Studio and Incubator: Kimberly DiPersia Curator for Next Steps Screenplay Series: Jeff Rembert Cast: Joe Boino Doc ...
Our tenth episode! With a Halloween theme! Look out behind you! Featuring: Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse… The Day HE Went to See His Agent… The Bureaucrat… The Big Bad Wolf: Behind the Howl… Angel Studios Halloween… The Haunted GPS… and More! “Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse” written by Jeffrey Herman Voices: Narrator: Jeffrey Herman Kara: Paige Weinsheimer Greg: Doc Anthony Bravo Barista (Witch): Rachael Tillman “The Day HE Went to See His Agent” by Doug McDowell Voices: Michael Myers: Doug McDowel...
If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our first live show on Monday, September 30, 2024 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator. You’ll be able to see our talented actors live on stage performing some of our finest sketches from past episodes plus some amazing brand new material. It’s like radio- for your eyes. For more information and tickets visit our website at www.cannedmeattheatre.com or visit our partners at All th...
Our ninth episode! That’s almost ten. Featuring: Crime Talk with the Holmes Bros.…Olive Garden Gangsters… The Bureaucrat… Bitch Bar… Superheroes’ Day Off… and More! “Crime Talk with the Holmes Brothers” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Mycroft Holmes: Scott Monty Sherlock Holmes: Paul Singleton Charles Garrett: Burt Wolder Heather Featherlight: Toni Deckers “Olive Garden Gangsters” written by Alex R. Wagner Voices: CEO (The Don): Jeffrey Herman Minion 1: Michael Lewis Minion 2: Doc Anth...
Our eighth episode! We’re getting the hang of this. Featuring: The Assistant App…The Bureaucrat… Build GPT… Miss Fortune’s misfortune… Drag Drive… The Esteemed Mrs. Barker… and More! “Assistant App” written by Kimberly DiPersia. Voices: Announcer (Male): Marc Lucia Slogan Voice (Female): Toni Deckers Female Entrepreneur 1: Sarah Zavala Female Entrepreneur 2: Jennifer Kalison Male Entrepreneur: Doc Anthony Bravo Husband: Joe Boino Wife: Andrea Howells “Build GPT Makes a Doghouse” wr...
Our seventh episode! It was supposed to out in February. We got sick. It’s late. So just laugh at all the Valentine’s stuff anyway. Featuring: After Happily Ever After… The GenX-Files with Smoulder and Sulky…The Night Podiatrist…Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer teaches you to tango (and how!) … and More! This episode is dedicated to Kimberly Wolski. “After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert. Voices: It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia Snow White: Jennifer Kalison “The GenX-Files with Smo...
We're a little behind getting February's episode out due to unforeseen circumstances ( Miss Fortune didn't even see it). But we'll be back soon with a brand new episode. In the meantime, please enjoy this preview, featuring a trip back to the 90's and that TV show we all loved (well, the nerds did, anyway). written by Jennifer Kalison and Kimberly Wolski dedicated to Kimberly Wolski Voices: Smoulder: Doc Anthony Bravo Sulky: Jennifer Kalison Announcer: Doug McDowell Visit us a...
Action! Adventure! Women in Trousers! Join the Major, his man Rupert and the scandalous Lady Ramsbottom on their adventures aboard the time-traveling airship, HMS Impossible. Originally featured in Episode 4, this version has been remixed and remastered for your listening pleasure. written by Doug McDowell. Voices: Presenter: Stede Bonnett Major Alcock Brown: Doug McDowell Rupert: Doc Anthony Bravo Lady Evelyn Ramsbottom: Kimberly DiPersia Lord Ramsbottom: Jeff Rembert Visit us at www.can...
Our sixth episode! And it’s a big one. Just in time for the Holidays! Makes a great gift! (not really) Featuring: A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving… Al Standish for Not-Now!…Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited…We Got Food…Donut Friday… The Night Podiatrist… The Cryptopsychiatrist… The Bureaucrat… …Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer celebrates Hannukah (in Santa Monica)… and More! “A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving,” written by Alex R. Wagner. Voices: Narrator: Jennifer Kalison Sister: Rachael Til...
While you're anxiously awaiting Episode 6, here's the latest from our prolific prognosticator, Miss Fortune! Written by Andrea Howells Announcer: Stede Bonnett Miss Fortune: Andrea Howells Support us on Patreon Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon
Our fifth episode! (Almost) just in time for Halloween. Boo! Featuring: Shelf Help: Halloween Edition… Antipersonal Ads…Haiku News…The Bureaucrat… The Old Scouts…Miss Fortune… Sam Champion’s Jaguars Podcast… and More! “Shelf Help: Halloween Edition,” written by Jennifer Kalison. Voices: Shari Phelps: Jennifer Kalison “The Old Scouts” written by Jeff Rembert and Chet Hall (aka Joseph P. Clayman) Voices: Bailey: Jeff Rembert Tucker: Doug McDowell Oswald: Marc Lucia “Haiku News” writt...
While you're waiting for the next episode of Canned Meat Theatre, please enjoy Shari Phelps as she teaches you the benefits of open shelving. Remember, an organized space is a happier place! And look for future members-only bonus material on our Patreon site! Written and Performed by Jennifer Kalison Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on Patreon
Our fourth (and longest) episode! (let’s hope advertisers notice) Featuring: The Major The Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair Haiku News Wedding Bells Bail Bonds Tom Lehrer recalls those golden college days. and More! “The Major,” written by Doug McDowell. Voices: Presenter: Stede Bonnett Major Alcock Brown: Doug McDowell Rupert: Doc Anthony Bravo Lady Evelyn Ramsbottom: Kimberly DiPersia Lord Ramsbottom: Jeff Rembert “The Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair” written by Andr...
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