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The Morning Blitz
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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!
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A few heavy bands were announced for Sonic Temple 2026We try to break a Guiness world record for high fives in 30 secondsScammed by an astronaut who needed money to buy oxygen in spaceWe prank Kelly in a round of Rock N RumbleGoose is not a fan of sightseeing
An Ohio police officer was drunk on the job and is now out of a jobWhat do you really learn that is so much better at elite rich colleges?'Taste Test Tuesday' was really rough todaySharing relationship dirt with your friendsGummy thoughts
Buckeye Hall of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU footballPeople are learning to forge in case of an apocalyptic eventHave you borrowed money and not paid it back or had it happen to you?A boyfriend gives his girlfriend two weeks noticeDave Portnoy vs the Buckeyes
A Buckeye fan has made a crazy bet on every Ohio State gameSabastian Bach has been triggered by vocal coachesIf your girl cheats with another girl, is it less devastating?Alexa roasts former quarterback and FOX host, Matt LeinartHide the zucchini
Goose was able to obtain Travis and Taylor's wedding vowsYou should never use a cucumber that big for thatThe greatest farts from movie scenesGoose has a moral dilemma and needs adviceStaying in a relationship until after you get something you need
Bands that could still tour with their original lineupSeth Rogen wants to get high with youAnts love golden showers and frogs love orgiesIroning boards have become a thing of the pastA man can tell how many times you pleasure yourself based on your hands
Burning Man's primary drug supplier got busted on his way in to the festivalCalling off work because you are unhappyWomen are flocking to an England church because the priest is so hotHow it would sound if AC/DC was a funk bandSometimes things can go very wrong at a wedding
How have you been caught red handed doing something really wrong?Thick and Kelly get into a huge fight over a really dumb debateIf a pay machine is broken, what do you do?The funniest movies of all timeYour petty reason for hating a celebrity
Goose has an issue with Thick Rick's bathroom timeThe hamstering trend has come back around againPetty reasons for breaking up with someoneLetting your kids enjoy a concert without youCat food burgers
Goose's boys went back to school today and we call them on the airA.I. is completely taking over job hiring and medical diagnosisIf you had a dollar everytime someone said this to youYoutube is turning 20 and we look at the viral videos that started it allDo you regret having kids? That's the topic of today's Blitz Therapy
Ozempic is causing a crazy side effect in womenHow did you dodge a bullet in the past?Ridiculous new words for the Oxford dictionaryWe want to know that thing that you can always sniff outTaste Test Tuesday
Goose chased off a thief in his neighborhoodA man gets paid to crash funerals and divulge family secretsGetting a hookup to something from the only person who could do itA woman is suing a company that pays her to do nothingA school teacher was drunk by noon on the second day of school
What is the best $5 snack or food deal out there?Mosquitoes are out of control this summerWe play a new game called Chain ReactionWhen something is not normal about a normal placeThe Ol' Dick Twist
Why did you have to apologize to a sibling?Having friends costs an average of $250 per monthThe man with the world's biggest dong broke his arm because of itThe best and worst place you ever poopedHow to check out of a hotel according to Gen Z
Kelly's order from Sweetwater was missing her candy and she wasn't happyIf Goose dies a crazy death, he wants a memoir from it with his ashesA rich guy thinks he can give his girlfriend a curfewA mail delivery woman got rich stealing mailChat GPT can be just as bad as Web MD
Goose is dealing with a rat outside his house that actually knocked on the backdoorBigger food portions when ordering under a man's nameYou have to be careful celebrating a NASCAR victoryStudy results that simply make you say 'DUH'Gummy thoughts
The top 80s hair metal bands and the greatest guitarists of the 80sPocket pancakes because you don't want to get hangryDo not underestimate the strip club janitorLiving with nonstop orgasmsLet's check in on the career criminal that won the lottery
Stupid changes are coming to Buckeye gamedays at the horse shoeCrazy mishaps that happened at funeralsThe songs that bands have played the most in concertBizarre ways that pets ended up in the emergency roomF my life
What childhood toy did you buy as an adult?Covering for your boss by lying to the bigger bossThings that people always do even though they are unhygienicIf your students are going to fight, you might as well start a fight club for kidsTaking mental health days off from school
On a scale of 1 to 'I own a sword', what is your level of weirdness?Today we taste test the top summer drink, the Trailer Park SpritzerYou can donate your pets to a Denmark zoo to feed the animalsJuggling will actually keep you healthyDriving slow in the fast lane can now get you arrested
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