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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!
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Actor/Comedian, Lil Rel, stops by the show ahead of his weekend at the Funny BoneYou have 30 seconds to vent live about whatever you want, GO!There is a new cruel trend called 'The Alpine Divorce'The point in life when you stop caring what other people thinkThe best rock band logos
19 million Americans admit they have wanted to shoot someone deadTell us something you learned in school that you have never used sinceThings that you can and can't bring on a planeBirds are becoming addicted to nicotineDivorced parents trying to steal their kid's first time moments from each other
Is it a red flag if a guy is 42, never married, and has no kids?A college has created a little device to count your farts for scienceA deaf woman was kicked off a flight for not listeningSome people are finding that they are too old to party hard.  Some are not.Be warned that robot dogs are now guarding data centers
Ohio is the king of college dodgeball and it isn't even closeIrish Celtic names sound nothing like they are spelledTell us what you finally come around to after resisting it for yearsStop listening to medical advice from TikTokDoes calling 'Dibs!" still count?
Movies that are 10 out of 10 with zero bad partsAustralia is developing AI using real human brain cellsTarget is overhauling their stores and removing toysKelly spent the entire weekend without powerYes you can get a DUI driving a golf cart
We ask you one question and then guess if you wake n bakeGoose gives Thick and Kelly a quiz on Gen Z slang80% of men have nicknamed their junk...tell us your nicknameWe do a blind taste test with different colored Fruit LoopsShould people be allowed to record you with Meta glasses?
People are now using A.I. to tell themselves how to talk sociallyHow should gift giving be handled for people on their second marriage?A dumb debate over how tall a leprechaun isThe best movie soundtracks to have sex toNFL football on Thanksgiving Eve
Goose's new dog got her first buzz when she ate one of Goose's gummiesWhat strange thing was delivered to your house that you didn't order?Today's Blitz Therapy letter caused a heated arguementEvery single kid in America is on their phone at schoolThe happiest cities in the country
Rock stars who went solo and failed miserablyPeople leave a lot of bizarre things at the airportKelly's struggle with Sonic Temple this yearOhio State president resigns over inappropriate relationshipStrange school team names
Would you accept this guy's money offer to keep his odd collection for a week?The TV shows, movies, and songs that turn people on the mostGoose had his proudest parental moment over the weekendRobbing a bank with a Google translatorHaving sex in a port-a-potty
A Pontiac, Michigan teacher goes off on a crazy, hilarious tirade at a studentStrong man and WWE legend, Mark Henry, joins us ahead of the Arnold ExpoGoose can ask a girl one question and guess her boob sizeTell us how you ended up in a place you definitely should not beGet paid $100,000 for eating Wendy's food and talking about it
Tell us where you were when you had an emergency poop situationWhat are you famous for on any level?Goose is fed up with drivers on Roberts Rd.The best fictional dancers in moviesWhen you say the wrong thing and immediately want to crawl in a hole
Bethany wants to know the best way to hook up with her doctorWashington State has banned companies from putting microchips in their employeesWomen always act shocked when they are proposed to, but they really aren'tThe greatest fictional football players in moviesNew Game Of Thrones Movie
If you finally meet God, what is the first question you would ask?Things that were named wrong and what they should be calledTell us how many people have you kissed in your lifetimeHuey Lewis and The News in the NewsOpposite song titles
The cop said she had her phone in her right hand, but she had no right handA different take on mishead song lyricsParents who were so tired they made bizarre mistakesThis man holds the world record for the smallest penisLet's have a ranch dressing milkshake...said no one ever
The new Spotify Urn will let you take music into the afterlifeMost guys are more turned on by a messy girl who just got out of bedGoose defended himself this morning for using roadside assistance to change a tireWhy do people with no kids drive a mini van?We need to get answers from the Mythical Coin of Destiny
Couples being sober togetherWould you take $10,000,000 today in exchange for losing the last 10 years of your life?Funny outtake of Goose trying to record a promoForget about college, just go to Youtube UniversityCoronavirus is coming back in July
Goose thinks the new family dog might be racistBenny Blanco has dirty feet and farts like a girlWhat brand would you get tattooed on your body for free stuff?You really need to be buying new underwear more often than you doRank these 4 movie villains
How did you get over on a business that did you wrong?You plan a suprise weekend getaway and tell your girl to be ready to go in 3 hoursTell us the big thing you finally tried and it was not that impressiveCertain foreign words sound very inappropriate in the U.S.Canadian hockey fan reaction to the U.S. winning the gold medal
You can see Kid Rock in the front row for a small fee of $5,000Having kids cuss in your company commerical is good for businessTell us the medical mistake or misdiagnosis that happened to youYou could be on stage with Three Days Grace when they play Nationwide ArenaMovie cliches that never happen in real life
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