Anti-wave

This week, Robert takes on Digger and You Can See Everything, while Ira wonders why both titles sound like things a judge has specifically ordered him to stop doing. Join Robert and Ira as they change things up and discuss two movies: Digger and I Can See Everything, and share their top 5 reenactment movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeart Radio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be two totally different people for you to imagine being, first a super wealthy baron who fucks up the environment to make shit loads of money and give people what they want but there’s something really weird about you and your actions not only of you but those around you, but we won’t find out until later, and second you’re a hot blonde who invented a machine that can identify potential diseases with only one drop of blood and it’s all fake and you swindled investors out of shit loads of money and you’re married to another grifter with a big dick and you’ll soon be locked up in prison for a very long time, and if you want to know what happens to you in both of these totally separate situations, then this podcast is for you!

This week, Robert dives into predators, ratings, and televised humiliation, while Ira learns that bringing condoms to meet a 13-year-old is apparently frowned upon. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss Primetime and share their top 5 least faithful biopics. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeart Radio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be the host of a popular TV show that catches pervs and pedos who are out to fuck under-age kids and you’ve found a perfect decoy who looks like a kid to set up the pervs and pedos and trap them before they do the nasty, but you slowly get more and more obsessed and even you, Mr. Morality, do some bad shit like cheating on your wife and you catch more pervs and pedos including a rabbi and you get more and more nutso and a major sting operation gets botched when you show up at an elected official’s house and he blows his brains out and you kind of go off the deep end but your boyish-looking decoy gets his SAG card, then this podcast is for you!

This week, Robert learns that sometimes the paranoid guy really is right, while Ira learns that accusing the family next door of terrorism is apparently a poor icebreaker. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss Arlington Road and share their top 5 paranoia movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeart Radio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a college professor teaching political science with emphasis in terrorism and your wife died in a botched FBI raid and your new main squeeze is a cute hot coed, and neighbors moved in next door but you realize there’s something unsettling about the dude when you discover he’s changed his name and assumed the identity of a different person and you begin to suspect he’s been involved in blowing up buildings and shit, and your hot coed girlfriend is the voice of reason as you spin and become more and more obsessed with this guy, and he bonds with your son and takes him to sleep-away Scout camp with his boy, but shit gets real as you discover more damning stuff and your hot coed girlfriend now suspects they’re up to no good and she follows them and they kill her, and your neighbor is in a truck filled with bombs and you frantically follow the truck as they drive to blow up a government building, then this podcast is for you!

This week, Robert dives into dinosaurs, time travel, and the collapse of suburban normalcy, while Ira wonders whether any of this is covered by homeowners insurance. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss The End of Oak Street and share their top 5 suburbia films. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeart Radio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a hot wife married to a bland and boring wuss of a husband who is a pizza delivery driver and drinks and even though you’ve got two kids, you plan to leave his sorry ass and some weird shit goes down, including a huge pile of shit on your neighbor’s front lawn and you realize your neighborhood has been sent back in time when dinosaurs ruled the Earth, and while you and your family are battling these huge and hungry creatures, your bland and boring husband gets swallowed by one of them and a glowing orb appears and you can see your neighborhood in the orb without monsters, so you jump into the glowing orb and end up in a neighbor’s swimming pool with no monsters in sight, and if you want to know the fate of your bland and boring hubby, then this podcast is for you!

This week, Robert tears into a revenge story where actions speak louder than words, while Ira wonders if talking less would actually improve this podcast. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss Motor City and share their top 5 ‘70s movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeart Radio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a big-ass dude with bulging muscles, and you meet a hot waitress and propose to her and have hot sex with her, but you are set up by some drug dealers who put a shit load of drugs in the trunk of your car, and your hot girlfriend thinks you’re a bad dude and she watches you being interrogated and she yanks off her engagement ring and you are sent to prison and while you’re pumping iron to build your muscles even more, your fiancé hooks up with the drug dealer who put you away, and she loves the rich lifestyle and stays with him in his mansion, and you see a pic of them together and you escape and find the bitch who two-timed you, but she’s fucked up with heroin and you carry her out of the mansion and as you escape with her, the bad dude accidentally kills the bitch and the bad dude‘s henchman comes after you and you two have a big-ass bloody fight in an elevator and then you toss him off a tall building and you find the dealer who stole your girlfriend and there’s a big car chase but after a big-ass car crash, you hobble towards the bad dude’s car wreckage but he’s gone, then this podcast is for you!