Bitch, Yes!: Your Favorite AITA Podcast

Theme: The Glorious Human Body(CW: Minigame: multiple vulgar names for private parts. Question 1: menstruation. Question 2: chestfeeding. Question 3: genitalia size.)The FCC doesn’t want you to listen to this episode, because it’s TOO EDGY. We say all the things about all the private things on the human body, and we refuse to apologize! But also, we’re sorry.We’ll be covering post-breakup exit polls/poles, a Dewey Decimal System for fluids, combination tampon-vape-pens, and the exchange rate of human milk to TV/VCR combos. As always, Katie will try her best to keep it classy while the rest of us wallow in the muck. In our Bitch Yays, we shout outJade Van Kley, early baseball enthusiast, YouTuber Genetically Modified Skeptic, baseball umpires, Jomboy Media, YA novel Free Period by Ali Terese, Drag Queen Extraordinaire Ginger Minj, and newlyweds Taylor & Travis!Check out PowerTeam Studios' website for more awesome podcast and web series content, and if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole!Want to find out if you're the a-hole? Did you find a really good AlTA question online? Email us and we may answer your question on the show!Our theme music is Sax Sells by Tatami.Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https:// uppbeat.io/t/tatami/sax-sellsLicense code: CJAGEAWEB3OZPRC

Theme: Forbidden FoodsWell, Season 2 is in full swing, and we’re on our vigilante shit again, but this time we’re keeping our judgements punchy and peppy with the SEASON 2 SHOT CLOCK, brought to you by Samuel Beauregard’s Hand-Ground Stone-Ground Mustard!In this episode, we play the FIRST MINIGAME of Season 2 at least once, lambast (imaginary) power-hungry school administrators in Vermont, celebrate Pride month by calling out hetero shit, and Fanhausen out. PLUS, more life lessons from Afroman!! As an added bonus, Christine shares her essay on the upcoming wedding of Taylor and Travis! In our Bitch, Yays! we shout out:​Goddess Lizzo and her new album BITCH.​Comedian Taylor Tomlinson and her new book, Actually, Nevermind.​Romancing the Vote, July 1-5, a massive auction featuring your favorite authors, crafters, comic book artists, screenwriters, video game creators, scientists, and more! This year all money raised goes to Vote Riders and the Southern Coalition for Social Justice, two organizations fighting to preserve the right for every person to have their vote counted.​The Pridebrarian (Jess) of the Pridebrary, Emmy-nominated producer with a degree in Media Studies, exploring LGBTQ+, race, and gender representation in media and pop culture.​Wrestler Danhausen (again, but with a dash of basketball this time) and The New York Knicks for their epic curse-to-comeback saga.​Queer/bi/pan folks, and a reminder that (unless we state otherwise) we remain queer even when in a monogamous relationship with a person of any gender (ie, we did not “pick a side”) .

SEASON 2 PREMIEREHave you ever wondered: What do the hosts of Bitch Yes really do when they’re not judging strangers on the internet? Are the two respective couples actually married, or is it all for show? And where were they for the last two years? While you’re legally not allowed to ask us those questions, don’t worry dear listener, we asked each other for you! Not only do we reveal our own secret double lives, but you know we’ve also got your dose of judging all the a-holes on the internet for their secret double lives. We’ve got it all: smutty pen names, the difference between adult jobs and ADULT (wink) jobs, delicious uppance, and America’s most sacred MLM: The United States Postal Service. BONUS! We determine the Season 1 Minigame Champion through a gauntlet of rigorous Hunger Games-style tests (I assume; I haven’t seen the movies). BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE:Buy co-host Katie Hallahan’s second book, The Twice-Wanted Witch, here! It’s the second fantasy novel in her McKenna Ellerbeck Series after The Twice-Sold Soul: A Steamy Demons and Witches Fantasy, which you can get here. They are fabulous, and you will love them!We also celebrate Orlando Regional Chess Association (ORCA), Greater Boston Crokinole, deity Taylor Swift, YouTuber Emma Thorne, rapper Afroman, wrestler Danhausen, comedian Josh Johnson, and mobile game Drop the Cat.Check out PowerTeam Studios' website for more awesome podcast and web series content, and if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole!Want to find out if you're the a-hole? Did you find a really good AlTA question online? Email us and we may answer your question on the show!Our theme music is Sax Sells by Tatami.Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https:// uppbeat.io/t/tatami/sax-sellsLicense code: CJAGEAWEB3OZPRC

In this episode tackling low-stakes AITA questions (recorded in 2024), Brandon pilots the USS Bad Faith Argument into the Multiverse, we play Capture the Red Flags, and we find out if Christine was secretly the asshole all along. Also, surprise! We make a thousand Star Trek (mostly The Next Generation) references in this one. This episode has bitch-trayal, the Manchurian Candidate, and meditations on the Buddha's personal hygiene. And also Farmville.ANNOUNCEMENT: Author and co-host Katie Hallahan just published her second book, The Twice-Wanted Witch!! Get it ⁠here⁠! Check out PowerTeam Studios' ⁠website⁠ for more awesome podcast and web series content, and if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole!Want to find out if you're the a-hole? Did you find a really good AlTA question online? ⁠Email us⁠ and we may answer your question on the show!Our theme music is Sax Sells by Tatami.Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https:// uppbeat.io/t/tatami/sax-sellsLicense code: CJAGEAWEB3OZPRC

CW: Intro minigame: childbirth, Question 1: Alcoholism, Question 2: Breastfeeding, Question 3: Homophobia, Death, FuneralsPull on your laciest garters, practice your chicken dance, and set your monkey decapitation dial to Off, because it’s wedding (and funeral) time! There’s no alcohol in sight, but we have an open bar on crow and more boobs than you can shake a skewer at! Then you can help us toss out all those pesky funeral crashers.(Note: this episode was recorded in summer 2024.)ANNOUNCEMENT: Author and co-host Katie Hallahan just published her second book, The Twice-Wanted Witch!! Get it here! Check out PowerTeam Studios' website for more awesome podcast and web series content, and if you like our show, please share it with a friend or your favorite a-hole!Want to find out if you're the a-hole? Did you find a really good AlTA question online? Email us and we may answer your question on the show!Our theme music is Sax Sells by Tatami.Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):https:// uppbeat.io/t/tatami/sax-sellsLicense code: CJAGEAWEB3OZPRC