DiscoverRude Alchemy
Rude Alchemy
Claim Ownership

Rude Alchemy

Author: Rude Alchemy

Subscribed: 1,126Played: 33,791
Share

Description

Rude Alchemy creates farcical, steampunkish, faux-fantasy serial radio plays, with each season set in a distinctive period and following a distinctive storyline. Whichever season you pick, be sure to start with its first episode! Bonus content episodes "Chatter & Lore" offer additional stories to expand their respective universes as well as games, conversation, and childish bickering amongst the creators.

www.rudealchemy.com

Like us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/rudealchemy Follow The Narrator on Twitter @RudeAlchemy
77 Episodes
Reverse
The Yuletide is upon Bainbridge Academy, and that can mean only one thing for Master Carvy and Master Baz: A Murther Investigation! The post 75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone! appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
Edgar Allen Poe had a lot of bad things happen to him – disease, addiction, election days… This is worse. The post 74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween) appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
Resident Sound Designer Mr. Michael Hahn joins us for Beastiary talk/tales. Ryan almost kills Andrew with his game. The post 74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
The famed Beastiary is almost within our heroes’ fuzzy, feathery, leathery grasps! But some pages are best left un-turned. The post 73 The Beastiary, Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
Inspired by the Tawny Owl’s words, our tamed trio sets out to plan their escape to the land of infinite mates! The post 72 The Beastiary, Episode 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
A lion, a tortoise, and a peacock begin to doubt their Zookeeper’s good-nature when their mates are abducted and singled out for ‘special attention.’ The post 71 The Beastiary, Episode 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
We beat the round robin out of the Carver Academy bush, Tom cracks our skulls with ‘Who Said That?’, and Andy pitches a feature! The post 70 Chatter and Lore: Questions, Quotes, & Quips… (same ol’ quintessential qrap) appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
The long-awaited Cotillion is almost here! The perfect time for reconciliation…or revenge?! Find out in the finale! The post 69 (teehee) Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 4 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
A tryst, a tale, and a beTrayal. Also shit-death. (It’s not what you think…ok maybe it is I don’t know what you associate with the phrase ‘shit-death.’) The post 68 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
Was it murder? Carvy thinks so – but Headmaster Crustwedge has other ideas. The post 67 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
It’s a crisp autumn at Bainbridge Academy for Boys, and young Basil Basilton takes a strange and somber new student under his wing. The post 66 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
Tom leads a BRAND NEW GAME! Andrew utters sweet evil story nothings. The post 65 Chatter and Lore: Spellin’ Bees and Spinnin’ Yarns appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
Poe and Pa clash when the two opposing bands of spiritual warriors finally meet. The post 64 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 7 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
We recall our embarrassing early correspondence and drop a new Mudd Rumpus track! The post 63 Chatter and Lore: Recollectin’ and Knife-Fightin’ appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
Poe and pals prep for patricide. Meanwhile, Pa and pals ponder their pecking order. The post 62 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 6 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
Poe goes to Hell and has a heartwarming reunion with the Prince of Darkness. The post 61 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 5 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
Even by our standards, this is a rough one. ENJOY! The post 60 Chatter and Lore: The Worst One Ever appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
Murder! Mistletoe! Moorings! A merry maritime magniloquence crammed lovingly down your minced piehole. The post 59 (Christmas Special!) Carver Cranebottom and the Forgotten Shore appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
We’re back at it again! Listen as we merrily mangle another classic old-time radio ‘Sherlock!’ The post 58 LIVE Special: Classic Sherlock Holmes #4 (Christmas Holmes!) appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
Deep from the hellish bowels of the Rude Alchemy archives comes the cosmically horrifying tale of a post-Revolutionary Jabez Flintwick and his ultimate battle against the forces of evil. The post 57 The Jabez Flintwick Halloween Special! appeared first on Rude Alchemy.
loading
Comments (11)

Luis Morgado

Soooo it's already 26/05/2020 and still no more episodes did something happened? Is rude alchemy still going to delight my auditory senses or am I going to have to search for something else to help pass my working hours?

May 26th
Reply

Maisie Stevenson

Brilliant! I've missed you guys!

Dec 31st
Reply

Hern Huntsman

I really wanted to like this show. Honestly, I tried, but I found the constant jokes about the handicapped and the mentally challenged deeply offensive. I grew up with a favorite uncle who had been crippled with polio as a child, and have several friends who are autistic. The idea that someone would make fun of such kind, genuine people for the sake of a few cheap laughs is beyond offensive. If you have any sympathy for those who suffer from physical or mental disabilities, I strongly suggest you give this show a miss.

Dec 30th
Reply

swissolih

the best introduction EVER!!

Nov 5th
Reply

Amanda Livengood

whos lighting up? i keep hearing a lighter! 😆😆

Oct 31st
Reply (1)

Amanda Livengood

the loud breather is killing me

Oct 14th
Reply (4)
Download from Google Play
Download from App Store