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Two comadres openly discussing🗣️all the things everyone wants to say but dont!🎙️
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Oye… ever just need to desahogarte before you snap? In this episode, we are coming in hot with a full-on vent session — and no se aguantaron nada. From chaotic school award ceremonies, moms showing up in corsets and stilettos, to TikTok chisme, influencer backlash, and even a nasty little toe fungus story… girl, it’s a ride. They keep it 100 about the exhaustion of being a mom in May (aka graduation, field day, assemblies, todo al mismo tiempo), how cancel culture isn’t as scary anymore, and what it really takes to show up online and stay authentic. Plus, a heartfelt reflection on the tragic loss of a little boy in the influencer world — and why even internet love is still real love. If you’ve ever been overstimulated, judged for your parenting, or caught yourself thinking “¡Estoy harta!” — this episode will have you nodding, laughing, and maybe even crying a little. 🎧 Dale play, amiga. You’re not alone in this chaos.
In this episode we dive deep into the Diddy drama, court proceedings, and all the unimaginable things that have been exposed in court. We also dig into the James Charles and the Kayla Malecc story. We also have a serious question, why do people record themselves crying... we would like to know. Like what possesses you do so. You will love to stay and watch what our thoughts are. There is also a mom going viral on TikTok for confronting the daughters bully, after nothing was being done in respect to that. Let us know what you think and feel about everything we discuss and don't be scared to be raw. We will definitely be on the lookout for your response, Thank you for watching...
Man we were on one today!!! We went from mad and annoyed at women who boast about taking someone's husband, to emotional about what it's like raising girls, to mad and annoyed again at people asking dumb questions on the internet, to losing it over drivers not paying attention! 😂 So grab your preworkout & take us with you to the gym, or sit & hangout while you have your morning coffee, la comadreada estubo buena ahora!
Comadres when we say we have missed YALL, we are NOT exaggerating. For the past 7 months, we've talked about "when are we coming back, when can we come back" & we are finally able to make it happen. We wanted to give ya'll a super fun episode where we really give you a glimpse of who we are & how much we're really putting into this thing. This week we went in on talking about relationships & how to keep it spicy in the bedroom. More specifically how can we stay out of the roommate phase in our marriages. Listen we're not perfect but it's 2025 & I think we have all the resources available to be able to stay connected in our marriages.........as long as we're willing to put in the work anyway. Let us know what you think & help us share, share, share!!!! We love ya'll, 2025 we're coming for you! Andale Pues, bye!
This week we are getting INTO it with all the juicy confessionals from behind Rose's salon chair! We've got a couple of cheating scandals, bi-sexuality (or is it), Jezabel freaking out over what seemed to be a "that's her" comment & ya'll we laugh & laugh & laugh in this episode! We also touch on some Christian Nodal lyrics, Pegging & what it means LMAO. It is one of our new favorites, for sure!! So get your headphones on because this one is NSFW!!!
Good morning comadres & thank you for joining us for episode 18! In this episode we continue our discussion regarding inflation! We laugh really hard but also pose some very important questions that we need people who are smarter than us to answer! We touch a little of everything today, religion, cost of streaming services, relationship with God + we address the haters! Grab your cafecito & come hang out with us for a fun-filled & informative episode!
Buenos dias comadres & so glad you're here for episode 17 of your new favorite latina podcast! This week we went TF off honestly. Why is life so expensive? Why is everyone asking to be tipped for doing their job? Why are businesses charging us to use our preferred method of payment! Why do MLM's use such gross tactics? Nombre, ya estamos cansadas y aqui nos desahogamos! Ojala ya'll enjoy this episode & we KNOW you will have lots of thoughts on this so leave them down below!!!!
Welcome to Episode 16!! In this episode we go into a little "get to know me" sesh with each other!! We talk about the Nara Smith movement, we blast ourselves with our most embarassing drunken stories, the types of volunteer moms that we are & we get a little emotional as we dig deep into some questions that we've always wondered about each other! As always, we had such a fun time & are full of laughs, so grab your cafecito & hit play while you listen in & get to hear our fun stories!
This week we dive into ALLLLL the drama surrounding celebrities who can't keep it in their pants. Obviously they don't care what people like us are saying about them but it makes for a super fun discussion!! We laughed so hard during this episode so we hope you enjoy it as much as we did! Grab a drink because baby we are spilling all the tea!!
Join us this week for a Reddit Reads Part 2! Hear about how people admit they fake illnesses, a woman scorned but not really because she's happy, porn addiction & much more!!! We laughed & laughed during this episode so we hope you will too & that you enjoy it just as much as we do!
Andale Pues Podcast is BACK!! We took a tiny break because between both of our schedules May/June got nuts really quick. However it was a great break that allowed us to rest, re-charge, reset & bring the fire for you!! This week we dove into all things summer & covered a variety of topics like all-inclusives & if they're worth it (Spoiler Alert: YES!!!), VRBO's, Disneyworld, & some of the items on our bucket lists! So grab your cafecito & hang out with us to hear all about what we've been up to & how summer has been shaping up so far!
Welcome to episode 12 of your new favorite latina podcast!! Girl this week we dove into some rants that we've just been itching to get out into the world LOL. Tune in to listen to 14 things that we see maybe on a daily basis, things we're dealing with, rants about work, babymommas & MORE! Hopefully you find this as relatable & fun as we think it is!
Ep 11 - ICKS pt 2

Ep 11 - ICKS pt 2

2024-05-2801:15:00

We're back with an ICKS part 2!! Things that immediately make us go iccccckkkkk. Listen in to see if any of our icks match your icks! In this episode we'll discuss behaviors/words that make us cringe y que dan verguenza ajena. Give us your feedback because we really want to know, are we repunosas que no aguantan nada or are we just brave enough to say things out loud?
Ya'll this week was so much fun & we had so many laughs, you will LOVE hanging out with us in this episode! Welcome to Episode 10 of your favorite latina podcast, join us this week as we go through a reddit thread of some WILD confessions. Hear our very open thoughts on threesomes, our consejos on bad dates & why the internet stays wild. **Spoiler Alert: we're not afraid to share our honest thoughts on how we feel deep down lol. Get ready to laugh until you cry, make a WTF face 85 different times & wheeze a little from laughing so hard!
**Trigger Warning: domestic violence** Comadres, ya'll get ready because this one is HEAVY. (Jez here) As someone who has never personally had an experience with domestic violence, this was so tough for me to sit through because Rose shares her horrendous story on the hell she went through for 4 months in an abusive relationship. She dives into how it started, how she survived & how she got out all in great detail. I can't say that I hope you enjoy this episode but I can say that I hope this helps inspire you, your mom, your friend, your co-worker or anyone else in your life currently in a situation like this to GET OUT. Find your strength, your voice & reclaim your power to leave & find peace.
Welcome comadres! Have you ever seen those videos where people say their house is "lived in" & not aesthetic but in reality it's straight gross? Week old dishes in the sink, bathrooms a total disaster, dirty diapers in piles everywhere? Well have you ever noticed that a lot of times they also say "it's because I suffer from anxiety & depression" or "my mental health is in the dumps?" What do you think of that? Today we're talking all things women mental health, how we deal with it, our past experiences with it & our thoughts on how we think a lot of people use it as a crutch. This one got DEEP, Rose shares her battle with depression in the past & we also share some extremely eye-opening statistics on the numbers of Americans living with some sortof mental health issues. We also touch on how we feel about taking pictures of dead bodies in their casket at funerals, are you into it? I bet you can guess our answer 😂
Buenos dias comadres, welcome to another week of hanging out with us. This week we're talking all about how society is glorifying toxicity & how we don't think it's ok. We dive into some of the things that we've seen firsthand in our relationships, other relationships & we also share some of our toxic traits. So agarren su cafecito y venganse al chisme because we KNOW ya'll have experienced some of these first hand! Do you relate to any of our toxic traits?
Hi comadres! Come sit with us as we discuss las operadas trend, how much filler is too much filler, what it's like to be raising daughters in such a superficial world. Also, have you heard about the BBL smell? If you didn't, don't look it up & if you did, have you experienced it first-hand? We're going to get into all of it + Jez freestyles on accident but was SO sure she almost convinced Rose that's how the song goes! Lol! Be ready to laugh your butt off with us!
Welcome back amigas!! Today's convo is going to be a little tough but definitely relatable so grab your cafecitos & settle in! Throughout today's episode we are shedding light on toxic friend break-ups & knowing when it's time to let go. Also, Rose shares a hilarious story about how important it is to know the difference between a friend vs an acquaintance. Spoiler alert: a friend would NEVER blast you on Facebook, and baby our girl Rose came with receipts hunny!!!! Tune in to reminisce with us & cry real tears from laughing so hard!
Join us as we discuss why social media is NOT real & the importance of continuing to spread awareness about it. It's easy to think someone "has it all" from the outside but we never know what happens behind closed doors. We'll also talk about how important self-care is and how as moms and wives we can't let ourselves fall into the fodonga trap. Nos tenemos que banar, arreglar y hecharnos porra uno misma para poder sentirnos de lo mejor!
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