G.I.A. Guild of Inept Adventurers

⚠️ Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and dark themes, including references to violence involving children, graphic crime scenes, and ritualistic murder. Listener discretion is strongly advised.With the creature loose somewhere on the university campus, Lucy and Alan race against time to find a way of stopping it before it can infect even more students.Their plan involves a golf buggy, a CO₂ fire extinguisher, flammable aerosol, a strategically disabled power supply and, naturally, blowing up a car to create a giant source of heat.What could possibly go wrong?As two infected students emerge from the dormitory, Lucy puts her foot down and the agents find themselves fighting for their lives in one of the most ridiculous vehicle pursuits in Delta Green history. But stopping two infected hosts may already be too late…With the infection spreading through the dormitory, the team are forced to make an impossible decision: save who they can, destroy the infected, and hope the cavalry arrives before the situation gets any worse.Fire, ice, insanity, a helicopter extraction and some extremely questionable recovery methods follow as the surviving agents finally escape LaFontaine.But their ordeal isn’t over.Because Mrs. Green has something unexpected waiting for them: a spell.And judging by what lies ahead, involving the mysterious King in Yellow, they’re probably going to need it.

⚠️ Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and dark themes, including references to violence involving children, graphic crime scenes, and ritualistic murder. Listener discretion is strongly advised.With Dr. Winkle incapacitated following his deeply traumatic encounter with Skip, Lucy and Vikram are left to investigate one of the remaining heated buildings in LaFontaine.What they find is worse than expected.A smashed-in basement, blood covering the walls, and a bloated corpse whose stomach is still moving. Naturally, Vikram’s solution is to attack it with an ice pick.This goes about as well as you’d expect.As a horrific creature bursts free, Vikram finds himself becoming the latest victim of its grotesque proboscis, leaving Lucy to face the monster alone. With the team rapidly running out of functional members, Lucy calls Mrs. Green for help and races back to retrieve Dr. Winkle.Unfortunately, Dr. Winkle appears to be developing some… unusual side effects.Together they head towards the university, where a building full of unsuspecting students may be in danger, Dr. Winkle struggles to control his increasingly bizarre urges, and one particularly attractive Buick threatens to derail the investigation entirely.The monster is loose.The heat is on.And apparently, so is Dr. Winkle.

⚠️ Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and dark themes, including references to violence involving children, graphic crime scenes, and ritualistic murder. Listener discretion is strongly advised.The investigation into LaFontaine continues as the team delve deeper into Agent Skip’s Green Box, uncovering disturbing evidence of previous Delta Green operations, forbidden knowledge, and one particularly worrying ammo box that appears to have been opened.As questions mount, the agents begin following Skip’s final movements around LaFontaine, leading them to one of the town’s more… unconventional establishments. Unfortunately, the owner of The Awakened Nipple proves to be about as helpful as he is unsettling.With the temperature dropping outside, another mystery begins to emerge. A bizarre death in the snow, powered buildings scattered across town, and the unsettling realisation that whatever escaped from the Green Box may be drawn to one thing.Heat.Following the trail finally leads the team to Skip’s house. Inside, they discover a home consumed by unbearable heat, walls plastered with magazines, and a smell that no amount of fresh air could ever fix.What they find upstairs is horrifying.What they find downstairs is even worse.As Dr. Winkle comes face to face with the missing agent, the investigation descends into body horror, panic and impossible choices. With the team split, bullets flying and something truly unnatural refusing to let go, survival suddenly becomes far more important than finding answers.Sometimes the truth really is hard to swallow.

⚠️ Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and dark themes, including references to violence involving children, graphic crime scenes, and ritualistic murder. Listener discretion is strongly advised.Following the aftermath of Meadowbrook, the team welcome a new agent into the fold before receiving what sounds like the easiest Delta Green assignment imaginable.Travel to the frozen town of Lafontaine under the cover of a FEMA inspection. Meet the caretaker of Green Box 0171. Take stock of its contents. Report back. Job done.Simple.Except the power is failing, communications are down, the caretaker has vanished, and the town is gripped by an unnatural cold that nobody can explain.As the agents begin piecing together Skip Mills’ final movements, they uncover increasingly unsettling clues: disturbing browser history, strange CCTV footage, and a Green Box filled with the sort of objects that raise far more questions than answers. But perhaps the most unnerving discovery of all is a dossier cataloguing people’s hands… including those of the agents themselves.Who’s been watching them? Why has the temperature collapsed? Where did that accent come from? And just what is waiting beneath the snow?

⚠️ Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and dark themes, including references to violence involving children, graphic crime scenes, and ritualistic murder. Listener discretion is strongly advised.The investigation into 1206 Spooner Avenue reaches its horrifying conclusion.Armed with occult knowledge, mysterious antiques and a parapsychologist, the team finally enter the house itself.They probably should have stayed outside.Every room hides a new nightmare. Ghostly apparitions, unnatural sounds, disturbing visions and a growing sense that the house is actively attacking their minds.Lucy finds herself compelled to drink months-old mouldy coffee.Alan hears gunshots that never happened.Alastair sees things lurking in mirrors, and begins to believe the most sensible course of action is to shoot the house.Unfortunately, he doesn’t stop there.As the investigation spirals into chaos, the agents are forced to flee the scene with Elizabeth in tow, leaving behind a burning house, a dead parapsychologist and one very unstable team member.But the nightmare is not over.The diary they recovered reveals the truth behind the Dark Man and the ritual needed to banish him.There is only one problem.The ritual requires a human sacrifice.With Elizabeth unconscious and conveniently available, the team are faced with an impossible moral decision.But Delta Green always has another plan.And Mrs. Green has already decided who must pay the price.Blood, madness, razor blades and betrayal await in the shocking finale of Operation Iago.