Will You Survive... The Podcast

Send us Fan Mail A killer clown is scary. The way fear makes smart people do dumb things is worse. We sit down with It Chapter One (2017) and use it as an excuse to pull out real, practical survival lessons you can actually carry into everyday life, whether that is dealing with strangers, navigating risky places, or keeping your head when your body wants to panic. We start with our first reactions, theater memories, and why Pennywise works so well on-screen, then we zoom in on the moments th...

Send us Fan Mail A party island. A slasher with a machete. A cast of suspects who keep doing the exact wrong thing at the exact wrong time. We jump into Club Dread, the Broken Lizard horror comedy that leans so hard into the tropes that it circles back into being genuinely funny, even when it makes you say “come on” out loud. We talk through what works, what doesn’t, and why a movie can be “dumb on purpose” and still be a great hang. You’ll hear our favorite deaths, favorite characters, and ...

Send us Fan Mail A listener sends a custom Will You Survive decanter as a birthday gift, and that one wholesome moment cracks the door open for pure chaos. We go from prank memories and the shaving-cream “Michelin man” setup to the most important debate of all: which juices actually slap and why cranberry sauce feels like jello pretending to be food. If you’re into comedy podcasts built on real friend chemistry, this is the kind of freewheeling hang that turns tiny opinions into full-blown bi...

Send us Fan Mail A zombie movie where the scariest part isn’t the bite, it’s the biology. We’re breaking down The Girl With All The Gifts with Alex, Eric and TJ, and the deeper we go, the more this story feels like a survival warning wrapped in horror. The infected aren’t magic monsters. They’re a fungal infection with stages, rules, and one inevitable upgrade that changes everything. We talk through what the film gets right about transmission, why the early outbreak spreads through blood an...

Send us Fan Mail One snap. One wish. One relationship that stops being messy and turns outright predatory. We watched Obsession and couldn’t stop circling the same question: if you were handed a “one-wish willow,” would you actually use it, and would you recognize the moment it starts using you back? We break down the movie as a psychological horror story with possession vibes that feel disturbingly grounded. The scariest beats aren’t just jump scares, they’re the flashes where the “real” Ni...