Not Aspirational with Hannah Aaron Brown

This week, Hannah announces her BRAND NEW candle collab with Wax Cabin called "Hot Girl Holiday", reveals a handful of other things she's VERY excited about (spoiler alert: at least one of them involves Ben Affleck), and revels in her newfound b*tchiness (aka firm boundaries). She also weighs in on Disney Cool Girls vs. Disney Adults, Sofia Franklyn's new book, and Bug Hall's tragique attempt at crowdfunding his selfish and unhinged lifestyle. ENJOY! SHOP HANNAH'S CANDLE COLLAB WITH WAX CABIN: HOT GIRL HOLIDAY!  Check out Hannah on Bitch is Better LA friends: come see Anon!   Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner on ShopMy Follow Hannah on Instagram, TikTok and Substack @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!   

This week, Hannah recaps her flopiana Halloween in which a couples costume rapidly became a solo costume, manifests a blue wave, and discusses the highly anticipated uncanny-valley RHONY offshoot: The Golden Life. She unpacks the hilariously unchanged dynamics between the women, celebrates her hot girl bunion sister in the cast, and reveals some SHOCKING truths about where she actually might agree with Ramona (!!!). Enjoy, and sorry in advance! <3  Shop Ben's Etsy Store! LA friends, get tix to Anon   Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner Follow Hannah on all platforms @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!  

IT'S A NOT ASPIRATIONAL HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR! This week, Hannah is joined by her college bestie, fellow scary movie lover, and viral internet sensation Becky Habersberger for the spookiest episode of the year! The gals dish on their favorite nostalgic memories from the ISU vault, celebrate their new hyperfixation with Mike Flanagan's Carrie, and share the scary rewatches that give them equal parts nightmares and comfort. They also revisit the scary movies that started it all, get into Becky's bone-chilling movie theatre ritual (arguably the spookiest part of the entire episode), and have a hot girl BONE to pick with the fashun industry. Grab your emotional support candy and press play: this one is a BOO-ZY! NOTE: SPOILERS FOR MOVIES & TV SHOWS MENTIONED. LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK! 👻   Follow Becky on Instagram and TikTok @Becksmecks2!: Instagram TikTok   Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner Follow Hannah on all platforms @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!

This week, Hannah is feeling warm, fuzzy, and more freakish than ever. She tells the unhinged tale of a recent squirrel attack, shares a THRILLING cosmetic update that might finally make all her hot girl fashion dreams come true (spoiler alert: it's unsexy and has to do with feet), and recaps her shockingly mature anniversary weekend. Finally, (for literally no reason), she reveals some intrusive, bleak memories from her teenage years, including but not limited to the time her high school acting teacher responded to her parents' divorce by singing Sondheim at her. SORRY! Check out Hannah on Supporting Actresses! RSVP to a Spooktacular Halloween Bash in LA  Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner Follow Hannah on all platforms @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]!  

This week Hannah is joined by friends of the pod and hosts of the hit history podcast Right Answers Mostly, Tess Bellomo and Claire Donald, and as per usual, the girlies have a lot to say! They dish on Ben Affleck's love life, weigh in on Christy Carlson Romano going full menace mode while promoting her new book, and settle the great iced coffee in interviews internet debate once and for all. They also reveal how AI can be used for good (spoiler alert: it's for women's orgasms), and share their unfiltered thoughts on the celeb breakups (and dark marriages) that have us in a chokehold. Light a fall candle, get cozy, pour a martini, and press play. This one's for the girls! 🧚 Follow Tess & Claire!: @RightAnswersMostly on all platforms, @ClaireJDonald (IG), @ClaireDonald823 (TikTok) Follow Hannah on all platforms @HannahAaronBrown!  Want to write in to the show? Send us an email at [email protected]! Shop Hannah's Hot Girl Corner