Gag Economy

GAGGERS! HAPPY SATURDAY! We come to you with a FULL DOCKET. This ravishing duo pod is yet again full of musician dating advice as per YOUR REQUEST! What's better than being able to fulfill our beloved audience's wishes? Well I can think of a lot of things but those are TOO WEIRD! Anyway, we move onto personal gig stories and ONE story from a listener. And we end with our battle-tested masterclass on how to fake your way through impossible orchestral passages. Stay tuned for a big MERCH announcement...And as always, it was great playing with you! **make sure to like and subscribe!  www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio https://www.youtube.com/@gageconomy

LADIES LADIES LADIES....we are blessed today because we get to spend one hour bullying a...duh duh duhhhhh - conductor. We brought on our dear friend, conductor/composer/quadruple-threat Ben Sellick. He has known us for six years and never once listened to our podcast. In thia episode, we force Ben to publicly renounce Juilliard, run through a Conducting Final Boss bracket (Bugs Bunny vs. Kirill Petrenko), unpack a listener gig horror story and conduct Beethoven 5 the only way we know how: with Boys Funky Jazz 2 energy. It was great playing with you! **make sure to like and subscribe!  www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio https://www.youtube.com/@gageconomy

PODIENCE! It's been a while and that's okay because absence truly does make the heart grow fonder. More like, it's cause we were busy gigging. ANYWAY, in this episode, we bring you a little cha cha tea time yap hour for your ride/commute/e-mail job. We start with a little gag story from a, duh duh duhhhhhhh... GIG BOSS! We follow up with a lengthy stream of conscious analysis of dating by instrument - a popular topic within our community. Happy to be officially BACK to regularly scheduled programming. It was great playing with you!    ***make sure to like and subscribe!  www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio https://www.youtube.com/@gageconomy

Ladies, ladies, ladies! We have for you a foray into the chaotic world of woodwinds and corporate cubicles with hilarious comedian, content creator, and reformed saxophonist Noah Reedy (YT @littlepizzaboysdream)! Noah guides us through the deeply traumatizing land of clarinet doubles, music school horror stories, and cruise ship gig mystery shower poop. Tune in to discover what it's like to quit freelance music and finally find peace in an "email job." MUAH! Enjoy! https://www.instagram.com/noah.reedy97/ www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio https://www.youtube.com/@gageconomy  

Well look at what finally got down from the tree and into this altitude. In this episode, we captured feral goblin king and Land of Sneth monarch, Rushad Eggleston (@rushadeggleston). We tumble down the rabbit hole of goblin linguistics, we talk upside down toilet performance logistics and we abandon the English language all together. Plus, we finally get inducted into the Snethian hall of fame as Banthacula and Dentemba. This episode is best enjoyed while driving away from an audition you definitely just bombed, rotting on the floor of a practice room or munching on some cruelty-free bacon. XOXOXO. #cellist #metalcello #rushadicus #celloimprov #goblincellist www.instagram.com/gageconomy www.instagram.com/martabagratuni www.instagram.com/caroline.e.cassio https://www.instagram.com/rushadicus https://www.youtube.com/@gageconomy https://www.youtube.com/@rushadicus