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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.
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2Bill rambles about spiritual whores, his top five birds, and Cleo's legay. Kalshi: Download the Kalshi app and get $10 when you deposit with code BURR SimpliSafe: Protect your home today and enjoy 50% off a new SimpliSafe system with professional monitoring at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Squarespace: Go to http://www.Squarespace.com for a free trial, with code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bill rambles about the NFL Hall of Fame, live sporting events, and childhood music. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:46) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-29-18 - Bill rambles with comedian Todd Rexx.
Bill rambles about the Patriots, old school MTV, and drug names. Momentous: Right now, Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com Truewerk: Don't let cheap gear slow you down this winter. Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.Truewerk.com code BURR. HIms: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more at http://www.Hims.com/BURR
Bill rambles about his garage door, the rulers, and the future. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (30:13) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-22-18 - Bill rambles about the Patriots, kids, and self preservation. (01:42:08) - Anything Better NFL Championship Preview - Only three games left! Bill and Paul go into Championship weekend having gone 3-4 a piece during the divisional games.
Bill rambles about the playoffs, woman getting life insurance, and being the executor of a trust. Butcher Box: As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between filet mignon, ny strip or chicken breast in every box for a year, PLUS $20 off when you go to http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR SquareSpace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR or a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix: Go to http://www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Monday Morning Podcast Policy Genius: Head to http:///policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save.
Bill rambles about flightless birds, new music, and breathwork. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names, and ex wives. (01:30:39) - Anything Better Divisional Playoff Preview - Bill and Paul both went 5-1 on Wild Card Weekend. They talk about this week's Divisional Rounds, and more appropriately named teams. Coast: Coast Pay is offering our listeners free gas for a day when you get started at http://www.coastpay.com/BURR Butcher Box: Your choice of filet mignon, New York strip, or ribeye in every box for an entire year, plus $20 off your first box, and free shipping always http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR
Bill rambles about writing the hockey show, playoffs, and charities. Quo: No missed calls. No missed customers. Try QUO for free and get 20% off your first 6 months at http://www.Quo.com/burr SimpliSafe: Get 50% off any new system, this month only. It’s a great time to upgrade to security that actually helps stop crime before it starts. http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR
Bill rambles about Seattle, ear pods, and drugs. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-8-18 - Bill rambles about Zombies, Playoffs, and The Golden Globes. (01:38:21) - Anything Better Podcast with Bill Burr & Paul Virzi - Wildcard weekend is here! Bill couldn't break .500 for the regular season, but the best weekend of football is here.
Bill rambles about the perfect arena, the power of a snow plow and breaking up over the winter. SquareSpace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Coast: Unlike old fuel cards, Coast works everywhere Visa is accepted. Every gas station, every brand, every time. Your drivers aren’t detouring just to find the one station that takes your card. Right now, Coast Pay is offering our listeners free gas for a day when you get started at http://www.coastpay.com/BURR ZipRecruiter: 4 out of 5 employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Try free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR
Bill rambles about drums & donuts, 'Is This Thing On', and tablas. SimpliSafe: This month only, take 50% off any new system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR
Bill rambles about down time, alternate mixes of songs, and the pros of having sex with a witch. Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/burr Quo: From solo operators to growing teams, Quo helps businesses stay connected and look professional. Try it for free when you go to http://www.Quo.com/burr SimpliSafe: This month only, take 50% off any new system. Go to http://www.SimpliSafe.com/burr and lock in your discount.
Bill rambles about the entertainment business, second weddings, and psychos celebrating death. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-18-17 - Bill rambles about Steelers/Pats, advertising, and being married to an older man. (01:40:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 16 Preview with Paul Virzi. Paul is officially out of the running to beat the book, but Bill is holding strong at a game ahead of .500. They also talk about Old Man Rivers and the hug that lasts too long. Squarespace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: (BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bill rambles about the Patriots, the great Rob Reiner, and judgmental friends. Mizzen & Main: Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at http://www.mizzenandmain.com promo code BURR20. SimpliSafe: This is one of the best prices you will ever see for SimpliSafe this month only, take 50% off any new system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Robinhood: Now available across the U.S. Download the Robinhood app now to begin.
Bill rambles with MotoGP legend Freddie Spencer about the sport of racing, developing a sixth sense, and professional nightmares. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 43:34 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-11-17 - Bill sits down with comic and friend Harris Stanton and responds to listener emails. 01:56:25 - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 15 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill and Paul are joined by former NFL Tight End and commentator Greg Olsen. Greg sets the fellas straight when it comes to game time emotions and going for the two point conversion.
Bill rambles about the Diddy doc, A.I. privacy, and issues with an escort. Hydrow: Head over to http://www.Hydrow.com and use code BURR to save up to $600 off on Hydrow rower during this holiday season. Squarespace: Check out http://www.Squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: (BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR
Bill rambles about breakthroughs, a bike ride, and the valley. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (30:35) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-4-17 - Bill rambles about la-z-boys, college playoffs, and nosy neighbors. (01:54:06) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 14 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill went 3-1 and Paul went 2-2. They talk about the weeks games as well as crazy people in public, the scene in New Orleans, and Lane Kiffin's move. SimpliSafe: This month only, take 50% off any new system. This is one of the best prices you will ever see for SimpliSafe. Go to http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Helix: Take the Helix Sleep Quiz and find your perfect mattress in under two minutes. Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/burr for 20% off sitewide.
Bill rambles about diabolical behavior, holiday bums, and driverless cars. Quo: From solo operators to growing teams, Quo helps businesses stay connected and look professional. Try it for free when you go to www.Quo.com/burr. ZipRecruiter: Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/burr
Bill rambles about Thanksgiving heroes, inventory habits, and life after public schools. SimpliSafe: Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR today and you will get 60% off any new system. This is their best deal of the year—you won’t ever see a better price.
Bill rambles with Ms. Pat about inner city Smokey The Bear, acreage, and her new show 'Ms. Pat Settles It'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (55:23) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-20-17 - Bill rambles about filming nature, Malcom Young, and social media. (02:06:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 12 Preview with Paul Virzi. Paul had a week that says he's on his way to being ready to being back. Bill's best game was a push, losing the other three. They talks about teams partying in Vegas and the half a point.
Bill rambles about Vancouver, the Eddie Murphy documentary, and being clean. Squarespace: Check out www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Cornbread Hemp: Right now, Monday Morning Podcast listeners can save 30% on their first order! Just head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout. Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.Hims.com/BURR
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it was called Born Rich. it's a wild documentary!
Billy no mates, bill big bollocks
your awesome
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No matter how much pay you give to a politician, the greed will always be there.
If you pay cash, the tip option will not come up. Also, if you feel like giving a tip, give it in cash, discretely and directly to your waiter. Fuck the corporate greed.
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lol, vaping is fireless so how can it really cause fires?
only stupid people give their allegiance to a single political party. commonly referred to as sheep.
disneyland? I don't think I can stoop that low.
Moto GP...zzzzzzzzzz
Sadly, the internet has developed into nothing but an advertising platform. You used to be able to find out real information, real quick. Now, half the time don't know you're clicking on an advertised sponsored piece of bullshit. Turn off things like your Google news feed by turning off discover there is a start. Getting off of the internet is a real good thing.
11/24/25
stop it with the football play-by-play
Too bad you took that Saudi blood money Bill. Admit it was a mistake and donate the money to something good!
$ellout Burr gfy! Enjoy your money because your fans don't like sellouts.
hypocrital sellout
Old Billy Bloodmoney
see ya later, Billy Baghdad. You let a lot of us down with taking the Riyadh money.