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Bill rambles about underage dolls, how to forgive people, and online shopping. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:04) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 11-7-17 - Bill rambles about Milwaukee, electrolytes, and being full of shit. (01:39:10) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 10 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill is .500 and Paul still believes. The fellas make their picks and talk about coffee, smash burgers, and dumb smart people. SimpliSafe: Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR today and you will get 60% off any new system. This is their best deal of the year—you won’t ever see a better price. SquareSpace: Check out squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
Bill rambles about the states, the World Series, and gym clothes. Hydrow: Skip the gym, not the workout—stay on track with the new Hydrow Arc, Hydrow’s most advanced rower yet. For a limited time, go to www.Hydrow.com and use code BURR to get $100 off any Hydrow rower—including Arc. ZipRecruiter: Try for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Helix: Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide. Cornbread Hemp: Listeners can save 30% on their first order at www.cornbreadhemp.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout.
Bill rambles about homeless freedom, Sandy Kofax, and old people. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast(25:43) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-30-25 - Bill does his first live podcast at the ATC Podcast Festival l in Phoenix, Arizona.(01:47:50) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 9 Preview with Paul Virzi. Everyone went 2-2 and Paul took a beating in the afternoon games. They talk world series, and the serial killer rehabilitation trend.
Bill rambles about 90's heroine chic roller coaster malfunctions, and heli-hogging. Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: (BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.Hims.com/BURR
Bill rambles about unsavory characters in sports, chaperoning a school field trip, and 'they'. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-23-17 - Bill rambles about considering taking mushrooms, dying, and his Austin weekend. (01:26:43) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 8 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill did it again with a 3-1 week. Paul holding on with 2-2. Both are below .500 for the year. SimpliSafe: Right now, my listeners can save 50% on a SimpliSafe home security system at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Policy Genius: Secure your family’s future with Policygenius. Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save.
Bill rambles about Shoehei Ohtani, the Godfather Pt II, and cabbage. Mizzen & Main: Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BURR20.
Bill rambles about bears in the woods, open carry laws, and man made salmon. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:06) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-16-17 - Bill rambles about the NFL caring, moving your head, and shoplifting. (01:43:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 7 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill is carrying Paul with another 3-1 week. Paul is on life support with another 1-3 week. Truewerk: Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at www.TRUEWERK.com with code BURR. Robinhood: You expect more from yourself. Expect more from your money. Get started today at www.robinhood.com/yourmoney BetMGM: Download the app and use code BURR
Bill rambles about windows, evolution, and the boroughs.
Bill rambles with drummer Dave Elitch (Weezer, The Mars Volta) about his new program for drummers 'Your Mind's Ear' available now at www.DaveElitch.com (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-9-17- Bill rambles about the Swamp, Rosie the Riveter, and the Coast Guard. (01:58:20) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 6 Preview with Paul Virzi - Bill rescues his record a bit by going 3-1 and Paul does the unthinkable and goes 0-4. Both their records sit at 5-14-1 through the first 5 weeks. SimpliSafe: Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system. Squarespace: Check out www.SquareSpace.com/BURR for a free trial with the code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.Hims.com/BURR
Bill rambles about the Patriots, old photos, and space exploration. Quo: Go to Quo dot com slash burr to get started with a free trial and get 20% off your first six months at www.Quo.com/BURR ZipRecruiter: Try Zip Recruiter for free at www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Helix: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive my listeners
Bill rambles about water in the basement, diving on the ground, and going to the Doctors. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:14) -Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-2-25 - Bill rambles about the Fall, the Sun Belt Conference, and fatties. (01:41:35) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 5 Preview with Paul Virzi. Paul has a redemption week going 3-1. Bill has brought his win column up to 2 for the year. Mizzen and Main: Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BURR20.
Bill rambles about football Sunday, performing in the Middle East, and project Blue Beam SimpliSafe: Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system. Quo: Go to www.Quo.com/burr to get started with a free trial and get 20% off your first six months. Cash App: Just download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code CASHAPP10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account.
Bill rambles about NFL games, War of the Worlds, and Grateful Dead bootlegs. Squarespace: Check out www.SquareSpace.com/BURR for a free trial with the code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Mizzen and Main: Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at www.MizzenandMain.com promo code BURR20. Quo: Join over 90,000 businesses already using Quo, formerly Openphone, to stay ahead.Go to www.Quo.com/burr to get started with a free trial and get 20% off your first six months.
Bill rambles with comedian Nate Craig about middle acts, being a dad, and his new special. Check out Nate's special here: https://youtu.be/1ViHeQFpqf0?si=UKYkUBE6_LMq-qHJ (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:09:35) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-18-17 - Bill rambles about no booze, making an ass of himself at a party, and the Stub Hub Cent-AHH! (02:15:14) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 3 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill did it again going 0-4, while Paul scratched out a 2-2 week. They also talk about Paul attending a Broadway play and the loyalty of dogs. TRUEWERK: Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at www.TRUEWERK.com with code BURR
Bill rambles about getting fresh air, the internet, and wedding disclaimers. 120Life: For a limited time, try 120Life and save 20% off. Just use the code BURR at checkout at www.120Life.com Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.Hims.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Get a 60-day money-back guarantee and no long-term contracts, SimpliSafe earns your business by keeping you safe and satisfied every day. Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system.
Bill rambles about the Criterion Collection films, his new car, and television. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (30:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-11-17 Bill rambles about the South, undefeated seasons, and the Russians. (01:34:53) - Anything Better Podcast - Week 2! The fellas both went 0-4, but they hit on the Monday Night Special. Squarespace: Check out www.Squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. BetMGMG: *First Bet Offer $1500*1. Download the BetMGM Sportsbook app on iOS or Android, or visit betmgm.com. Use the promo code BURR2. Sign up and deposit at least ten dollars ($10.00) into your BetMGM Sportsbook account.3. Place your first wager and receive up to $1,500 back in Bonus Bets if the bet loses.4. If the bet does lose, your Bonus Bets will be available once your initial wager is settled. *First Touchdown*Place a pre-game, straight First Touchdown Scorer bet in any NFL game.If your player scores the first touchdown in the game, win your wager as normal. If your player scores the second touchdown in the game, you’ll get your stake back in cash. (Only straight bets apply to Second Chance. Any wager using a bonus bet, bonus or other reward token is ineligible for the campaign.) Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER (Available in the US). Call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Call 1-800-NEXT-STEP (AZ), 1-800-327-5050 (MA), 1-800-BETS-OFF (IA), 1-800-981-0023 (PR). First Bet Offer for new customers only. Subject to eligibility requirements. Rewards are non-withdrawable bonus bets that expire in 7 days. In partnership with Kansas Crossing Casino and Hotel. See BetMGM.com for Terms. 21+ only. US promotional offers not available in New York, Nevada, Ontario, or Puerto Rico.
Bill rambles about seeing Oasis at the Rose Bowl, potential dystopian futures, and electronic menu ordering. ZipRecruiter: Use ZipRecruiter, and save time hiring. Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try for free. OpenPhone: Go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR and get 20% off your first six months.
Bill rambles about dodging questions, finding answers, and the NFL. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:03) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 9-4-17 - Bill rambles about Europe's little counties, Force India, and no boozin' there. (01:32:20) - Anything Better Podcast - The boys are back! Bill and Paul return to make their picks and break down the games of the week. They also discuss where to be homeless, temptations in Rio, and the Quarterback's happy wife. Fast Growing Trees: This Fall, they have the best deals for your yard, up to half off on select plants and other deals. And listeners to our show get 15% off their first purchase when using the code BURR at checkout.
Bill rambles about the internet, football, and hard drugs. Helix: Go to www.helixsleep.com/burr 27% Off Sitewide SimpliSafe: Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system.
Bill rambles about crosswalks, weighted vests, and back-up noises. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-28-17 - Bill rambles about Make A Wish, Booze Batting Lineups, and free T-shirts. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Kava Kon - Zero Gravity Lounge Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.Hims.com/BURR









Too bad you took that Saudi blood money Bill. Admit it was a mistake and donate the money to something good!
$ellout Burr gfy! Enjoy your money because your fans don't like sellouts.
hypocrital sellout
Old Billy Bloodmoney
see ya later, Billy Baghdad. You let a lot of us down with taking the Riyadh money.
I can't listen to or support anyone who took Saudi money. Goodbye.
I always love it when Nia shows up! Hearing her and Bill together is just so sweet. Him making her laugh at all the ad reads had me dying!
Thank you for getting Ready pernub stuck in my head forever
We have to put bill in noisy and busy environments more often. This is gold
I am literally the hot chick with a sleeve tattoo who is great at pool. Thanks for the unintended shout-out!
U laugh like a cat with a ball of hair stock in his throat
Take the key fob out of your back pocket.
Such a funny cunt
you had me at burned bacon.
grolp
bad art is good art! & Green Bay is a small town team like buffalo, the NFL just doesn't like that it's not One owner to convince.
strange brew
I agree with Bill 100% with the whole Patrice comments. Everyone talks about Patrice as 1) They knew him, when in fact they only knew him as a comedian, 2) As he would be a "warrior" against the SJW like papa Rogan and his Toerogan click.
best advice ever
this was hilarious 😂 great job reading those ads tho lollol lol #heyBill