The Montoyas

*Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!The Montoyas arrive slightly dusty after Marcelo’s final Bulldogs awards night as a player, where Tayla enjoys her newfound NRLW friends and Marcelo walks face-first into a glass door. Then it’s back to reality and Marcelo’s new nine-to-five life, although his colleagues may already be regretting it after he starts calling them before their working day has even begun.Tayla reveals how close the family came to losing Louis after he squeezed through a tiny gap and ended up stranded in the middle of a busy road in Cronulla. A stranger stops traffic to rescue him, Ralph suddenly remembers he’s a German Shepherd and absolute chaos follows. One dog nearly gets run over, the other gets kicked, Tayla loses track of the twins thankfully everyone is SAFE.Plus, Tayla warns women about the reported GTA 6 “girlfriend mode,” where players can take a virtual partner shopping, buy her flowers and keep the relationship alive. Is having a girlfriend inside a video game actually cheating, or are people taking pixels on a screen far too seriously? The Montoyas attempt to settle the internet’s newest relationship debate.If you’ve been thinking about property investment but don’t know where to begin, contact the team at Blue Wealth Property: ⁠[email protected]⁠

*Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Marcelo attends his nephew’s rugby union grand final expecting nothing more than a giant game of kick tennis. Instead, he leaves questioning everything he thought he knew about union and wishing he’d played it himself as a young fella. The Montoyas also debate whether children need to experience losing or if everyone should walk away with a participation award.A survey reveals the five things couples fight about most, and naturally, Tayla and Marcelo manage to tick off most of the list. This leads them back to their latest argument: whether Lebanese bread that’s been sitting in the fridge can still be called fresh. The disagreement ends with silent treatment, separate bedrooms and, somehow, one of the best nights they’ve both had in ages.Plus, the Montoyas discover an $800 toothbrush and have plenty of questions. For that price, it shouldn’t just clean Marcelo’s teeth—it should straighten them, build the family a new house and get the twins ready for school. Is it the future of dental care or has the world officially lost the plot?If you’ve got an overseas trip coming up, download Saily and use the code “Montoyas” at checkout to receive 15% off your first purchase.If you’ve been thinking about property investment but don’t know where to begin, contact the team at Blue Wealth Property: ⁠[email protected]⁠

*Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message!Marcelo returns from his first wellbeing conference with plenty of new knowledge, no laptop and one very important question: why do the birds on Tangalooma Island sound like women screaming? He also nearly writes himself off on an ATV, proving once again that retirement hasn’t made him any less reckless.Tayla calls Marcelo out for his worst habit whenever he’s away: FaceTiming her late at night, then handing the phone to complete strangers while she’s braless, in her pyjamas and completely unprepared to meet his new best mates.The Montoyas unpack the AFL cheating scandal that has everyone talking. Should someone’s private life cost them a leadership role? Is cheating with your wife’s best friend ever just a “mistake”? And why are the two women receiving more attention than the man who was actually married?Plus, Tayla and Marcelo head back to school for a general knowledge showdown. With questions covering oceans, maths, planets and the human body, it quickly becomes clear the twins may need to find someone else to help with their homework.Also if your looking for a last minute fathers day present follow the link here for a special Budgy Smugglers X Montoyas collaboration: https://budgysmuggler.com.au/collections/the-montoyasIf you’ve got an overseas trip coming up, download Saily and use the code “Montoyas” at checkout to receive 15% off your first purchase.If you’ve been thinking about property investment but don’t know where to begin, contact the team at Blue Wealth Property: ⁠[email protected]⁠

Marcelo has been keeping a BIG secret from Tayla for the last two weeks—and somehow she never noticed.After finishing his own shampoo, Marc started flogging Tayla’s bottle every single day until there was absolutely nothing left. The real twist? Tayla hasn’t washed her hair in two weeks, so she had no idea it was missing. Now she knows exactly how she’s getting him back… WATCH THIS SPACE.The Montoyas also break down their massive appearance on Kyle Sandilands’ new live show. Tayla finally met her radio hero and Marc noticed that she suddenly Tayla had no problem waiting around for her idol however watch out if it's anyone else!Plus, Tayla calls out Marcelo for taking complete control of the music whenever he drives and reflects on just how much his taste has changed since they first met. He’s gone from blasting Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” through the subwoofer in his Mitsubishi Lancer to knowing every popular country song under the sun. How times change.If you’ve got an overseas trip coming up, download Saily and use the code “Montoyas” at checkout to receive 15% off your first purchase.If you’ve been thinking about property investment but don’t know where to begin, contact the team at Blue Wealth Property: [email protected] to the channel and turn on notifications so you never miss an episode of The Montoyas.CHAPTERS00:00 Welcome to The Montoyas10:32 We should get a pet studio fish14:50 Tayla reviews Khloé Kardashian’s podcast18:21 Marcelo’s wildly inappropriate playlist27:00 Tayla finally meets Kyle Sandilands37:54 Marcelo’s secret shampoo confession42:53 Marcelo’s obsession with cars48:15 What we're invested in this week58:03 Tayla plans to invade Marce’s office01:02:34 A throwback voicemail from and old school mate

The guys make their Morning TV debut on The Today Show as Marce tries to schmooze everyone he meets and finds out something interesting about 'the green room'Tay has a moment at Miranda Westfield which almost derails the weekend.The guys travel to the Northern Beaches to go on Matty and Cooper Johns' podcast, as Marcelo struggles to navigate getting home. Plus, this week we are invested in Travis Barker, all thanks to Blue Wealth Property.If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email [email protected] SAILY in your app store and use our code "Montoyas" at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to ⁠https://saily.com/montoyas