Be Gay Solve Crimes

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're joined by the incomparable Dr Eleanor Janega to provide us with her magnificent medieval history expertise as we tackle the classic Cadfael chronicle, The Virgin In The Ice (1995). Join us as Eleanor advises us on which haircut is the best choice if your aim is to never get laid, Mia gets awarded a Good Grade In Religion, while Lucy by contrast accidentally starts a cult devoted to pregnant horse piss. If you like this episode, you should subscribe to our Patreon! For as little as £5 a month you get access to every bonus episode we've ever made, plus a new bonus episode every other week! Likewise, if you want more Dr Janega, you should check out her podcasts Going Medieval and We're Not So Different, as well as her new book The Once and Future Sex! Next time, we pay tribute to the late great Patrick Stewart with a classic episode of Star Trek, The Big Goodbye! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can find Dr Janega, as well as each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we are joined by a very special surprise guest, a woman who is just SO cool like, the incomparable Charlotte McDonnell from (among so many other things!) the podcast What's All This Then! Specifically to talk about That Episode. You know the one. It's a Doctor Whodunnit, babyyyy. Allons-y! Join us as Mia tries to get us all to talk about Star Trek instead (future episode), Lucy tries to slip as many names of Chameleon Circuit songs in as she can get away with, and Charlotte clocks on to her doing this immediately. To listen to the full version of this bonus episode, head on over to our Patreon, where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to the rest of this episode as well as every bonus episode we've ever done! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can find Charlotte and also each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show. Next time, we're joined by Dr Eleanor Janega to talk about all things Cadfael!

On this, our first ever extra special Halloween Spook-tacular episode of Be Ghoul Solve Screams, we cower behind the sofa to watch the scariest Poirot film ever made, courtesy of our beloved master of ceremonies Kenneth Branagh. Ancient curses, cannibalism, and casting decisions more horrifying than them all put together await you. Enter… if you dare! Join us as Mia invents a new non-pharmacological cure for ADHD, Lucy comes out swinging in defence of The Moustache's Gritty Backstory, and Nova has to remind us all repeatedly about a little thing called "The Contempt of Court Act 1981", whatever that is. If you like this episode, you should subscribe to our Patreon! For as little as £5 a month you get access to every bonus episode we've ever made, plus a new bonus episode every other week! Next time, we'll be joined by a special surprise guest to talk about our favourite shape-shifting, gender-swapping, trench-coat wearing alien sleuth who flies around in a police box. That's right, it's time for Doctor Who! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we give you all the clues. Well, maybe not all of them. Some of the clues. A few clues. We're giving you a smattering of clues. Okay, final offer, we'll give you two thirds of the clues for two thirds of the hosts. That's right, it's the Lucy and Nova show this week, and we're tackling the 2017 film production catastrophe that was The Snowman. Join us as we scientifically find the sweet spot for the amount of mould needed to make you a good detective but not a transphobe, David Attenborough tells us how to pick up a penguin, and we take inspiration from the editors of The Snowman to realise we left 15% of the plot of last week's episode on the cutting room floor. To listen to the full version of this bonus episode, head on over to our Patreon, where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to the rest of this episode as well as every bonus episode we've ever done! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show. Mia will be back next week. Episode TBA!  

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we take a trip down memory lane to the year 2007, and immediately remember why the hell we ran away from there. It's the toxically theatrical and theatrically toxic Sleuth, a film that no one saw, but we assume everyone who did went on to transition. Join us as we invent Lancashire Simlish, Nova returns to the Late Noughties with a baseball bat to give it a piece of her goddamn mind, and Mia decides to torture Lucy by improvising a TWENTY SECOND LONG SONG knowing full well she won't be able to resist setting it to music.  If you like this episode, you should subscribe to our Patreon! For as little as £5 a month you get access to every bonus episode we've ever made, plus a new bonus episode every other week!  Join us there next week for The Snowman (2017)! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.