Still talking with Jono and Rich

Rich is an overthinker about absolutely everything… right up until the moment he starts spending money. Then apparently no thought is required whatsoever.Also this episode:Rich has finally given in — he's off to the hospital.Are we all simply doing too much, and is it time to stop pretending being constantly busy is a personality?Jono has noticed the pumpkins are suspiciously small this year. Another crisis nobody else appears concerned about.Forget the dad bod — apparently it's now all about “father face.”Could getting sleepy actually be the answer to one of our problems? For once, advice Rich is fully prepared to follow.And if you're having a bad day, just call your mum. She'll immediately remind you she's having a worse one and hasn't sat down since the Middle Ages.Nothing heals quite like finding out your mum is somehow busier than you.

What Rich really needs is Shazam for people — something that quietly tells you the name of the person you've already met six times who's now walking towards you looking delighted to see you.Also this episode:Always forgetting people's names? Good news: Rich has found an excuse that says it could mean you're highly intelligent.Parents and teachers, pay attention. Rich has researched the latest language trends, because apparently 6-7 is already yesterday's news.Italy has apparently decided tripping kids isn't always illegal, which requires some explaining.Supermarket plastic packaging has gone completely mental, while Thailand shows how simple it can be by using banana leaves.And Rich's mum is giving him the silent treatment. He's considering texting: “I love how you know you have to give me space when you're wrong.”Sometimes maintaining family relationships means knowing exactly which message you absolutely shouldn't send.

Jono knows everything is going to be fine because he saw 11:11 on the microwave earlier. That's basically a financial plan and a medical diagnosis covered.Also this episode:Brunch copycats — apparently having your own idea is no longer compulsory.Rich manages to get stuck twice AND break his car window. It's been a strong week.Jono announces the arrival of Fancy Sandwich Season.We're already talking Halloween outfits, despite Rich only just accepting that summer might eventually end.And the things we say we “wouldn't wish on our worst enemy”… because apparently we do have standards.Plus, holding back sarcastic replies takes an enormous amount of energy out of Rich.And judging by the car, he needs to start conserving it.

Being a childless man in your 40s is terrible. All Rich ever gets to do is exactly what he wants, whenever he wants.Thoughts and prayers.Also this episode:Those viral sleep hacks everyone swears by — Rich isn't convinced any of them actually work.Why everyone apparently needs a rage pal: that special friend you can be irrationally furious with.Judge Judy retiring and the end of an era.Are dog owners now more concerned about their dog's health than their own?The everyday things we take for granted that might make you realise we've actually got it pretty good.The important domestic question: how often are you washing your towels?And, for reasons best explained by Rich himself, a Mexican wave of boners enters the conversation.Plus, Rich used to think bulls were stupid for charging towards red flags. Then he looked at humans and our dating history.Turns out we don't avoid red flags. We ask what they're doing Friday night.

Rich loves when someone says “You handled that really well.” No, he didn't. You just had to listen to him bang on about it for three months while he recovered. At least nobody else knew.Also this episode:The Spice Girls' 30th anniversary singles have arrived, and apparently being a loyal fan now requires selling a kidney.The new iPhone is here. Rich's considered technical review: gross.The roast dinner makeover — because apparently even Sunday lunch isn't safe from being messed with.Retirement woes and the growing suspicion we're all going to be working until we're 96.Why do adults still bite their nails, and can you actually stop?And are selfies finally on the way out? Somewhere, an influencer just felt a disturbance in the universe.Plus, Rich has one major problem with 2026: every two minutes, it's Monday again.At this rate we'll be retired by next Tuesday. Unfortunately, we still won't be able to afford it.