Recipe for Crazy

Alanna has a boyfriend. Unfortunately, this means she now has access to hope, vulnerability, and a massage therapist's penis at close range. This week, she discusses her new relationship, being grazed by a penis, and the deeply humiliating experience of genuinely liking someone. Romance is alive, dignity is dead, and everyone should remain concerned. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Alanna went viral for packing lunch for her boyfriend, the relationship behind the videos unraveled publicly. He called her crazy. Then he posted a photo with another woman with a caption detailing Alanna's weight and snack of choice.Now that woman is here.In Part One, Alanna and Stephanie compare timelines, from what he told Stephanie about Alanna to the Bachelor stories, their first date and the moment Stephanie started wondering if the “crazy ex” story was missing a few details."Every Man Is Gay" by Alanna Noelhttps://open.spotify.com/track/1mEoVvhEcebdbLSzXrR1GK?si=10fb5724f70b4a29 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna examines the early experiences that shaped her understanding of love, rejection, and self-worth. Moving through childhood crushes and high school heartbreak, she begins an unflinching investigation into the personal and cultural forces that turn ordinary pain into a label women know all too well. Part memoir, part investigation, part emotional autopsy, this episode sets the stage for a story that is funny, unsettling, and painfully honest.What makes a woman crazy, and who gets to decide?This is where the story begins.Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After disappearing for a year, Alanna returns with updates no one asked for and opinions nobody deserves.We cover dating, accidental self-branding (alarming), and the  collapse of a legacy franchise.This week, we cover two national emergencies. Alanna's alleged reputation as the tightest woman in town, and ABC pulling what may have been the most chaotic Bachelor season in recent history.Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna throws caution to the wind after reading Deadline's article, "Inside The “Toxic” Culture Of ‘The Bachelor’ Franchise As Crew Deals With Fallout Of ‘Bachelorette’ Pause; Extent Of EP Exits Revealed"Send me a text!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.