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Twat Thoughts is the unapologetic horseback riding podcast hosted by Andi and Taylor, the creators of Trail Twats. From chaotic trail rides and horse camp stories to internet drama, equestrian culture, and real conversations about life, this podcast is where horse girls come to laugh, vent, and feel understood.

Built for the women who ride a little differently — saddle bags full of drinks, speakers playing music, and zero interest in fitting the "perfect horse girl" mold — Twat Thoughts brings together humor, honesty, and the kind of conversations you'd normally only hear around the campfire after a long day on the trails.

Expect trail riding stories, special guests, listener questions, mean comments of the week, questionable decisions, and plenty of unhinged horse girl energy.
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Episode 17 brings the Core Four together — Andi, Taylor, Beans, and OG Trail Twat Cathy, aka Twisy Twat. We're talking first impressions, reliving some of our favorite and most unhinged camping memories together, and putting everyone's questionable judgment to the test with a hilariously chaotic game of Guess the Number. And because apparently we enjoy suffering, we also crack open a new seltzer that nearly had Cathy puking on camera. Four Twats. Too many stories. Zero supervision. Zero filter. Grab a drink, kick off your crocs and come hang with the Core Four. Use code twat20 at blackhorseranch.com Use code twatthoughts at trailtwats.com/shop
This week on Twat Thoughts, we're joined by Amanda and Melanie from Healing Hearts Through Hooves, the incredible organization selected for September's Trail Twats Give Back. We talk about how Healing Hearts Through Hooves got started, the mission behind their work, how Amanda and Melanie met, and the impact horses can have on people who need a little extra support, connection, and healing. Of course, we couldn't keep things too serious for long. We mix in plenty of Trail Twats stories, questionable decisions, laughs, and the usual unhinged horse-girl energy. And to wrap things up, we put Amanda and Melanie in the hot seat with a round of Would You Rather: Horse Girl Edition. Come learn more about an amazing organization, laugh with us, and find out how you can help support September's Trail Twats Give Back. 🐴🩵 To Donate this month, use this link: Healing Hearts Through Hooves TTGB 🎙️ Kick off your crocs, grab a seltzer and come hang out with the twats! Use code TWAT10 at Bkranchwear.com Use code TWAT20 at blackhorseranch.com Use code Twatthoughts at Trailtwats.com
We took Twat Thoughts to Tennessee for my birthday and sat down at Honey Creek Horse Camp with mule skinner and social media personality Amber Ashburn! We get into alllll things mules — training, what makes them different from horses, the misconceptions people have about them, and why Amber does things the way she does. We also compare Florida vs. Tennessee trail riding, talk about putting yourself out there on social media when people either love you or love to hate you, and what it's like building a following while staying unapologetically yourself. Obviously, we cracked open a new seltzer to review, talked plenty of shit, and actually wrapped this one up on time for once… because we had a Tennessee trail ride waiting on us. Mules, mountains, birthday drinks & internet drama. What more could you want? 🎙️ Kick off your crocs, grab a seltzer and come hang out with the twats! Use code TWAT10 at blackknuckleranch.com Use code TWAT20 at blackhorseranch.com Use code Twatthoughts at Trailtwats.com
It's our FIRST. GUEST. EVER. 🎙️ And who better to kick it off than Andi's longest-running friend (we're talking since 1999), Natalie Sciame of NS Equestrian! This week, we're getting down to the nitty gritty of all things bits. Natalie joins us to break down what's actually happening inside your horse's mouth—from bit mechanics and pressure points to some of the biggest myths and worst advice floating around the horse world. We talk good bits, bad bits, misunderstood bits, "gentle" bits that might not be so gentle, and why the answer to bitting problems usually isn't just throwing something bigger and badder in your horse's mouth. Plus, we take your viewer questions, hear how Andi and Natalie became friends way back in 1999, probably get a little off topic, and—because this is still Twat Thoughts—try some seltzers along the way. 🍹😂 🎙️ Kick off your crocs, grab a seltzer and come hang out with the twats! Use code TWAT10 at blackknuckleranch.com Use code TWAT20 at blackhorseranch.com Use code Twatthoughts at Trailtwats.com
Episode 13 is packed with hot takes, big plans, and a brand-new segment. We're talking about everything coming up, including the Glow Ride, Andi's birthday trip to Tennessee, and our upcoming OMGItsWicks ride and collab. We also introduce "Am I the Asshole: Horse Edition" and jump straight into a controversial question: Is smacking a horse abuse, or can it be a necessary boundary when safety is involved? Plus, we share the horses we'd own if money, experience, and common sense were completely irrelevant. Get ready for dream horses, questionable decisions, and plenty of unfiltered Twat Thoughts.   🎙️ Kick off your crocs, grab a seltzer and come hang out with the twats! Use code TWAT10 at blackknuckleranch.com Use code TWAT20 at blackhorseranch.com Use code Twatthoughts at Trailtwats.com
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