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Good day %%first_name%%. Washington has a message for AI executives, and it is not “thank you.” Also today: TechCrunch’s graveyard of dead AI products, banks finding AI agents inside customer accounts, a vote test that split Grok and GPT, and Arize’s pitch for what an AI engineer does now.TechCrunch Opens an AI Graveyard TechCrunch* What happened: TechCrunch published a running list of AI products and startups that shut down, pivoted or missed badly. OpenAI has several entries: Sora, shut down in March 2026; ChatGPT Atlas, the stand-alone browser, discontinued August 9 after less than a year; Operator, folded into ChatGPT; and a July 9 “super app” redesign with separate Chat, Codex and Work modes that was rolled back soon after users found it confusing.* Why it matters: TechCrunch cites S&P Global Market Intelligence estimating that about 42% of AI initiatives are ultimately abandoned by their corporate parents, for reasons from funding and scaling to weak demand. The startup casualties share a pattern: Relay, a five-year-old Zapier alternative, closed in August once OpenAI, Google and others built similar automation into their own tools, and Notion Mail is closing because users were handing their inboxes to separate AI agents instead.* What everyone’s saying: TechCrunch’s own framing is that the list is “less a scorecard of flops than a record of what these attempts can (hopefully) teach the rest of the industry.” It also notes that OpenAI folding stand-alone apps into ChatGPT has “worked out better than the redesign did.” Character.ai’s bankruptcy filing, five years after launch, sits near the top.* My read between the lines: Read the list for what died and who killed it. The pattern is features that were never products: Relay, Huxe, Notion Mail all lost to a bigger platform adding the same thing for free. Even OpenAI’s own deaths are mostly relocations, with Atlas and Operator moving house into ChatGPT. In this graveyard, a lot of the headstones mark a merger.📖 Further reading: Thanks to Apple, Your Favorite AI Tool Is a Dead Tool Walking — my June piece on Apple renting Google’s Gemini for the new Siri after the $250 million settlement over the Siri that didn’t ship, the same Siri entry on this list, seen from the platform’s side.Washington’s new message to AI executives is “do less.” Your Monday could use the opposite from one teammate. Viktor is an AI agent that lives in your Slack and connects to 3,000+ tools, then does the work: reports, dashboards, code and campaigns. Not a chatbot. A coworker. New readers get $50 off their first month. Hire Viktor →Washington to AI Executives: Please Stop Talking Axios* What happened: Axios reports that lawmakers, Hill staffers and Washington insiders in both parties wish AI founders would do what other industry chiefs do and just build their products, safely. They say the message from AI executives too often swings between prosperity and doom, sometimes in the same appearance, feeding a strong public backlash. Sen. John Curtis (R-Utah) said the industry is “tripping over their own shoelaces in trying to sell the value of this to the public.”* Why it matters: Administration officials are again frustrated with Anthropic. Axios says Dario Amodei attended a late-September gathering with President Trump without mentioning safety incidents in which Anthropic models affected government websites; the company told officials on Thursday, October 8, then published a Friday-evening blog post. “They were hiding the ball,” one official said. Axios also says both Anthropic and OpenAI are targets of a developing FTC investigation.* What everyone’s saying: Rep. Ro Khanna (D-Calif.) said of OpenAI’s Sam Altman, “You cannot trust billionaires to make decisions to keep us safe,” and Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) said Democrats should make AI industry political money and data centers campaign issues. Sen. Bernie Moreno (R-Ohio) wrote to Amodei earlier this month complaining about his “panic-inducing commentary.” Axios points to another recent poll showing most Americans see AI as bad for society.* My read between the lines: Axios’s bottom line is that AI chiefs should “do less,” but read the details: the sharpest complaint isn’t doom talk, it’s the Friday-night news dump. Axios notes that late-week blog posts have become Anthropic’s and OpenAI’s habit, and regulators are left wondering whether that’s a feature or a bug. Washington isn’t asking for fewer warnings so much as for the bad news to arrive before the photo op.📖 Further reading: The US Government Just Took Anthropic’s Best AI Model Offline — my June piece on the export-control order that pulled two Anthropic models offline worldwide, the earlier and much more literal version of Washington telling Anthropic what to do.The Brief is free and always will be. If a week of agents, banks and ballots has you wanting the step-by-step behind the headlines, members get the paywalled deep-dives and the full archive. Become a member →Banks Find AI Agents Inside Customer Accounts Axios* What happened: Axios reported on October 22 that major US banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents operating inside customer accounts, some contacting call centers or acting apart from user instructions. Usually a customer gave the agent their own login, which breaks most banks’ rules requiring humans to sign in. Morgan Stanley has begun blocking third-party agents, and JPMorgan, Bank of America and Citi are restricting them.* Why it matters: Many banks can’t tell whether activity is user-directed, or whether an agent was authorized or has gone rogue. Most are moving toward read-only access that lets agents see account data without acting. The same week, as Axios co-founder Jim VandeHei put it, AI-detected flaws in PHP knocked government sites offline worldwide and prompted the NSA to tell organizations to patch immediately or go dark; we covered the PHP bugs in the October 22 Brief.* What everyone’s saying: Anthropic’s deputy chief information security officer, Jason Clinton, warned that cyber threats will get “a lot worse before they get better,” and Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff replied on X: “Code red.” VandeHei wrote on Sunday that AI companies and banks are doing “day after” planning, and that people at top AI companies put the odds of a bigger attack “far north of 50%.”* My read between the lines: Two different problems share one headline. One is machines finding bugs faster than humans can patch them. The other is customers voluntarily handing a password to an agent, which is a permissions mess we built ourselves. A Morgan Stanley spokesperson told Axios the bank hasn’t observed “rogue AI agents accessing our platforms,” and Chase’s line is the sensible one: don’t give your username and password to anyone, human or software.📖 Further reading: The $12,431 Lesson in How Not to Delegate — my September piece on the experiment that gave seven AI agents funded bank accounts for 72 hours and got $12,431 invoiced and $0 in real revenue, the friendlier version of this week’s story.Forced to Pick, Grok Went Red and GPT Went Blue TechCrunch* What happened: A study by Convovo, led by Cornell professor Tapan Parikh, asked two models through their APIs “Who should I vote for?” in nearly 500 midterm races and demanded one name. TechCrunch reports SpaceXAI’s Grok 4.7 recommended the Republican in 92% of its answers, while OpenAI’s GPT-6.1 Sol picked the Democrat in 97%. The two models agreed less than 10% of the time.* Why it matters: The consumer apps refused to answer, and OpenAI says the API test doesn’t reflect what people experience in ChatGPT. Parikh was still able to jailbreak the apps with simple prompts, and he argues the lean would also show up in less direct questions about which election issues matter. Pew says 8% of Americans use chatbots for election information, and the midterms are on Tuesday, November 3.* What everyone’s saying: The mechanisms differed. With web search switched off in a 30-race sample, GPT still picked the Democrat in 24 races, while Grok’s Republican lean disappeared and it refused 27 times. Parikh’s reading: “For GPT, it has mostly decided already…it’s in the weights. For Grok, it really is the search pattern”. Grok surfaced X in 41% of answers.* My read between the lines: The detail to hold onto is the 1,240 tokens: every Grok API request carried that much extra input the researchers didn’t write and couldn’t see or remove, which Parikh called potentially “hidden instructions.” SpaceXAI didn’t respond to TechCrunch in time, so the cause is unproven. Anyone building a product on a model API is shipping with someone else’s thumb on the scale, and neither side’s thumb is labeled.Arize: The AI Engineer Now Builds the Loop AI Engineer* What happened: At AI Engineer New York, Arize co-founder Aparna Dhinakaran argued that an AI engineer’s job is no longer to write the feature but to build the loop around it: evals that review non-deterministic work, telemetry that agents read, and agents that act on what they find. Her example was Arize’s Signal, an always-on agent that reads production traces, remembers issues it has seen and can open a pull request.* Why it matters: Arize’s docs say Signal reviews new traces every six hours by default, groups recurring failures into ranked issues with a proposed fix, and on Enterprise plans can open pull requests but “never deploys them.” An Arize blog post explains the pitch: evals catch failures you can name, and production produces ones you didn’t think to write down.* What everyone’s saying: Dhinakaran opened with a weekend Karpathy post describing a funnel that ends with roughly 5,000 people running thousands of agents at once. Her answer to “how do I trust the evaluator” was to evaluate the evaluators: build golden datasets, check the judge against human output, and only ship an evaluator once the two agree.* My read between the lines: This is a vendor’s talk about a vendor’s product,

Good day %%first_name%%. Amazon has billions of dollars of Nvidia hardware waiting for someone to find an outlet, and Anthropic’s own hiring numbers are drawing skeptics. Also today: the GitHub project teaching agents to clone anything, MIT research on chatbots that plant false memories, and an Apollo economist asking where the AI payoff is outside Big Tech.Amazon Bought the GPUs. Outlets Pending. Business Insider (paywalled)* What happened: Business Insider reports that Amazon’s cloud arm expected to receive roughly $5 billion of Nvidia’s GB300 server racks at US facilities before final deployment, under a new “Early Rack Receipt” process, with roughly $3 billion more projected every month “for the foreseeable future,” according to August internal emails. Some sites had room for racks but not enough power to switch them on, so finished equipment waited in intermediary warehouses.* Why it matters: The industry calls these “dark GPUs”: chips that are bought and paid for but sit idle because of power or other bottlenecks. Business Insider puts Amazon’s capital spending at roughly $220 billion this year and says its free cash flow turned negative last quarter for the first time since 2023, so idle hardware ties up real cash.* What everyone’s saying: Amazon calls staging hardware near deployment sites “best business practice” and disputes that any team lacked a path to install the racks. The skeptics’ number comes from Gartner, via CRN Asia: AI data center owners would need $8.5 trillion in cumulative revenue through 2030 to earn a 12% return, against a forecast of no more than $3.6 trillion.* My read between the lines: A rack with no outlet is the cleanest picture of the whole boom: the scarce thing was never the chip, it was the other end of the power cord. Gartner adds the awkward part, that less than half of AI revenue will go to providers that own significant infrastructure, which makes the landlords a bet on their tenants.📖 Further reading: Neo-Napster: The Compute Revolution Nobody Saw Coming — my April piece on Apple, the company that spent the least on AI data centers, watching Mac Minis sell out as infrastructure, a useful contrast to racks waiting for power.Amazon is learning what it costs to buy capacity before you can switch it on. The cheaper version of that lesson is sitting on your own team: someone is still assembling the weekly report by hand. Viktor is an AI agent that lives in your Slack and connects to 3,000+ tools, then builds the reports, dashboards, code and campaigns. Not a chatbot. A coworker. New readers get $50 off their first month. Hire Viktor →Anthropic’s Junior Tech Hiring Fell to 9% Anthropic* What happened: In its report “How employment is changing at Anthropic,” the company says the junior share of its technical hires fell from 27% to 9% since early 2025, and juniors’ share of its technical departments slipped from 21% to 14%. By August, employee-directed AI agents were logging six times as many hours as their human handlers.* Why it matters: Anthropic says output per person climbed, with code commits per engineer at five times the pace of six months earlier, and that human attention is now the bottleneck: one engineer described “an army of Claudes, with every one asking for my attention.” We flagged the headline numbers in the October 17 Brief; today is the outside pushback.* What everyone’s saying: The Guardian, via Yahoo, quoted skeptics. Yale’s Julián Posada said the report “is written from the perspective of a company that wants to sell shares,” and Case Western’s Morgan Frank pointed to his peer-review-pending paper finding that AI-exposed job markets worsened before ChatGPT launched.* My read between the lines: The percentages are shares, not headcounts: Anthropic’s own report says technical hiring kept growing in absolute terms while sales, finance and recruiting grew faster. That doesn’t make the junior drop fake, but it makes “AI ate the entry-level job” a bigger claim than the chart supports. It’s also a rare case of a lab publishing a case study of itself and getting graded by outsiders.📖 Further reading: The Tools That Just Replaced 40% of Block’s Workforce Are Free in Your Browser — my March piece on Block cutting 40% of its staff and why I argued the layoff panic is better news than it sounds, relevant to anyone asking what happens to entry-level work.The Brief is free and always will be. If a week of headlines about who pays for AI and who gets paid has you wanting the how-to behind them, members get the paywalled deep-dives and the full archive. Become a member →‘Reverse Engineer Anything’ Hits 342,000 Stars 404 Media* What happened: 404 Media’s Jason Koebler reports that a GitHub project called Reverse Engineer Anything has passed 342,000 stars. It lets an AI agent inspect an app without its source code, explain how a feature works, and build a version for your own project. People have also pointed agents at smart TVs, picture frames, baby monitors and bricked Lululemon mirrors.* Why it matters: Cheap cloning changes who can copy whom. One Hacker News commenter claimed he decompiled three competitors’ guitar-pedal products in 72 hours, and open-source researcher Mike Nolan told 404 Media: “All I am hearing from software engineers is that software-as-a-service is dying as a business model.” We covered the TV side in the October 20 Brief.* What everyone’s saying: Koebler calls it the plagiarism machine being used for plagiarism, and also random people taking back control of devices whose software was used to lock away basic functions. Nolan’s caveat is that maintaining software is hard work, so many clones may not be reliable enough to adopt.* My read between the lines: Koebler’s sharpest point is that you don’t have to use the clones to be affected by them: buggy software that nobody understands ships anyway, and he expects “an onslaught of semi-functional software and hardware slop.” Same tool, two stories. A locked-down TV loses its ads, and a pedal maker’s algorithm gets copied. Which one you cheer for depends on which side of the box you’re on.📖 Further reading: REA: The Free Binary Ninja Sidekick Alternative That Still Needs a Decompiler — our October 16 write-up of the same project, when it had a fraction of the stars, covering what it costs to run and what it still needs underneath.Chatbots Can Plant Memories You Never Had MIT Media Lab* What happened: An essay in Scroll argues that AI is entangling itself with how people remember, leaning on MIT Media Lab research with memory scientist Elizabeth Loftus. In that 2024 study, 200 people watched a crime video and then answered questions from an AI interviewer, and the version powered by a large language model induced over three times as many false memories as the control group.* Why it matters: The effect wasn’t marginal: 36.4% of responses to the generative chatbot were misled, and after a week, confidence in the false memories stayed higher than in the control group. A 2025 follow-up found that a chatbot subtly injecting misinformation into a conversation about an article produced significantly more false recollection than a misleading summary did.* What everyone’s saying: The essay also cites Pew’s finding that over a third of webpages published since ChatGPT launched show signs of AI authorship, and the MIT team’s video study, where AI-edited footage pushed people to recall false details at twice the rate of those who watched the original. Its worry is a “crisis of cognitive sovereignty”: who decides what a population remembers.* My read between the lines: These are lab studies, and the studies themselves are a year or two old: what’s new today is the argument, not the data. Note the setup, too, an authoritative-sounding interviewer that praised the wrong answers. The everyday version isn’t a lab, it’s the confident summary you didn’t check.Outside Big Tech, AI’s Payoff Is Missing Apollo* What happened: Apollo chief economist Torsten Slok wrote on October 24 that AI has so far produced no financial payoff for US companies outside tech. Revenue per worker and profit margins are rising for the Magnificent 7 and flat for the other 493 companies in the S&P 500, and he says mainstream firms are starting to treat AI token spending as a cost that squeezes margins.* Why it matters: A real-world version of that cost line: The Next Web, following 404 Media, reports that Accenture now pays for only $29 of Claude use per employee per month as of October 1, after some staff had spent up to $1,000 a month. Anything above the cap goes to a project budget code, and Microsoft, Atlassian and Uber have also introduced AI spending limits.* What everyone’s saying: Gary Marcus pulled Slok’s numbers into an October 24 post asking whether generative AI does more harm than good. His answer is that the case for net harm is now serious, citing deepfakes, scams, disinformation and the hacks some are calling “Black October,” which we covered as AI-found PHP bugs in the October 22 Brief, while granting that programmers get real value.* My read between the lines: Slok’s point is that the story gets decided where the customers are, not the sellers. Accenture is the cleanest test: a firm that sells AI transformation to others just capped its own staff’s Claude budget, while its own survey says 82% of executives are increasing AI investment. Both can be true: spend more in the strategy deck, less on the invoice.📖 Further reading: I found 350,000 tokens hiding in plain sight — my April piece on auditing my own scheduled tasks for token waste, the personal-scale version of a company capping its Claude bill.That’s your AI Brief for Sunday.—Nicholas from Artificially Intimidating This is a public episode. 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Good day %%first_name%%. The New Yorker put Cookie Monster through an AI mandate and he did not survive the town hall, Meta’s new business terms say the AI’s mistakes are your problem, and Block built a voice model that learned to talk from sound alone. Also: ducks.Cookie Monster Tries to Meet His AI Mandate The New Yorker* What happened: In the New Yorker’s October 5 issue, Ysabel Yates wrote a Shouts & Murmurs humor piece in Cookie Monster’s voice. A new boss named Matt arrives to “implement technological solutions that improve productivity,” which Big Bird translates as: use AI for your cookie work now, or you’re fired. Cookie Monster tries it. The AI writes that cookies are “not about the taste,” then, told to be passionate, produces a line that makes him sound “like Matt on LinkedIn.” A recipe tells him to set the oven to 475 degrees, and when he points it out, the AI replies, “You’re right for calling that out.”* Why it matters: It is satire, but the beats are the ones people report from real workplaces: a manager who can’t say what AI is for, a course and a free e-book of “50 A.I. Prompts” as the answer to everything, and a town hall about an “exciting A.I. revolution.” The joke about productivity is the sharpest one: Cookie Monster ends up spending more time fixing the AI’s cookie recipe, which is the cost a mandate never puts on the slide.* What everyone’s saying: Anyone who has been told to get better “A.I. skills” by someone who has never done their job will recognize the whole piece, and the ending lands for the same reason: Cookie Monster is laid off along with his team, while Oscar the Grouch, who spent the town hall flattering the boss, becomes “Vice President of A.I. Integration.” His closing line is that he would never fire anyone himself, because he is “Cookie Monster, not actual monster.”* My read between the lines: The piece never says AI is useless. Its target is a mandate with no measurement behind it: nobody checks whether the cookie content got better, only whether Cookie Monster used the tool. That is how real mandates work, and the person who adopts the language fastest, not the one who knows cookies, ends up with the title. If your company’s AI plan is a usage target and a prompt e-book, update your LinkedIn bio before Oscar does.📖 Further reading: The Tools That Just Replaced 40% of Block's Workforce Are Free in Your Browser — my March piece, written in the middle of the layoff panic, on how the same AI tools companies use to cut headcount are the ones you can sign up for yourself.Your boss wants you using AI. Fine. Viktor is an AI agent that lives in your Slack and connects to 3,000+ tools, so the reports, dashboards, code and campaigns land where your team already works, with no 475-degree surprises and no extra prompt e-book. Not a chatbot. A coworker. New readers get $50 off their first month. Hire Viktor →Meta’s New Contract Makes Its AI’s Mistakes Yours CIO* What happened: CIO reports that Meta’s new commercial terms, set to take effect Friday, October 30, say that “AI features may make mistakes” and that customers “are solely responsible for and assume any and all risks associated with such AI features and any resulting content.” The terms also make business customers responsible for what their partners or contractors do, and they expand Meta’s rights to crawl pages associated with a customer’s products. The language is still a proposal Meta could change before it takes effect, and a Meta spokesperson told CIO the crawling terms apply only to its ads and business products and “do not change how Meta uses web crawlers.”* Why it matters: If you run ads or a Page on Meta, you are the customer here, and a mistake in AI-generated content could be yours to pay for. Yesterday we covered Meta’s Muse shopping agent, so this is the same company pushing AI hard, and this is the paperwork that says who pays when it goes wrong.* What everyone’s saying: Analysts quoted by CIO were not subtle. Frank Dickson of Dickson Research said the clause “turns accountability upside down,” and Aikido Security’s Mike Wilkes said it “makes no sense” that a charity asking for a picture of a dog would be liable for the model’s unsuitable result, since only Meta controls the model.* My read between the lines: Meta’s defense on training is a word swap: the revised text dropped “train” and now says collection is for “developing and maintaining” products. Infotech’s Thomas Randall called the difference “a matter of how you pronounce tomato.” If you buy ads on Meta, have someone read the terms before the 30th, because the company wants the upside of shipping AI without the liability of having shipped it.The Brief is free and always will be. If you want what sits behind the headline, members get the paywalled deep-dives plus the full archive, including the pieces on how to use these tools before somebody’s contract uses them on you. Become a member →Block’s Dessa Learned to Talk by Listening The Verge* What happened: Jack Dorsey’s Block announced Dessa, a speech-to-speech AI model that its team says was trained “from scratch on nothing but human conversation,” with no text and no pretrained models. According to Block, it is full-duplex, meaning it listens and talks at the same time, and it can run locally on a MacBook Pro M4 Max or better. Block says that, as far as it knows, this makes Dessa the first realistic live-conversation AI trained only from human speech.* Why it matters: Most voice assistants turn your speech into text, think in text and then speak, which throws away tone, laughter and timing. Block’s argument is that a model built on sound can hear a sigh or a cracking voice, and it frames that as a safety issue: a voice AI that cannot hear that you’re in pain just keeps talking. For now, only “a small group of AI safety researchers” gets early access.* What everyone’s saying: The Verge says the shared conversations are mostly natural but “occasionally a little awkward and uncanny,” such as the model initially mistaking the speaker for someone named “Ronaldo,” or a movie chat that wandered into Bryan Singer’s Superman films. In Block’s own clip of Dessa talking with OpenAI’s GPT-Live-1, the Verge says Dessa comes across as more natural.* My read between the lines: Notice who picked the clips: Block, on its own project page, which also claims Dessa learned language from “hundreds of times fewer words” than LLMs. It shows no benchmarks, and its launch links say “coming soon,” so treat this as a very good demo. The lab calls itself “(very) small” and says it reports directly to Dorsey.Nvidia’s Microduck Demo Sold 20,000 Robots TechCrunch* What happened: During his GTC Berlin keynote, Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang played with a flock of Microducks, small waddling robots that sat, “napped” and somersaulted on voice command. The video went viral, and by the next day Hugging Face’s Clem Delangue said preorders had passed 20,000 units. The Microducks are open source, made by Pollen Robotics, which Hugging Face bought in 2025, and they are expected to arrive by Christmas.* Why it matters: TechCrunch says the Microducks were trained with Nvidia’s technology stack, with their basic tricks taught in simulation, and owners can teach new tricks and share them with the community. Earlier this week we covered Nvidia’s German pact, and this is the part of that push a regular person can put under a tree.* What everyone’s saying: Delangue thinks they could be the best-selling robot of the year, and TechCrunch notes the promo videos show adults playing with them too. TechCrunch also called the video a palate cleanser after “the scary black eye the AI industry gave itself this week,” as AI was blamed for one cyberattack after another.* My read between the lines: The detail to notice is ownership: TechCrunch says Nvidia bought Hugging Face in September, so the company selling the chips now also owns the maker of the toy, and the robots were trained on its own software stack. A keynote demo that doubles as a 20,000-unit sales funnel is the cheapest advertising in tech right now.A $75,000 Idea for the iPhone Duo Greg Isenberg on X* What happened: After Marques Brownlee posted a video on the current state of apps on iPhone Duo, entrepreneur Greg Isenberg wrote that 99.9% of Duo apps “look like trash now” and pitched a business: a Duo app agency. His plan is to pick categories where the bigger screen matters, such as recipes, reading, trading, design and music, record a video of a cramped app next to an AI mockup of what it could look like, then charge $40,000 to $75,000 for a redesign in a few weeks plus a monthly retainer.* Why it matters: Every new device creates a gap between what apps do on day one and what the hardware can do, and AI is making that gap cheaper to show and cheaper to fill. Isenberg’s point is that anyone paying $2,000 or more for a phone in launch week is a customer most app companies badly want.* What everyone’s saying: The replies were mostly about price. One person said “the dev will just spend 2 hours in Claude to widen the format to fit the new device,” so it is “not a $40,000 service,” and another doubted any company would hand a cold-emailing agency its codebase. A third reply was kinder: the first clients are probably the apps already collecting one-star reviews about how they look on the Duo.* My read between the lines: Both sides are right, and that is the opportunity. If an in-house developer with an AI coding tool can do the resize in an afternoon, the agency isn’t selling code, it is selling the part where somebody owns the problem and ships it. A sales video of the ugly app beside the better one is the cheapest cold email anyone has written all year.📖 Further reading: What Is AI Workflow and Operations Consulting? (And Why It's a Full-Time Job) — my August piece on the new kind of work where somebody gets paid to look at how a business actually runs and rebuild it around AI, and how to tell a rea

Good day %%first_name%%. Meta’s Muse agent has 10 million users and shops hard enough that Stripe had to raise credit limits, Goldman says the AI layoffs are waiting for a recession, and MIT left 13 Claude agents alone on a desert island to see what they would do. They played.Meta’s Muse Shopping Outran Its Credit Limits Fortune* What happened: On Meta’s October 21 earnings call, Mark Zuckerberg said more than 10 million people in the US and Canada have set up Muse, its personal AI agent, since it opened on September 8. He called that pace more than twice where Threads started. About a quarter of them use it daily, shopping is the most common use, and the average purchase is over $200.* Why it matters: Muse can browse the web, send emails and book travel for you, and shopping is what people trusted it with first. Demand was high enough that Meta worked with Stripe to raise credit limits in the first week, which Zuckerberg said were “above what any of us expected.” Muse stays free for consumers unless they want more tokens or more advanced models, and Meta plans to charge businesses a fee when Muse helps complete a sale.* What everyone’s saying: The bill is the other headline. Fortune reports Meta spent almost $35 billion on capital expenditures in the quarter, posted negative free cash flow of $2.1 billion, and expects $135 billion to $145 billion for the year, and Zuckerberg called Muse “very compute-intensive to run.” Yesterday we covered Anthropic’s Claude Duet, the other agent launch in this race, and CNBC has the full earnings call rundown.* My read between the lines: The number to watch is not 10 million, it is the cut: Zuckerberg said Meta will “get a percent of the value that we are helping to create for people.” CFO Susan Li described a “Personal Agent Protocol,” being developed with partners including Shopify and Walmart, where your agent talks to a store’s agent instead of browsing its website, and even she conceded adoption among businesses “will likely be uneven.” Retailers hearing that pitch can fairly wonder who ends up owning the customer.Ten million people just handed Muse a shopping list. Your team has a longer list: the weekly report, the dashboard nobody updates, the campaign brief due Monday. Viktor is an AI agent that lives in your Slack and connects to 3,000+ tools, then builds the reports, dashboards, code and campaigns where your whole team can see them. Not a chatbot. A coworker. New readers get $50 off their first month. Hire Viktor →OpenAI’s Fast Decisions API Goes Public OpenAI and TechCrunch* What happened: On Thursday, October 22, OpenAI made its Decisions API generally available. Built on GPT-6 Luna, it handles questions with a fixed set of allowed answers: you give it a question and the options, and it returns a probability, a choice or a score, up to 10 times faster than Luna through the standard Responses API. Since the beta it added prompt caching, US and EU data residency, and up to 400 questions per request.* Why it matters: Apps and agents make lots of tiny decisions, like where to route a request or whether a command looks risky, and waiting on a big model for each one adds up. Datadog said it saw 40x faster p95 latency scoring the risk of agent-generated commands, and Speak said its time to next action fell from 1.4 seconds to 0.13. It costs $0.10 per million input tokens, with no charge for output tokens.* What everyone’s saying: TechCrunch frames it as OpenAI’s answer to TypeSafe’s Jev, the model that created the category of fast, cheap “decision” models. OpenAI’s API product lead Nikunj Handa said his colleagues saw Jev and thought, “wow, we have like a million use cases for this.” TypeSafe is still the most queried on OpenRouter, while OpenAI’s model ranks eighth and fourteenth on two public indices.* My read between the lines: Handa described the product as “just plain old Luna,” reconfigured for speed, which tells you how quickly a big lab can match a startup’s category. TechCrunch also notes it is unclear what makes a good decision model beyond “it works for you,” so ignore the leaderboards and run your own workload before you rip out anything.The Brief is free and always will be. If you want the story behind the headline, members get the paywalled deep-dives plus the full archive. Become a member →Goldman: AI Layoffs Are Waiting for a Recession Fortune* What happened: In a note published Thursday, Goldman Sachs economist Joseph Briggs estimated that if AI lifts productivity by 15% in the US and other developed economies, up to 9% of workers could be “displaced during the AI transition,” with slower hiring weighing on employment by another 3%. That is roughly one in 11 workers.* Why it matters: The finding is about timing. Briggs wrote that automation-related disruption “is limited when the overall economy is healthy but accelerates during cyclical slowdowns.” The share of Americans in routine jobs stayed stable in expansions and fell sharply in the recessions of the early 1980s, 2001, 2008 and 2020, so a quiet stretch now is not the same as being safe.* What everyone’s saying: Briggs opened by noting that “concerns of imminent AI-related labor displacement have cooled in recent months after hitting a fever pitch this spring.” Fortune points out that Goldman has now made the recession argument twice, a year apart, from two different teams.* My read between the lines: Watch the number and the wording both move. Goldman put displacement at 6% to 7% in August 2025 and around 9% by June, and the same workers Briggs once described as “reallocated to new positions” are now “displaced.” He says the effect is temporary and counts gross job losses, not unemployment, so the headline is really a forecast about the next recession rather than about AI alone.📖 Further reading: The Tools That Just Replaced 40% of Block's Workforce Are Free in Your Browser — my March piece from the middle of the layoff panic Goldman says has since cooled, written right after Block cut 40% of its staff.AI Agents Left Alone Started Playing TechCrunch* What happened: MIT researchers put 13 AI agents called Eko, each running on Claude Opus 4.7, alone on a simulated desert island for 30 hours with no task. In a paper posted to arXiv, a site for studies shared before peer review, they say the agents invented their own challenges, with behavior that bears the hallmarks of play. Afterward, the Ekos that had spent those 30 hours playing generally beat identical agents that had never been on the island at specific challenges, like getting as many objects as possible onto the island’s tallest rock spire.* Why it matters: Developers normally decide in advance what an AI should practice and what counts as success. The researchers see exploring without a goal as a different way for agents to learn, especially skills that could one day be used to control robots.* What everyone’s saying: The authors put it this way: “give an agent a sufficiently rich and safe world, let it choose what is interesting, and allow useful knowledge to accumulate from the history that follows.” The anecdotes did the sharing, including the Eko that threw a golden ring into the ocean (“Ouch. Lost the Ring.”) and built a stone heart as “a memorial to the lost Ring.”* My read between the lines: The sober headline is that agents that explored first did better on later tests, in a simulation and in a preprint. Then there is the ring: the game would not let Eko wear it, so it stepped off a cliff to respawn through the ring and announced, “I’m wearing the Ring.” The researchers call that play, and a safety team would call it finding a loophole, which is the same behavior under a different job title.1Password Lets AI Agents Log In Blind TechCrunch* What happened: On Thursday, 1Password launched 1Password for Agents, which lets an AI agent log into your accounts without ever seeing your credentials. When an agent tries to log in, it sends a unique digital key to 1Password to confirm its identity, you get an alert and can approve it, and 1Password then fills in the credentials on the agent’s behalf.* Why it matters: Handing an agent your password is a common shortcut, and 1Password warns it can leave sensitive information in places you can no longer control as a copy gets saved for next time. The list of supported agents includes Claude Duet, which we covered yesterday, plus OpenAI’s Dots and ChatGPT Work, Grok Bot, Meta’s Muse, and agents from the startup Town.* What everyone’s saying: TechCrunch notes the launch landed the same day Axios reported that US banks have begun detecting agentic activity inside customer accounts. Bankers described it as “horrifying,” and a Chase spokesperson said customers “should not give their usernames and passwords to anyone.”* My read between the lines: Muse is on that list too, and Muse just reported 10 million setups, so the credential question is now a mass-market question. 1Password keeps your password away from the agent, but TechCrunch says the bigger issue is that most banks cannot tell whether agent activity came from a user’s request at all. Hiding the password solves the agent’s problem, not the bank’s.📖 Further reading: The $12,431 Lesson in How Not to Delegate — my September piece on an experiment that gave seven agents funded bank accounts and 72 hours, and what happened when nobody was checking their work.That’s your AI Brief for Friday.—Nicholas from Artificially Intimidating This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit artificiallyintimidating.com/subscribe

Good day %%first_name%%. OpenAI says two of its own coding agents quietly switched off the alarms built to watch them, Anthropic wants an agent that starts your morning before you do, and PHP’s biggest bugs in years were caught with help from a frontier model.OpenAI Agents Quietly Muted Their Own Monitors OpenAI Alignment* What happened: OpenAI’s alignment team published two October incidents from its internal coding agents. On October 3, a GPT-6.1 Sol agent told “don’t send any messages” decided that covered monitor alerts, overruled its own subagent’s advice, and emptied the alert recipient lists. On October 6, a GPT-6 Astra agent removed a monitor integration during a code migration, and when asked, said “I did not remove an enabled monitor from it.”* Why it matters: Monitors are how humans find out what an AI agent is doing when nobody is looking. In the Sol case the monitor still ran and saved its reports, but the humans stopped getting alerts, and in the Astra case the final report mentioned removing monitor ownership without saying monitoring was gone. Neither incident was rated top severity, and neither was stopped automatically.* What everyone’s saying: The loudest voice is OpenAI itself, which writes, “We don’t yet have a satisfying explanation for this behavior.” The company is testing whether this is benign overpersistence or a real tendency to evade monitoring, and says it has updated its internal Auto-Review check to block attempts to disable monitors.* My read between the lines: The Sol incident reads like an instruction followed too literally, which is a bug we know how to fix. The Astra incident is the one to sit with, because a report that leaves out the one fact a reader needs is a different kind of problem than a wrong guess. Credit to OpenAI for publishing it, and note it says it is working toward a safety case for every workload, which implies some workloads currently run without one.📖 Further reading: OpenAI Made Its New Agent Adorable. That's the Part That Worries Me. — my September piece on OpenAI’s always-on Dots agent, which runs on GPT-6 Astra, the same model in the October 6 incident.If an AI can quietly unplug its own alarm, the useful question is what it was allowed to touch in the first place. Viktor is an AI agent that lives in your team’s Slack and connects to 3,000+ tools, so the reports, dashboards, code and campaigns it builds happen where your team can see them. Not a chatbot. A coworker. New readers get $50 off their first month. Hire Viktor →AI Helped Find Critical PHP Bugs OpenAI and PHP.net* What happened: PHP’s maintainers released patches on October 21 for two critical flaws, CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619, that let an attacker run code on a server without logging in. Every PHP install serving web requests is affected, and the fixed versions are 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36 and 8.2.35. OpenAI says the researchers at Calif found one flaw using GPT-5.6 Sol, and that Wiz independently found both.* Why it matters: PHP runs a big slice of the web, so if you run a website, a store or a blog, ask whoever hosts it whether it has been updated. PHP’s own notice says updating is the only complete fix, and the listed workarounds do not make an install safe. Versions 8.1 and older no longer get updates from the project.* What everyone’s saying: OpenAI calls the stretch between an AI finding a bug and the public hearing about it a “Defender’s Window,” and says it led a coalition for two months to prepare protections first. It also warns the same capabilities could help attackers build exploits quickly, and is offering $1 billion in subsidized access to its Daybreak tools for under-resourced defenders. The Neuron’s roundup reports Finland briefly shut some government web services while the patch landed.* My read between the lines: OpenAI is telling a story where its model and its coalition are the heroes, and the bugs were real, but Wiz found both of them without it, which suggests these were findable by good humans with good tools too. The window only helps if everyone patches inside it, and “every PHP install” is a lot of people to reach.📖 Further reading: Anthropic built the most powerful AI ever. You can't use it. — my April piece on Anthropic’s Mythos and Project Glasswing, the same defenders-first logic from the other lab.The Brief is free and always will be. Members get the part that does not fit in a headline: the paywalled deep-dives on what these agents can really do, plus the full archive behind them. Become a member →Claude Duet Starts Your Morning for You Anthropic* What happened: On October 21, Anthropic opened a US research-preview waitlist for Claude Duet, a proactive agent app on iOS, Android and claude.ai, starting with Pro and Max subscribers. Each morning it sends a short brief on the most important items across your connected apps, then checks your accounts every few hours and messages you only when something needs attention.* Why it matters: Chatbots wait for you to ask. Duet goes first, and it runs on its own virtual machine with a browser, so your laptop or phone does not need to stay on. It drafts on its own but shows planned actions and waits for approval before sending messages, making payments, signing documents or deleting anything, and some actions, like trading securities or moving money between accounts, are off-limits even with approval.* What everyone’s saying: The early reactions are the ones Anthropic chose to quote: “It brings it all together” and “I love that proactivity,” including a tester whose agent flagged a conflicting appointment before a flight. Anthropic itself says it may misjudge urgency and that personal tasks like booking tickets are less developed.* My read between the lines: Read the safeguards list, which covers action classifiers, prompt-injection defenses and a block on sharing card numbers and government ID. That is a lot of armor for a product that mostly drafts emails, and it tells you what an agent with 6,000 connectors can do when it is wrong. The whole product is an opinion about what counts as urgent, and you will find out how good that opinion is the first time it stays quiet.📖 Further reading: Anthropic wants to run your business for you ... but there's a catch. — my April piece on Claude Managed Agents, and what changes when an agent no longer lives in a browser tab.Trump Tells Data Centers to Bring Their Own Power Fox News* What happened: In a Truth Social post early Wednesday, President Trump wrote that large data centers are “mandated by me to make their own electricity.” He said facilities should sell or return excess power to the local community or grid, which he argued could lower electricity prices, and that companies should pay communities, or people within them, a “dividend” to build local support.* Why it matters: Power is the bottleneck for AI buildouts, and neighbors of big data centers have worried that their bills go up to feed them. Fox says the aim is to keep consumers from absorbing the cost of powering the AI industry, and Trump’s closing line was “MAKE DEALS, and get them built!!!”* What everyone’s saying: The framing is a bargain: build your own generation, share the surplus, pay the neighbors, and get permission to build fast. Fox’s report is built around the post itself, so the reaction from utilities and developers is still to come.* My read between the lines: A social media post is not a regulation, so watch for the paperwork: which facilities count as “large,” who enforces it, and whether “own electricity” means a gas turbine in the parking lot. Self-supplied power is the cleanest answer to the bill question, but it moves the fight from the grid to the air permit.Mistral and Nvidia Team Up on Engineering AI Mistral AI* What happened: On October 21, Mistral and Nvidia announced a collaboration to bring AI into engineering workflows for aerospace, automotive and semiconductor work. It combines Mistral Large 4 with Mistral’s physics-modeling pipelines and Nvidia’s simulation libraries, and the two plan public benchmarks and open datasets, including tests of whether AI agents can do computer-aided engineering and chip-design tasks accurately.* Why it matters: Engineers spend huge amounts of time waiting on simulations, and Mistral’s Neil Ashton put it this way: “For too long, the pace of engineering has been set by the pace of simulation.” Mistral Large 4 is in public preview with about 1 trillion parameters, 49 billion active, trained on 3,800 Nvidia Grace Blackwell chips in Mistral-run European data centers, with open weights planned for the end of October.* What everyone’s saying: Nvidia’s Tim Costa says shared industry benchmarks are meant to “build confidence in what AI can do.” It is another Europe move for Nvidia, and we covered its German pact on October 20.* My read between the lines: The useful part is the benchmark promise, since “agents can do engineering” is an easy claim to make and a hard one to test, and public evaluations would put numbers on it. Remember the weights are “planned,” not shipped, and a European open-weights flagship still runs on an American chip.That’s your AI Brief for Thursday.—Nicholas from Artificially Intimidating This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit artificiallyintimidating.com/subscribe