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Author: Graeme & Carter

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Inside of you there are two wolves. One is a gangly armed egomaniac who snaps limbs like celery stalks. The other has buns of steel and a propensity for overusing the same spinning back kick (and is also an egomaniac).

Season One sees Graeme and Carter, two otherwise unremarkable white men who also happen to be the only people on Earth brave enough to undertake this endeavour, judge the most middle-of-the-road action stars of the late 1980s and 1990s: Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal.

Building a canonical ranking of combined filmographies that will stand for all time, our hosts will pit each actor's films against each other in head to head matchups until they've rated every single film–or until they can't stand watching them anymore!

Episodes release every other Saturday.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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In this confusing episode, Graeme and Carter determine that Executive Decision (1996) is NOT a Steven Seagal movie. So it would be unfair to pit it against Nowhere to Run (1993). So instead, we're going back to a movie that was almost in Episode 2, Black Eagle (1988), a movie that DOES NOT star Jean-Claude van Damme. Are we clear? Good.Anyway, prepare to learn either more about Shô Kosugi than you ever would have otherwise—OR—hear thin, poorly researched, largely inaccurate ramblings about your favourite actor ever, Shô Kosugi. Also, remember Joe Morton? Love that guy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this long awaited episode, Graeme and Carter get way into model railroads and the geopolitical ramifications of unsanctioned incursions into Cambodia. Can a man be his own father? What about a cyborg? How do you survive an earthquake in the sky? These questions and more, answered with finality and assurance on the next exciting episode of... THE TWO WOLVES PODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's a super-sized episode for two of the least remembered movies in these guys' golden eras. Join Graeme and Carter as they learn they are actually twins, separated at birth when an evil oil tycoon blew up their parents in a multibillion dollar insurance scheme. One tasseled rawhide coat! Two Van Dammes! Three Academy Award winners! A six-time Ms. Olympia! You'll never believe we crammed it all into three and a half hours! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode, Graeme and Carter largely focus on alternative butchery, as well as the life, times, and many misadventures of Patrick Kilpatrick, Libertine Patriot. They also reveal some juicy tidbits about their secret past together. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this wild deviation from the norm, Steven Seagal plays a cop who uses his special forces background to play by his own rules. Jean Claude Van Damme plays a plucky underdog, fighting his way through an underground tournament to alleviate some past familial injustice. Is this an episode you have already listened to? No! It is a different one!Graeme and Carter go into this one without any particularly strong feelings, and come out the other side better friends, better men, and better lovers. Join us for this very special conversation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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