Chocolate Chip Horror

Let's face it...high school sorta sucks. Teachers are more strict, bullies are more menacing, lunch is less exciting, and worse...no nap time OR recess (and Gym doesn't count).And if all that wasn't irritating enough, we're not at all equipped to deal with TEEN WITCHES! That was NOT on the First Day Orientation Sheet.We're gonna brave the halls of this L.A. high school anyway, and try not to get caught up in any spells when we review the quintessential 1996 supernatural high school horror film The Craft!And our home room snack of choice? A gorgeous and decadent blackberry galette that's as rich and flavorful as it is sinister! I snatched a piece from Home Ec. when the teacher wasn't looking, but you can grab the recipe from our official Substack page and make one for yourself!If YOU had magical powers back in high school, what would you have used them for? Let us know in the comments section!

Welcome back to school, kids! That's right, summer's basically over, back to the rat race. And to celebrate this occasion, we're heading to Fort Chicken Elementary to give our review of the hilarious infected flick Cooties (2014)!And we can't study hard without a good meal! Today we're serving up delicious homemade chicken nuggets! Seasoned perfectly with a side of aji verde sauce! It's green, it's mean, it's slightly obscene! You wanna bite?? Head over to the Substack to grab the recipe!What's the FUNNIEST zombie film in your opinion?? Let us know in the comments!

Grab your hitchhiking gear! We're heading to New Jersey! Some camp called....."Camp Crystal Lake"....sounds pretty chill. See how it all plays out when we review the original summer camp slasher Friday the 13th (1980)!And our snack for the trip? How about a deep, chocolatey S'Mores Tart, complete with a butter graham cracker crust and a sticky sweet marshmallow frosted top. It's deeper than Crystal Lake itself! Head over to our Substack to get the recipe!Which Friday the 13th film was YOUR favorite?? Let us know in the comments!

Summer's upon us, so let's head over to Camp Arawak for some fun in the sun! Nothing says "Summer Camp in the 80's" like side ponytails, guys wearing shorts that don't even cover their thighs, and of course...unexplained deaths! What could be more fun??? We'll save you a seat on the bus when we review Robert Kiltzik's 1983 summer camp kill fest Sleepaway Camp! Don't forget to head over to the Substack to read all about our delicious Elote Corn Dip! Perfect for late nights when you're cowering in your bunk, praying you're not next! Grab a bag of tortilla chips and DIG IN!What's YOUR favorite camp slasher flick?? Let us know in the comments!

Next time you take a trip to a foreign country, you better put some respect on that country's name and their customs and traditions, or else you might winding up BECOMING part of those customs and traditions! Here's our review of Ari Aster's beautifully horrifying folk horror film MIDSOMMAR! Before you get settled in for this wild ride, make sure to head over to our Substack to get a good look at the lovely fruit and cheese plate, and then make yourself one, because nothing says ritualistic sacrifice like fresh apples, crisp crackers, and bold cheese!What part of MIDSOMMAR was the hardest to watch for YOU?? Let us know in the comments!