The Dating Goblin

What happens when you catch feelings for someone who doesn’t feel the same way? Apparently… You order pizza and play fucking Uno😂After everything changed between us, I thought I know what losing the relationship we had would feel like. What I didn’t expect was discovering there might be another version of us worth keeping. This week, we’re talking about heartbreak, friendship, loving someone differently, and what happens when a relationship doesn’t end…it just changes shape. There are feelings. There are tears. There is an aggressively competitive game of Uno. And somewhere in all of it, I learnt that sometimes the happy ending isn’t getting what you originally wanted. Sometimes it’s realizing what you still get to keep. 🎙️Episode 7: We Kept Each Other AnywayDating stories. Goblin wisdom. Zero shame🧌💚

I’ve talked about ghosting. I’ve talked about catching feelings. I’ve talked about ignoring red flags. But somehow…I haven’t talked about the first person who make me go:Absolutely the fuck not!This one started innocently enough. Cute bio. Nerdy conversations. Hundreds of voice notes. A connection that seemed genuinely promising. And then the inks started kicking. At first, they were little things I could brush off. Then things got weird. And eventually, one comment made every alarm bell in my body go off at the exact same fucking time. This week we are talking about oversharing, boundaries, trusting your instincts, and the moment being nice stops being more important than feeling safe. OH… and apparently TMI does, in fact… mean Too Much Information. Who fucking knew? 😂🎙️Episode 6: The Guy I Actually BlockedDating stories. Goblin wisdom. Zero shame. 🧌💚

Two people say they're polyamorous. They want similar things.The connection is good. Everything looks compatible on paper. And then reality shows up. Episode 5 is about the difference between wanting a relationship structure and actually being ready for what it asks of you... with a little jealousy, a lot of confusion, and one deeply unfortunate comparison involving a Costco rotisserie chicken. Because sometimes the label says one thing... ...and the behaviour says something completely fucking different. 🎙Episode 5: Poly on PaperDating stories. Goblin wisdom. Zero shame🧌💚

I went into this one thinking I knew exactly what I was getting myself into. One nightA little chemistryA very specific arrangement What could possibly go wrong? Apparently… my heart had other plans. Come join me for the night that taught me that feelings don’t always give a shit about the rules you make beforehand. There’s flirting. There’s chaos. There’s a tiny fucking butler outfit. And somewhere in the middle of all of it… things got a little more complicated than I expected. So grab a coffee… or something a little stronger, and enjoy today’s episode. Dating stories. Goblin wisdom. Zero Shame. 🧌💚

Little goblins, we have officially entered the dating stories 🥳😅Meet Roman 🥵There was chemistry. There was excitement. There was attraction. There was me looking at the man like Santa Claus had just bought me a Christmas… and even if I couldn’t find the batteries, I was still gonna fucking play with it. And then? Boo, bitch 👻In this episode, we’re talking about attraction, expectations, getting attached to potential, and what happens when someone reads one chapter of you and decides they already know the ending. Because not everyone is going to get yo9u. And honestly? That’s their fucking loss. Welcome to the chaos, little goblins. The stories are officially here…. And they’re only getting started. Dating stories. Goblin wisdom. Zero shame. The Dating Goblin Podcast 🧌💚