Desserted with Sarah Herrman

The latest victim to face-off Sarah in the kitchen quickly takes the upper-hand with her blue Balenciaga bag and cunning intimidation tactics. Audio erotica superstar and published writer Veronika Kelemen was raised with the Eastern European survival skills (and stomach lining) to digest Sarah's attempt at a Hungarian Dobos Torte. Listen to Veronika's podcast No Matter here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-matter-with-lillian-veronika/id1809219980Follow Sarah, for the love of all that is delicious: https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/2:57 Setting the Safe Word & Addressing Veronika's Doubts of Sarah4:23 The Infamous Un-Sellable Blue Balenciaga Bag9:52 Intimidation11:24 A Catastrophic Breakup Story17:53 Writing Audio Erotica for Dipsea24:49 Dating in the UK vs. the US26:04 The Formative Short Bus Experience29:26 Eastern European Survival vs. Supermodels31:37 Cosmetic Procedures & Privilege34:55 Eastern European Childhood Rules & The Pledge39:05 The Family Poop Chart42:40 The Angelina Jolie Dress47:05 Battered Woman

Comedian Hunter Hills braves the kitchen to fuel himself up on two essential food groups: milk & meat. Armed with tales from being on the road with Iliza Schlesinger and from the shock of discovering his grandpa was CIA...Hunter is ready to face his biggest challenge: peanut butter b00bs. Follow Hunter Hill...or Else: https://www.instagram.com/hunterhillcomedy/%C3%A2%C2%81%C2%A0Check out the Deep Secrets Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/deep-secrets/id6790900867Follow Sarah if you want.... https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/Bits & Bobs: 1:10 Baking Peanut Butter Blossoms/B00Bs2:20 Breast Milk Bit3:02 Getting Tricked into Standup5:11 Touring with Iliza Shlesinger8:20 The Extreme Birthday Kidnapping Story14:50 Worst Heckles & Stage Disasters19:13 Grandpa's CIA Secret24:44 Let It Rest: Hot Takes on Society & Dog Ages30:11 Battered Woman 31:15 Key Ingredients: The 2013 Horsemeat Scandal38:28 Meeting CIA Agents in Europe41:09 Female vs. Male Comic Tours aka Blueberries and Water42:48 "Honey I didn't cheat aren't you proud of me" 44:44 Deep Secrets Podcast

Happy Gobbleween Vultures. It's a hard time of year for John Goblikon, as much misunderstanding of the Goblin culture is afoot. He thinks he may have depression, but that's ok because so do we all. Sarah makes a NYC rat cake for John, which stirs up deep emotions surrounding Goblin dating culture (aka Rye Bread aka Raya), Reddit, and long-distance family relationships (other galaxies). The duo Let it Rest, give Key Ingredients, and Batter Thy Woman, as always. It's spooky. Enjoy.Follow John Goblikon...or else: https://www.instagram.com/therealjohngoblikon/Follow Dave Rispoli.....or it gets worse: https://www.instagram.com/itsdaverispoli/Perhaps Sarah too while you're at it: https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/and SUBSCRIBE FOOLS:  @Herrmajestythequeen  Crucial Appropriations:2:43 - Feeling Deserted & Mental Health3:43 - Making Chocolate Rat Cake6:15 - Dating Goblins & Relationships11:38 - RyeBread Dating App (Raya)13:36 - Favorite Podcast Guests16:34 - Guest Caveats & Roast18:51 - Family & Goblin Moms20:27 - Putting Hair in a Ponytail22:46 - Halloween Stigma25:23 - Reclaiming Goblin Season30:24 - Living in New York vs. LA36:43 - Key Ingredients: The Rats Subreddit42:03 - Let It Rest51:32 - Battered Woman: Failed Roasting54:14 - Eating the Rat Cake & John Escapes

The spirits have guided internationally renowned medium and author Hollister Rand straight into purgatory at Sarah's kitchen island. Everything Sarah has ever wanted to ask a medium (or the dead) is considered before they dive into a biblically accurate angel food cake. 0:00 - Hollister Senses a Presence Immediately0:56 - Biblically Accurate Angel Food Cake2:17 - Handling Negative Messages & Spirits3:52 - Animal Spirits & Family Bird Connections6:57 - Discovering Her Mediumship Gift as a Child8:26 - Difference Between Psychics and Mediums10:04 - Friendships Between Mediums12:56 - Busy Seasons for Psychic Mediums14:39 - Spiritual Guidance & Grounding Colors16:28 - Sarah's Family Pressure19:01 - Appalachian Connections & Healing Energy22:33 - Dealing with Skeptics & Skeptical Clients28:51 - Funny Stories from Spirits31:11 - How Spirits Perceive Us34:17 - Psychic Jokes with Guest Writer Ben36:17 - Crystal Balls, Tarot Cards, & Tea Leaf Reading43:09 - Overcoming Fear of Death45:38 - The Meaning of Chrysanthemum46:44 - Cake Tasting & Reflections50:13 - Alternative & Uplifting Halloween Traditions52:43 - Where to Find Hollister RandGet a Reading with Hollister or Buy Her Book: https://hollisterrand.com/Subscribe (or it'll haunt you): ‪ @Herrmajestythequeen  Follow Sarah on IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/

Fellow foodie and founder of Club Joon, Omid Afshar, is held captive as Sarah attempts a Persian-inspired pistachio chocolate. Exposure therapy and actual cognitive behavioral therapy ensue as Sarah is thrown by Omid's relentless positivity. Reluctant Life Lessons:00:00 – Show Dynamics & Respecting Men01:00 – Microdosing Strangers & Episode Theme: Envy & Fraud03:08 – Janky Kitchen Prep & Bagged Ingredients04:32 – Finding Iranian Culture & Restaurants in NYC06:05 – The Ethics of Unpaid Restaurant Reviews07:42 – Anatomical Heart Molds & Culinary Envy08:36 – Astrological Signs11:00 – Childhood Superstitions & Pinkies Up12:25 – Double-Coating Chocolate & Conflict Avoidance13:46 – Setting Intention Words16:52 – Social Media DMs & The KitchenAid Feud19:14 –  "Flipping the Tadig"21:36 – Navigating OCD & Learning to Fail Publicly26:19 – Virgo Expectations, Music & Iranian Food AbroadFollow Omid on Instagram...or else!: https://www.instagram.com/omidafshar/And Club Joon: https://www.instagram.com/theclubjoon/Sarah too while you're at it: https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/