Floridaman claims he had permission to expose himself on a beach. Man pretends to be a squirrel.
Woman cuts off penis and fries it in soybean oil. Giant fiery water slide for the hot summer.
Born without a butthole, a city attempts to save a kitten. Girl Scouts have way too many cookies.
Nazi testicle gets man arrested. Please Jeff Bezos won't you buy and eat the Mona Lisa?
Woman's failed sex fetish stunt requires fire department rescue. Diver swallowed by a humpback whale
Floridaman crashes plane getting tacos. Man shoots boss after being fired. Stabbings at mini golf.
Nun with a gambling habit stole all the money. Shots fired after drunken Bigfoot sighting.
Dogs and cows and whales! Oh my!
Wanna look like you just peed yourself? These jeans will do it! Lady gets wallet lost 46 years ago.
Mother pretended to be her own daughter inside school. Patient does after guard performed surgery.
Floridaman takes son on a drive-by shooting. Florida woman rescued once again from the sewers.
House cat mistaken for a bobcat as school is evacuated. Flying dildo attacks a sheriff via drone.
Mayor claims abduction by Satan worshippers. Artist sells invisible "sculpture" for $15k.
Florida couple lured bears with donuts to fight dogs. Drunk driver blames it on a lightning strike.
Lady jumped into monkey exhibit to feed them Cheetos. Man burned down his own trailer to stay single
Your unique anus print is a real thing. Chicken wing shortage reaches emergency status in America!
Annual grave digging contest. Missing man found dead inside a dinosaur statue. Fasting for a Lambo?
Bucket full of sex toys stolen by Florida women. Floridaman shoots at bananaman during road rage.