Floridaman high with one sock speeding. 12 year old girl sold stun guns to her class. Naked jumper!
Cat attacks pilot and forces emergency landing. Karaoke singer fined for bad versions of ABBA.
Sex work seminar offered by University. Mr. Potato Head will drop the “Mister” and go genderless.
Japan demands a stop to anal testing. Woman steals neighbor’s goat and then paints the creature.
Mom’s Only Fans account gets her kids expelled from Catholic school. Edible crayons and Marines.
Floridaman smacks priest during mass. Florida woman in motorized wheelchair robbed a bank.
Woman bit off man’s tongue then a seagull ate it. Website shows neighborhoods with noisy children.
Nuns attend exorcism despite lockdown. Cocaine coated Frosted Flakes cereal seized by authorities.
Florida women dress as grannies to scam vaccines. Drunk Florida lady stabs drunk sister with epipen.
Gust of wind impregnates a woman? Family fights over the tattooed skin of a dead artist.
Offensive breast milk. Serial van pooper. Woman fakes her own abduction to avoid quarantine.
Man admits murder so police will plough his street. French workers can eat lunch at work legally.
Support group for people named Karen. Watching people study is the new internet craze.
Floridaman builds guitar out of dead uncle’s skeleton. Civil rights protest featuring traffic penis.
Sex robots can be hacked to kill their owners. Please stop milking the psychedelic toads to get high
81 person orgy broken up by police. Nerd used a sword to steal game cards from game shop.
Free dildo with every pizza promo! Man killed by cannon explosion during a gender reveal party.
Marijuana shortage in Jamaica? Knife wielding YouTuber is shot during a video prank robbery.