Weird AF News
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with a depressed blackbear. Bookstore aimed at selling books banned in Florida opens. Florida Man resists arrest while being arrested on a warrant for resisting arrest. Ron DeSantis says cops can’t agree on how much weed a joint holds. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Japanese restaurants say they’re not charging tourists more, they’re just charging locals less. Police search for man with 'evil' tattooed on his face. Tourist burns his feet off walking barefoot in Death Valley. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Companies offer to 'resurrect' deceased loved ones with AI avatars. Astronauts could ditch diapers on spacewalks thanks to new device that lets them drink their pee. The First Ever Cheese Museum Opens in Paris. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Cocaine sharks found off coast of Brazil. Jersey father accused of decapitating seagull in front of family. Rapper Snoop Dogg to carry Olympic torch ahead of Paris opening ceremony. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Japan's gymnastics captain out of Olympics for drinking and smoking. Human finger found in driveway and returned to owner. Plants With Racist Names to Be Renamed. //
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida stripper sues state over law raising age requirement. Florida woman bites flight attendant on United Airlines. Florida woman flips off camera before plowing car through special needs school.
Florida man called 911 about having phony 'suicidal thoughts' so he could hitch free ride to Tampa. //
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Melting ice caps slow Earth's spin and makes the days longer. Museum boss admits Picassos exhibited for 3 years are fakes she painted herself. South Korean airport authorities crackdown on Trader Joe’s bagel seasoning. //
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10% of young people in Japan have experience being groped recently. Suspected drug-smuggling tunnel found in Tijuana is so long authorities don't have enough oxygen to reach other end. California city aims to host world's largest water balloon fight. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Colombia Faces a New Problem: Too Much Cocaine. Father of 12 Elon Musk Offers His Sperm for Colony on Mars. Police in Southern California warn of hugging robbers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Taco Bell opening 'retirement community' in California.
Mexico ‘cancels’ statue of Greek god Poseidon after dispute with local deity. Greece's new 6-day workweek law takes effect. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked female Florida inmate tried to jam sandwich into cellmate's mouth, then bit lieutenant.
Floridaman is arrested after stealing beer and forgetting one of his children in the store. Florida woman arrested for making serious threats to the Governor. Floridaman shoots self in groin in front of girlfriend while trying to kill her ex boyfriend. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
ANIMALS ANIMALS ANIMALS! - Man wearing pajamas broke into a pet store and released the animals. Prison in Brazil uses geese to guard against escapes. Man in China caught smuggling 100 live snakes in his trousers. //
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Spain’s new ‘porn passport’ is coming this summer. Germany Is Actually Renaming a City After Taylor Swift. Paramedics Advise Not Shooting Fireworks From Your Orifices. //
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Vending machines dispense ammunition at Alabama grocery stores. Cyclist fined for kissing wife during Tour de France. McDonald's rebrands Happy Meal as just 'The Meal' for Mental Health Awareness Week. //
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Thai teacher caught livestreaming under skirt while teaching class. Welsh Government to ban politicians from lying. Live rhino horns injected with radioactive material in project aimed at curbing poaching in South Africa. //
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested after allegedly trying to withdraw 1 cent from bank. DeSantis signs bill making it legal to kill ‘crack bears’. FloridaMan On A Tricycle Fights Man With A Machete Over A Flashlight. Floridaman cut Florida’s arts funding over ‘sexual’ festivals. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
University in Vietnam establishes a student height requirement. Rapper BG ordered to have all future songs approved by US government. New App in San Francisco Lets You Spy on Bars to See How Busy They Are. //
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Four fisherman die after drinking from bottles found in sea. Man fined for squirting mixture of urine and flour onto woman's dress to try to chat her up. A nude cruise launches next year called The Big Nude Boat. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Maldives climate minister arrested for performing ‘black magic’ on the President. South Korea administrative robot commits apparent suicide. Do not let your friends urinate on you: Medical advice on how to treat a jellyfish sting this summer. *Plus BONUS original song - Sting of Love. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested for shooting a Walmart delivery drone. Florida dad arrested after 15-month-old daughter eats his weed. Nearly all Florida beaches have unsafe levels of human poop. Gamer flies from New Jersey to Florida, attacks man with hammer over online gaming dispute. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
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for recording in a closet this podcast is fire!!!🔥🔥🔥
Hey Jonsey! Love the show and the wierd shit that you report about that I actually believe happens on planet earth. keep doin what your doin in the closet. by the way pass some herb my way, always to the left lol. Sincerely, Rodney Laws
I'm SOOO glad I came across your pod cast! I love it! I look forward to listening every week, totally entertaining and interesting. Keep up the good work! ☺️
You can buy Krill at Petsmart.. lol.
I wonder how many times drunk sex happens on planes? Lots I suppose! Maybe drunk boxing on planes? That I would pay to see! 😂😂
Jonesy, 420 hippie, loving weird AF News. You friggin Rock! ♡ Love you!
Nothing makes my day like a #ShoutOut from @funnyjones on one of my favorite #podcasts, Weird AF News! Check it out! 🔥😎🔥
Damn, Jonsey- that woman was probably homeless and depressed AF. Maybe she wanted drugs or maybe she was just hungry on the streets
Love you Jonesy I'm a critic from Kenya,Africa
Hooray for Florida Fridays!!!
hey Jonesy, I used to go to a bar where we shot at the dartboard with pistols. this is BobbyRay. catch ya later.
Seppuku, I believe, is killing yourself by cutting out your organs with a sword.
Yay I have gotten the wierd people to notice me! I am Will!
Hey Jonsey!!! it's Ryut! pronounced riot btw! I've been listening for a good while....march mabey? Anywho...this I think has been my favorite cast this far! I loved hearing you talk about "Ma" and hugging a tree and DUH! they should be able to sue someone for the blatant waste of their formitave years. keep it weird! RYUT
I love Weird AF News!!!
Favorite Podcast! So funny!
love your podcasts! I look forward to them every week 💞❤