Halloween skeleton strip club too risky for the neighborhood? Dead missing man’s skull surprise.
Student dressed as Hitler for book week. Fighting cock kills police chief during a raid.
Lady brings 23 family members on a first date unannounced. Tiny butthole robots are the future.
Genitals are invasively examined at the airport. New Spicy Ghost Pepper donut for Halloween.
Floridaman gave kids guns to fight the demons. Florida flying squirrel tracking ring busted.
Cannibal and his assistant castrate a volunteer. Gym declares itself a church to stay open.
No fist fighting on the moon says NASA. Funeral homes offer free limo rides to the polls.
Student fakes own kidnapping on Zoom class. Rapper admits to fraud in his rap video, gets arrested.
Floridaman brings guns to Disney. Man reports himself drunk driving while drunk driving.
Woman calls off wedding to a ghost cuz he does drugs. Daytime karaoke banned cuz of homeschooling.
Young computer genius is latest saint. Theme park allows guests to work from the top of Ferris wheel
Cow hugging is the new wellness trend. Cocaine keeps washing up on the beach for treasure hunters.
Illegal butt injection casualties. Election officials: please don’t microwave your mail in ballots.
Floridaman hits a cop with a Bible. Floridaman requests ballot for his dead wife. Carjackings!!!!
Dead grandma resurrection led to man’s arrest in cemetery. Men with deep voices likely to cheat?
Baby Shark song used to torture prisoners. Powerlifter has to prove she’s a woman to board plane.
Deadly demons may be unleashed via Ouija board. COVID-19 pandemic is changing our dreams.
Unwanted prostate exams given by a hypnotist. Yakuza gang not allowed to trick or treat this year.
Florida barber shoots at clients over missed appointments. Fight over milk leads to a stabbing.