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Weird AF News

Author: Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Woman impersonated FBI agent in order to shut down a Waffle House. Montreal man got a letter from the government claiming he's dead. Elderly couple escaped living facility using Morse code skills. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida fake doctor kills woman with a buttlift. Floridaman with "Will Run" license plate runs from police. Florida mom offers to sell her daughter for $500 in parking lot. Floridaman stole $25k from employer and made getaway on a bus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Montana man created giant mutant hybrid bighorn sheep for hunting. Massachusetts beach homeowners built $500 mil sand barrier that washes away in 3 days. Dead Ohio man's roommates drove his corpse to his own bank to withdraw money. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Make office workers in Japan experience simulated period pain. Olive oil is most stolen product in Spain. Victim seeking divorce scammed by fake paralegal at Burger King. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Police in New Orleans claim rats are eating the marijuana in their evidence room. French study shows young people don't recognize a zucchini. Two men planned to have a python eat a woman's daughter before blowing her house up. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Inmate wrongly released from jail, sees on news that he's an escapee and promptly calls police to turn himself in. Saudi Arabia's first humanoid robot gropes a female on camera. Library accepts your cat pics and will wave your fees and dues. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida lawmakers pass bill banning ballon releases. Floridaman beat man with coconut after stealing tricycle. Floridaman held woman for ransom after learning she transgender. Floridaman claims his airport bomb threat was attempt to flirt. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Teacher suspended for shooting a student during exams. Voyager 1 space probe is talking nonsense and NASA is worried. Russia and China plan on building a nuclear power plant on the moon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Scorpion sting man on testicles in Vegas hotel. US Military man shares cover classified information on a foreign dating site. Annoying hospital beeps and alarms cause hundreds of deaths per year. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Naked bowling event coming to Pittsburgh. 70 year old man has eaten over 34,000 Big Macs. Norway has 700k nasal spray addicts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Student toe-licking fundraiser sparks investigation at a high school. Humpback whales photographed having gay male intercourse. Wisconsin man arrested for pulling a knife on comedy club staff after he wasn't allowed to get on stage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Dunkin's manager steals $150k from employer. Customer throws his fee hot coffee at Florida Dunkin's employee. Floridaman claims is Jesus while pooping in a Target. Florida woman poisons her boyfriend with bleach. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Teacher brought swords to class and held fight club. Willy Wonka event left kids in tears. Republican suggests bringing back duels. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Japan launches first wooden satellite. Female passenger forces oral sex on man sitting next to her. Mom loses insurance case for fraud after she's photographed throwing a Christmas tree. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his woman. Influencer sells all of her farts online for $300. Woman will be first to marry a hologram. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Funeral home owner left corpse in a hearse for 2 years. Missouri law says pregnant women can't get a divorce. Indiana man arrested for trying to buy a car with $78 million check. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Measles outbreak at Florida school but that's fine. Florida woman attacked her mom with hot grits slap. Florida couple arrested for bestiality. Florida law will ban social media for kids under 16. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Woman drives thru graveyard because she's late for appointments. Japan will allow women at the Naked Man Festival for the first time. Police in Spain arrest a priest for selling viagra. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Your coffee has poop in it. Man paid someone to cut off his feet in an insurance scam. Human leg found on the New York subway tracks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
Man wearing kilt caught putting antiques up his rectum. Alabama court rules a frozen embryo is a child. Navy allows sailors to put hands in pockets. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
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Comments (17)

Francisco Alexander Sanchez-Vazquez

for recording in a closet this podcast is fire!!!🔥🔥🔥

Feb 3rd
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Rodney Claudia

Hey Jonsey! Love the show and the wierd shit that you report about that I actually believe happens on planet earth. keep doin what your doin in the closet. by the way pass some herb my way, always to the left lol. Sincerely, Rodney Laws

Dec 21st
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Karla Ingle

I'm SOOO glad I came across your pod cast! I love it! I look forward to listening every week, totally entertaining and interesting. Keep up the good work! ☺️

May 27th
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Chops NC

You can buy Krill at Petsmart.. lol.

May 19th
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Chops NC

I wonder how many times drunk sex happens on planes? Lots I suppose! Maybe drunk boxing on planes? That I would pay to see! 😂😂

Jan 8th
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Amy Pollack

Jonesy, 420 hippie, loving weird AF News. You friggin Rock! ♡ Love you!

Jun 15th
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Jason Lamproe

Nothing makes my day like a #ShoutOut from @funnyjones on one of my favorite #podcasts, Weird AF News! Check it out! 🔥😎🔥

Jan 30th
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Jen Leslie

Damn, Jonsey- that woman was probably homeless and depressed AF. Maybe she wanted drugs or maybe she was just hungry on the streets

Jan 27th
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Punisher💋

Love you Jonesy I'm a critic from Kenya,Africa

Dec 6th
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Jason Lamproe

Hooray for Florida Fridays!!!

Oct 20th
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BobbyRay

hey Jonesy, I used to go to a bar where we shot at the dartboard with pistols. this is BobbyRay. catch ya later.

Sep 27th
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Lord Memester

Seppuku, I believe, is killing yourself by cutting out your organs with a sword.

Jul 22nd
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Lord Memester

Yay I have gotten the wierd people to notice me! I am Will!

Jul 11th
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aladdin bagon

Hey Jonsey!!! it's Ryut! pronounced riot btw! I've been listening for a good while....march mabey? Anywho...this I think has been my favorite cast this far! I loved hearing you talk about "Ma" and hugging a tree and DUH! they should be able to sue someone for the blatant waste of their formitave years. keep it weird! RYUT

Jul 8th
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Jason Lamproe

I love Weird AF News!!!

Jul 6th
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Kelci Nugent

Favorite Podcast! So funny!

Jun 6th
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Jade Weïrd

love your podcasts! I look forward to them every week 💞❤

Nov 3rd
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