Weird AF News
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman speeds 100mph through crash site high on coke with one sock says has business at the Ritz Carlton. 12 year old Florida girl sells stun guns to her classmates. Floridawoman attacks her cousin for playing same song on a loop. Floridaman jumped naked on his neighbors trampoline before breaking into home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Plane forced to land after car attacks a pilot. Karaoke singer fined for terrible ABBA and Dolly Parton songs spark over 150 local complaints. Indian residents hold entire family hostage for feeding stray dogs. Is it legal to feed them we ask? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Mr. Potato Head will be gender neutral. Ohio State University offers seminar on how to get started in sex work. Woman goes blind after getting eyeballs tattooed. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Japan asks China to cease giving their citizens anal COVID-19 tests when they enter. US doctor appears on live video court while still operating on a patient. Alabama woman faces felony charge after stealing neighbor’s goat and then painting it. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Crayon eating marine launches edible crayon business. Divers steal beer aged by sunken ship off Argentina. Mom says Catholic school expelled her kids over her Only Fans account. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman smacks a priest then barricades himself inside a busy church. Florida woman in a motorized wheelchair robs a bank in Jacksonville. Floridaman fights to keep his pizza loving pet alligator. Floridaman masturbated in front if a sunbather then bit her boyfriend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Man tries to trade a kidnapped baby for 15 Big Macs at McDonald’s. Baffled Canadians spread reports of “Hqrd” butter. Arizona man fakes his own kidnapping because he didn’t want to go to work. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Japan appoints a “Minister of Loneliness”. Ohio bomb squad called to disarm a bag of adorable kittens. Tenant ordered to vacate apartment for howling like a wolf. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Website maps the neighborhoods with noisy children in Japan. Edinburgh woman bit off a man’s tongue in a street brawl then a seagull ate it. Twitch streamer made $16,000 filming himself sleeping and letting viewers disturb him with alarm clocks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Licking ice cream inside the store is now a crime in Arizona. Nuns in Cork breach COVID-19 guidelines to attend an exorcism. Federal agents in Cincinnati seize cocaine coated Frosted Flakes cereal. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Drunk Florida woman stabs sister with epipen because she ia allergic to drunk people. Florida women dress as grannies to scam vaccine shots. Porn viewership in Florida up following the Super Bowl. Floridamen pose as US marshals to avoid wearing masks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Man turns himself into police, says he would rather be in jail than in lockdown with the folks he lives with. Family fights over the return of late tattoo artist’s preserved skin. Indonesian woman claims she was impregnated by a gust of wind. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Hospital in UK replaces term “breast milk” with “human milk” so not to offend people. Flight attendant who tested positive for Covid-19 faked her own abduction to avoid quarantine in Jamaica. Police search for a man who pooped in unlocked cars at auto shops. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Ukraine man invents murder tales in attempt to get police to clear some snow. French workers can now eat lunch at their desks without breaking laws. Cannabis lounge in Oklahoma turns into the towns only homeless shelter. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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There’s a support group for people named Karen. Strange internet craze of watching people study on video. Police want you to stop having sex in your car in parking lots. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman makes a guitar out of his dead uncle’s skeleton and it rocks. Floridaman whips out his penis and shows the traffic during civil rights protest. Floridaman streaked the field during the Super Bowl to promote some porn. Floridaman with “Only God can judge me” tattoo acts like a bonehead. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Sex robots can be hacked and kill their owners warn experts. 90 year old man spent $10k on ads to tell AT&T their internet is too slow. Conservationists plead with public to stop milking psychedelic toads to get high. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Nerd in The Flash superhero mask uses sword to steal game cards. Lawyer mistakenly used cat filter for zoom meeting. 81 person orgy broken up by French police. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Michigan man killed by exploding cannon during a gender reveal party. Man arrested for trying to rob Taco Bell of exactly 3 tacos. Hell Pizza collaborates with sex toy company to offer free dildo with a pizza for Valentine’s Day promotion. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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Jamaica has a marijuana shortage and it’s an embarrassment. YouTuber shot and killed during a video prank robbery. Police trainee assaulted women who refused to take him to a party. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
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I'm SOOO glad I came across your pod cast! I love it! I look forward to listening every week, totally entertaining and interesting. Keep up the good work! ☺️
You can buy Krill at Petsmart.. lol.
I wonder how many times drunk sex happens on planes? Lots I suppose! Maybe drunk boxing on planes? That I would pay to see! 😂😂
Jonesy, 420 hippie, loving weird AF News. You friggin Rock! ♡ Love you!
Nothing makes my day like a #ShoutOut from @funnyjones on one of my favorite #podcasts, Weird AF News! Check it out! 🔥😎🔥
Damn, Jonsey- that woman was probably homeless and depressed AF. Maybe she wanted drugs or maybe she was just hungry on the streets
Love you Jonesy I'm a critic from Kenya,Africa
Hooray for Florida Fridays!!!
hey Jonesy, I used to go to a bar where we shot at the dartboard with pistols. this is BobbyRay. catch ya later.
Seppuku, I believe, is killing yourself by cutting out your organs with a sword.
Yay I have gotten the wierd people to notice me! I am Will!
Hey Jonsey!!! it's Ryut! pronounced riot btw! I've been listening for a good while....march mabey? Anywho...this I think has been my favorite cast this far! I loved hearing you talk about "Ma" and hugging a tree and DUH! they should be able to sue someone for the blatant waste of their formitave years. keep it weird! RYUT
I love Weird AF News!!!
Favorite Podcast! So funny!
love your podcasts! I look forward to them every week 💞❤