online forever

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. Hope you like sushi!!! cus we are serving this episode RAW this week. Sid and Stellar get real about their feelings about the industry, recap some twitter drama, open up and admit some insecurities and look towards the future.

the gorls sit down with the master of circumference this week to discuss girth, grips, insecurities, Aussie slang, virality, short kings, what it's really like to live every man's dream, and the low bar of being "one of the good ones" in the industry.

Acclaimed adult film director, podcaster, and fellow curly head Holly Randall pays the girls a visit. She talks God, addiction, and what it was like growing up as the daughter of Playboy's first female staff photographer.

The Hub's newest favorite freaks Max Fills (your mom) and Hailey (big naturals) Rose come to the studio to talk all things adult, bitcoin, and milking table dream homes. The gorls are hungover and struggling... barely able to interview but they do their best to engage with friends who are going deeper into an industry that they are desperate to distance from.

The gals revisit their experiences working in rural strip clubs before the pandemic forced them *online forever.* Counting money and blessings, it's Arkansas vs. Maine when it comes to comparing club owners, rates, rules, playlists, and whore-or stories.

Flawless adult performer Leah Hayes comes to the studio to spill half of the tea. The girls discuss her an*l prep routine, the lack of trans recognition in the AVNs, and a certain p*mp who moonlights as a mechanic. Sid once again cannot make it through an episode without talking about poop.

The one and only hub hippy Indica Flower comes by the studio to radiate joy and light. We talk about her origin story, exhibitionist tendencies, cultural appropriation, how her dreadlocks saved her life, and chickens.

Stand up comedian Che Durena joins as the first guest of Season 3! We cover A LOT of ground, including chlamydia, buttholes, eating placenta, pooping yourself, polyamory, and horny fans. So many heaux tales within.

Welcome back to season 3 & the beginning of online forever's INDEFINITE RELEASE! The girls cover their new year's trip to Guatemala, fake shamans, the horrors of body paint, and the duality of having intercourse with two of the top male performers in Miami.

FIRST 4SOME EP! Elly Clutch & Jak Knife join to talk about their explosive rise to tube site fame, their recent engagement, and surreal plot lines in corn.

Performer of the Year of Our Lord 2022 & sexy sweetheart of eternity, KIRA NOIR sat down with the girlies to talk dick injection nightmares, school uniforms, and embodying rule 34.

OMG! It's our first full length 1 on 1! We cover the basics: exes, sex, family, high school, and of course, p0rn.

The ultimate alpha, DREDD HIMSELF (aka Dreddles) came by to talk about eating groceries, confidence, & wiener drugs. WARNING: this episode is pure grade beef-less because Dredd is an angel, but listening DOES come with a 100% guarantee of making you feel nice.

welcome to online forever! here's a quick recap of all we learned making this first season. shades: on. confidence: high.

This week we go back in time to share insane and shameful college stories, from topless parties to actual psychotic mental breaks. We touch touch on Grammys scandals and our latest fantasies.

We asked our listeners to share their strangest addictions and BOY DID YALL DELIVER. This episode has it all: forgery, eating raw dough, various smells and inhalants, pica, and so much more, plus a new F*ck Marry Kill: billionaire edition. We also debate whether the new so-called horror film Presence was really worth all the hype (MAJOR SPOILER ALERTS ‼️).COME SEE US ON TOUR!!! https://linktr.ee/offlineforever

We escaped the flames moments after recording this episode, in which we reflect on our recent foray into stalking OJ's stalker (aka Slenderman). We cover the appeal of stalking--the clarity of purpose, the thrill, the sense of control--and why it's okay for women to stalk :) We also discuss how a natural disaster is the best time to win your ex back. Donate directly to Gofundmes of black & brown folks affected by the LA wildfires here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/...https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/... onlineforeverpod.com for links to patreon, merch, and the hosts' socials

This week we close out our 2024 with a year in review of all the clowns we dated before answering listener advice questions from how to approach a woman without being creepy to the meaning of life. We wrap with a storytime about a speed dating event we were conned into. Happy new years donkeys (or are we calling you something else now? Let us know in the comments 😘)! TICKETS for the March 2025 PNW Tour: https://linktr.ee/offlineforever For the uncensored hour long episode, exclusive episodes, & merch discount: patreon.com/onlineforeverpod

This week its all about some deep, intimate (possibly gay) pondering. What even IS "love"??? Sidney is fresh off a silent retreat feeling the peace and OJ is fresh off a break up cringing about the whole experience. They discuss family, their (possibly gay) love for each other, sleeping with someone too early on, environmental dread, species of fruits, and the concept of a "straight man". Quick banana question: what level of ripe do you enjoy? FULL HOUR UNCUT UNCENSORED EPISODE ON www.patreon.com/onlineforeverpod MERCH www.onlineforever.net PACIFIC NORTHWEST TOUR MARCH 2025 https://linktr.ee/offlineforever 3/10 - Seattle, WA 3/12 - Olympia, WA 3/14 - Eugene, OR 3/16 - Portland, OR Theme song produced by  @dankesound 

We have a lot to say this week - from creepy neighbors to judgmental aunties to LA influencers to all kinds of fantasies that run through our complex and deranged minds. We confess and share our fantasies across the spectrum, from the tradwife "happy" ending to Robot Perfect Husband to CNC in a public park type beat.... (speaking of fantasies... how do we feel about Ludacris?) Of course we sprinkle in some mommy + daddy issues. Enjoy our confessions and please feel free to come forward in the comments!  MERCH - onlineforever.net LIVE PODCAST TOUR 2025 - https://linktr.ee/offlineforever