We are groot. We are groot. We are groot. We are groot. We are groot. We are groot.
How many vertebrae did the studio executives break while bending over backwards so they didn’t have to cast an Asian actress in this movie about an Asian character in an Asian city?
The best parts are when it chooses to depart the tale as old as time.
Normally we let them leave office before we mythologise them, right?
They double down on the weirdness and Eva Green is magnetic.
Some very funny gags, some very expensive special effects in a world where nothing is at stake and victory is guaranteed.
Patrick Stewart like you've never seen him before. And Anton Yelchin like you'll never see him again.
Profane, Blackly Funny, Broad and Bloody. Could we please have more of these?