twentynothings

talk about planes, trains, and automobiles… this week, the ladiez celebrate the finale of season four with a good ole fashioned recap of the past week’s shenanigans, including a boozy brunch, 21+ night at the children’s museum, and Dani’s fantastic trip to Seattle (including her absolutely mind boggling journey home)! As always, thank you to our small but dedicated following and please reach out to these two lovely ladiez while they are off for the month of March if you have any episode ideas or just want to check-in!! LOL (lots of love),Kaitlin and Dani

POV: it’s 2008, your parents are arguing about the recession but you have demi lovato to get you through #itsnotjustaphase Join the ladiez as their siblings (and sibling adjacent ig) roast their embarrassing pasts. And, let’s be honest, isn’t that just their whole past??

If you’ve ever worked in food service, odds are you’ve heard the term “86,” whether it was an ingredient your restaurant ran out of or a menu item you were no longer selling. This week, the ladiez take it one step further and decide to 86 things that annoy them out of existence. Cockroaches? 86’ed. Plastic trash bags? 86’ed. Working on Fridays? You guessed it, 86’ed. Tune in to hear the full lists and prepare your own list, or roast us in the comments for having terrible opinions. Dealer’s choice!

The ladiez have had quite an eventful past week and will have an eventful month ahead! ¡Que Rico! Not only did Kaitlin and Dani return to their undergrad roots with a good ole fashioned game of stack cup and late night drunchies, but also with international travel! Hear all about their weekend shenanigans and planned Colombian activities, including some bread math (it’ll be an inside joke once you listen to the episode).

How well do you know the 90s? If you are anything like the ladiez, you were barely alive for them, so what you know is only hearsay! This week, Kaitlin quizzes Dani on seemingly impossible 90s trivia (or Dani just doesn't know the answers). We're talking OJ. We're talking the world wide web. We're... talking. Yep, mostly just talking. Loyal listeners will enjoy a bit of gossip toward the end of the episode... you know we treat you right. Y2K or bust!!

this week, the ladiez return to their roots for a good ole fashioned chit-chat where nothing gets accomplished you leave with more questions than answers. fresh off of killing a bottle of bubbly white wine, Kait and Dani launch into a hard-hitting discussion of tattoos, getting the wind knocked out of them, and sweat. yes, sweat. not to mention a philosophical and theoretical discourse in which the ladiez predict the next accidents that will befall them and outline the ideal scenario for a fight. you are in for a good one!

Aleya is back on the pod!! It's about damn time!! This week, the lucky ladiez are joined by everyone's favorite good time gal, Ley Ley!!! After a spicy update, Dani and Aleya launch headfirst into a detailed analysis of RuPaul's Drag Race, including providing commentary on challenges, judging the judges, and ranking their top 5 favorite drag queens! Meanwhile, Kaitlin had no clue what was going on! This one is for the gays and theys (mostly), but feel free to listen in to learn more about the cultural phenomenon that is Drag Race and witness Dani be an absolute drag race savant for no reason (this is both her best and worst self). Shoutout to Kaitlin for being such a good sport.

you said WHAT happened on NYE?? big if true... but, before we get into that... this week, the ladiez get into the ups and downs of 2024 and how the vibez are looking and cooking for 2025. Kaitlin treats Dani to a surprise tarot reading that's weirdly chock full of pasta and Dani returns that in kind by reading Kaitlin for filth. Upon re-listening, the ladiez thought this was their best episode in a while, but they are incredibly biased due to their vanity and self-righteousness. exciting news: the year could only get weirder!!!

on this fine black friday, let's go on a journey of emotional healing and cosmic burning. this week, the ladiez are joined by regular guest star sydney! sydney was gracious enough to indulge us by talking about her harrowing dating journey and giving the people what they want: another man to sh*t on. then, kaitlin and dani divulge the juiciest bits from their highly anticipated wedding appearance. finally, for the piece de resistance of the episode, sydney reads them the house down boots by getting into the nitty gritty of their astrological charts. spoiler alert: the world hates leos and leos looooove that for them

The truth hurts, kid… this week, Dani ranks her top 5 favorite holidays and Kaitlin is NOT pleased with the results, the ladiez undergo the painfully human experience of trying to figure out “what song am I thinking of?” and Dani revives the age old tradition of performing popular songs in the way of the spoken word (iykyk). Tag along on this jolly and carefree episode and listen carefully to hear the moment when the ladiez gaslight themselves into thinking they are referencing a previous episode (when in fact they are referencing something said just moments before)!

WOAH WOah woah... what now?!? can i believe my own eyes?? are my trusted peepers failing me?? these are questions you may be asking yourself. fear not, you can rely on those pretty ojos, as Kaitlin indeed let a strange man take photos of her. tune in to hear those gory details, as well as stories of Kaitlin threatening to physically harm her sweet grandmother, Dani having an intense adverse reaction to the thought of her friend drinking a glass of milk, both ladiez continuing to bore audiences week after week with their recipes, and the legend of the finger toe. get wrecked.

this week, the ladiez are serving up more than just hot takes! join us as we discuss eating healthy as a gen z menace, Kaitlin recaps an exciting weekend of walking and brunching, and Dani finally understands America's food crisis (the pieces click into place live, in real time). put on your bibs ladies, theybies, and gents, cuz this episode is just like a good pizza: messy, hot, and will leave you wanting more.... and by wanting more, we mean wanting more time away from us because you finally realize that we don't have much to offer to society and are slowly flailing as we fall to our inevitable demise

As the ladiez get tipsier throughout their double recording session, you could say they get a little bit more… in touch with themselves…. This week, Dani recaps a bit of her break, including but not limited to her aging, moving, and becoming a zen master. As a certain substance takes effect, she mentally slithers into the depths of her prefrontal cortex, riding the tide through the ebbs and flows of the feminine experience, and arriving in an oasis of nonsensical rants about emotional well-being. All the well lady Kait delivers her classic quips. Listen…. If you dare…. Also sorry for the terrible audio quality in this episode, it’ll be fixed by next time we pinky swear!!!

The ladiez are bringing you cradle to grave, they are giving you stem to stern, bringing head to toe, hilt to tip, breadth and depth and length and exposition to resolution honey!!! This week, Kait and Dani discuss their ~interesting~ relationships with their college roommates, plan their dreams weddings (or lack thereof), and discuss what next season will hold! FOR THE GAYBIES LADIEZ AND THEYBIES ONLY.

WELCOME TO WWE SMACKDOWN SMASH OR PASS EDITION. In the penultimate episode of the third season of the most mediocre podcast ever, the ladiez go head to head in a game of smash or pass! You may be thinking, these girls would open their… homes… to anyone right? Correct! Which is why most of the que-sex-tions pertain to non-human objects or theoretical concepts. Let’s get metaphysically horny, baby 😏

Nibblin' on sponge cakeWatchin' the sun bakeAll of those tourists covered in oilStrummin' my six-stringOn my front porch swingSmell those shrimp, hey, they're beginnin' to boil.Wasted away again in MargaritavilleSearching for my lost shaker of saltSome people claim that there's a woman to blameBut I know it's nobody's fault.I don't know the reasonI stayed here all seasonNothin' to show but this brand new tattooBut it's a real beautyA Mexican cutieHow it got here I haven't a clue.Wasted away again in MargaritavilleSearchin' for my lost shaker of saltSome people claim that there's a woman to blameNow I think, must be Buffet's fault.--- Instrumental ---I blew out my flip-flopStepped on a pop-topBroke my leg twice I had to limp on back homeBut there's booze in the blenderAnd soon it will renderThat frozen concoction that helps me hang on, hang on.Wasted away again in MargaritavilleSearching for my lost shaker of saltSome people claim that there's a woman to blameBut I know this is all Alan's fault.Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blameBut I know it's our own damn fault...

Local woman reveals the voices in her head that control her thoughts. Insanity or democracy? More at 6.

Cats and kittens, we gather here today to celebrate the joyous occasion of an institution of higher education somehow awarding a member of our friend group with a doctorate - what an interesting choice! Somehow, we have become impressive! This episode, hear the ins and outs of a group of twentynothings navigating a day filled with joy and accomplishment while never taking a sip of water. DOCTOR SLAYYYYY

International superstar Uti joins the ladiez this week to discuss being a baddie in Colombia, being a baddie in North Carolina, and being a baddie in pelvic floor strengthening! It may get a little political, but we see it as being poLITical amirite ladiez?? COVERGIRL. PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK.

"Ever wondered if your BFFL could hack it in your shoes? In this wild ride of an episode, we flip the script and quiz each other on the ins and outs of our day jobs. From office antics to industry secrets, expect jaw-dropping revelations and maybe a few blush-worthy confessions. Get ready to find out just how much we really know—or don't know—about what pays the bills. Things are about to get hilariously inappropriate!" -chatGPT