your new favorite song in 1 minute or less

YOU'RE BUSY!!! Save time by listening to very short songs. In one minute or less, you may find your new favorite song. Maybe you won't; I don't care.

Song 10: Darling 22

This song was inspired by the foot-stomping teenage anthems done by bands like the Move and Slade. A friend of mine complained that there are no songs that mention hazel eyes, so I added a line to the lyric to remedy that.You can get this song and bunch more from here. Buy all 40 songs for $1 and enjoy them in uncompressed stereo sound.

09-14
00:58

Song 9: Shadowy Bear

You ever been creeped out by a big stuffed bear?Rewinding this podcast and hoping to persuade you to buy the whole shebang, 40 songs(!) for a dollar. Right here on BandCamp.

08-31
00:52

Song 8: Were You a Nazi?

I live in a neighborhood in Chicago that had some of the worst Nazi/Klan protests throughout the 60's -80's. Nazi party headquarters were a short drive away. Martin Luther King got hit in the head with a brick here while marching for fair housing. It's a shitty history. Rewinding this podcast and hoping to persuade you to buy the whole shebang, 40 songs(!) for a dollar. Right here on BandCamp.

08-17
01:05

Song 42: Shutter Clicks

Whoa hey check it out I sneaked in another new song. This is the only >1 minute song on my upcoming release on band camp called "Distance and Cruelty". The other 8 songs are longer, in some cases much longer.You can check out another song from it called "The Redwoods" here.Also, you can get all 40 songs from the original run of this podcast in glorious, hi bitrate uncompressed stereo here for a goddamned dollar. Throw me a fucking dollar.

08-04
00:58

Song 7: The Bridge

Rewinding this podcast and hoping that you'll consider clicking here to buy all 40 songs for $1 and enjoy them in uncompressed stereo sound. In the meantime, we'll float along.

07-27
01:00

Song 6: Panic! at the Newark Airport

This song was inspired by this awful incident. Seems like a million years ago, a simpler time.Rewinding this podcast and hoping to persuade you to buy the whole shebang, 40 songs(!) for a dollar. Right here on BandCamp.

07-13
00:55

Song 5: Japanese Shower Head that Covers You in Soapy Foam

This song was inspired by the Morita Group's new shower head that covers you in soap foam. They have yet to contact me.

07-06
01:00

Song 4: Disappear

Rewinding this podcast and hoping to persuade you to buy the whole shebang, 40 songs(!) for a dollar. https://germanexplainingstation.bandcamp.com/album/the-top-40This was the first downtempo bummer song I posted. People don't like downtempo bummers, but I keep making them. 

06-29
00:59

Song 3: Charming Sobriquet

Rewinding this podcast and hoping to persuade you to buy the whole shebang, 40 songs(!) for a dollar. https://germanexplainingstation.bandcamp.com/album/the-top-40I wrote this song only because I like the word "sobriquet".

06-22
00:57

Song 2: Roman Polanski Just Won an Award

Cycling through old episodes of this now defunct podcast. This song was written in response to renowned rapist and sometimes filmmaker Roman Polanski somehow still winning awards at international film festivals.You can have all the songs I wrote for this podcast for the insanely low price of $1. Check it out in glorious, hi-res, uncompressed stereo.https://germanexplainingstation.bandcamp.com/album/the-top-40

06-15
01:01

Song 1: The Pope Compares Transgender People to Nuclear Weapons

Taking it back to the beginning, when I wrote a song  on a dare about the pope and his boneheaded statement about transgender people. You can have all the songs I wrote for this podcast for the insanely low price of $1. Check it out in glorious, hi-res, uncompressed stereo.https://germanexplainingstation.bandcamp.com/album/the-top-40

06-09
00:41

Song 40: Don't Take Away my Party

DONE. OUT OF HERE. LEAVING THE GAME A CHAMPION. UNDEFEATED. ALL MY LOSSES IS LESSONS. 40 FLAWLESS POP SONGS IN 40 WEEKS. LIKE WHAT THE HELL, MAN? I'M NOT THE ADDICT. MAYBE YOU'RE THE ADDICT. EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?

05-30
01:08

Song 39: Try to Sleep

really really close

05-23
00:57

Song 38: Highway Rain

Oh my gosh so achingly close

05-17
00:57

Song 37: The Conversation

Almost there.

05-11
00:59

Song 36: Critical Bear (Jacques Bearida)

...or Deleuze and Grizzly?

05-03
01:03

Song 35: Sexy Demon

So much evil in this world, and it's oh so sexy.

04-27
01:00

Song 34: We'll Take Your Money

These are the people in your neighborhood.

04-18
00:49

Song 33: Sofa Bed

Sometimes you rock it; sometimes it rocks you.

04-12
00:58

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