Ahoy Mates,CAPTAINBLACKBEARD RADIO #15CAPTAINBLACKBEARD GOES TO WASHINGTONTHE FINEST SOUNDS AROUND FROM THE UNDERGROUND RETURNSThe Mean Green Dark Seas Machine Returns With Unlimited Dopamine In Number Fifteen!Thank ye so much, for the massive volleys of support, all of the great messages and postive energy over the last season, mates! This broadcast was a bountifully fun, silly one. We pushed our limited capabilities in a limited amount of sand in the hour glass, to try to make the best, most fun and happiest Independence Day episode for ye that we could. We sincerely hope ye enjoy it, with the same joy we felt making it! This is the most fun project in the world to make and we thank ye so much for this opportunity!Yaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!! xD=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*CAPTAINBLACKBEARD RADIO #15CAPTAINBLACKBEARD GOES TO WASHINGTONCaptainBlackbeard Radio New EpisodeJuly 4th, Independence DayX MARKS THE SPOTHAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO YE ALL! Yaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye, to an audio psychedelic four dimensional three hour tour. For the most dramatic, exciting and captivating political story ever told! With some of the greatest performances in CaptainBlackbeard Radio history.In this broadcast, we explore America on it's finest day, American elections and just how far can they bend?- Ride with the biggest political campaign in history as they gallop full speed towards the Presidency!- Riot with the angry crowds against the Oxygen Change lock downs!- Speed down the highway, late at night, the wrong way, blindfolded, with your headlights off!- Experience the most terrifying and glorious American moments of this century!- Fly high with The Blue Angels!- Dark Net Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator, Yuri Jackhoff- Veteran Indian DNM Vendor, Rohit Street Shitter- SEX! VIOLENCE! ACTION!...And so so much more!All In This Episode!CaptainBlackbeard Radio takes ye there with the most intense, riveting, adrenaline producing audio experience in pirate radio history in vivid 260kbps four dimensional sound!Music FromVA8Oh SeesLiam Lynch (Sorry)Yeah Yeah YeahsAndre RieuBill ContiThe Reverend Horton HeatThe MidnightJimi HendrixRun DMCRolling StonesMUSEAlice CooperPat Boone (With Bill Clinton On Sax)Guest StarsHillary ClintonArnold SwarzeneggerJoe PesciRobert De NiroHuma AbeldinAlexandria Ocasio-CortezCaitlyn (Bruce) JennerBernie SandersThe Notorious BIGJohnny CashVince McMahon=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+PLEASE RE-UPLOAD, SHARE AND TELL OTHERS ABOUT THIS PROJECT.YE KEEP CAPTAINBLACKBEARD AFLOAT AND ALIVE, WITH YER POSITIVE ENERGY! xD=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+Thank ye, mates!YAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!Blue Skies and Calm Seas.

Ahoy Mates,#14 All Quiet On CaptainBlackbeard's FrontCaptainBlackbeard Radio New EpisodeApril 20th=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*X MARKS THE SPOT=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*Ahoy Mates!MERRY 4/20 TO YE ALL! Yaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!The Unclean Serene Unseen Offscreen Obscene Is In Episode Fourteen!THE FINEST SOUNDS AROUND FROM THE UNDERGROUNDIT BE THE END OF THE WORLD!CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye, to a psychedelic four dimensional three hour audio tour. The entire world shutters and braces itself, facing the most horrifying species extinction level crisis imaginable. Missiles are currently in the air, in Episode 14!In this broadcast, we explore Modern War in the 21st Century.What is it?Does it take place at the business end of a rifle?Or does it take place in the theater of one's mind?Fly On Daring Bombing Missions!Be In The Trenches As Tens Of Thousands Of Enemy Soliders Come Over The Hill To Kill You!Ride the ICBMs into their targets!Fly In Space Ships!Creampie Foreign Soldiers!All In This Episode!CaptainBlackbeard Radio takes ye there with the most intense, riveting, adrenaline producing audio experience in pirate radio history!In this EpisodeIt's the Easter Nigga, Charlie BrownVaccinate Me, ElmoRussian Cyber FarmGrand Theft Auto 5 Think TankNational Public RadioVoice of DemocracyVoice of ComradeshipAn Average Day In The Life Of An Electric Car OwnerAnd so much more!Music FromMotorheadStone Temple PilotsRok NardinBlack Diamond HeaviesCuby & The BlizzardsHolly GolightlyBudgieFranz LangJerry GoldsmithHeyzLumeriansBob MarleyThe BeatlesMinistryLazerhawkBuddy Rich & Cathy RichJohn WilliamsTetris 99Credence Clear WaterEdwin StarrRed Army Choir...And so many more!Thank ye, mates!YAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!Blue Skies and Calm Seas.

Ahoy Mates!!!The Dark Sea's Mean Green Machine Returns For Number Thirteen!CaptainBlackbeard Radio New EpisodeWorld Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes META=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*In this episode, CaptainBlackbeard Radio welcomes yeto the FUTURE OF ENHANCED REALITYand the story ofSEX, VIOLENCE and BETRAYALbehind it!C a p t a i n B l a c k b e a r d G o e s M E T AaptainBlackbeardGoesMETACaptainBlackbeard Radio New EpisodeReleased: World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes METAThe Finest Sounds Around From The Underground, CaptainBlackbeard Radio triumphantly returns for the highly anticipated thirteenth installment!!!Batten down the hatches! The Dark Seas Pirate Radio show returns, with the most brutal and unflinching psychedelic thrill ride adventure through social media, Facebook, virtual reality and the future of humanity! In this episode, we examine one Mark Zuckerberg. What makes such a man? And what would make such a man collapse?We also explore social media. What is it? What role does it play in society today? What is the future of it?In this episode, ye will receive an all access pass to the future of enhanced reality as ye experience every phase of it. From beautiful beginning to the explosive end!Ye shall also receive humor, interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer entertainment buck in cyberspace, on the information superway and across the Dark Seas!This episode also features...A Charlie Brown KwanzaNational Public RadioHow Can We Help Schizophrenics?The Debut Of The New Life Invader Telephone!Selling OutCaptainBlackbeard News...And so much more, in an action packed, humor filled, high energy, life changing, three hour audio thrill ride unlike anything ye have ever experienced before!WE BE LIVIN' SCIENCE FICTION!CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a universal pirate radio humor and music broadcast unlike anything ye have ever heard, for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas.PASSION!ASSION!VIOLENCE!IOLENCE!BETRAYAL!ETRAYAL!World Radio Day, CaptainBlackbeard Goes META!We sincerely want to hear from ye! If ye enjoy this project and have any idea how we can improve it, music ye want to hear, stories or material ye think would be aces, ideas how to get this project in front of more of ye buccaneers or ye can help progress towards any of these goals. Please let us know!Write the phrase "CaptainBlackbeard Radio Loves Ye" anywhere on the internet. And receive a bounty of $100 and ten free menu items from any participating Kentucky Fried Chicken or Taco Bell Location!MUSIC FROM:Alabama 3RefusedLuscious JacksonRob DFannyNingJimmy CurtissThe ZombiesBeastie Boys with AnthraxMinistryGramatikYuri MorozovThe MonkeesRob DLuxury EliteRaw MaterialGuest StarsMark ZuckerbergBill CosbyMike JudgeTaylor Swift+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=Mates, holy shit! THERE ARE A LOT OF YE OUT THERE! We sincerely hope ye are enjoying this project and the broadcasts! Since we received download numbers from our last broadcast from Darknet-Inside, we can honestly say 50-100x more of ye mates are listening than we originally thought and CaptainBlackbeard Radio numbers be astronomical when viewed through the lens of mainstream podcast numbers!We have received so many terrific messages from so many great people saying how much they enjoy the broadcasts. And how they be sharing it with all their friends!!! Some of ye wonderful mates are sending them coast to coast! And playing them across the globe in virtual realms of every kind

Ahoy Mates!Come Out Of Yer Shell For Number Twelve!HOWTOTAKEDOWNCAPTAINBLACKBEARD'SDARKNETMARKETNOVEMBER 25th, THANKSGIVINGCaptainBlackbeard RadioThe Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!New Broadcast: How To Take Down CaptainBlackbeard's MarketEPISODE ART WORKhttp://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/.media/100f9bb764b6bcd4bbb06a1d9cbd2367-imagepng.pnghttp://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/.media/e954e71e2d33b80388bf4e9bf5fcb898-imagepng.pngIn this episode, CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye to the WILDEST SEX, DRUGS & CRIME STORY ever told on the Dark Seas!!!150 ACTION PASSION PACKED MINUTES OF THE WILD, VIOLENT, NAKED, GRITTY, TACO FILLED STORY OF THE BIGGEST DARK NET MARKET SINCE SILK ROAD AND ALPHABAY! Episode Twelve brings ye the story of the rise and the fall of CaptainBlackbeard's Dark Net Market from CaptainBlackbeard's, The Russian Mafia's, Homeland Security's and the FDA's perspective in the most ambitious and adrenaline inducing broadcast yet! Buy the ticket (FREE) and ride the ride!GUEST STARSPresident George W. BushTAKEDOWNCAPTAINBLACKBEARD'SDARKNETMARKETATALLCOSTS!!!NOVEMBER 25th, THANKSGIVINGCaptainBlackbeard RadioThe Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!New Broadcast: How To Take Down CaptainBlackbeard's MarketThe original psychedelic radio spectacular returns with the finest humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas!CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychedelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.MUSIC FROMCheech And ChongOasisPaul McCartneyThe Reverend Horton HeatGenesisSmashing PumpkinsThe RutlesSUNGThursdayScreamin' Jay HawkinsBobby BareThe Beastie BoysHOWTOTAKEDOWNCAPTAINBLACKBEARD'SDARKNETMARKETNOVEMBER 25th, THANKSGIVINGCaptainBlackbeard RadioThe Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!New Broadcast: How To Take Down CaptainBlackbeard's MarketBroadcasted in high definition 220kbps four dimensional surround stereo audio quality for not just yer listening enjoyment but for yer listening pleasure! Yaaaaaarrrrrrr!!!If ye enjoy this project, please subscribe to /d/CaptainBlackbeard for all updates, art work and past episodes!

Ahoy Mates!Armageddon In Number ElevenOctober 31stCaptainBlackbeard RadioThey're Coming To Get You, CaptainBlackbeardWe will get our EndChan updated with this episode when it ceases being difficult.Thank ye so much, mates!Happiest of Happy Halloween To Ye All!(We recommend ye go dressed as a pirate tonight for maximum booty, yaaaaarrrrr!)-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----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vOSO-----END PGP SIGNATURE-----The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!New CaptainBlackbeard Radio: They're Coming To Get You, CaptainBlackbeardCaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye to THE END OF THE WORLD!!!120 PACKED MINUTES OF THE SPOOKIEST, WILDEST, SCARIEST, HORROR FILLED ACTION ON EITHER SIDE OF THE INTERNET! Episode Eleven brings ye CaptainBlackbeard sailing to the rescue yet again!ZOMBIE FUCK APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Joe Biden doing stand-up comedy.The Spooky Truth???National Public RadioCaptainBlackbeard NewsThe Great Pumpkin...And so very much more!!!The original psychedelic radio spectacular returns with the finest humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas!CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychedelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.MUSIC FROMRoky EricksonQueens Of The StoneageThe BeatlesMy Solid GroundThe Worst Song EverGuest StarringBill GatesIf ye enjoy this project, please subscribe to /d/CaptainBlackbeard for all updates, art work and past episodes!

Ahoy Mates!Enjoy The Zen Of Number Ten!October 17thCaptainBlackbeard RadioCaptainBlackbeard's 12 Inches Of Damning EvidenceThe Finest Sounds Around From The Under Ground Returns!New CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard's 12 Inches Of Damning EvidenceOctober 17th, CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites you to one of the wildest adventures ever attempted in Dark Seas history.100 PACKED MINUTES OF PURE RED HOT SEXY ACTION! Episode Ten brings ye CaptainBlackbeard sailing to the rescue yet again as the government is scanning everyone's phones for unbelievable taboo illicit items. They claim it's to protect children... but what are they really doing?TELETUBBIES HAVE GONE FUCKING BESERK!!!The Red Bull Extreme Challenge! EXTREME!!!The original psychedelic radio spectacular returns with the finest humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas!CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychdelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.MUSIC FROMRoyal DeluxeRed RyderSweetEelsSilversun PickupsConfettiGeto Boyz

Number Nine Is Divine!July 4thCaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The GoldThe Finest Sounds Around From The Under Ground Returns!New CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The GoldMates,Comedy! Action! Drama! Romance!CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold encapsulates and redefines all of these dynamics in a new audio spectacular unlike anything ever heard before!July 4th, On America's birthday, CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns with our most ambitious HIGH ENERGY audio release yet!CaptainBlackbeard once again has to save America and Freedom! Charging recklessly into the cannons with the rockets red glare and the bombs bursting in air. The Dark Seas pirate radio spectacular returns with humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses across all theaters of action! Crossing the Delaware and Riding shotgun with Paul Revere as we ring in the sounds of freedom! This episode will be a mind bending, adrenaline peaking, all original audio spectacular ye can only experience on the Dark Seas!CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychdelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.In This Episode- Dark Net Super Fight II- The Rematch of 1812, This Time With Nuclear ICBMs- CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The World Heavyweight Championship- Dear Leader's Best Golden King Oriental Pearl New Lucky Magic Dragon Joy Happy Endings Dark Net Store- Crossing The Delaware- Why did the Titanic really sink?- If Bill Gates Was A Car Mechanic- John Rube Boob- Jane Rube Boob- American Television: Street Walkers At Starbucks- CaptainBlackbeard News- And Three Hours Of The Finest Sounds Around From The UndergroundGuest StarsCanada's Prime Minister, Justin TrudeauJohn McAfeeDr. Anthony FauciDennis RodmanMusic FromRick DerringerJimi HendrixKim FowleyFrankie And The Witch Fingers999The RemainsCudy And The BlizzardsMinistry - Its Over 9000!!!King MissileThe BendersBlondieCaptainBlackbeard humbly thanks and appreciates all of the tremendous support that has poured in from across the Dark Seas. We are overwhelmed with the positive comments, music suggestions and positive energy we have experienced from making this project. It be aces how many of ye have found the show!!!Gratitude to all those reposting and talking up the show!Thank ye so much!If ye would like to support CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Tell yer friends. Tell yer enemies. Tell the most attractive people ye know about CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Nothing TICKLES the lasses like the Captain's name.Ye can now visit and subscribe to CaptainBlackbeard Sub-Dreadhttp://dreadytofatroptsdj6io7l3xptbet6onoyno2yv7jicoxknyazubrad.onion/d/CaptainBlackbeardYe can now visit CaptainBlackbeard's NEW EndChan destination.endchan.org/CaptainBlackbeardorhttp://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/CaptainBlackbeard/Thank ye, mates!YAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!Blue Skies and Calm Seas.

Fearlessly Venturing Across The Dark Seas...CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As HellThe Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!Mates,This is our most HIGH ENERGY show yet as we bring ye the most wild audio SPECTACULAR ever in the history of the Dark Seas! CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell is an audio thrill ride of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!In this episode...- CaptainBlackbeard takes the world's wealthiest business people, politicians and entertainers on a Billionaire's Cruise- Doc Ellis & The History of the LSD No-Hitter- Yuri Jackhoff- CaptainBlackbeard Radio finds God- The 96th Annual Detroit Marathon- How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police- Rachel In Rehab- Amazon Package Thief Hunting- CaptainBlackbeard News- And Three Hours Of The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground!Guest Stars in this episodeBill GatesMark ZuckerbergJesusKamala HarrisMusic FromLucky Kleinschmidt & The HeartbreakersThe Mind SpidersLocal HNine Inch NailsTrifleBobby ComstockThe Reverend Horton HeatGenesisStonefieldJimi HendrixDel ShannonBugs BunnyREMBill Conti...And more of the finest sounds around from the underground!Mates, we went nuts on this one and CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell is the highest quality episode CaptainBlackbeard has ever released. This episode is being released in 224kbps with all of the music in the highest CD quality 320kbps we could find! We recommend listening on headphones or a high end audio system. Especially for the last scene. Yaaaaarrrrrrr!!!CaptainBlackbeard humbly thanks and appreciates all of the tremendous support that has poured in from across the Dark Seas. We are overwhelmed with the positive comments, music suggestions and positive energy we have experienced from making this project. It be aces how many of ye have found the show!!! Thank ye so much!If ye would like to support CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Tell yer friends. Tell yer enemies. Tell the most attractive people ye know about CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Nothing TICKLES the lasses like the Captain's name.Ye can now contact CaptainBlackbeard by e-mail @POBox6969Bangkok@secmail.pro(Music, Material submissions and ideas humbly appreciated.)Ye can now visit CaptainBlackbeard's NEW EndChan destinationendchan.org/CaptainBlackbeardorhttp://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/CaptainBlackbeard/00:00 - Intro02:13 - Jack Rhysider Explains DNMs and How To Use Them03:16 - CB Radio Sponsors04:57 - CBRadio Movie Preview07:26 - THX Bass Test07:59 - CB Radio Opening08:57 - Network "I'm Going To Shoot Myself On This Program"10:57 - First Segment "Hey There"12:25 - Lucky Kleinschmidt & The Heartbreakers "Runnin' Down A Dream"16:45 - Second Segment18:11 - Versus Commercial "Metallica Versus"21:05 - Network "I Ran Out OF Bullshit"22:41 - Henry Gibson For The Dead23:35 - Third Segment "Filthy Goes To A Funeral For Aurora Market"24:55 - The Mind Spiders "You Are Dead"26:55 - Speak Out 127:55 - Yuri Jackhoff, Dark Net Vendor & Hallucination Market Administrator30:25 - Fourth Segment "CaptainBlackbeard's 2021 Cruise To Glacier Bay Alaska"32:42 - Local H "All The Kids Are Right"36:29 - Bill Gates Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio40:00 - Network "A Voice Spoke To Me In The Night"41:58 - What Is Love?43:56 - Fifth Segment "The Lockdowns Finally End For Filthy Fingers"46:37 - Nine Inch Nails "Every Day Is Exactly The Same"51:08 - Speak Out 251:56 - The 96th Annual Detroit Marathon53:05 - National Public Radio55:15 - Doc Ellis & The LSD No Hitter59:40 - Sixth Segment "Filthy Fingers Drops National Public Radio's Brown LSD"01:05:00 - Trifle "New Religion"01:11:06 - CaptainBlackbeard Radio Half-Time Quiz Part 101:12:07 - Network "I Am Mad As Hell"01:16:57 - CB Radio Half-Time Quiz Part 201:18:00 - Seventh Segment "Filthy Gets Acquinated With Himself And His Neighbors"01:20:18 - Bobby Comstock "Right Hand Man"01:22:17 - The Following Statement Was Written By An Angry Dwarf01:25:15 - Senator John Rube Boob01:32:58 - Reverend Horton Heat "I'm Mad"01:36:05 - Mark Zuckerberg Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio01:39:31 - Parker Brothers Scot-Free Commercial01:40:40 - Network "The Tube Speech"01:45:43 - Eighth Segment "Filthy Discovers Tele-Evanglism"01:46:55 - Genesis "Jesus He Knows Me"01:50:59 - Speak Out 301:52:15 - Amazon Package Thief Hunting01:55:41 - Ninth Segment "Filthy Turns His Money Into Holy Water"01:57:22 - Stonefield "Eyes"02:02:00 - How To Not Get You Ass Kicked By The Police02:05:38 - Versus Commercial "Tequilla"02:05:59 - Network "America Is Being Bought By Its Enemies" Speech02:11:00 - Tenth Segment "Filthy Meets Jesus"02:13:25 - Jimi Hendrix "Are You Experienced"02:17:32 - Rachel In Rehab02:20:40 - Speak Out 402:21:11 - Eleventh Segment "Filthy Turns His Holy Water Into COVID-19 Vaccine"02:24:20 - Del Shannon "Move It On Over"02:27:11 - What Is Love? "Greta Thunberg"02:29:46 - Network "You Have Meddled With The Forces Of Nature"02:38:31 - Twelfth Segment "Filthy Discovers Himself"02:40:10 - Bugs Bunny "Money"02:42:40 - Kamala Harris Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio02:47:30 - CaptainBlackbeard's 2021 Billionaire's Cruise02:53:36 - CB News02:56:48 - Network "Howard Is Cancelled For Low Ratings"03:01:33 - CaptainBlackbeard Radio Promo03:04:53 - End Segment "Thank Yous & End Information"03:07:18 - Steppenwolf "Born To Be Wild"03:10:50 - Next Transmission03:14:39 - CaptainBlackbeard Post-Credits Callback03:16:09 - CaptainBlackbeard End Theme

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!!!ACTION SOUNDS FOR ACTION PEOPLE!Broadcasting live from CaptainBlackbeard's Favorite House of Ill Repute! Join yer CaptainBlackbeard Radio Host Seaman Filthy Fingers for the most high energy psychedelic odyssey through the Dark Seas yet!===WARNING: MULTIPLE LOUD EXPLOSIONS, NAKED HORNY WOMEN AND BASS HITS IN THIS BROADCAST! TAKE CARE TO PROTECT YER EARS AND INNOCENCE!===...Just A Taste Of This Episode...- CaptainBlackbeard visits 12 Las Vegas Casinos in Under Five Minutes- ER 2021- CB News: Mongolian Drive-Bys- The Real St. Valentine's Day Massacre: CaptainBlackbeard VS. Al Capone's Rap Battle- The Rising Sun- Yuri Jackhoff, Dark Net Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator- Abortions & Boxed Wine-...And 2 hours and 40 minutes of the most high energy pirate audio in existence today.

Ahoy Mates!CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns on Americas Birthday with our most high energy audio release yet! Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as we take ye on a psychedelic audio journey through the Dark Seas!This is a feature motion picture length three hour episode generously sponsored by Versus Market the top futuristic Dark Seas Market for all your Dark Market needs! This is the first professionally produced and sponsored broadcast in Dark Seas history!Please Upboat For VisibilityIn This Episode- CaptainBlackbeard Saves America over the July 4th weekend- Find out who really killed Tupac Shakur and what happened that night- Can the town survive hippies?- CaptainBlackbeard Global News- Senator John Rube Boob answers all of yer questions about the United States Government and Beyond- Education on Zoom- The Action Is On America Television- The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground- And more high energy shocking entertainment than a gaggle of rodeo clowns chewing on downed power linesWARNING: LOUD BASS TEST AT 3:30 TIME MARK OF THE BROADCAST! PROTECT YER EARS! THE CAPTAIN NEEDS YE TO KEEP THOSE IN GOOD WORKING ORDER! YAAAARRRRR!

-.-. .-.. - … . / . -. -.-. - ..- -. - . .-. … / - ..-. / - …. . / -.-. .- .. - .- .. -. -… .-.. .- -.-. -.- -… . .- .-. -.. / -.- .. -. -..Close Encounters of the CaptainBlackbeard Kind-----------------–CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE CAPTAINBLACKBEARD KINDVenturing Across The Dark Seas And Beyond…Braving Dark Seas Storms and South Seas PandemicsCaptainBlackbeard Radio returns with the finest sounds around from the Underground!Broadcasting live from CaptainBlackbeard's Favorite House of Ill Repute, CaptainBlackbeard Radio brings news, music and culture to the lads and lasses of action across all eight seas!Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as CaptainBlackbeard invites ye to take a psychedelic otherworldly audio odyssey through the Dark Seas and Beyond!Please upboat for visibility!CaptainBlackbeard humbly requests ye wear headphones for this broadcast!This transmission was recorded in high (and we do mean high) pirate audio fidelity!CaptainBlackbeard recommends ye turn off the lights, turn up the volume and spark up yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard ProductIn This Transmission- The first official close encounter between humanity and beings from another world.- Select segments from National Public Radio- The Friendly United States Military Stops By- Senator John Rube Boob Answers Yer Questions About The COVID-19 Pandemic- CaptainBlackbeard Global News Uncovers The Source Of The CoronaVirus Outbreak- Thanks to our sponsors Yuri Jackhoff on Hallucination Market, Fugazi Cannabis, Stories From The Pandemic, National Public Radio, The United States Government.- And 80 minutes of more original high energy electrifying content than a bus stuffed with mimes on crystal meth crashing into a giant electrified fence surrounding North Korea.[+[+[+[+[We thank those who spread these .mp3s and welcome those who would be interested in doing so to copy pasta this post and spread it like a South Seas Pandemic.]+]+]+]+]

Nothing Good Comes After Midnight...Fearlessly venturing through DDOS Storms, Dark Seas Monsters and Market Admins going over the horizon. CaptainBlackbeard returns with the finest sounds around from the underground!==============The Good,The Bad,The CaptainBlackbeardJoin yer host First Mate Harry Stash in a psychedelic audio adventure through the Dark Seas as CaptainBlackbeard explores the Ecstasy of Gold!In This Episode- The Quest For $200,000 In Gold- CaptainBlackbeard Global News Covers The Capture Of Bigfoot- The CaptainBlackbeard FREE $1,000 Giveaway- Senator John Rube Boob Answers Yer Questions About Yer United States Federal Government- Bowling Therapy- And More High Energy Heavy Sounds Original Content Than A Jumbo Jet Of Hollywood Writers Crashing Into A Nuclear Reactor

Merry Christmas, Mates!CaptainBlackbeard & The Quest For The Holy GrailX MARKS THE SPOT ON X-MAS!This is CaptainBlackbeard Radio, the only psychedelic heavy sounds pirate radio show on the dark seas!Broadcasting live from the bowels of CaptainBlackbeard's favorite house of ill repute with the finest sounds around from the underground!*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*CaptainBlackbeard recommends stereo headphones, a dark room and yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard product for peak merriment. Yaaaaarrrrr!*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*Just some of the features in this transmission…- Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash on an audio adventure through the Dark Seas on the only heavy sounds pirate radio show on the Dark Side of the Web.- The Quest For The Holy Grail- CaptainBlackbeard Global News covers the epidemic of cannabis cans washing up across the Eastern United States' Coast Line- Suicide Prevention- A Message From Yer United States Coast Guard- Yuri Jackhoff's Political Scandal Store- Dropping more original high energy heavy content goodies

CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard Is CoomingIn This Transmission- Broadcasting LIVE from the bowels of CaptainBlackbeard's favorite house of ill repute, First Mate Harry Stash is yer host on an hour long psychedelic adventure through the DNMs- Darknet Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator Yuri Jackhoff's Political Scandal Store- President Donald Trump sings Taylor Swift at a Gay Bar- CaptainBlackbeard Global News with yer host Samantha Propaganda's coverage of the Amphetimine Addicted Monkey Invasion of Washington, DC- Join CaptainBlackbeard live for a raid on a 17th century French Galleon- The Cell Block B Brotherhood- Live DNM Product Reviews- Humanity's first recorded contact with an alien species.- Chanteys from Cheech & Chong, The Beatles, Immortal Technique, The Black Angels, The Rolling Stones, DJ Shadow, Notorious BIG, The Decemberists, The Jerky Boys and Lazerhawk!- And so much more this transmission is like an audio clown car overflowing with sumo wrestlers stuffed with awesomeness.==============++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Always be yerself, unless ye can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.

This is the first CaptainBlackbeard Pilot Episode that was a special surprise in a June 2019 CaptainBlackbeard Promo.Plz no bully, this was made with the mos humble of means playing with something never before done.