"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have

"If you dance with the devil, the devil don't change. The devil changes you."

"I’m a politician, which means I’m a cheat and a liar, and when I’m not kissing babies, I’m stealing their lollipops."

"Glasnost gives everyone the right to complain and accuse, but it doesn't make shoes."

"For a diplomat you're not a very good liar."

"Even madness has its own logic. Here, there's none."

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home."

"I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes, Christmas is all around me, And so the feeling grows."

"Every night I cut out my heart. But in the morning it was full again."

Rita Hayworth used to say, "They go to bed with Gilda; they wake up with me."

"It's just a jump to the left..."

"Excuses are like assholes, everybody got one."

"It's a weird case from the start. A case with a hole in the center. A doughnut."

"I've got a new theory about marriage. Two people are in love, they live together, and then suddenly one day, they run out of conversation."

"You are not my husband!"

"Just thinking about the lusts of men makes me want to heave."

"You are a young man dressed as a clown about to be murdered."

"I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off."

"Get ready to fly, bitch!"

"I got an alibi just in case you think I did it. Tighter than a crab's ass, and that is airtight."