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"Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" Gets Rekt

"Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" Gets Rekt

Update: 2018-07-28
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Nobody really wanted to see this movie but since the previous Jurassic World was the very first episode of Rekt Reviews, we decided to review it for the sake of continuity and out of a misguided sense of sentimentality.
Amy finally gets included in the show intro, Shark manages to VERY accurately discern the plot without even having watched the movie, Amy invents a new strain of weed called "The Sad Brontosaurus", Paul comes up with a million dollar idea for Jason Momoa sex dolls and Erik drinks craft beers while calling for dinosaur violence to be more traumatic to little children.
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"Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" Gets Rekt

"Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" Gets Rekt

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