Preview: Jess Perkins on Silver Bullet

"My friend fed me his FINGER!"

"The doctor set my penis on FIRE!"

Silver Bullet: Tom Cardy prescribes The Rock's Diet

"I was in some much pained because my BUTT was hurting!"

"It was a HUMAN NIPPLE"

"You better quit or you're going to get sacked!"

"Our eyes met and I said nothing"

"Mmm, that tastes a little SALTY"

"We discovered the garden that NONE of us knew existed"

"I did a little SNIFF TEST"

"I went online the next day and saw he had... married his NEW girlfriend"

"I have NOTHING to cover me if this rips"

"Sir, did you take a shark?"

"Next thing I knew, Its a PACKED wharf and I've just got people cheering"

"She dropped a cymbal on her big toe and it nearly CUT IT OFF"

"I thought you wanted me to use it as lube!"

"He put his ENTIRE FIST in my mouth"

"If the dogs bite you DON'T SCREAM"

"A Hot Dog Just Saved Our Lives"