“What I wouldn't do for a saucy meatball right now...“ -- Podcast #250 [10.27.25]

“I'm not napping unless I am completely ready to go to sleep...“ -- Podcast #249 [10.20.25]

“If you and Buzz Aldrin have a lunch date...“ -- Podcast #248 [10.14.25]

“Maybe he’s outside in the bushes gettin’ stung by bees…“ -- Podcast #247 [10.5.25]

“Not you… the other one…“ -- Podcast #246 [9.29.25]

“I'm the real BOBBYRIZZ!“ -- Podcast #245 [9.22.25]

“F**kin Lewis and Clark over here…“ -- Podcast #244 [9.15.25]

“Where is the video of this man beating up these women?!“ -- Podcast #243 [9.7.25]

“That's my new wrestling name!“ -- Podcast #242 [9.1.25]

“This Mario isn't going to party himself...“ -- Podcast #241 [8.24.25]

“Was it frictionless?! Cause you're gonna be there awhile...“ -- Podcast #240 [8.17.25]

“My eyeballs are salt water creatures now!“ -- Podcast #239 [8.10.25]

“I have farted 700 times so far...“ -- Podcast #238 [8.3.25]

“I'll put up with maybe some ha ba dee doo ba dees or whatever...“ -- Podcast #237 [7.27.25]

“I mean I don’t want to get too prolific here…“ -- Podcast #236 [7.21.25]

“You could be Jim Jones if you really wanted to be…“ -- Podcast #235 [7.14.25]

“We should have started at minute thirty talkin' about hotdogs!“ -- Podcast #234 [7.06.25]

“Why pay in full when I can just pay $31 a month for the next 11 years…“ -- Podcast #233 [6.30.25]

“The air was thick with embarrassment...“ -- Podcast #232 [6.23.25]

“I became engulfed in joy and rage at the same time...“ -- Podcast #231 [6.16.25]