A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.





While on the operating table she had a near death experience.Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?





God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.”









Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital

& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color



Finally she was released from the hospital.









While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.









Arriving in front of God, she asked

“You said I had another 34 years to live.Why didn’t you save me from the truck?”





God replied:“I couldn’t recognize you!”